Chapter 10. Laziness versus Thought.
or...
Cecil just don't get it!
or...
The Chapter that is much more focused on the Cecil-igoes.
OK, let's get back to the game thing-gummy.
Ah, here we are.
"Cecil went up to the statue.
"My son."
Cecil looked scared. "WAAH! WAS THAT A GHOST! OR A BOGEYMAN!"
As always, Cecil crapped his armour again. Because I like to be mean.
Anyway, some other talk happened, and Cecil became a Paladin, and got a sword. However, there was something...
IN THE MIRROR!
IT'S A GHOST!
WAAH!
The new Paladin proclaimecd bravely, "STAND BACK! I SHALL PROVE MYSELF!"
BATTLE SCENE NAO!
Cecil and the reflection, which appeared to be a Dark Knight, stood across from each other, facing each other, in a staring contest. Staring, just staring.
"A true paladin will sheath his sword."
The Dark Knight then shot a BoltBeam of energy at Paladin Cecil. Cecil got hit.
"Well, two can play that game!"
And Cecil shot another BoltBeam at the reflection.
"A true paladin will sheath his sword."
The Dark Knight then shot a BoltBeam of energy at Paladin Cecil. Cecil got hit.
"Well, two can play that game!"
And Cecil shot another BoltBeam at the reflection.
"A true paladin will sheath his sword."
The Dark Knight then shot a BoltBeam of energy at Paladin Cecil. Cecil got hit.
"Well, two..."
Well, you get the picture. Cecil just don't get it!
55 'The Party Perished.'s later...
"A true paladin will sheath his sword."
The Dark Knight then shot a BoltBeam of energy at Paladin Cecil. Cecil got hit.
"Well, two can play that game!"
And Cecil shot another BoltBeam at the reflection.
And Cecil finally died.
72 'The Party Perished.'s later...
"A true paladin will sheath his sword."
The Dark Knight then shot a BoltBeam of energy at Paladin Cecil. Cecil got hit.
"Well, two can play that game!"
And Cecil shot another BoltBeam at the reflection.
And Cecil finally died.
99 'The Party Perished.'s later...
"A true paladin will sheath.. oh, fugeddaboutit!"
And so, the Dark Illusion finally managed to disappear, and Cecil finally won! Yay!
And so, Cecil became a Paladin, Tellah managed to remember his spells and forget everything else, and the Twins managed to become less important! Everybody wins!
Then, a mob and Palom fans and Porom fans proceed to bust down my door and use their muscles to beat me app!
Palom, read a book!
I've been a fan of Porom since I was... two years old.
There. The mobs are happy.
Now, let's a go on with a story!
But first, let's take a look at where the REAL heroes of this story are.
You all know who I'm talking about. (Especially j00, PRIVATE and Freida Right.)
And no, it's not Golbez.
The Cecil'igoes proceeded to rush upwards up the mountain, just as Cecil and co. exited the statue thing, how they could do that, I dunno. The two both rushed into each other, like poorly animated cartoon episode thing.
Oof!
They both yelled. After both sides came to, Cecil finally managed to see what those blasted things doing random stuff were.
"Who are you?" He asked.
"DYA!" dyaed the Cecil'igoes, and they samba-ed down the mountain, reaching the Chocobo forest in time, and running off with the LAAAASST Chocobo in the forest. They taunted the main party when they saw them, still on the top of the mount.
"So long, SUUUUUUUUUCKERRRRRRRRRS!" Yelled the Cecil-igoes in what hopefully would be their first and last spot of English.
Soon, the Cecil-igoes managed to get far away from the area the 'heros' were in. The good news was that they were still gone from human eyes until they managed to get to Freida's house. The bad news was that they ended up in... uh... Kanto.
FireRed searched through the grass of the Cycling Route, trying desperately to get that Pokemon he wanted. He was about to give up, when suddenly...
BATTLE SCENE NAO!
The Cecil-igoes cried out a call that sounded distinctly like a bird. Along with the Chocobo, the illusion was complete.
FireRed just knew that he had found, the POKEMON of POKEMON that is not named KOFFING!
DODRIO!
FireRed checked his bag, but there was only the Master Ball he recieved when he saved Silph Co. He had no other Pokeballs, though, and even though the ability to catch a Legendary was tempting, he just couldn't resist getting a Dodrio.
POKEBALL! GO! (It's a Master Ball, dingus.)
"AHHH!" The Cecil-igoes then screamed like chickens before being captured. The ball then started to move.
tchk.
"One..."
tchk.
"Two..."
tchk.
"Three..."
F-chk.
"YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! I CAUGHT IT! WAHOO!"
And that was the scene. Just seconds before the Chocobo broke out of the ball, and ran away, Cecil-igoes laughing while FireRed bawled like a little BAY-BEE! HAHAHAHAHA!
Soon enough, the Cecil-igoes ended up in Baron, somehow, and were so charmed by the city that they decided to stay in it while waiting for the story to continue.
OK, I accomplished my goal of making a new chapter this week. Awesome! Good for me, good for j00. Now stay, drink, and be happy
til I pull another set of ideas outta me. :P
