DIS: If you've read Bakura's Horrid Day and Kaiba's Horrid Day, you're ready for the next one, Yami's Horrid Day!

Kaiba: (-.-) You sound like an announcer.

DIS: I know, huh? (grin)

Kaiba: (o.o)...Let's not comment on that, shall we?

DIS: DO NOT CRITICIZE ME, OH HOT ONE!

Marik: I'm getting sick of your idolization of him!

DIS: Which reminds me...I'll be making a site of my dear Kaiba soon! Hehehe...Anyway! It's time for Yami's Horrid Day! Enjoy!

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Title: Yami's Horrid Day

Rating: M

Genre: Humor

Summary: Sequel to Kaiba's Horrid Day! The Pharaoh not only is getting insulted by Marik, but he's also getting attacked by – Grandpa and his old friends? Pure humor!

Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh, but I own these ideas, the prequels, and this fic! So there! Oh, but I don't own the cologne, Axe.

Notes/Warnings: Insanity is the main one, I should think, lol.

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Recap! of Kaiba's Horrid Day: In the last story, Kaiba had to deal with a non-medical doctor, a humiliating morning of people staring at his Blue Eyes White Dragon pajamas, Yuugi as a leprechaun, a gay Jou (who had screwed his sister) and many other horrific things! Would his torture never end? Well, we're not sure, but to make him feel better, Bakura was also tortured and Yami soon is going to be as well! He's not the only one who will be learning disturbing secrets! And now, it's time for the first chapter of Yami's Horrid Day!

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Chapter One, Crazy women on the loose!

Yami was feeling great, despite the fact that he was avoiding Kaiba, who had lost his mind...He really needs to take anger management classes...He thought to himself, remembering how the CEO had snapped at him. Shaking it off, he entered the grocery store and went to the hair product aisle. He saw Axe on display near the aisle and sprayed some on him. He sighed, happy with the smell, then went to get some hair gel. He heard something and he turned, blinking.

(oO) Wonder what that was...? He shrugged and turned back to the gel and he blinked, seeing two feminine eyes staring at him. Was he imagining things? He heard footsteps and he turned around, seeing women advancing on him. "(OO) What – " They lunged at him and he let out a yelp, scrambling up on the shelves, running away from them. They ran after him, giving battle cries of, "I LOVE YOU!" (X.X) I want Yuugi! He'd be able to explain this!

He skidded into the bakery and wiped his forehead off. The baker gave him a curious look.

"Something wrong?" He asked Yami.

"Some women were chasing after...Uh...Why are you looking at me like that?" The baker man winked at him, purring.

"Daddy wants some candy," the baker said.

"(O,O'') AWW!" The baker man started to chase after him as well as he ran through the grocery store. "NOO! NOT MEEEEE! I'M TOO YOUNG TO NOT BE A VIRGIN!"

"COME TO DADDY, SWEETHEART!" The baker called. The women snarled at each other and the baker.

"HE'S MINE!" They all crowed, slapping each other, yet still running.

(X.X) Why did I come to the store today! Yami asked himself. He ran out to the parking lot and he halted, his eyes shooting wide, seeing all the girls that had stopped doing whatever it was they had been doing. "(OO) Oh shit."

"I LOVE YOU!"

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"Yami, what happened?" Yuugi gasped when the Pharaoh walked through the door, his face covered with lipstick and his clothes disheveled.

"(-.-) You have no idea..." He muttered to Yuugi, wiping his face off. "WHY DIDN'T YOU COME WITH ME? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH?"

"(o.o) I had to help grandpa..."

"AND HE'S MORE IMPORTANT?"

"(X.X) Well...Yes."

"You see, Yuugi? This is exactly why I don't buy you good birthday gifts!" He stormed up the stairs and sulked in his room for a long time, before he blinked and gave a curious look to the journal on Yuugi's desk. He creeped to the door and peered down the stairs, before shutting it quietly and locking it. He went to the desk and sat down, opening it.

"Let's see..."

Dear Journal,

Today was a really good day. I went to the doctor's and they told me I wasn't pregnant! I knew that Jou was just joking when he said he didn't use a condom! Phew! The doctor, however, told me that I had a tumor and they took it out. I was so relieved! I thought that I was going to have a baby! I'm too young, aii. But anyway, there was also a really good thing that happened today! There was the COOLEST episode of Pokèmon. Ash caught a really cool Pokèmon!

You know, I heard that Anzu and Bakura had slept with each other. Ew, ew, and triple EW! What man would sleep with a girl? They're so gross! Yuck! I mean, I like Anzu, as a friend, but I could NEVER think of her in my bed. A woman in my bed...Doing things...I think I'm going to puke. Uh-oh, I think that's Yami. I better put you to bed, Journal.

Yours Always,

Yuugi.

Yami stared for a long time at the pink journal in awe. Did his abiou seriously write this? Jounouchi is gay? The Pharaoh thought in horror, swallowing and glancing around, before slowly shutting it and going downstairs.

"Grandpa?" He called.

"Yes, Yami?" Grandpa asked, poking his head out of the kitchen.

"Can I borrow the car?"

"Sure." He tossed the keys and Yami caught them, going to the garage.

(o.o) Oh yeah, I don't know how to drive... He thought to himself, then shrugged, putting the keys in the ignition as he saw grandpa do on many occasions. "Okay then..." he jerked the clutch forward and pressed on the gas.

CRASH

"(OO) This can't be good..." He muttered, staring at the paint that had crashed onto the car, the shelves that had collapsed and other horrible damages done to the car. He shoved the door forward and it ended up falling off. He swallowed and spotted some duct tape on the floor. "Well...Tape fixes everything." Yami taped the door back on and he put his hands on his hips, satisfied. "There." He heard footsteps and he stared at the paint on the car and other damages. "Oh no..."

Who will discover Yami's horrible accident and do things get worse from here on out? And has Yuugi converted from being a leprechaun to a half-sane homosexual? Find out on the next chapter of Yami's Horrid Day!

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DIS: A short chapter, but aren't all first chapters short? Please review and read below for the preview of the next chapter!

Preview: Yami thinks his life couldn't get any worse, so he goes to a strippers bar, where he meets a very fine young lady...Or so he thinks. And after that, when he and Kaiba are forced to anger management classes by Mokuba and Yuugi, they find that there are people with worse problems than them...And worse issues than Marik and Bakura.