Title: Disasters of Miriallia and Dearka

Summary: Dearka and Miriallia have broken up for almost a year. Now after the war, they're seemed to be bringing bad lucks to the people around them…or is it just coincidence?

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Seed/Seed Destiny. They belong to Bandai, Sunrise and yes, Fukuda-the-AsuCaga-Destroyer

Disaster 1 – Let Yzak Mad, and let Shiho Calm Him

If there is something Yzak Jule wanted to do at 2 a.m., it's probably to kill his best friend/comrade right on the spot. Or rather, right on his bed. Not only did he manages to destroy his quarter, a 'little' accident he did by 'accidentally' forgot to pull the iron's plug, causing his quarter to almost destroyed in a fire, and forcing him to share his friend's quarter for a while, he is also lacking in sleep for almost 5 days straight. Not because Dearka is snoring, but because for 5 days straight, in his sleep, Dearka would actually talks in his sleep. Or rather, saying a certain person's name.

"Milly… Milly…Milly". If Dearka Elthman is not his best friend, then Dearka Elthman is already a corpse by morning. Yzak tried covering his ears with his pillow, but Dearka's loud 'talk' is getting louder; and getting more and more annoying.

"For God's sake…Dearka! Wake up!" Yzak tried to wake him up the first night he's stuck in the same room. It ended up with Yzak's right face with what seems to be a mark of a hand. Poor Yzak had to endure a day with people actually staring and laughing behind his back. Some even thought that the 'gift' was actually from Shiho, his comrade/right hand/fiancé. And stupid Dearka could only laugh as hard as he can, thinking that it really was a gift from Shiho, and ended up giving him advices on woman.

That evening, Dearka's left eye made a bigger impression to the whole Voltaire's crew than Yzak's face. And starting that night, Yzak didn't try to wake him up ever again.

"Milly…Milly…Milly"

Yzak tried counting sheep then. One by one, a little sheep would jump the fence. One by one Yzak would fall to sleep. One sheep. Two sheep. Three sheep. Four sheep. Five sheep. Six Dearka-looking sheep. Seven Dearka-looking sheep. Eight…what! DEARKA-LOOKING SHEEP! This has gone too far. He ended up having red eyes then.

"Milly…Milly…Milly"

The third night, Yzak tried stuffing his ears with Mozart. It should be relaxing, he thought. He put the I-Pod on the highest volume, before he drifted to sleep. Almost. For five minutes, he got an almost peaceful night; before the battery runs out. In a rage, he actually smashed the poor thing in his hands, saying a surprising amount of dirty, foul words, before something hard hits him in his head. Yzak losses his balance and hits his head on the nightstand and loses consciousness. That was the only night Yzak fall asleep before he was waken up by Dearka that morning, a bump on his head and a minor memory loss; he actually forgot that Dearka was making him mad, Shiho's birthday, and he smiles at the crew the whole day.

Shiho refuses to talk to him for the whole day and almost the whole crew thought that it was the end of humanity.

"Milly…Milly…Milly"

Last night was the worst. It was the busiest day he had in months, actually had to maintain his own GOUF, finishing the endless paperwork he had to do, and preparing the report the current PLANT's Supreme Chairwoman, Lacus Clyne-Yamato had asked him to do, not to mention stealing a moment alone for him and Shiho, whom he made her mad earlier by forgetting her birthday. All the day's work and all he could think off was sleep. Sleep. He would rather sleeps in Shiho's quarters, but due to military's policies and not to mention, to avoid flying gossips, he had to endure sleeping in Dearka's instead. Dearka, with all the talking in his sleeps, did not sleep that night however. He was crying.

"Today was supposed to be our anniversary. And she dumped me. For what reason? I'm overprotective. Yes, I should damn protect her. I'm her boyfriend. She's a natural; let a coordinator took care of her. But no…she insisted on doing things by herself. And she dumped me! And then she…"

Being a considerate friend, Yzak actually had to calm his crying and sobbing best friend. And between his crying and sobbing, Yzak swore he smells alcohol.

"Milly…Milly…Milly"

My God, when can I get away from this torture…

"Oh yeah Milly…! Do it hard on daddy…Yeah, oh yeah…!"

Yzak froze. He speaks his ex's name, crying her name and now MOANING HER NAME! I'm outta here.

"Yes my beloved fiancé, it is 3 in the morning, you have a meeting in less than 6 hours, there is no emergency since we last stuck here on L4 for the past week and you cannot stay here, it'll ruin your reputition, as of mine"

"Shiho, my dear, I know its 3, I know about the meeting, I know there's no emergency and I had to come here, Dearka is killing me literally"

"Yes, and you cannot stay here"

Yzak made a pleading face. Yzak the angry-management-needed commander is begging for his fiancé to help him. Shiho could only look…and finally lets him in.

"Shiho…" Kissing her deep, he said with a serious-dead-looking face "We need to do something about that lovesick puppy"

Back in Dearka's quarter, Dearka's moan is even louder when Yzak left the room.

"Milly…Milly…Milly…Yeah…"

Note: My first fanfic though. It tells the story of how everybody tried to get Milly and Dearka get back together for their own sake. Flame me if you must, I enjoyed criticism. It helps me be a better writer. Why not Cagalli and Athrun? Because too many made them. I'm making something different.

Thanx for reading.