A/N - Hello, again, chums and chumettes (although I only really expect girls to be reading this stuff...). I finally have a new(ish) chapter, and would like to say:

Mucho mucho thanks to my fab 3 reviewers:

Lolly Dolly

Blackrose74

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I have muchomuchomucho (!) appreciation for all of your reviews, and am pleased that it sounds like an actual Gee story. (Hands cookie to each reviewer)

On with the story

At Stalag 14

R.E

Why is Miss Wilson telling us this? Why is there a whole subject about Religious Education? Everyone knows God is a load of utter crapola. I mean, can you really imagine some portly giant guy with a humongo gray beard living in the clouds? Errr... no. He'd fall through the clouds for one thing.

1 minute later

Poor clouds

2 minutes later

And WATCHING us while we're on the loo? Erlack! I think I may be sick now.

1 minute later

Wait a minute... portly, perverted... is God Uncle Eddie?

3 minutes later

Only flaw in this fact de la God is that Uncle Eddie is as bald as a hard boiled egg.

2 minutes later

Which he smells like.

Lunch

The gang were all ogling me like a gang of oglers (which they were).

"What?" I asked.

"Oh, nothing," said Ro-Ro.

"But are you, er- I mean, aren't you-?" Ellen said, twirling a piggy tail around her finger (v. annoying. Why, if I was God, I would have smote her).

Then I looked at Radio Jas.

She looked at me.

Crikey, she had ALREADY told them my little secret Vis a Vis adoption. Noooooooooo! That was MY LITTLE SECRET!

1 minute later

A good way to hide embarrassment: take a ditzy Radio friend, preferably with an annoying fringe, and give her a severe duffing up, involving brutal noogies. Ha, thrice ha!

Walking home

Jazzy Knickers is ignores vousing me again. Typical Jas. SHE can go round telling people my deepest darkest secrets, and my bra size (which has skyrocketed unbelievably), and I can't even give her a slight duffing up. But, like some sad bearded bloke (might've) said, 'life is unfair, but life is unfair for everyone, so that makes life fair'.

1 minute later

Although I don't quite know what he's on about.

2 minutes

Alas, the day has been saved! (Well, my friendship with Jas has, anyway) A certain Dave the laugh hast tricked a certain Swotty Jazzy Knickers into talking to me. Ha! Thrice ha!

Since Ellen ditched the whole walking with Dave plan, we have been vair happy, not having her panting behind us. And once Dave found out about the (minor) duffing up situation, he had a plan.

A nip libbling plan.

First, he made sure that Jas was watching, then he snogged me.

And nip libbled.

While Jas just stood there with the oddest expression ever.

She finally said, "Gee, what are you DOING? You KNOW Ellen fancies him!" All this was said right in front of Dave, and Jas finally realised what she had said.

1 minute later

And so now we have a lil deal: Jas doesn't tell about me (once) liking Dave, and I don't tell about her telling Dave that Ellen fancies him.

3 minutes later

Errr... was that too many tells?

1 minute later

Or too few?

5 minutes later

Dave dropped me off at my gate with the usual snog (!) and, 's'later, kittykat.' Looks like things are back to normal around here.

1 minute later

Not! I entered the house... only to find my belongings scattered all over the floor. "Libby...!" But she wasn't the one that greeted me.

"Mu-um! Libbs has scattered my stuff everywhere!" I expected to see sympathy, but only saw... tears?

"Mutti, if you do not listen to me, I will be vair-"

"Shush, Gee," she said, looking older. "Gee, my beautiful Gee..." I knew she was going to start the whole they-grow-up-so-fast crapola, and thus quickly sidestepped her into the living room... only to find Mr and Mrs Johnson

"Mutti, Vati, what's going on?" I called.

"Gee," my favouritest Mutti said, "Mr and Mrs Johnson have come to take you back."

WHAT!

Again, I appreciate reviews, and if you do not review, I shall get violent. So THERE! I would also like to thrice thank my fantabulous reviewers (if only three of you), but if you don't review, I shall disown you from the story. JUST KIDDING! Enjoy :D