AN: Yes, no one reads this story, and school took a lot of my time up, so I haven't updated in God knows how long. Random is good.
Disclaimer: I like Evangelion. And there was some legal crap I had to mention in this space, but I forgot…mmm…donuts…oh yeah, I own none of this…except the I.C.B.F. because I made it up. So there. GROVEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER! GROVEL!
The real Conclusion of Smasher Doominess!
Mario fell out of the locker and onto Meta Knight, who tripped and fell into a vat of liquid nitrogen and threw his sword and it cut right through Kirby and bounced off Marth's barbed wire straitjacket and hit Roy/Ray who short-circuited and fired a laser that fried Mario who also fell into the vat of liquid nitrogen which splashed down on Marth and it was really really really cold and Marth started flailing around and banging his head on the ground really hard until he lost consciousness then his foot hit the "nuke the ICBF" button and he was vaporized in the heat of ten thousand bob-ombs.
The end.
And so ends Smasher Doominess…the real story is next! But now, more random filler crap.
Smasher Doominess Outtake #1: Everyone dies.
Pichu was crushed when DK stepped on him and DK then tripped on one of the 574 banana peels lying around and broke his face and hit a trip wire which triggered a knife to shoot out from behind a portrait in the wall.
The knife flies through the air and hits Kirby and Kirby pops.
It continues on its way and severs Mewtwo's head from his neck, and Mewtwo, in his fury, unleashes a storm of psychic power doom that causes Ness to explode.
Ness exploding sets off a trail of gunpowder in his room that goes all the way down to the basement where Nana and Popo are loading liquid nitrogen tanks into the freezie-o-matic.
A liquid nitrogen tank explodes and sets off 5 more tanks that freeze the Ice Climbers solid and they fall and break into teeny tiny pieces.
The pieces clog up the intake vent for the freezie-o-matic and it explodes.
Dr. Mario is on the floor above, and the explosion causes the floor beneath him to crumble and he falls into the fire. And gets covered in napalm.
So he's running up the stairs and through the mansion, inadvertently setting stuff on fire.
He runs into G&W and G&W tries to put the fire out with his bucket but it's full of oil and they die in a huge explosion.
The huge explosion sends Jigglypuff flying down the hall at a zillion miles an hour, and it bounces off a wall and goes through the opposite window, landing on Marth.
Marth pokes Jigglypuff with his sword and Jigglypuff gets ticked and shoves a Sharpie down his throat.
Marth runs into the next room and tries to tell Roy that he's choking on a Sharpie but Roy mistakes him for the pizza guy from Domino's who kept his change last time he ordered and kicks Marth in the groin.
Marth goes down and Jigglypuff hops over him and pokes Roy's eyes out with another Sharpie then erases Marth with a Magical Eraser of Doom ©.
Roy runs into Y. Link's room all bloody and screaming and Y. Link jumps out the window to escape the zombie plague of doom and impales himself on Bowser and dies.
Then Link, who is using the Triforce of Lifting Really Heavy Stuff to pull a piano up the stairs ceases to exist and the piano falls down the stairs, blindsiding Yoshi and narrowly missing the egg bouncing along behind him, which hatches into Megasmilax and eats all the evidence (including Link and Yoshi but not Roy, who is still running around screaming).
Then Roy runs over near Captain Falcon, and Falcon thinks what Roy is doing is cool, so he pokes his eyes out with a cheeto and they go off running around screaming like morons.
Then Luigi, who's stuck in the bathroom with the runs, misfires and crashes through a wall, slamming into Roy and slamming them both into Bowser's spiky shell, and they die and become part of the mounting collection of dead bodies on Bowser's back and Bowser has a heart attack and dies messing up Fox's concentration.
Fox shoots Falco since he's really mad at him for beating him in Starfox 64 for the "n"th time, then he shoves his reflector down Falco's throat and turns it on and Falco explodes.
Fox then uses his blue shiny teleporty move and gets stuck in a wall.
Zelda and Peach scream at the sight of a half a Fox in the wall and Peach pulls up a turnip to hit Fox with but it's one of those clocks and peach throws it down and it breaks and sends them all into a never ending vortex of nothingness.
The vortex then spits out Ganondorf, which it had consumed earlier when he tried to destroy the laws of time and physics by having Chuck Norris punch himself in the face.
Ganondorf has gone insane, and he and Falcon run screaming into the room where Mario is doing some shrooms.
Mario thinks it's some ancient tribal ritual (what does he know, he's trippin) and they all run down screaming to Pikachu's room to mess with him.
Mario lights a fart and it sets him on fire and he sets off the sprinklers. Then about five seconds later Pikachu opens the door to see why there is much screaming coming from his room and the water floods out and Pikachu sneezes and everyone gets electrocuted and dies.
The electric water fries Samus whose suit malfunctions and starts shooting missiles everywhere even though Samus is already dead.
Jigglypuff eats all the missiles until they stop firing.
Then it pops.
END OF FILLER
More stuff soon.
