Based on the episode: A Life in a Day.
Chapter starts at Royal Woods Beach. Lincoln is eating ice cream, while Clyde is tanning.
Lincoln: This is how to live, isn't it, my friend?
Clyde: You said it, buddy.
Lynn Jr comes in riding a motorcycle. Lincoln and Clyde scream, and sand gets in their faces. Lynn Jr does flips, then rides through a picnic blanket, then pulls one of her brakes causing her to go in circles, getting more sand on Lincoln and Clyde. She rides on top of the pile of sand, then through the lifeguard station causing it to set on fire, and everyone cheers.
Girl Jordan: She's amazing!
Chandler: I'll say!
Lynn Jr then throws a basketball into the hoop, then is about to fall, but she presses a button to cause a sky glider to come out, and she causes the flag on some children's sand castles to catch on fire.
Kids: Whoa!
The sky glider then comes off, and Lynn Jr stops. Everyone cheers, then Lynn Jr takes off her helmet.
Stella: Hey, it's Lincoln's sporty sister! What's her name again?
Liam: That's Lynn Jr Loud. She's living large!
Rusty: What's your secret, Lynn?
Lynn Jr: Well, you've gotta take risks. [hops back on her motorcycle] Live on the edge. [rides her motorcycle, then jumps off at the lagoon. She gets on someone's surfboard upside down]
All: Ooh!
Lynn then comes back to shore.
Lynn: And you can't... Uh... You can't... [hears Lincoln and Clyde whimpering, then picks them up] And you can't live like these two losers. Just look at 'em. Spineless, [shakes them] weak, [touches them, and they fall] afraid of their own shadows. [They see their shadows, scream, and whimper] Pathetic!
Zach: Lynn, how can they redeem their uncool lives?
Lynn: I'll tell you how: by living each day as if it were their last!
Clyde: How do we do that?
Lynn: By living like me, Lynn Jr.
Clyde: But what's that have... [Lynn covers his mouth]
Lynn: Uh-buh-buh-buh. By living, like Lynn.
Both: Living, like Lynn.
Lynn: Living like Lynn! [walks away]
Clyde: Living like Lynn. Living like Lynn.
Cut to later when Lincoln and Clyde are outside the Loud house reading comics. Clyde sighs in boredom.
Clyde: This is bogus!
Lincoln: What's that, McBride?
Clyde: Lincoln, these are the best years of our lives, and you want to waste them reading comics? We should be living in the moment! We should be living like Lynn... [hears a horse neighing]
Clyde: This is it, Lincoln! This is where we redeem our miserable lives! It's time to start... [jumps in the air, then stops] ...Livin' like Lynn! [goes back down, and onto the back of the horse, and he then rides around]
Horse's owner: Hey, you! That's mah horse!
Clyde: Hey, Lincoln! Lincoln?
Lincoln is on a kiddie ride outside a grocery store.
Lincoln: I'm living like Lynn! Whoo-hoo!
Later at Lincoln's house, Clyde kicks the door open and he is all bandaged up.
Clyde: Where were you, Lincoln? That was awesome! [he drags his white haired friend and runs outside]
Lincoln: Hey, Clyde, where are we going?
Clyde: To live, my friend! We are going to live!
Cut to "A-1 Wreckers".
Clyde: This is going to be the best fun yet!
A car gets smashed from the sides, then from the front and back, then from the top, then a giant spatula puts in a pile of cars, then three flamethrowers burn it, then a giant fist comes down and punches it.
Lincoln: I don't know about this, Clyde.
Clyde: You must defeat your reason, before you can start... [jumps up in the air again, then stops] ...living like Lynn! [goes into a convertible] Woo-hoo! Lincoln, this is it! [gets smashed from the sides, going through the same amount of injuries as the destroyed car, Lincoln cringes until his stunt ends, then cuts back to Lincoln as the rest happens.
Now back to Lincoln's house where he is ironing his polo shirts.
Lincoln: De dee do dee do livin' like Lynn. Dee dee dee doo livin' like Lynn. Deedeedeedee livin' like Lynn.
Clyde barges in the house, bruised and blackened.
Clyde: Come on, Lincoln! What are you waiting for? Let's go! [the two boys ran outside. Cuts to later when they are still running]
Lincoln: Uh, Clyde, where are we going?
Clyde: Just you wait! It's the ultimate! [they run onto a giant ramp that leads into a pit] What do you think? And wait 'till you see the best part! [stomps on the ramp] Hey, you guys! [lots of tigers are in the pit, growling and showing their claws.]
Lincoln: I don't know, Clyde, this looks very danger... [Clyde attaches a skateboard on Lincoln's back, then does so with himself]
Clyde: Here's to living like Lynn!
Lincoln: Hey, wait a minute, Clyde, I think you're missing the point. "Living like Lynn" doesn't mean throwing caution to the wind, and risking everything on a stunt that will cost you your life.
Clyde: Don't you mean, cost us our lives, Lincoln?
Lincoln: No, Clyde, I mean your life. I'm not going. [he takes the skateboard off]
Clyde: I see. And that's your final word on the subject?
Lincoln: Mmm-hmm.
Clyde: I feel sorry for you. [goes down the ramp to the trench with all the monsters in it. Lincoln cringes as his best bud is getting mauled.]
Scene cuts to Lynn's Table where Lincoln is mopping the floor.
Lincoln: I wonder how Clyde's doing with his "living like Lynn" thing.
Clyde: Lincoln! [Lincoln looks out the window] Lincoln! [Clyde is being chased by tough teens on motorcycles. He runs to Lynn's Table] You were right, Lincoln! I went too far! I went too far!
Lincoln: Oh, it's okay, buddy, I think you learned your lesson. Hmm?
Clyde: Uh-huh.
Tough Guy 1: Don't make us come in there, kid!
Lincoln: Now, you just let me handle those guys out there. [walks outside with Clyde] Gentlemen, gentlemen.
All: What the?
Lincoln: I know that you might be angry at my friend for his shenanigans, but you are not the only victim. His reckless thrill chasing has made him a hollow shell of his former self. Just look. [scene reveals Clyde is a shell] So let me assure you, his days of "living in the moment" are over. Can you not forgive him for whatever he did?
The teens think for a moment.
Tough Guy 2: Sure, pal. Sure. [shakes Clyde's hand]
Lincoln: By the way, what did he do that made you all so cranky? [leans on their motorcycles, and they fall]
Tough Guy 2: [angry] He knocked over our motorcycles!
Lincoln laughs nervously, then they chase Lincoln and Clyde.
Lincoln: So scared! Adrenaline pumping! [getting excited] Spine tingling! Endorphins rushing! I've never felt so alive! Oh, yeah, baby, yeah! This is what Clyde was talking about! This is really living in the moment! Woo-yeah! This is life! Woo, woo, yeah, woo! [gets knocked in the air by a motorcycle] Now I am finally living like Lynn!
Cut to the beach where Lincoln and Clyde are on top of a giant firecracker.
Clyde: Are you sure about this, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Oh, come on, Clyde, what happened to being in the moment?
Clyde: I don't know, Lincoln, this looks dangerous.
Lincoln: [immediately slaps Clyde in the back] Yeah, yeah, you said it, buddy! Now we're really living like Lynn!
Lynn Jr notices them on the firecracker.
Lynn: Well, would you look at that. Now there's two guys who know how to live!
Lincoln: Prepare for countdown!
Lynn: I'm proud of them. [takes a closer look with a telescope] Wait a minute. With that angle of trajectory, they'll land right in...Ripper's Reef! [shows a pointy rock island] They'll be ripped to shreds! [runs over with a life preserver with rope tied to it] Wait, don't do it! Stop!
Lincoln: 3-2-1, lift off!
The fuse has ignited the firecracker, setting it off into the sky.
Lynn: Drat! [uses the life preserver to catch on to the firecracker]
Lincoln: Whooooo! Whoohooooo! Whoowoowoo! [life preserver catches firecracker, it falls down to Clyde and he notices it]
Lynn: Whoooooa! [climbs rope] Look, guys, my advice wasn't meant to be taken literally! I meant to live life to the fullest, not to maim yourselves! Look! [then they notice the reef]
Clyde: Uh-oh!
Lynn: [panics] Aaaahhhh! [shows Rippers Reef then flips back to happy Lincoln and screaming Lynn Jr] Aaaaahhhh!
The arrow crashes into the reef and yellow stars on a black background appear, then cuts to a scene of them in the hospital. In the hospital, Clyde and Lynn Jr are put in casts, while Lincoln is in a wheelchair. Clyde and Lynn groan in agony.
Lincoln: [acting as daredevil] Hey, what are you two lazybones doing lying around? There's a really cool ramp down the hall, I've got room for two more. [looks crazy in eyes] What would Lynn do?
Lynn: [furious] What would Lynn do? I'll show you what Lynn would do! [Enraged that Lincoln's recklessness almost got them killed and now they're bruised, Lynn chases Lincoln with a sledgehammer. Every time Lynn limps, a hole is in the ground in front of her, barely missing Lincoln] Come here! Come here, I said! Hey! [chases him out of the hospital]
