A/N: For the final one shot of July 2021, I decided to let a certain someone take over for a change. She hyped herself up as "The Greatest Protagonist and an amazing author" So I figured, why not?

I'll let her take it from here. Enjoy!


Hyperdimension Symphogear
by Neptune (The Greatest Protagonist/Author ever)


It was a quiet day in Planeptune. And for what it's worth, I am quite alright with that. Because a quiet day here means Histy isn't constantly wanting me to work. "Time for a whole day of me, my console, my pudding, and spending time with my friends and family!" I triumphantly say.

"With our shares as high as they are right now, I couldn't agree more sister!" My lovely younger sister Nepgear says.

"I still find it hard to believe you did all of the work, Nep." Iffy says, doubtful of my hard work.

"Hey, I earned this victory pudding this time." I retort, which only causes Iffy to intensify her doubtful gaze. "I mean it! Why don't you believe me?"

"In all fairness Nep-Nep, you do have quite the record of being very lazy and having Ge-Ge do all of the work..." Compa says, taking Iffy's side.

"I'm hurt Compa... Truly hurt." I say. "Nepgear, you believe me right? You were there."

"She is telling the truth this time." Nepgear confesses, much to my delight. "But they do have their reasons for not believing you, sister."

As much as I hate to admit it, I can't blame them. "Fine. Then I'll just have to prove it to you two! I'll show you why I'm the greatest protagonist ever!"

"What? Do you expect a problem you can fix will show up out of nowhere?" Iffy asks.

"Sister! You need to see this!" Nepgear calls out.

Suddenly, a bright flash of light showed up in the sky and shot out six... I think they're... People?! And two of them are heading straight for the Basilicom!

"Hibiki!" One of the two people say.

"Balwisyall nescell Gungnir tron"

The closer person all of a sudden becomes an orange ball of light before emerging with a cool set of armor. Are they a CPU? Either way, the "CPU" landed right next to us, catching the other person right after. "Are you okay, Miku?" They ask.

"Yeah, thank you Hibiki." The Miku girl says.

"Hey! Are you two alright?" Nepgear asks.

For a moment, the two girls looked surprised by Nepgear's question. I mean, come on, there's no way you didn't see us. "Y-Yeah, we're okay." The orange-armored girl, who I guess is named Hibiki, says as she put down the girl in her arms.

"That's some interesting armor you've got there." Compa says. "Let me guess, you're a CPU like Nep-Nep?"

"A whatnow?" She asked in response. "This is just my Symphogear."

"A Sympho-what?" I ask. "Is that what you call HDD in your dimension?"

"I have no idea what you're talking about." Hibiki says, transforming out of her armor. "What's an HDD?"

"Let's just start over." Iffy says. "I'm IF. That's Compa, and those two are Planeptune's CPU and CPU candidate Neptune and Nepgear. Who are you two?"

"I'm Hibiki Tachibana." Hibiki says.

"And I'm Miku Kohinata." Miku adds.

"Nice to meet you, Hibiki and Miku." Nepgear says.

"Next question: Why did you come out of the sky all of a sudden?" I ask.

"This might sound weird, but we were fighting a purple-skinned Alchemist and they sent us here when we had them cornered." Miku answers.

"Purple-skinned Alchemist?" Nepgear said aloud. "Why does that sound like someone we've fought before?"

"Kinda sounds like... Nah, I got nothin'" I say.

"Regardless of who it might be, It's clear to see that you didn't come here willingly." Iffy states.

"Neptune? What was that noise?" Histy says as she approaches the balcony. "You better not have broken anythi-"

"Woah! That small lady is flying on a book!" Hibiki shouts.

"Hibiki! That's very insensitive!" Miku lectures.

"It's quite alright, Ms.?"

"Miku Kohinata. And this is my best friend Hibiki Tachibana, who can be a bit careless with her words every now and then."

"Rest assured, I'm not offended by Ms. Tachibana's reaction, Ms. Kohinata." Histy says. "I am Histoire, Planeptune's Oracle and keeper of all recorded history of Gamindustri."

"Gamindustri? Where in the world is that?" Hibiki asks.

"That is the world, Ms. Tachibana." Histy answers.

"EEEH?!"

"Judging by your reaction, you're not from this world." Histy states. "Would you four care to catch me up to speed on what has happened while I was away?" Iffy and Nepgear caught Histy up to speed. "This 'Alchemist' you mentioned. Did she by chance wear a large hat?"

"How did you know?" Miku asks.

"That confirms it then, Arfoire is behind this." Histy states.

"Her?!" We all react.

"I'm sorry, who is Arfoire, Histoire-san?" Miku asks.

"To be put briefly, she's an old enemy of the CPUs." Histy explains. "But before we talk about it more, we should gather the others to discuss this. You said six of you were sent here during your battle, right Ms. Kohinata?"

"Yes. Myself, Hibiki, and four others named Chris Yukine, Kirika Akatsuki, Shirabe Tsukuyomi, and Maria Cadenzavna Eve." Miku says.

"Once we find them and gather the CPUs, we can discuss how we can help you six return home." Histy says, which makes me smile.

"Yeah, we'll gladly help you all out." I turn to Iffy, making sure she can see my smug grin. "I'm always happy to help."

"Yeah, yeah, I get the idea Nep." Iffy says, knowing exactly why I gave her my official Neptune face of victory™

"I just hope your friends landed at the other Basilicoms." Compa says. "That'd make our search for them a lot easier."


A/N: And so our quiet day in Planeptune quickly became an interesting one. What else will happen, I wonder? Will there be intense battles? Awesome team-ups? Comedic hijinks? The possibilities are endle-

Neptune! Hurry and wrap it up already!

Fine... Killjoy Noire strikes again. Bye everyone!

Jokes aside, I had a lot of fun writing this story the way I did. (Seeing the last time I did it was for my first one shot.) Thanks for taking the time to read this, and I shall see you all in the next one!