A/N: I would like to thank Danileeh once more for helping me with my story! The Suite Life and Kingdom Hearts characters aren't mine! I am just using them!
Chapter 6- The most random chapter
Danielle came back into the Tipton, and lounged on the couch.
Dani left the room and grinned as she head back down to the lobby to find her sister. She found her on the couch and said, "Hey Danielle! Enjoying yourself?" Dani smiled a smile that was a tad too big for her face.
Danielle looked at Dani, "Okay, what did you do with my sister?" She stood up, "You are NOT my sister."
"Nothing. There was just a change in people." Dani said choosing her words carefully. "Danielle, I am your sister.," Dani said.
"Change in people? What does THAT mean?" Danielle never was the bright twin, "And no DUH. I was joking, Dani."
"A change in people." Dani repeated. She wanted to tell her right now, but she will have her guess.
"Okay. You... helped Cody change his cl0thes- Nevermind. Just tell me."
Dani laughed a little bit at Danielle's suggestion at what happened. "Danielle, think. What have I always wanted? You have never seen me with a smile this big on my face have you?" Dani asked as the smile came back to her face once more.
"A Calico Cat." Danielle nodded with satisfaction of her answer, "Mom and dad would never let you have a Calico Cat."
Dani hung her head. "Not a calico cat. The other thing I have always wanted." Dani said almost giving up.
"Cody?" Danielle said a LITTLE too loudly, "Having sex with penguins?"
"Danielle!" Dani exclaimed. /That/ caught her off guard. "No! It does have to do with Cody though." Dani said hoping it would get Danielle would get it. Meanwhile. Mr. Moseby heard what Danielle said and looked up. "What?" He asked. "Nothing Moseby!" Dani said waving him off.
Danielle blinked, "YOU LIKE ZACK! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? He's MINE." Danielle said defensively, "Um... Or... OHMAIGAWD. HOW DARE YOU! YOU LIKE SORA OFF OF KINGDOM HEARTS! I told you, Dani, time and time again, I CALLED him."
"... And Dani, Demyx is mine too, so you can't have the mullhawk. So THERE." Danielle smirked.
"I don't like Zack!" Dani exclaimed. "You can have him! I already have a boyfriend!" Dani said and pretended to vomit. She then looked up at Danielle and said, "You can have Sora!" Dani exclaimed.
"Yay." Danielle said, "Zack's MINE. WHO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND?" Danielle asked SHOCKED,"YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU LITTLE BITCH, HOW DARE YOU! Did you get pregnant too?" She asked sarcastically, "You can have Roxas, Dani."
"Hey Dani. It's me. John; your hot daddy baby."
Danielle smiled, "Oh look, it's the Elvis wannabe..."
"John! What are you doing here!" Dani asked, ignoring Danielle. "John, we broke up a week ago. Get over it." Dani said coldly. She then turned to Danielle and answered her questions, "Danielle, it's Cody. He just asked me. No!" Dani said with a look of disgust at the 'no' part. 'No' was the answer to the pregnant question.
"No, don't have Cody, have ROXAS. Roxas is Sora's other half, and Sora's hot, so therefore... Roxas must be hot!" Danielle started saying really fast.
John grinned,"I came to see my baby in her new home!"
"I don't want Roxas! Danielle, Cody just asked me out. I said yes." Dani said spelling it out for her twin. Dani grabbed a really hard book that was next to her and began hitting herself in the head with it at John's comment. "John! We aren't dating! You are an oblivious moron." Dani said.
John looked dumbfounded, "What? Well uh.. you're a piece of crap!"
Danielle rolled her eyes, "Clever, John. NOW TAKE DAMN ROXAS NOW! But whatever, good for you. Ra-ra. Enjoy your dating now. Soon, you're gonna want Roxas."
Dani looked at John as if that was the dumbest she ever heard from him, it was. "John. Get over it." Dani said. She then turned back to her sister. "I don't want damn Roxas! Im', good with damn Cody!" Dani said giving up with Danielle.
Danielle rolled her eyes, "Be that way. GOSH." She ran up the steps, upset over a... video.. .game? "I'M GONNA GO PLAY POKEMON, AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!" she yelled down.
John blinked, "What should I give up on?"
"I will!" Dani said in almost playful tone to her sister. She rolled her navy colored eyes and turned back to John. "Us getting back together." Dani said.
"Who said I wanted to, Dani? Don't be self-obsessed. We all know the real reason I came..." John started.
Dani grabbed the book once more and banged her head on it once more. She was seriously going to cause herself some brain damage doing this. "So if you didn't come to see your 'baby' in her new home," Dani said making sure to use the word that John used, "Then why are you here?"
"To see my baby!" John replied, happily. There he is. He pointed at... Arwin.
"You don't even know his name!" Dani said. She looked at him accusingly awaiting an answer from John.
"I call him baby. Names mean nothing." John smirked.
"Names do count John." Dani said. "What's his name?" Dani asked.
"ARWIN!" Arwin yelled, "IS MY NAME!"
John smiled, "His name is Arwin."
"Shut up Arwin!" Dani yelled at him. "You are suck an idiot." Dani said standing up and rolling her eyes. She moved over to another couch adn sighed. John was really the last person she wanted to see.
John smiled, "I'm gonna go upstairs. See you soon, babe!"
Arwin waved, "Bye!"
Dani laughed to herself and went over to Danielle. "OHMAIGAWD!" Dani exclaimed. "Arwin's gone gay! With John!"
Danielle blinked, "Disturbing. I really would have rather not heard that."
"I know. How would you feel if you were right next to John when you found out?" Dani asked shuddering.
"... I'd probably puke." Danielle smiled.
"I was close to doing that myself." Dani said grinning. "So do you and Zack have any plans?"
"I think we're going to the movies later." Danielle said, beaming, "I'm proud. But I wish Sora was real..."
"Nice!" Dani said grinning. "Danielle, keep dreaming." Dani said patting her sister sympathetically on the shoulder.
Cody was upstairs singing, 'I believe I can Fly.' William Hung version. Terrifying, oh yeah.
Danielle smiled at Dani, "Thanks. But seriously. Sora is smokin hot. I want him." Danielle giggled.
Zack at the moment was hiding from Moseby, scared what he would do.
"Don't let Zack hear you." Dani joked. She pushed Danielle playfully.
Danielle smiled,"I won't. Zack's every bit as cute." Danielle leaned in by Dani's ear, "Not as smokin hot though. I mean, SERIOUSLY, Sora's SEXAY!"
"We all know what you think of him Danielle." Dani said then laughed a bit. "Which you are true on both accounts." Dani whispered the giggled herself.
Danielle giggled, "You can't have my Soripoo. Get your own."
"Maybe I don't want my own," Dani joked. She forgot her protective Danielle was.
Danielle turned red, "SORA'SMINEYOULITTLEBITCH!"
"Danielle! Calm down!" Dani said then sheepishly laughed.
"You take Roxas." She whined.
"What if I don't want Roxas?" Dani said.
"You take the damn nobody!"
"I don't want the damn nobody!"
"Then take DEMYX!"
"What happened to Demyx being yours?" Dani said accusingly.
"Well.. I want Sora more, so if you'd like Demyx, you can have Demyx..."
"I don't want DEMYX! I WANT SORA!" Dani said then stood up. She was ready to run!
Danielle turned red, "GODDAMNIT YOU CAN'T HAVE SORA!"
"YES I CAN GODDAMMIT!" Dani ran out of the room. She was doing this for her amusement only.
Danielle sat on the couch, pouting. She wasn't happy that Dani was trying to take /her/ Sora.
Dani ran back in the room. She had a giant smile on her face and asked, "Is someone mad?"
Danielle glared, but ignored her sister.
"Danielle! Lighten up! I was joking!" Dani said and sat down next to her twin.
"Fine. That admit you'll take another." Danielle glared at the floor.
"I don't want Sora. You take this subject too seriously!" Dani said. "Forgive me?" Dani did the perfected puppy dog put to her sister.
Danielle nodded, "I guess. Sora's hot."
Dani laughed at Danielle's wanting to stick to that one subject. "Can we please get away from talking about who's hot for now?" Dani asked.
Danielle crossed her arms, "Fine. Be that way."
"I will. we can still talk about Kingdom Hearts thought if you want." Dani suggested.,
"Okay." Danielle nodded, "I'd love that. I'm gonna go ask Zack if he wants to join our convo." She sighed, "He's gonna make me get up. Isn't he!"
"Zack isn't even here anymore." Dani pointed out the obvious. Zack had left the lobby shortly before Dani and Danielle were talking.
Danielle growled, "Damnit." She got up, and walked upstairs.
Dani laughed to herself as her sister left. Zack was actually downstairs just coming in from the skate park. He went over to Dani and said, "Dani! Where's Danielle!"
"Just wait here!" Dani instructed. Zack nodded and sat down on the couch across from Dani.
Danielle grumbled, "HE'S NOT UP THERE, DANI!"
"No! He just got here." Dani said pointing to Zack across from her.
"Why's she mad?" Zack asked.
"You made her walk upstairs." Dani said.
"Oh."
Danielle smiled, "Yo." She sat back down, "Want some?" She asked, holding out her pixie stick.
Dani smacked her forhead. "Danielle. You have the scariest mood swings sometimes." Dani said.
"No thanks." Zack said.
"Zack, do you play Kingdom Hearts?" Dani asked.
Danielle slapped Dani, "They're not mood swings. This is my actual personality. I got the good one, member- WAITA! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT KINGDOM HEARTS!"
"I know Danielle, they're called mood swings." Dani said. "One allergy changes everything!" Dani said throwing her hands up in the air dramatically.
"Why?" Zack asked to the Kingdom Hearts question.
Danielle smiled at Zack, "Because it's my best subjects."
"Oh, yeah I do." Zack said.
"Nice!" Dani said giving him the thumbs up. She may look like the total girly girl, but she wasn't. She plays video games, and, in secret, she skateboards.
Danielle ran over and hugged him, "You... RULE!"
"I know." Zack said being conceited, again.
"Oh, he gets a hug because he plays. I don't get one for actually playing with you?" Dani asked feeling offended.
"I'm not gay... and I don't like my sibling. Sorry." Danielle smiled.
"what is that supposed to mean?" Dani asked. She felt so offended right now. "I see how you are. Sora's mine." Dani said, just to get Danielle angry.
"I'm special!" Zack said. he had no clue where this was going to go.
"Nonono! Damnit, Dani, I told you SORA'S MINE!"
You could hear Cody screaming, "FEEL GOOD!" He was singing to the song 'Feel Good Inc.' by the Gorrilaz.
"Mine!" Dani yelled. She was so getting amusement out of this.
Zack just sat there confused.
Danielle sat back down and pouted.
"I win." Dani gloated.
Zack was still confused.
"No. SORA IS MINE, YOU BITCHLET!" Danielle glared.
"PSh! You wish! I'm older, so I get him!" Dani said. Dani was only older by 30 minutes actually.
Danielle stood up, "He likes people with more of a personality."
"You sure about that?" Dani asked.
Zack was just watching amused to himself.
"Positive. Why else would he like Kairi?" Danielle shrieked. Cody ran downstairs, and did the evil Gorillaz laugh.
"She doesn't have /that/ much personality. I mean come on! A monkey has more personality than her!" Dani said, ignoring Cody. Nice, ignore the boyfriends.
"True." Danielle nodded. "I like Namine more."
Cody sat down by Zack, "What are they talking about?"
"Namine is awesome!" Dani agreed. These two were so weird together.
"Kingdom Hearts." Zack said to Cody.
"But anyhow... SORA'S MINE!"
Cody blinked, "OHMAIGAWD! I LOVE KINGDOM HEARTS! SORA IS LIKE AWESOME!"
Danielle glared, "CODY! YOU SHUT UP! SORA'S MINE!"
"Cody, don't get her started on Kingdom Hearts!" Dani warned.
