What Goes Through Relena's Head
By: Kinomi Shadow
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing.
"Heero, oh Heero! I need my Heero!"
"If I get my Hee-chan we can all live happily with flowers and sunshine!"
"Quatre and his yaoi ways must be punished for there can be no peace with fruity blondes runnin' around!"
"Oh why did Quatre try to steal Heero!"
"I secretly like my brother's girlfriend Noin."
"Heero! I made you a cookie!"
"I collect Pokemon cards!" blink
"I like ping pong!"
"Saying ping pong is fun!"
"Oh my gosh! I killed Quatty!"
"Oh, in the big rock candy mountains!"
"Today at school the teacher was bald!"
"I love bald men!"
"Maybe I should shave Heero and Duo bald..."
"Church is fun. Duo's says he likes the free food."
"I had a Bible but my apple juice spilled on it..."
"Who drink my apple juice? I know it was Duo!"
"Heero may drink my apple juice."
"Heero is my friend..."
"I wanna puppy..."
"I play with lions."
"I scratch dogs with my toes!"
"Two parrots almost pecked my eyes out today."
"I wear the same boring clothes everyday!"
"Me and Heero got married!"
"Power to pacifism! Heck yes!"
THE END
