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Title: Hinobi Chat Log, Day 69

Summary: The Discord chatfic everyone knew they wanted deep down. Somewhere. Probably in their toenail or smth.

Chapter Title: Black Friday

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Me_K.O.!: we've got a karen in aisle three I repeat a karen in aisle three this is not a drill

Phil: Miko get off your phone
Phil: Also can someone please take the karen

Me_K.O.!: Bergy you gotta do it

Bergalicious: why me?

Me_K.O.!: she got the racism in her and ur our token white

Bergalicious: oh okay.

Phil: Oh, gross.
Phil: Bergy retreat I'll walk her out of the store

Bergalicious: oh thank flunk

MitchFTW: Can someone explain to this fossil that their plug-n-play from the 90s is NOT comprebable to a Hinobi 5 bc I am. THIS close to losing my job for bad customer service.

Me_K.O.!: did someone ask for my very specific set of skills
Me_K.O.!: retro consoles and scaring the elderly are my two redeeming qualities

MitchFTW: Godspeed blueberry


AnaFromOverwatch: Five your break's been over for like an hour I can't man this alone anymore
AnaFromOverwatch: Five
AnaFromOverwatch: HECTOR

Hi_5: Hrng too many people, introvert no like
Hi_5: Sanctuary

AnaFromOverwatch: We're teens who risk our lives daily do you think any of us have healthy social lives
AnaFromOverwatch: Now get out here and suffer


HanYeesh: question can I be fired for hate crimes if I called someone the n word
HanYeesh: also it feels weird for me to skirt around it but also not gonna flag me today system

Phil: you what

HanYeesh: I dunno man I just saw some rude teens trashing merch and my mama YEETED out my mouth
HanYeesh: Shoe was half-off before I got control of my bod

Phil: did it end with er or a

HanYeesh: you have to ask?

Phil: Look just say you'll sue for hate crimes bc it's a word you can use and they'll back off

HanYeesh: Sweeeet


Me_K.O.!: well lads I'm at my limit
Me_K.O.!: if you need me I'll be in the corner flapping and crying

Scorekeeper: ah good we'll be twinsies
Scorekeeper: also why does everyone here seem to forget I'm also white, bergy doesn't have to suffer alone with the racists

MitchFTW: because unlike YOU Bergy isn't taking a double-shift at Joystick's

Scorekeeper: I'd rather be there
Scorekeeper: The sheer amount of sticky textures I've touched today alone has taken two decades off my life

MitchFTW: only two? coward


Phil: ZAHRA YOU UNHACK THOSE SPEAKERS RIGHT THIS SECOND

AnaFromOverwatch: NO CAN DO PHILLIAM, UNTIL FIVE SHOWS HIS FACE WE'RE GETTING ENCANTO SOUNDTRACK AND THAT'S IT

HanYeesh: The fact that people seem to think Zahra is the chill one in our team still baffles me

AnaFromOverwatch: voice flat face empty emotions FERAL


Hi_5: (do I have to come out)

AnaFromOverwatch: (i'm blasting bops you can panic as long as you need)


Phil: Ironically this wasn't the worst black friday I've ever seen

AnaFromOverwatch: yeah sure great
AnaFromOverwatch: anyway now that Five is done crying in the bathroom it's my turn to cry in the bathroom
AnaFromOverwatch: ill let you know when it's safe to lock up

Phil: oh trust me I am also crying in my office take ur time

AnaFromOverwatch: Miko's stress-stimming and I can hear Bergy from here, none of us are leaving anytime soon
AnaFromOverwatch: looks like ur team therapist now phil

Phil: I have done nothing to obtain this degree and shall now squander it in pity donuts

Author's Note: Black friday! Funnily enough, I've never worked it in customer service. Just in food service, as a host. But this was just me remembering some of the 'fun' and amping it up to cartoon levels. I was definitely a Miko ngl. All the teens took turns hiding in the bathroom and I did NOT blame them.

Idk 'bout ya'll but the more stressed I get at work the more my neurotypical mask falls and by the end of it I think I scare off a couple of elderly with my blank face lol.

-Mandaree1