Author's Note: Still stupid...not really that funny? The characters are a bit...OUT of character.
The Ridiculously Stupid & Offensive Degrassi Parody
chapter three - the deal
Emma got up from the dinner table suddenly, gazing at her family sitting at the table. Peter was there for dinner, and to please everyone, she ate everything off of her plate. But now she was starting to feel sick. She made her way into the bathroom, closing the door and leaning over the toilet. After a few tries of sticking her finger down her throat, she got herself to throw up.
She heard the door open but she wasn't quite done yet. She stood, wiping her mouth, putting the seat back down, and flushing the toilet in one swift motion.
"Got sick." She explained to Peter who was standing there, shocked.
"O...kay. I just needed to go to the bathroom." He flashed her a grin before pulling down his pants. Her eyes widened and her face turned red as she turned around. She could hear him still, but at least she couldn't see anything. When he was done she heard him zip his pants, and he turned back around.
"Sorry about that." He started to make his way out the door, but was stopped when Emma grabbed his arm.
"You won't say anything?" Her eyes were pleading. Peter smirked, pulling Emma closer to him. He loved the way she looked when she was desperate.
"Well. If you'll do something for me." He answered, kissing her neck. She bit her lip, thinking about it. It wasn't that big of a deal. After all she had done things with Jay, and she didn't think Peter had an STD. Or so she hoped.
And she did. She could've swore she saw a red blinking light, like one from a video camera, but she pushed that out of her mind as she did what she had to do. When she was finished, Emma stepped into the living room, face still pink. She was afraid that her family could tell what she did. Her mother gave her a strange look but said nothing when Peter came into the room a few seconds after.
Manny gave her a knowing smile. When dinner was over, Peter went home. Emma and Manny were in the basement, and Emma knew she couldn't avoid the inevitable questioning.
"So what happened?" Manny asked, her crater-sized dimples visible.
"I helped him out with something." Emma said softly.
"OH. MY. GOD." Manny squealed, jumping up from the bed.
"What like it's a big surprise. You've done it all. Your dad called you a whore. You even ended up getting pregnant." Emma answered, crossing her arms.
"I thought you said you'd never mention that again." Manny looked offended.
"Right. Sorry." The blonde rolled her eyes.
The next day, when Emma turned on the TV to watch Animal Planet, she saw the VCR was on. She frowned, turning it to video and watching the tape. She hadn't put anything in there. Well, she sure was surprised when she realized what she was watching. Peter had taped the whole thing!
"Oh my god!" Emma's eyes widened as she screamed. Manny rushed in to see the tape on pause, gazing at it before bursting into laughter.
"That pervert." Manny laughed. She thought it was hilarious that a once goody two shoes Emma was caught on video tape doing something like this. It was the funniest thing she ever heard.
"And you're not even that pretty!" Manny exclaimed. It was true. Emma had gotten grossly skinny. Her blonde hair was scarecrow like and she looked about half-dead. Not to mention her annoying voice and how she was so preachy with everyone. Well she was one to talk!
