Sorry this took me so long to get up…but I honestly didn't think ppl reviewed that much, I had like only 8 on the second chapter, but then I go bk like 2 weeks later and it says 16 reviews so I decided it was worth it to continue. Plus, I had MAJOR writer's block. I couldn't figure out how to get from one situation to the other.

Well, here you go. I hope you like it!

Chapter Three- Sweet Dreams Artemis

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Holly Short, LEP officer was being faced with the ULTIMATE embarrassment at work that one fine morning. That's right, her mother came to visit her.

"Holly dear!" a voice called out.

Holly turned around and nearly dropped her coffee, because in front of her, in her office she might add, was a very short elf wearing clashing colors, and a hat on her gray hair. Around her neck hung forgotten reading glasses, and on her feet were hopelessly tall heels in an attempt to make her look taller. This was nobody other than Holly's mother.

"Yes mother" she called back to her mom.

"Yes mother" she heard Trouble Kelp imitate her in the doorway of her office. She shot him an evil glare then turned back to her mom.

"Holly, I need you to go talk to Kashia."

"I have to talk to some Irish girl who is only related to me because your grandmother's sister married a human…leaving some fourth of a fairy offspring, my what…third cousin once removed? Who on last family reunion was quite bitchy?"

"Her parents dear. Remember?"

"Yes, her parent died in some tragic car crash leaving her a load of gold. I realize that. But why me? Why not my cousin Samantha? She didn't mind her."

Her mother was beginning to look annoyed. "Because, you are the only one who has permission to go above ground with your next LEP trip. Plus, I was very good friends with her parents, her mother was my second cousin you know."

"Yes, I suppose I'll go. But I highly doubt that she'll remember me."

"Of course she does sweetheart. I sent her an email (such quaint way of communicating) and she responded saying that she did remember you."

"Wait…why exactly am I going to see her?"

"Her parents died a couple weeks ago, we just went through this. See how she's coping from the funeral. I hear that she is becoming quite a troublemaker. Talk to her. Be a shoulder to cry on. I also want you to take her back down the the Haven in a couple weeks. But as for now, just be her friend and keep her out of trouble."

"Fine. I'll be her babysitter."

"That's all I'm asking Holly."

"G'bye mum."

"Good bye!"

Holly could hear Trouble Kelp still laughing outside her office, as her odd mother marched out of the building. She swung her head outside her door and said "What are you laughing about? You're my patrol partner the day I go visit dear Kashia. You're coming with me."

That sure shut him up.

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And two hundred miles away, Artemis Fowl sat up in bed, woken from a dream about Kashia, tangled in his sheets, oddly sweaty. Not only this, but he was very uncomfortable, as this sort of 'dream' never happened before. Honestly, one girl and his hormones reacted just like every other boy his age! Artemis, who thought himself higher than that, but this dream proved that there was no escaping growing up, as much as he tried it. He also reasoned that since he was rarely around girls his whole life, and now there are all sorts of girls, Kashia in particular, any girl's touch or presence would make him react.

And he didn't like that one bit. Not at all. Now, it was off to a shower and blast cold water on himself. He heard that worked well after this…experience.

Artemis Fowl the Second was CONVINCED that this had to be a one time thing. He simply wouldn't stand for this happening to him again.

After his shower, he decided he wouldn't be able to fall asleep again, so to avoid thinking about Kashia, or how good she would look with decidedly less clothes on her body, he occupied himself with finding the latest updates underground at the Haven.

Hmmm, Artemis thought, Opal Koboi (A/N haha I totally forget her last name…is that anything resembling her real surname?) is rumored to be back in action. I wonder how she escaped last time…and gaining the help of some woodland fairies- who are a lot cleverer than goblins, small and devilish, loves money and are sometimes considered dark. These creatures stay above ground because they refuse to go below ground because some random humans want some land. Great, Opal with smart sidekicks now. That's alllll we need.

And on top of all that, he still couldn't get the mental picture of Kashia from his dream out of his head, no matter what he did. He hoped he wouldn't run into her later that day…

Well too bad for him, because later, he would DEFINITELY be seeing her.

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Sorry to you guys who wanted to see more of Kashia…next chapter she's starring in it. And probably the chapter after that, with more of LEP and Opal. But I digress.

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