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Chapter 7: THE Talk.
"So…" the silver haired ninja from Konoha began.
"How about we have the nice little men to man talk now." Jiraya continued what Kakashi had started.
"Eh. Sure, why not?" Gaara answered as the celebrations had continued for a while and the siblings from Suna was supposed to get something to eat and drink, and now when it was legal to the Kazekage, Kakashi, Asuma, Iruka, Jiraya, Neji and Gai went with him to a bar.
It was dark and kind of murky in there and it oozed of alcohol. Gaara had never felt this kind of smell before and it wasn't a good one. But the men went in and sat down at a long table and watched Gaara as they all knew what was going to happen and what the talk was about.
"So…" Iruka began, trying to find the right words.
"You like Sakura." Neji exclaimed.
Gaara blushed madly.
"You could be a little bit more considerate Neji-san." Iruka told his former student.
"Why? Beating around in the bush, tip-toing around his feelings? Isn't it better that he knows that we know that he has figured it out, so we all have realized the fact that he knows that we saw it to." Neji answered.
"Eh?" Asuma was lost along with Iruka and Jiraya.
"So you mean that we should get to the point." Kakashi said thoughtfully.
"Yupp." Neji nodded.
"So, with the power of youth , we shall help you get started with the dating of a certain Cherry blossom." Gai exclaimed in a nice-guy-pose continuing:
"So there fore I will start and if I fail I will run 100 laps around Suna before sunset!"
Gai walked up to a young woman in the bar and started to talk to her in a rather loud voice.
"My dear young woman you are like the stars in the sky, mysterious and beautiful. As gorgeous as the sun setting on a beach with the waves hitting the shore with a light breeze…"
The men from Konoha sweat-dropped. Neji shook his head and didn't want to listen to his ex-sensei talking like that and hoping that he hadn't rubbed of on him.
"That's not how we do the asking out part…" Jiraya said perverted as he started the beginning of his own, walking up to an older woman, he did what he did the best:
"You're so beautiful, will you be the next inspiration to my book."
"Hentai!" the woman scream and hit the sannin more then a few times, beating him into a pulp.
Gaara turned around to watch the other men again and his eyes were caught by Iruka that was talking to a blonde waitress, blushing and giggling. That was obviously the best one in the group.
Asuma was smoking one of his cigarettes and moping around, it was clear that he missed the woman of his dreams, with other words Kurenai.
Then he saw the silver haired jounin having another waitress sitting in his lap, this one was a brunette with long hair falling freely over her back.
He turned towards Gaara, saying:
"This is how we geniuses do it, right Neji?"
Neji nodded and Kakashi continued:
"Lesson 1: Look her deep in the eyes…" and Kakashi did just that.
"Lesson 2: Look you the best you can." Kakashi pulled down the mask covering his face.
"Lesson 3: Kiss her sensless." Kakashi covered the young waitress' lips with his own.
"Lesson 4: eh screw that dating thing. You and me closet now!" he said to the waitress that was blushing madly and she followed him.
"The moon's bright shine in the middle of the night guides everyone's way, as you guide my heart towards yours..." Gai was still at it with the same girl, Gaara was stunned.
"That's not how we geniuses do it…" Neji was disappointed in Kakashi's lack of discresson, he continued:
"Watch and learn my friend."
Neji walked up to a woman in the bar, she seemed quite young but still looked mature with her red hair in a pony tail.
"Hello there beautiful" he said smiling at the woman, she fainted.
Gaara realized that this was going to be one long day… As he looked at the glass before him the thoughts of Sakura came back once more.
"And that's how you get a date…" Maito Gai beamed at the Kazekage.
"What?" Neji who had also returned to the table looked at his sensei in disbelief.
"It has to be the fact that women absolutely love my clothing style." Gai was so proud.
This had to have been the worst day of Gaara's life, even the Konoha blue beast had gotten himself a date and Gaara was afraid to ask Sakura to have a private dinner for two. He had been through a lot growing up, maybe he was afraid of rejection…
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A/N : Sorry everyone, short chapter.
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