Chapter 6: Ash's eyes are only set for Pokemon
THE OAK SITUATION
"You big bully, you! You gargantuan beast! You carpet seller! You pineapple! You – You – You –" blared the lady.
"I-I-I just wanted your grandson to call my grandson…" mumbled Oak.
"Very adequate apology! These are all excuses! I expected a well-refined personality from you, young man!" screamed the lady.
"Young? Did – Did you just call me young?" asked Oak dreamily, smiling vacantly into the distance, a hand stroking his own face.
"YOUNG! YEAH RIGHT! Just a slip of the tongue and you go all dreamy!" she screeched. She brandished out a mallet and started chasing Oak all over Agate, where they lived in.
TEAM ROCKET
James lit up a cigarette lighter inside Victreebel. Victreebel spat him out in anguish. It started fanning itself with the leaf stalk on its head.
James, in James Bond style, slid over to Jessie smoothly. So far so good.
Relieved, James heaved a sigh. Big mistake.
"Yuck. Your breath stinks, and you stink of body odour, mixed with Victreebel spit, and an overdose of cologne," said Jessie in disgust, offering him Listerine and some of her own perfume and hair gel.
"Ooh! Cool!" he said, GULPING down Listerine when it is meant to be used to rinse.
"AAAAAH! Hot! Hot! Hot!" cried James, snatching Victreebel's leaf stalk and used it to fan his mouth. Annoyed, Victreebel swung its stalk out of reach. When James reached out and tried to grab it, Victreebel threatened to swallow James.
James panted, snatched Jessie's long, red, perfectly gel-ed hair and started using it to fan its mouth.
"EEEEEP!" screamed Jessie in utmost disgust.
MEANWHILE
"Oh…Ew! Yuck, yuck, yuck! It is EW!" exclaimed Gary, giving Max the extremely evil eye.
"You know, urine is highly nutritious, especially those excreted by young people. Urine is specially a good plant fertiliser and…" Max blabbered on.
At Max's words, Gary immediately took out all his Plant Pokemon and started cleaning his clothes on them as Max droned on and on.
BACK TO THE SITUATION
"It's May," said Misty, trying to fight back the tears.
"Ooh! So cuuuuuuuuuute! Kuchi-Kuchi-KOO!" Ash cooed. Misty was just about to call the Institute of Mental Health, or IMH, when she saw that Ash was not cooing at May, but at a corner of the picture.
Misty frowned and went over to Ash. She found that Ash was not cooing at May, but at none other than…Combusken.
Misty burst out laughing in relief. "That's Combusken, not May!"
"Huh! Then who's May?" wondered Ash.
"Here!" said Misty, pointing at the main object in the picture.
"Huh? Where?" asked Ash, turning the picture upside down, then the right side up again.
"There!" said Misty, pointing at the brown haired girl.
"Where?" asked Ash. "Oh, forget it!" he exclaimed in exasperation, taking a large pair of scissors and cutting Combusken out. He pocketed Combusken and left the rest of the picture on the floor to rot.
"Pika-chu!" agreed Pikachu, who definitely liked Combusken more than May.
Ash picked Pikachu up and hugged it. "Okay. Why are we here? What is your name? Who exactly am I? What exactly is this place?..."
Tons more questions followed, tumbling over each other.
Ok. I know it's pretty short. Sorry. I will update soon. I will try.
