Chapter 3: Bye-Bye for now, Team Rocket
THE OAK SITUATION
A crowd of old professors were gathered around the 'complicated fiddly-widdly thing'.
BACK TO THE SITUATION
Misty looked in interest at Ash's pokeballs. Could they contain Fire-typed Pokemon to warm her up? She took out one of the pokeballs.
"Go, whatever-pokemon-which-is-inside!" she hollered.
An angry Lapras glared at her. It then got ready for a freezing-cold Surf attack.
Just then, Ash awoke. "Stop your Lapras, Ash!" screamed Misty in pure terror.
"Lapras, enough, come back!"
Apparently, Lapras did not recognise Ash-in-underwear. It looked up and down in interest at Ash. Then, Lapras took a deep breath for a full-blash Blizzard attack.
MEANWHILE
"AAH! Ash, Misty, Gary, HELP! I want my MOMMY! Waaaaa…" Max started whimpering.
"Zzz…Hmm…zzz…go…Arcanine…" Gary mumbled, dreaming about battling the Elite Four.
A full-grown fiery dog-like Pokemon appeared. Maybe it might appear to be useful to Misty, but definitely not to Max. Max screamed. He could not command Arcanine, he was not an official trainer. Its appearance was more like a hindrance than a help.
"Go…Victreebel!" screamed James. It appeared and
promptly swallowed James up. Whole.
While Jessie started
screaming her head off, Max took hold of this opportunity to get rid
of the Rockets. But how? He could not command Arcanine…He dug into
his backpack and found…
"My speciality, Max Repels!" shouted Max eagerly as he sprayed to Max Repels into the Rockets' face (Victreebel's face for James' case).
"AAH!" screamed the Rockets. They ran away, straight into the trapdoor.
BACK TO THE STICKY SITUATION
"No. Lapras! Don't! Don't you recognise me?" Ash pleaded.
"Or me?" asked Misty.
Amidst the dirty looks from Ash and Misty, Pikachu simply hopped around the cellar singing "Pika, Pika, Pika-Pika". It knew that Lapras would not hurt it.
"Lap-Lapras?" asked Lapras inquiringly. It neither recognised Misty-in-Ash nor Ash-in-Underwear.
It then started to use Blizzard.
Suddenly, the 5 jokers, James in Victreebel, arrived as if sent by guardian angels. They landed accurately riiiiiiiight in the middle of Ash-and-Misty and Lapras.
Lap-Lapras!" said Lapras, Blizzard-ing Team Rocket. They flew away with their traditional "Team Rocket is blasting off again!".
Ash glared at Misty. "now, give over the clothes."
"Pika-Pika!" The yellow mouse agreed, then went to the back of the cellar and started playing with Lapras.
"NOO!" squealed Misty over the din Pikachu and Lapras were making.
"Why?"
"I-I-I took out my own clothes!"
"I don't care! Give me my clothes!" cried Ash, tugging at her/his clothes.
"NO!" screamed Misty as her/his jacket fell off.
THE OAK SITUATION
"Hmm…what happens if we press…this button?" wondered Oak.
KABOOM!
The black-faced (literally and idiomatically) Professors blinked as the Pokegear burst and shrivelled into flames and smoke.
At least I know Golems aren't really the clumsiest in the world).
BACK TO THE SITUATION
Ash managed to get his jacket and baseball cap on. He then called Lapras to retreat. Lapras, upon recognising Ash, stuck its tongue out at him playfully, and obeyed. Then Ash turned back to Misty. He was about to pull off his shirt from Misty when…
BONK!
Misty mallet-ed Ash.
BONK, BONK, BONK, BONK, BONK!
Ash (with an extremely flat head) blinked and said, "Huh? Who exactly are you?"
MEANWHILE
Arcanine and Max were very busy playing "catching". More like, Max running away from Arcanine, though. Although Max kept trying to wake the drooling Gary up, his tries were fruitless.
"Zzz…zzz…"Gary slept on.
While running away from an Arcanine which was snapping at his heels, Max rummaged through his backpack for potions to wake Gary up. But he had no Awakenings! No Full Heal! No Full Restore! Not even a drop of coffee! How was he going to get out of this situation?
THE OAK SITUATION
Some chao da bee hoon hair-ed heads, or burnt noodle-like hair-ed heads (because the flames shrivelled up their hair, were stunned and looked as if they would never wake up.
One of my fellow Golems was watching from outside and had to do something. How did he help?
EARTHQUAKE!
Uhm. I just hope you like it. Please review!
