DIS: (shies away from all the angry readers) Please, please do not kill me for not updating sooner! It's just that, well, with all my other stories, I kinda forgot about this one. Not to mention, I couldn't get any inspiration for it. (sighs and looks to the heavens pleadingly) Luckily, however, I am catching up and hopefully by the end of the year, I'll only have two or three fictions up at the most. So, with that said...Thanks to everyone who reviewed and let's get back to our frickin' adorable Pharaoh, Atemu aka Yami!
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Chapter Four, A day with Bakura and MarikYami yawned, flipping through the channels when Bakura came skulking in. The Pharaoh glanced at him, frowning at his appearance. "Tomb Robber, couldn't you make yourself look decent in my majestic presence?" Yami was feeling...overly arrogant today. Bakura stared at him mutinously, dumbfounded. When the hell did he get off speaking that way to him?"
"I just got up, porcupine head. And I could kick you out before you could say 'Shadow Realm,' so I'd be careful what you say to me," Bakura sneered. Yami shot him a dirty look and was going to continue in flipping through the channels, but Bakura snatched the remote from him. Yami glared at him.
I should tell him that Anzu's been cheating on him with Kaiba just to kick him where it hurts, he thought with a glower. Hmm...But that would be hurting Anzu and she's my friend. (o.o) Though she has grown increasingly skanky lately. Ra! I don't know if someone slips Viagra in her food all the time or what
Hmm, that's a good idea, Pharaoh, Demon Bakura remarked, while Ryou sighed, looking disappointed with them both. I mean, Anzu's a hot wench in bed already but...Wait a minute, did you say something about Kaiba?
(oO)...You can't contact your real self, can you? Yami asked.
No, not really, but I have my ways of letting my real self know important things – NOW TELL ME ABOUT KAIBA!
Why don't you just probe my mind? Can't you do that?
...No.
Oh. Good.
TELL ME YOU JACKASS!
"(-.-) What the hell is your problem?" Bakura demanded, glaring at Yami, who was clutching his head and banging it on the coffee table.
Must – not – give – in! Yami gasped in his mind, banging his head harder.
TELL ME OR PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM!...That or go insane, because I can do that, Demon Bakura added with a smirk.
"If Yuugi knew that I was involved in this..." Angel Ryou began.
Shut up, abiou!Okay, okay! Yami surrendered at last. Kaiba sleeps with Anzu when you're not around! The two gasped and Ryou almost fell off Yami's shoulder from shock.
That's it! Bakura disappeared and Ryou shook his head, disappearing as well.
(o.o) I wonder what he's going to do...
Bakura stretched, tossing the remote to the side of him. He had turned it to I Love Lucy. There wasn't anything else on. He started to space out a bit and as he wondered to himself, I wonder what Anzu's doing? an image of Anzu screwing Kaiba in his office came to mind. (OO) Augh! I did not need to think about that! He paused. Where did that thought come from? Hmm...Most of the time when I get these stupid frickin' images, they normally end up coming true. He paused again and cast a suspicious look to Yami, who was groaning and holding his head in pain. Maybe the Pharaoh knows something. He obsesses over Kaiba enough. Maybe he stalks him, too. "Hey, Pharaoh!"
"...Please..." Yami whimpered, "don't shout..."
"(sweat drop) Alright...I won't shout. Anyway, do you know if Kaiba's ever been interested in Anzu?"
In a completely stupid manner, Yami answered, "Oh, yeah, all the time." Those bonks to the head obviously made him stupid. "Let's see...In Duelist Kingdom, he never really insulted her and was the only one he could talk to normally. And she saved him, did you know that? Umm...He also saved her in Battle City. And she always talks to him, but never talks to any of the other enemies! She never talked to Pegasus, now did she? Oh, but she did talk to Malik...and Marik...I wonder if that counts?"
"(-.-)...Great. So you're saying that she's probably fucking three other guys?"
"Well, I didn't exactly – "
"It's because she's hanging out with that whore, Mai!"
"Ohhh..." Yami nodded slowly. "Yeah, that's definitely the reason why."
"Thanks a lot, Yami," Bakura said sarcastically.
"Your welcome, Bakura. Now there's a first! You saying thank you! Hahaha!" Bakura shot him a disgusted look when the doorbell rang.
"I've got it. What am I saying? As if you ever do shit around here..." Bakura muttered as he left to the door.
"Asshole," Yami grunted, crossing his arms across his chest and watching I Love Lucy. He heard voices and frowned, before blinking, seeing a ship in a bottle. I wonder if the ship is stuck. He went to the bottle and tried to take it out. "I can't reach...Ah, well, if I get it unstuck, Anzu will thank me, just like her parents." He continued to try to reach the ship with his finger and ended up getting his finger stuck. (o.o) Uh-oh...This could be bad. He swallowed and started waving it around, trying to get it off, before it flung off his finger and crashed into the wall. "(OO) O-oh no..." He hurried over to the wall and saw he hadn't only broke the bottle, but the ship, too! "(O.O) Oh no...Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!"
"What the hell was that crash?" Bakura asked, coming back in with Marik trailing after him.
"Er..."
"(o.o) Oh no...That isn't...Anzu's dad's ship model is it?"
"...No."
"Oh. Good." Yami sighed and stuffed the broken pieces under the carpet, before returning to his spot on the couch.
"I didn't know the Pharaoh was interested in threesomes, Bakura," Marik remarked, plopping down on the loveseat. "I've never seen you two as the type to go for that anyway." He snickered, smirking at them.
"Let me get one thing straight...I am not gay," Bakura growled, then eyed him suspiciously. "You haven't slept with Anzu, have you?"
"No...Why?" Marik eyed him cynically in return. "Have you?"
"(--) Of course I have, you idiot." They turned to Yami, who was fingering a lock of his hair idly. He wasn't really that interested in their conversation. "Have you?"
"...What?" Yami asked and then said dismissively, "Oh, yeah, sure, sure..."
You moron, Demon Bakura muttered, shaking his head. Ra you're stupid. First the ship model and now THIS?
What? Yami demanded of him.
"When the hell did you sleep with Anzu?" Bakura asked, grabbing Yami by the collar.
"Why don't you pick on someone your own size?" Yami demanded.
"(-.-) Dear Ra..." Marik muttered.
"And when did I ever say I've slept with Anzu? I've never slept with her!"
"You just SAID you did," Bakura snapped.
"Oh, I was just saying yes so you'd shut up."
"(--) I...see."
"What? You act as though I'm stupid! I'M NOT STUPID!"
"THE HELL IF YOU'RE NOT!"
"MWAHAHAHAHA!" Marik suddenly laughed quite loudly. "While you two were arguing, I was plotting, mwahaha!"
"...What the hell? You're going to take over the world?" Yami asked.
"No," Marik replied simply, staring at him for a moment. A long pause ensued, before he continued, "Now shut up."
(sweat drop)
(Twenty-minutes later)
"I'm bored," Yami complained.
"I don't care," Bakura replied, channel surfing – again.
"I'm tired."
"Go back to bed."
"I'm hungry."
"So are orphans in Dina...or whatever country that is," Marik said. "I think it was Dina. Isis always says that, so...Hm. I don't think it was Dina after all."
"It's China, dumbass," Bakura snapped.
"WOULD YOU PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME?" Yami roared, startling them. "I am the Royal King of Egypt, God of the Sun, Messenger of the Gods, and...Pharaoh of the Two Ancient Lands! DO NOT IGNORE ME!"
"...Holy shit, he actually knows his entire title!" Marik exclaimed.
"I'm as surprised as you are," Bakura replied.
"(--) I think I'm going to leave here soon..." Yami grumbled.
"Good. I hate waking up to see you down here everyday. It's a terrible way to start the day. Makes me feel like shit."
"Being as beautiful as I am," Yami bragged, "you should feel honored to start the day the way you do!"
"Dear Ra, who the hell have you been hanging around?" Marik demanded. "You're acting like Kaiba, for Ra's sake!"
"Well I was in the asylum for him for awhile. I also took these classes with him...Yeah..."
(oO…………)
Marik and Bakura had nothing to say to that. They were speechless.
"So...are you leaving yet?" Bakura demanded. "Marik and I are going to go find out if Anzu's fucking Kaiba."
"Uh-huh...Don't hurt anyone on your way back," Yami said, slowly backing out of the room.
"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"
"Nothing, bye!" Yami hauled ass out of there with Bakura yelling after him. Hehehe, I can run as fast as the –
BANG!
"...Ow," Yami groaned, looking up at the stop sign. "When has that been there? Geez..."
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DIS: (sigh) Okay, I know, not great, but hey! It had it's moments, right?...Right? So, please review on your way out. Tell me how you liked it or how you hated it or, if you have any ideas for this story, go ahead and send them in. Ciao!
