I've had some problems here with the computer, along with some authors block. Here it is, chapter 5. Enjoy. Reviews and feedback are more then welcome.

Disclaimer: Still not the one owning him… sadly.

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Chapter 5: the Trip Back.

Temari and Shikamaru had woken up late, sleeping in was something they rarely did. Back in Suna it was always something that had to be done, as the Kazekage's family, or almost, they had to back him up everyday. Trusting him to make the right decisions but helping with paperwork, training genins and watching Kankurou, who by the way was sleeping in a hotel room near the Konoha gates. Kankurou wasn't someone to be trusted, he was looking at girls as soon as he would have a chance.

It was noon the 18th of January and it was time to make the trip back to Suna and Gaara's birthday tomorrow, the beloved Kazekage, but a depressed Kazekage.

Temari and Shikamaru was holding hands walking down the street thinking about the offer that Shikamaru's parents had made about a house last night, Temari looked at her husband to be. Maybe they could get married this summer, or maybe wait until he at least was twenty, she giggled thinking this.

"Ohayo Temari-san, Shikamaru-kun!" it was the voice of a young pink haired woman leaning her back against the gates.

"Ohayo, Sakura-chan…" Shikamaru answered and was immediately hit on the head with Temari's fan. "Sakura-san…" he corrected himself, with the hand rubbing the bump on his head that Temari's big fan hade made.

Shikamaru looked at his friends standing by the gates, the always late Hatake Kakashi was there, being bullied by Maito Gai, who wanted to challenge his eternal rival in the special arts of Janken (Rock Paper Scissors). Team Gai and Rookie eight (without Sauske it wasn't rookie nine) was standing there with Tsunade, Shizune, Jiraya and Iruka. These were all the people that were going to sand with them, but wait someone was missing. Temari sighed and looked around, thinking who was going to get Kankurou out of his bed, if she went it would be faster. She glanced at her boyfriend and disappeared towards the hotel.

Once that minor setback was taken care of they hopped through the forest of Fire country in a rapid pace. Naruto was blabbing about the party and how they would surprise Gaara, one of his closest friends, by the bond of Kyuubi and Shukaku. Ever since the forest incident of the chuunin exam, the noisy loudmouthed and blond boy, no man had impressed Temari somewhat unexpected. But he had wanted to protect his friends and save them.

Neji had his byakugan activated, jumping behind Kakashi, who was reading one of his perverted books.

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"Is it time for a break yet, Hokage-sama?" the chuunin with a scar over his nose asked the woman jumping beside him and Kakashi.

Tsunade looked back at the jounin jumping behind Kakashi, with his bloodline limit on, the pale eyes seemed so be scanning the area for hidden enemies.

"Sure, why not, Neji and Hinata, scout for a place to rest." Tsunade answered and looked at the two Hyuugas. They nodded and Hinata started her bloodline limit and scouted for a place, Hinata asked Neji:

"What do you think about this place by the lake?"

"Good work Hinata-sama." Neji praised his cousin. With that they turned to Tsunade and nodded.

About five minutes later the Konoha Hokage and her followers had sat down and were resting. Except Maito Gai, he was again trying to make the silver haired man with the mask covering his face to be challenged. The score was now 105 to 106, in favour of Hatake Kakashi, who was reading one of the books with orange bindings.

"Kakashi-kun, please, just one more today, if I loose I will get you anything you want when we come back to Konoha" the man with a bowl cut said with a nice-guy-pose.

"Well, Kakashi-san, you know that my new Icha Icha Paradise Special Edition comes out in February." Jiraya asked.

"Well just this once…" Kakashi gave in.

"Aaah, my eternal rival, what shall we do this time?" Gai asked.

"Well…" the Hatake was thinking.

"How about…who has the nicest butt?" Gai said looking at the women.

Tsunade, Shizune, Ino, Sakura, Hinata, Temari and Tenten unanimously said:

"KAKASHI!"

The others sweat dropped and stared at Gai who fell down on the ground sobbing, wondering how Kakashi's butt was nicer than his. And why Tenten hadn't stood up for him, he cried out.

"Lee"

"Gai-sensei"

"Lee"

"Gai-sensei"

The beautiful sunset on the beach with the waves hitting shore.

Everyone except the two was running and hiding, don't wanting to see the scene about to happened.

Temari and Shikamaru were happy that their house in Suna was big, no huge so it would fit everyone.

They would put Tsunade, Kurenai and Shizune in one room, Kakashi, Iruka, Jiraya, Gai and Asuma in one room, the women in one room and the men in another.

So no one could complain, maybe they could put Lee and Gai in a room together, that way they didn't have to be bothered by the complaint by the men, that had to share rooms with them.

It was then they heard:

"Maaa, Iruka-sensei, you can't deny it!" Kakashi's voice had a pitch in it.

"Kakashi-sensei, please not in front of them…" Iruka had answered.

"But it no use in hiding it… Iruka" Kakashi glared at the man with the big scar in his face.

"Deny what?" Naruto screamed.

"His…" Kakashi began.

"Nothing" Iruka said.

"Inner Pervert" Kakashi continued as his eye crinkled in that "U" shape that meant he was smiling

"I don't have such a thing." Iruka exclaimed.

"Well, Iruka-kun, everybody has them. Even Neji." Jiraya told the younger men standing in front of him.

Iruka remained silent, looking at the white haired man who continued:

"Didn't you know the reason that he was using to activate his bloodline limit? We are in Fire country still… He was reading the Icha Icha Paradise that Kakashi was reading when up in the trees."

"I actually didn't notice." Iruka answered with a faint blush for not noticing.

"Maa, Iruka-kun, he was reading behind my back." Kakashi said holding his Icha Icha Paradise in front of Iruka, witch made the chuunin blush even harder.

"So if Neji isn't ashamed of it, why should you?" Jiraya said as the break was over and all the people started to move again.

"Poor Iruka." Temari giggled while jumping next to Shikamaru.

"Yeah. I kind of feel bad for him…" Shikamaru said.

"Not troublesome?" Temari was shocked.

"No, he was my favourite teacher." Shikamaru exclaimed and looked up at the sky, the clouds were beautiful. He hadn't had any time to look at the clouds since they left Suna.

The inner-pervert discussion continued, Jiraya telling Iruka that it wasn't that bad being a pervert as Kakashi.

"But Kakashi is so obvious." Iruka said as he landed on a tree branch.

"Hehe, that he is." Jiraya giggled and continued (A/N: yes, he giggled.)

"But you wouldn't want to be such a closet pervert as Ebisu."'

"What! Ebisu!" Iruka screamed.

"Ask Naruto" was Jiraya's answered.

Iruka turned to Naruto and gave him a questioning look.

"It was when he dragged Konohammaru away, when I was 12, just started training with Kakashi-sensei. I used the Sexy-No-Jutsu, Harem version." Naruto sighed, and added:

"Ebisu- san is going to kill me…"

"He really is a closet pervet…" Iruka murmured.

"Well, he isn't that bad. He just can't be around beautiful women." Naruto proudly exclaimed.

Sakura smacked the young man over the head:

"Dobe!"

"Itai" he was rubbing the back of his head, there Sakura had hit.

And as soon as they had munched some rationbars and drank some water, trip back to Suna continued, as well the torture of Iruka and his inner pervert.

Temari and Shikamaru both thought

'This is going to be fun, hope Gaara appreciates it. His birthday is tomorrow, hope we get there in time.'

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Arriving at the Suna gates the guards were happy to see Temari, Kankurou and Shikamaru.

"Ohayo Temari-sama, Kankurou-sama, Shikamaru-sensei." one of the guards said with a slight pitch in his voice.

"Shikamaru-sensei?" Naruto wondered.

"Yes, ohayo, we're back with friends." Shikamaru answered Naruto and the guard.

"Shall I send one of your students to tell Kazekage-sama?" the guard asked.

"No, this is top secret! You can't tell anyone that we are back." Temari told them.

"Okay, Temari-sama." The guard answered, nodding as he let everyone pass the gates.

'This could get intresting.' Tsunade thought smiling.