Chapter 11. To Mysididy, and Baron-d!
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Ha-ha-ha, the above was a witty title for once.
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The Cecil-igoes get into hot water.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Today's first part of the chapter was written by me earlier today, on October 3-ish. Funny story, because I was going to buy some tickets for my high-school's Senior Girls Basketball game, but some person took the last ticket before I could get it. So, I bought a Coca-Cola to vent. Best $1.50 I ever spent. I did have to stay in a different class during the game, but that did give me the inspiration to write more. The Loser's Cube premieres in this installment, which came from that class, which was sort of like a detention, only I wasn't in trouble, just I blew 2 dollars on a Coke.
Bah, enough of my life this time. On with the ficcy!
AUTHOR'S NOTE 2: I wrote the ending for the fiction as well today. It's a sappy thing with a sappy character, and looks thrown together, but hey, I can still work at it. Who knows, I might just leave that idea and try another thing, like I did for about a good 89 of the story.
AUTHOR'S NOTE 3: OK, I'll stop now.
The team finally managed to come down Mt. Ordeals. Of course, after fighting a few sets of 20 Skeletons, 5 Zombies, 13 Revenants, 10 Bloodbones, 16 Spirits, and the occasional Lilith. Cecil, despite becoming a Paladin, had still kept his superpower to be as pathetic as he was back in Chapter 1 still prevailed, because I still like to be mean. He died several times. Better Tellah reprimanded him by complaining like a boneless saggy rageddyman. Good thing that I busted out the Game Genie to prevent him from dying.
And that was the scene. Then, I picked up a Loser's Cube (tm) from a nearby recycling bin, and threw it at Cecil for keeping his patheticness.
Nobody protest. Not one of you DARE protest!
Soon, everyone came back to Mysidia. Except the Cecil-igoes, because they passed that part and are waiting in Baron because of their uber-ness. (I pronounce it 'yoo-ber-ness.' Is that the wrong way to say it?)
Cecil-igoes: "Haha, we R 00br." (Now they say it 'ooh-ber.')
Then, the team talked to the elder, they did a good job, blah blah blah, etc, etc, you did a good job, Tellah, don't make an ass outta yourself, blah blah blah, Porom wanna go wit Cecil, Palom bored, blah blah blah.
And so, the went to a place with a circle in it.
Finally, Porom and Palom get lines.
"Hehehe. Hey sis, why is this a Devil's Road if it's only a hole? Hehehe." Palom inquired.
"It's not a hole, you stupid ahss, it's a mystical warp of frenzy." Porom tried to explain without losing her temper.
Incidentally, I envision that she sounds like Hermione from those Harry Potter movies.
"O...K... so it's a warp hole?"
"ARRRGH!"
Better Tellah started his line. "It IS a warp hole, Porom, you scoundrel."
"(A slightly less audible) Argh."
So, the team entered the Devil's Road...
"WARP HOLE!"
.. Sorry. The team entered the (uh)Devil's Warp Hole, and went to Baron somehow.
Then, everyone except Cecil became whiny.
So, they went to Baron's Inn.
There, Yang attacked them.
There really isn't much more to say.
But...
OK, kids! Gather round! Are you ready!
(Yay!)
Are you sure you're ready!
(Yeah!)
1... 2... 3...
BATTLE SCENE NAO!
Cecil and the group got a head-start in the fight. Cecil slashes with his sword.
(The sword hits Yang.)
Ooh! That's gotta leave a mark! Wait, Yang's preparing the counterstrike!
(KIIIICK!)
Ah! Everyone got hit hard by that blow! Especially Porom, god bless her. Wait, wait, wait, what's she doing?
(Porom casts Cure on party.)
Yes! She's gone and helped out the group! Hmm? What's this? Aw! Palom and Tellah are starting up a Double Attack! They're casting, they're going!
(Tellah and Palom cast Blizzaga and Thundaga simultaneously.)
Ooh! That's gonna hurt! Wait, Yang's gonna hit again!
"DIE!" yelled Yang.
(KIIIICK!)
Wow! That's smarts! And the mages are gone! It's up to Cecil, now!
Cecil then said the name of his attack. "Sword hit!"
Cecil dealt a grand total of 49 damage.
"Ugh..." Yang sputtered.
And it's over! Yang loses! Cecil wins! Cecil's the grand champion of the Baron Inn tourney! There'll be no celebration in the Yangdome, that's for sure! But HOW COULD A SWORD THAT PATHETIC WHAT CECIL HAS BEAT OUT A POWERFUL WARRIORS? NOONE EVER KNOW!
BATTLE SCENE END!
Yang soon regained consciousness. He woke up and immediately recognized Cecil. But how exactly could he recognize Cecil? I mean, Cecil was still wearing his armour a lot, did he ever remove it? I dunno.
"Cecil, where am I?"
And soon, the team explained that Yang got amnesia, etc, etc, bad, bad, bad, etc, etc, I'm lazy, etc. They got a Baron key.
The next morning...
The Cecil-igoes were staying at the inn. Everyone else was asleep, except for Cecil, who was out in the night for some reason, and aforenmentioned Cecil-igoes. It was 3:30 in the morning, and Cecil was groggy. The Cecil-igoes samba-ed out to check out of the inn to dance the night away.
Cecil-igo #1 passed Cecil, doing the tango by himself. "Yo, Cecil." Cecil replied.
Cecil-igo #2 passed Cecil, doing pirouettes by himself. "Yo, Cecil." Cecil again replied.
Cecil-igo #3 passed Cecil, doing the daaaannnce of sloooow moootttionnnn. "Stop moving so fast, Cecil." Cecil said.
Cecil then went to bed and rested, while the Cecil-igoes danced the night away.
First, the Cecil-igoes decided to have some fun. They went and locked the doors of the weapon and armour shop.
"But please! We need food!" Yelled the weapon seller.
"And water!" Cried the armour seller.
But the Cecil-igoes locked them in anyway.
But since I don't want to make the Cecil-igoes too evil, it was only for a good long hour. Then, they released the vendors.
cackling madly as they did so.
Then, the Baron Guard caught up to them.
A particularly big Baron Guard stopped the threesome, and asked them about the vendor thing. At 4AM.
"What, may I ask, were you doing with the vendors."
Cecil-igo #1 looked in both directions, and said his second instance of English.
"Get'im, boys! And have them give up sponge baths!"
"SPONGE BATHS! NOOO! And there's only one of me!"
"I don't care." Said the first Cecil-igo in his third English phrase.
And so, they got free sponge baths. Then, they returned to the inn, and slept, waiting for the next chapter to start.
Why do I feel hollow inside? I laughed when Zorc said he slaughtered millions, but feel sorry when I made the soldier give the Cecil-igoes sponge baths. Does that make me a bad person?
Nonetheless, stay tuned for Chapter 12. A Title Relating to the Next Part of the Story!
