Disclaimer: PLEASE realize this is just a PARODY. It's offensive, stupid, and stereotypical, and please don't flame me. I'm sorry if you get offended but please realize it's all in fun, and I don't mean any of it truthfully. Also, I don't own Degrassi -- but I reserve the right to make fun of the characters mercilessly.

Author's Note: This chapter isn't really that funny. And it's short.

The Ridiculously Stupid & Offensive Degrassi Parody

chapter six - the uglies

JT smiled, watching Liberty cross the street. He was sitting nearby in his car, trying to work up the courage to talk to her. She'd given up their baby and it seemed like that only isolated her further from him. Even talking to her made her go through all of those emotions over again. But JT was going insane. He missed his whacked out control freak girlfriend, and felt lost without her dictating everything he did. Sometimes he wasn't certain when he should go to the bathroom, and everytime he called Liberty to ask her, she wouldn't answer her phone. That led to several accidents.

He put the car in drive and followed Liberty, stopping beside of her on the street and offering a ride. She got in the car, not speaking to him. JT sighed.
"I'm sorry you're upset about what happened. But it's not my fault, so just stop taking it out on me. I can't deal with it. Do you seriously want me to try and kill myself again? Because I will. You're driving me THAT crazy."

"JT. Shut up." Liberty glared at him. "You're so insensitive. You have no idea what I'm going through. I had to give up my baby, the thing that came out of my body. Not only did it hurt like hell, but you don't just get over something likethat."
"Hey. I donated sperm to the cause. He's my kid too," JT paused. "Do you want to go visit him?"He asked suddenly. "I haven't seen him since he was born. I want to see how he's doing."

Liberty smiled, sinking back into the car seat. She nodded. She did want to see her baby. They drove to the adoptive parent's house. Liberty knew the way all too well. She'd driven by it numerous times, but never went inside. She stepped out of the car, taking JT's hand and making her way to the door.

"Hello. My name is Liberty Van Zandt..you recently adopted a child, right? Well it's my child and I just wanted to see how he's doing." Liberty said in a rush, all of her words smooshing together. The woman stood there for a moment, trying to understand what Liberty had just said. The girl talked really fast - it was obvious she'd watched one too many episodes of Gilmore Girls. Normal people just didn't talk that fast, and weren't that overly caffeinated.

"What she said was, she's the mother of the baby you adopted. She just wanted to come visit him, see how he's doing." JT stepped in, giving the woman an encouraging smile. She let them in, showing them into their little boy's room.

"Oh my god. He's really..." Liberty stared at the little boy in his crib, sucking it's thumb.
"Ugly." JT finished in horror. It was obvious their DNA was not meant to mix. There wasn't a good result at all. The woman nodded her head, picking up the little boy in her arms.

"Yes. He is ugly, and it's all your fault. If I had seen the parents before adopting him, I wouldn't have bothered. But now it's too late, and I have the ugliest child in the world. This is why ugly people shouldn't have sex." The woman sat the boy back in his crib, and he was now crying. She turned to Liberty and JT.

"I think you should leave, now." They did leave, and were glad to do so. Both of them were in shock, sitting in the car completely silent. JT looked at Liberty, and burst into laughter. Liberty started laughing too, and they laughed for a solid ten minutes.

"She was right. We shouldn't have had a baby. You were stupid for wanting an extra large condom for your little Johnson...if it hadn't been for that, we never would have produced that monster in there." She teased him.
"Hey. Shut up. It's not little. It's just, not huge." JT defended, face turning a thousand different shades of red.

"Right. I've seen bigger penises on Ken dolls."