Chapter 4: Mostly about Match-making
TEAM ROCKET
Apparently, Team Rocket landed in somewhere desolate. The bad-tempered Jessie folded her arms and glared at Victreebel, or rather, James, who was inside it. Victreebel gave her an innocent look and spat James out.
"I can't believe our plan is ruined, all because on those twerps!" bellowed Jessie.
As if bellowing to a wimp like James can improve the situation.
"Plus, it's Christmas! We ought to be celebrating!" said James, as usual, agreeing with everything Jessie said.
Victreebel thought it was time to do some match-making. It took a deep breath and spat a green object out onto the ceiling in between Jessie and James.
Ditto for Meowth. It immediately dug out a cake out of nowhere.
Know what happened? Here is a hint: No wonder mistletoes are so smelly.
"Wo-buffet!"
BACK TO THE SITUATION
"Uhm, Ash, you aren't pretending, are you?" asked Misty anxiously.
"Huh? My name is Ash? Isn't that the product of incineration plants?" asked Ash.
"Pleeeease, don't tell me you have amnesia!" pleaded Misty. "Pikachu, Help!"
THE OAK SITUATION
The Professors were momentarily stunned by the sudden tremor. Then, after the effects wore off, they awoke out of their reverie.
The Professors sweatdropped at the remains of the Pokegear. Soot and ashes trailed to the ground in clumps.
"All our hard work…gone!" asked Oak, shocked.
Hard work, yeah, right. All they did was to press the buttons on the Pokegear till it exploded.
Matters became worse for Oak as a huge clump of ashes landed on his head and trailed into his coat.
MEANWHILE
Max screamed in horror as he dug desparately into his backpack for potions to awake Gary. His eyes lit up in joy as his hands landed on…
"Max Ether, my speciality! It restores moves of Pokemon, so maybe it will restore movement for Gary!" he cried, tossing to Max Ether at Gary.
Most unfortunately, the Max Ether landed at Arcanine's side instead due to bad aiming.
VERY bad aiming, I should say. In fact, he threw the Max Ether ten metres off target.
Curious, Arcanine drank the Max Ether…and became more aggressive than ever.
TEAM ROCKET
Meowth immediately sprang into action and started singing 'Under the Mistletoe' in his scratchy, cat vouce. At the last part of it, Victreebel and Wobuffet pushed Jessie and James towards each other.
Uh-oh…
BACK TO THE SITUATION
Pikachu continued hopping around the cellar singing, "Pika, Pika! Pika-Pika!"
"Misty folded her arms and glared at the little mouse. "Look here, are you going to help me, or not!" asked Misty, pouting angrily.
Pikachu gave Misty an it's-not-my-fault-look and hopped around the room again.
"Piiiiiikachu?" it asked, looking at Misty as it found a bicycle.
TEAM ROCKET
Jessie and James shut their eyes in horror. Then, James managed to escape, somehow.
Can't imagine how, though, with such wimpy arms.
James ran away, practically ecstatic with joy. Being the blur-kind he was, he thought that someone actually crushed on him.
Being the even blur-er king he was, he ran way because he wanted to remain a 'mouth-virgin', whatever that meant.
The angry Victreebel at the ruined plan gave James a sharp smack on his eyes with the leaf stalk on its head.
James ran blindly…straight into Jessie.
Is it funny? I hope so… Please review, anyway. Thanks!
