"Last time on Total Drama Cruise" chris repeat "after a unexpected meeting of a robot, starscream offical became part of the show. with all this new excitement for the next challenge, each teams are given some treats to dig. some ate it, some dont. however, the realization of being drug to sleep is the next challenge like the good old days. some members lose, some dont. Fortunately, ryuko and tokoyami manage to gain their team to victory again while the losers gain another one to be send home. with a abunch of new allies and new enemies, who will stay top on this world? and would lose to be send home? Found out right now on total drama cruise!"

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At the daylight of the sea, filled with the mighty of dolphins, fishes, and broken down steamship. this day of the eve, a cruise ship came by with a mighty Blow of a whistle.

on the deck of the cruise, brendan is quite relaxing himself on a bench, by doing some sketches. ever since he and his mentor accidentally hop into a time skip, he was still wondering more about the modern world. how art has change and everything is quite different. then, without him not noticing it, aqua sit beside him, "soooooo...nice day, right?"

"umm, yeah, it look like it", Brendan said, ignoring her, focusing more on his sketch.

"Are you...enjoying yourself?"

"uh, yeah. I am almost finishing up with my drawing".

"cool, cool", Aqua continue, keeping her positive attuide up, "soooooooo kid, wanna see my water trick? It might amaze you"

"hmm, uh not thank" brendan respond, still sketching without looking at her, "I appericate your offer, but I'm kinda busy right now".

Aqua then asked again "okay, maybe you aren't interested yet for my water trick. how about sketching for me?"

"huh? what?" Brendan asked, finally glaring at her in a suprise look.

"Well, since we are now friends", Aqua said, "I thought, we might do something fun together".

Brendan look at her and said "I'm not in a mood for doing anything fun, yet. guess the last challenge may have worn me off, a bit. I just need some alone time".

"yeah, but maybe you might need a little excitement" aqua blink and lifted her skirt a bit to him which made him blush and got up

"welp, I need to go somewhere. It was nice talking with you" Brendan said.

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"Damn it!" aqua exclaim.

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After brendan left, aqua sat there in a angry mood "gggrrrrr, how can I try not being awkward and suspicious, if my ways of having a healthy relationship is going to make me be the next to be vote off!"

"you should try not bothering Brendan or the Priestess".

"woah! you scare me!" aqua jump up from seeing tokoyami, coming out of nowhere "i know, what you doing. you believe that forming an ally with them would allow you to not be vote off, am I correct?"

"uhhhh...no, you aren't", Aqua replied, covering it up and looking away from him, "I'm just trying to make some friends, that all. Everyone need to make new friends if the show is having a higher chance for rating. beside, how would you know?

"Your sweats are coming out of you" tokoyami said, causing Aqua to look at him in shock, "That how I know someone is lying to get their way".

Aqua shrugged it off, saying, "pff, you bluffing".

"am I" this left aqua quite concern, knowing that he right and that her plan migh backfire. before tokoyami leave, he said to her "remember, your action will put you and everyone at risk. try not to ruin it".

"and why are you telling me this!"

"just out of boredom".

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"What does that bird brain think he is fooling a goddess like me?" aqua complain "all I'm doing is getting more interest into the show. that moron doesn't know what he babbling about".

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Down at the gym, eddy is playing a game that he use to play back at home. it usually invovle dodgeball but instead of each team throwing each other, it instead of one individual throwing the ball to someone who is able to catch it. If they are unable to catch it, then they failed.

Unfortunately, peter, ryuko, Mako, Yuka, and Armin were pick as the catcher while eddy is the thrower. knowing eddy attuide, he act a bit too...confident and quite, selfish: "so who gonna go first?"

"not me, i'm unsure how this game work. I'm only here because I thought a little pratice would help me to-" peter was the first to get hit right in the face, making the ball stuck in his broken jaws and cheeks "Get me to the winner side".

"woooowhoooo, one down, four to go!"

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"I may have suck egg back in the day", eddy confess, "but now, I'm doing great here and no one is going to ruin this day for me!"

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Ryuko was the only one that doesn't show sweat coming out of her. mako was pretty scare and kinda regret joining this kind of game, and armin was a bit confuse and kinda nervous since this is pretty new to him. yuka was more terrified than the others, making her hug armin leg.

"so who should I throw second?" eddy think, choosing which person to get their face strike "should I throw the one with the most sweat".

mako chatter her teeth like the sound of a machine gun and widen her eyes like a window "please don't be me. please don't be me!"

"or should l choose the blond, girl".

"uhhh, i'm a guy" Armin reminded eddy, still a bit nervous.

"whatever, you still look weird with the hair, dude".

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"Well, that just rude" armin comment "I may have a hair that look feminist but i am a man. serisouly, do I really need a hair cut to remind everyone I'm a guy?"

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"How about you hit me?" ryuko asked, not giving a damn of getting hit which freak mako out "ryuko!"

"Oh, a tough girl, huh? let's see how those cloth of yours would beat this!" eddy laugh into madness . ryuko only smirk and said "please, my cloth can do anything. beside, i already won for the team, i can beat this".

"but ryuko! your beautiful face is going to be ruin!" mako cried "how can anyone be your mate, if you face has bumps everywhere!"

"Mako, i'm going to be fine. it just a kids game. how bad can I-" before she can finish her sentence, ryuko manage to caught the ball by her grip. this made eddy shock and..scare "gulp, heheheheh, I uhhhh...may have slip".

ryuko gave out a smile and yelled, "oops! i slip too!"

ryuko threw the ball at great speed, hitting eddy in the face with a shatter of jaws being twisted and teeth jumping out. he fall onto the ground, out cold. he can only mutter "ow".

Mako cheer for ryuko, jumping up and down like a crazy cheerleader. the others were relieve and eddy, still remain on the floor, eyes swirling and tongue out.

"woohoo, you go ryuko!"

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"I always knew she is going to win", mako said, "that is why me and ryuko will always be the best of friend, when i needed her".

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During their celebration, starscream interrupt their parade with a dumbfounded and outraged look "what are you two doing!?"

they look at him, with ryuko replying "huh? we were just playing. what are you doing here? and how are you able to-"

"I was just roaming around, fool" starscream said and remark "I see two of my member fooling around with our enemies".

"Hey, come on, man. all of us aren't enemies, you know", ryuko told him, giving starscream a blow to his intelligent "beside, it not like everyday is a competition, pal. Everyone need some relaxation".

"don't try to bring reason here, little girl, Starscream said, making Ryuko offended by his term.

"Little girl?" Ryuko

"Yes, you got a problem with that?" Starscream stare at her, with Ryuko having a eye filled with fire and rage.

both made eye contact with a intense look until Mako try to break this up "woah! guys! let not do it now! it still, relaxing time!"

Starscream wanted to blast this women into coal, but he know that this wouldn't go nowhere, if he going to act like this.

"grr, you may be lucky for the second time, but we will meet again" Starscream state, breaking up he eye contact and face away from her, "come, we don't need to chat with these losers".

Armin and Yuka have no choice, but to follow him as command. ryuko was a bit pissed off from his attitude. Ever since he arrive, she always felt annoyed; now, she feel more enrage by his action, alone, "jeez, what his problems?"

"Ryuko, maybe you should stop making new enemies, Alright?" mako told her.

"what? mako, he was being a jerk to us" ryuko said "I was just talking to him, calmly until he acted like somekind of strict, school teacher from the victorian era".

"But ryuko, you know how much trouble we would get, if you keep messing around people like him?" mako told, with Ryuko not caring at all of the consequences.

"Mako, I mess with people, a lot" ryuko remind her of the many enemies that she and Mako have to go through, "it usually my thing, if anyone try to piss me off".

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"Maybe I was wrong, but that guy is going to be a pain throughout this show" ryuko confess.

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In one of the cabins, wendy was cleaning her axe, whistling for herself. mikey on the other hand, was trying to work on the tv, of coarse. unfortunalty, this was a old tv meaning mikey is trying his hardest to make the rabbit ears antenna to get a clear connection. wendy notice his struggle and told "dude, stop bugging with the tv. it not really going to work in that kind of state".

"come on, all tv has a connection. it may look a bit rusty and old, but I have a feeling it would work".

"yeah, but you do know, there ain't going to be much channels to watch on there, So..."

"Wait, hold up!" mikey told wendy, figuring out the tv connection "i think, I'm getting a connection".

then, getting wnedy attention, the tv manage to work, showing one of mikey favorite show. this gave mikey a joyful expression "oh yeah! it work!"

"woah, dude. you actually manage to work it on" wendy compliment to him "did one of your brothers teach you this?"

"some of it, yes but here, I learn it all by myself" mikey explain, showing his confident look.

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"Technically, it was my annoyance that made donny teach me this" mikey explain "probably because whenever our tv wen't down or it destroy, I have go beg and whine for him to fix it. so yeah, pretty selfish for me but hey, atleast I learn something".

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"Let's watch some tv, my man!" mikey said, having been proud of himself for fixing it. he felt like all this hard work lead to this special event. watching tv, hanging out with a new friend, and eating pizza. what could go wrong? well, until chris microphone was heard, causing the tv to fall down and broke the screen, making mikey goes from cheerful to shock and disappointment.

"everyone! head to the deck, right now! move it!" chris annouces, shuting the microphone off.

wendy only gave "oooooh, man. guess we have to go, then".

she left the room, leaving mikey with a shock expression. he even gave a sad whimper.

On the deck, near the back of the front pool

Everyone was in there team, starscream was still quite annoyed by the fact his team are coming slow. He told them "where have all of you been? you know, how long I have been waiting here?"

"i don't know, maybe tell us, where have you been?" Eva said back to him. starscream only replied "heh, I was somewhere flexing my wings off. not that you are interest of it, Anyways".

Eva growl at Starscream.

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"I am totally going to kill him", Eva promises, "Alongside Chris".

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Chris came up to them with a suprise "hello, I hope everyone has been training for this during your guys relaxation. how was it?"

"eh, it was still boring, anyways", ryuko state, "me and Mako really need some new action, right now".

"ryuko! you don't propose a extreme challenge for us to get killed, right!?" mako asked, having s scary belief of what ryuko was just implying.

"What? no! all I am saying is there should be some excitments around here" ryuko said "I'm kinda waiting for something new and fresh, instead of the rehash".

"Well, I assure you, ryuko" chris clarified "there will some original content...maybe a bit of influnce, but more original, nonetheless. so this day of a challenge is a special one, folks. we talk about everyone faovrite emoji".

"Ugh, is it a cringe challenge?" wendy asked, hoping something else that make her skin turn grey.

"In some ways, yes", chris answer, "but there a twist for it! copperhead!"

copperhead pulled down a lever, revealing a game style, table descending up which reveal enough seats for each team. chris explain "ok, each of these tables has a button on it. if anyone push the button, they can answer the question above".

Chris pointed a flat screen on the wall "if one team member manage to answer it correctly, they earn a point. if they answer it wrongly, they have to endure a mini challenge".

"what a mini challenge?" armin asked.

"oh you see soon enough" chris said and continued "so anyways, as i was saying, one person can answer more than one. meaning, each of you have to choose which member goes first or the member itself, will go answer it. just be careful guessingit because let just say, it will effect your team view on you".

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"I spy on them a lot of time" chris explain "don't think, I already know their weakness because oh boy, this is going to be fun".

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"However, there is still a chance to get a point" chris pointed out "you can either anticapte in the mini challenge or just quite. being invovle in it would give your team some extra point".

"so in others, more pain, more amusement for you, right?" Tokoyami guess, with chris replied "right on. It like a high school math test if it a game show. so then, everyone on the stand".

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"A game show and a school test", wendy remark, "one if those are the definition of torture to me".

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"Wow, I have never experience on a game show before" mako confess "I hope it like the one on TV!"

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"Last time, I lost a game show. I was jump off from where I'm standing and I just flew off from the building into another structure" DJ remark "it was crazy. hope this isn't like this".

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Everyone was seated in their own sperated stand. each has a red button, everyone waited until chris finally adjusted his tie and suit "today challenge, we have a guest to be important on the show. here is...uhhhh..."

chris look back to the script and said "huh? she doesn't has a name".

chris continue, "oh well, guess I'm just gonna refer her, what everyone is calling these people. here is emoji, blue, doggo girl! from Samurai Jack".

a young, blue girl appear, waving at them in greeting and supporting antennas that produce a electrical buzz which makes emoji.

everyone was amaze and mako gave a adorable look to her "awww, look at her. she freaking blue!"

"oh man, she cute" lindsey remark, with greg agreeing with her "I know, just looking at her makes my eyes want to tear up".

"Ugh, she look hideous", starscream comment.

"everyone, this is...Uhh, blue, doggo, emoji girl" chris annouces with the girl staring at him with a quite annoyed look, "I think that her name".

"Hey chris, does she speak?" ryuko asked.

"actaully, not really" chris explain "you see, her people communicate with their emoji antenna. sure, they could eat and open their mouth, but that how they communicate each other. by emoji, of coarse. this is why, I brought her here onto this maiden voyage just for this certain challenge. so in other words, all of you have to describe her emojis and answer it. the ones that dont will face the mini challenge".

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"Emojis? kinda a bit outdated very soon, but alright" samey said.

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"Now then, with all that explaination is done. does everyone has a questions".

everyone raises their hand which chris replied, "no one? alright then, let move on".

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"Pathetic. chris think using some earthling, type of language will make this difficult" starscream comment "please, that stupid. obviously, this will be easy".

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"What a emoji?" Armin asked himself.

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"The screen will show the amount of points each team receive" chris explain "if one team recieve more amount, they win. now then, each symbol can be hard and easy, depending on your guys view. So everyone have to take time examining it, more closely. anyways, after that little info, who wanna go first?"

"Clemont. Obviously, Clemont. he seem worthy to answer these" starscream mention him, makong Clemont quite shock "Wait, what?!"

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"Nerds with glasses always win at something. they are more intelligent", starscream state. "that what I heard from my human followers. besides, I'm more smarter than those nerds. It just I don't feel like it right now to answer them".

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"ok then. Clemont, tell me what this means" chris asked, with the girl showing symbol of a heart, bomb, a yellow hat, and a car.

clemont took time to look at it and finally has a answer "if I have look correctly, I believe it to be, Curious George".

"close but not quite. what she really mean is dick tracy, aka, the comic and the movie" chris explain, giving clemont a shocking realization "what!? I got that wrong!?"

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"Knew it would be difficult", chris state, "which is why I told her to show no sense of mercy at all for making these".

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"So uhhhhh...chris, w-what now?" clemont asked, quite afraid of what chris is going to do. chris smile, holding a remote "Well, it time for you to endure a mini challenge. hope you can count because it bulletproof time".

He pressed the remote which the floor next to him, open and reveal a tommy gun on a stand, aiming a target paper at the wall. this confuse clemont a bit until chris explain this mini challenge "ok clemont. this challenge involves your eyes to count how many bullets has shot the target".

"huh, that seem a bit-"

"with blindfolded".

"whoa, what?!" clemont was then blindfolded by the girl and clemont, standing around like a fool, hears the loud sound of a tommy gun starting off, hearing the sound of gun shots hitting the target. after a long shot of bullets, chris asked "so how many bullets has been shot?"

"uhhhhh...39" clemont guess.

"correct! which means, your team earns a point" chris said, with the screen now showing the point number for their team turn one. this was a satisfy win beccause for one, they have never won anything and are quite glad that clemont didn't screw this up. the other team however, still need to be in the game if they have any chance of winning.

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"Wow, I never thought i can reach to this point" clemont remark.

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"Who up next, anyone" Chris annouce "we can be here all day".

the other team think about it until peter volunteer "I'll go. It just simple pictures. what so hard about them".

"alright then, begin" Chris told the girl, who shows the symbol of a tree, a raccoon, a bird, and a river. peter looking closely to the symbol, he answer "the forest".

"nope, it regular show" chris reveal, creating a grin for himself "which means, you are to anticipate in another mini challenge".

"I'm starting to think, chris is just creating lies to get to the mini challenge", ryuko guess.

another floor open up, revealing two boots with somekind of red and steaming liquid inside of it "all you have to do is wear these boots for 18 minutes and you be alright".

"Well, that seem quite simple" peter said, walking to the boots and removing his shoes to place his feet inside of the boot, feeling nothing at all "huh, I don't feel anything. Are you certain, this is a challenge?"

"oh, this is a challenge" chris reminded him "trust me, it is".

"huh? what do you mean by tha-" peter was going to say something, if it wasn't the fact that his feets starting to become boiling hot. Now feeling the hot liquid, peter jump up, screaming, and ran to the nearest pool to heal his feet. chris laugh his butt off from this "hahahaha, man, I should tell him that he need to survive a hot, boiling water in those boots but nah, seem it to be worth it. now that peter is helping himself at the pool".

"My feets still burns!"

"there teams don't earn a point because the time hasn't been started, yet" chris said, causing the team to groan "now to the next part".

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"How did chris manage to make the water more boiling than ever" peter question it, still in pain.

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"Me! me! me! me! me! me!" mako volunteer, extremely. Ryuko glare at her in embarassment "jeez, calm down, Mako. don't need to act a bit crazy for this".

"ok, Mako. you next up" chris said "now guess what this mean".

the girl shows another symbol with a letter L, a book, a pen, and a skull. mako guess a mintue until finally answer it "death note!"

"correct which mean, your team earns a point!"

"Yes! i did it, Ryuko!" mako shouted, having a joy of not enuring a mini challenge ( even if she goes again ).

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"I'm always an expert of knowing the tricks behind emoji" Mako state.

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The girl, again, shows another symbol of a rock, a sword, and a chest. eddy was very confident of knowing this answer. he quickly raise his hands and shouted "I know what it is!"

"you do? tell us?"

"Minecraft".

"wrong, it actaully a medieval time" chris reveal, causing eddy jaw to drop "which mean, you have to stay underwater, made out of jellos".

a giant box appear out of nowhere, and it open up with a huge, glass tank filled green jelly in it. this of coarse, made eddy sweat a lot, catching wendy eyes "ow".

"whoa, whoa, whoa, I aint going into that thing. it look gross" eddy complain, refuse to try going into that thing.

"Hey, if you don't anticipate in this mini challenge, your team doesn't earn a point" chris state "plus, you might be the one to be vote off".

Eddy chuckle, nervously "heheheh, yeah right. like that would scare me".

"go in there, you fat moron!" murderface shouted at him.

"Hey, don't called me, fat! fatso!" Eddy look at the huge tank filled with jello. he gave out a sigh and said "well, atleast it isn't Double D lame science presentation".

eddy took off his shirt, climb up the ladder, and dive into the tank. it was like the view through ed eyes, when they were making a jelly pool or something.

"3...2...and you done" chris said, with eddy coming out of th tank, trying to take some deep breath because of the jello literally suffocating him "the other team wins a point".

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"Like I say, better than Double D presentation" eddy remark, still having the gooey substance on him.

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"Hmmmm..." rolf think about it, staring at the girl symbols which are flowers, rings, and a cake "is it a tradition of a napkin, wood day?"

"nope, not really what you mean by that", Chris reveal, "it a wedding".

"I just say that".

"no, you didn't".

"yes, I did".

"uhhh, no. you did not" chris state "could have just say, wedding, dude. so that mean, you have to endure a mini challenge".

a cart was pulled there which hold a giant, roast, pig on the plate with a bunch of items inside of it. this made rolf a bit nervous and hungry. chris explain "your assignment is easy. stuff your arm in there and found a chris statue".

"rolf don't see the red eye of a bull for this".

"however, you can only pulled out once" chris continue "meaning, if you pulled out something, that your only one chance. does that sound clear?"

"uhhhh..."

"good, now start!" chris said, blowing the whistle.

rolf stuck his hand into the mouth of the roast pig. he can feel the grease and jucy feel of the inside which everyone can hear and feel disgusted by it. after a while, rolf manage to touch something, and pulled it out from the mouth. It was the chris statue with a bunch of slime and meat grease covering it, ruining the whole beauty of it.

"rolf has claim the bore!" rolf exclaim, holding the statue up in the air. their point went from one to two, making both team equal. starscream was becoming desperate. he wasn't sure, how long his team will last.

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"This is worrying me", starscream confess, "I know we already earn a point, but sooner or later, we might lose again. I just need to found a way for our team to gain victory".

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"Rolf has seen those hanky, box of a loud chicken that kevin show me" rolf said, with none of the words making any sense.

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"So who going to solve this symbol, next?" Chris asked to everyone, with no answer "anyone?"

"what do you think, lindsey?" Gary asked, looking at her.

"uhhhh...I don't know" Lindsay replied "it look too hard".

"totally, agree with you", Terry said, "uhhh, Chris, me and Lindsey don't want to anticipate. It just seem too hard for us to take".

"Alright then, but you guy's aren't going to get back on the game", Chris told them.

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"Game show are the worst", Gary confess "last time, I was in one, it took three weeks to clean off the slimes".

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"Terry seem like a great friend to me", Lindsay said, "we always have the same opinion; same favorite food, same favorite tv show, and same favorite color. I Think I know how Katie and Satie felt together".

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"I'll go" DJ volunteer ,"what the worst it can happen?"

The girl shows a symbol of a car, explosions, and a gun. DJ think of about it in a moment until finally, answering the meaning "I got it, cars 2".

the girl gave off a disguest tone, showing a gross emoji. Chris said "sorry dude, it james bond. It would have been pretty obvious to spot it".

"What!? but it has a car in it!"

"true, but you could have taken a time to look closely; just like everyone else", Chris state, "Anyways, here is your mini challenge, DJ".

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"I got to wonder, how chris manage to pay all these ideas", wendy wonder, "or how he manage to keep his ideas clean on this old, crusie ship".

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DJ is on floor, crouching down, and acting like a child. His expression is pretty fearful due to the fact this mini challenge involves him shaking hand with a dirty, looking bird man name, chamberlain from the Dark Crystal.

"hmmmmm, does man not want to feel my hand, mmmm" chamberlain asked, with DJ still on the floor, crouching.

"come on, DJ" wendy assure him "it just a bird man. All you have to do is shake his hand".

"nope, I am not doing this".

"dude, I'm pretty sure, he wash his hand, already", Wendy assure him, "he's already clean...well, look a bit freakish looking, but still clean, bro".

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"I found that man quite disgraceful, If I'm honest", Tokoyami comment, seeing chamberlain appearance to be quite offensive to him.

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"That true", Chamberlain agree, "I prepare myself for this challege, since I was all night eating my dinner which include a delicious meal of rodents and insects".

This made DJ sick and started to throw up, leaving the rest of the contestants disguested ( even chris and the blue girl are gross out, almost nearly throwing up ).

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DJ wad breathing heavily: "THAT IS JUST...THAT WAS..."

He then proceed to throw up again.

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"Well, that happened", Chris remark, with DJ being moved away into a "clinic" room, "Anyways, let move on with the show, then. who up next?"

Starscream raises his hand and asked, "Chris, may we have a little break, so I could speak with my lackys? personally".

"hmm, alright then", Chris accept, "But everyone have one hour before we resume our challenge".

At the other side of the deck, far from the game show.

"We are having a issue here", Starscream state to his team, "want to guess, why?"

"Is it because you obviously didn't volunteer?" Eva asked, sarcastically.

"That could be true", Stocking agree.

"Silence!" Starscream shouted, "Beside that terrible assumption, we are falling behind, no boubt".

"How are we falling behind?" Lindsey asked, "It not like we haven't lost anything yet".

"Yeah, it true", Terry agee.

"That the point", Starscream said, "We may not lose yet, but sooner or later, we will be at the elimination block again, if one of us ruin our moment to victory".

"so what are you suggesting?" Asked Clemont.

"I'm suggesting that I should be the one to choose, who would go next", Starscream said, which made Eva pretty angry, "What?!"

"You heard me", Starscream repreat, "I will be the one to decide who would go next. I'm the leader, so I make the decision".

"That is just plain dumb!" Eva pointed out, "You only been here for two days. There no way we are going to agree with you, right fellows?...uhhh, fellows?"

The others remain silent to this idea, with Starscream smirking to himself, knowing full well some of them would agree.

"Well...He not wrong", Lindsay said, which suprise and anger Eva a lot more: "Are you freaking serious!?"

"Come on, Chris can sometime pressure us to do these things for his amusement", Terry added, "Beside, I don't want to endure a mini challenge. Clearly, it seem like Starscream knows what he doing".

"you guys are a bunch sell outs, you know that?" Eva told them.

"Well, it seem like everyone agree with my idea", Starscream said.

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"On one hand, I know this is wrong", Armin confess, "But on the other hand, we are somewhat at a disadvantage here, so I guess there no choice, but listen to the leader. Beside, I don't want to be squash by...whatever he is".

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"Starscream plan is going to be a downfall for him", Dawn predict.

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Throughout the montage, Priestess was choosen to guess the symbol. It was a throne, a knight, and goblins; and she guess it as to be her world, but unfortunately, the actual answer is Game of Throne. This made her anticipate in a mini challenge that involves hearing the most disturbing and calm ambiance music to be heard by a mortal being. In this case, it was her time to be torture. She did endure the mini challenge to give the team some extra point.

Next up was Ash Ketchum and his lucky pal, Pikachu. Luckily for them, they manage to guess the symbols of a rabbit, top hat, and a tea cup to be Alice in Wonderland. It was quick since Starscream gave a threaten glare at Ash, if he failed.

Samey was next to guess the symbol of a duck, a gun, and a tree. She was lucky to guess it as duck season because really, she isn't going to choose the obvious dumb answer.

Stocking was next in line to guess a symbol of a road, a house, and a glasses. Her answer was a BBQ stake house, but obviously, it was ROADHOUSE! which leads to a mini challenge, where she has to endure getting kick in the fact by a boot for one hundred time. Of coarse, she eventually passed it, with several loose teeth and a broken nose, no doubt.

Dawn endure mini challenge, after failing to guess a emoji. She was dive into a hiney barrel, where she has to eat every bits of old, expire honey. luckily, She seem to claim victory after this, even with her hair having tons of sticky substance.

Murderface was next, but he decline it, due to being ahead of his generation to know a emoji ( thought, let be honest, he just wanna to be lazy again ).

Beastman was next, who has a difficult time to guess a symbol because he doesn't know what a emoji. He was endure in a mini challenge, which includes him being lock up in a cage, where he has to fight a bird to get a Chris Tolkien. Fortunately, he manage to get it, with several feathers on him.

Brendan was up next. sure, he doesn't know much about emojis, but luckily, he did manage to guess a symbol of a transformer, perfectly.

Satoshi, Yuka, Terry, and Lindsey refuse to anticipate in the mini challenge which, though Starscream was unsatified, did let it slide since it seem like their team are winning.

Now the team are somewhat at equal to each other, with the next symbol being a cherry, a can, and a straw. Tokoyami was next and quickly guess it as Cherry Coke.

"So far, team screaming sponge is gaining 8 point ahead of you, shrimps raiders", Chris said, "now this time, everything is going to be wild. Blue Doggo, begin the next step".

The girl shows a symbol of cave, sword, diamonds, and a green figure.

"Ha, this is easy", Aqua comment, confident of knowing the answer, "It obvious a fantasy setting".

"Then what is it?" Chris ask.

"..."

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"Crap, what should I say?" Aqua thought, "All pop culture has some kind of fantasy element in them. How can I tell, which is which?"

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"Uhhhhh...king Arthur?", Aqua guess, sweating out of her skin.

"nope, it shrek", Chris said, "which mean it mini challenge for you".

"seriously? you can't guess that Shrek?" Wendy asked to Aqua, "The green figure didn't make it obvious?"

"Shut up, at least I try", Aqua told her, walking to Chris, "Okay, so what this mini challenge about?"

"Well, it simple", Chris explain, while Copperhead bring out a table with what appear to be a roast beef, "all you have to do is use this giant saw to slice this roast beef for dinner, by having you and other new guest cut the beef".

"Other new guest?"

"that right, and it another goddess like you, no less", Chris said, causing Aqua to laugh at that statement, "Come on, you got to be kidding me? another goddess? what is she a homo? that ridiculous".

"Want to say that again?" a voice was heard, causing Aqua to look behind her, and see Ristarte from the anime called, Cautious Hero. Aqua was furious at seeing her, with Ristarte saying, "Well, never expect a blue piss girl being here".

"Hey, don't tried to suprise me, Fatso!" Aqua told her. Ristarte was enrage by her comment, "Fatso? Who are you calling, Fatso? you the fatso here, with your tiny skirt of yours".

"shut up!"

"and is that suppose to be your goddess clothing?" Ristarte insult, "Look more like a low paid restaurant maiden".

"Hey, at least I don't have to move around in a cum tissue!" Aqua said, with Ristarte being enrage by her comment.

"oh, go to hell! unlike you, I got a handsome guy to clean those cum off from my dress!"

"gggrrrr, God, I hat you, knockoff!"

"Knockoff? what did you said?"

"Yeah, I said it, knockoff? want a piece of me, bootleg me?!"

"Oh, you dumb, slu-"

"woah, easy, there are sensitive teenagers watching this", Chris told both of them, but they ignore him and they begin to push each other, while arguing.

"Uhhh, should we do something about this?" Priestess asked to the others, though they doesn't Seem to really care at Aqua in this situation.

"We could...but, then again, this is something Chris like" Ryuko comment.

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"It better than nothing for some enjoyment", Ryuko said.

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Just then, another female character appear, this time it Jashin-chan from dropkick on my devil, who seem to be confuse and annoyed by this little figthing between Aqua and Ristarte: "What the heck is going on here?!"

"Hey, who is that? another second blonde idiot of me?" Aqua pointed out, causing her and Ristarte to glare at her.

"What did you just said to me?" Jasmine-chan was offended.

"Yeah, I say it", Aqua admit, "so what? you going to use your tail to bong me on the head, serpent girl".

"oh, you did not say that to me?!" Jasmine-chan was very angry, "I am going to strangle you because of that!"

"Well, come at me, you freaking abomination mutant!" Aqua said to her. Jasmine-chan was going to head over there for some beaten, before Chris step in: "ladies, ladies. Can we continue on with the mini challenge? You gals can kill each other, but right now, we have a show to comtinue".

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"Awww man, things were getting interesting", Wendy was disappointing.

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Copperhead bring out a HUGE cutting knife, which was so huge, when it was time to be given the knife; Aqua and Ristarte were unable to hold it while Jasmine-chan doesn't seem bother by it. evently, both manage to hold the knife correctly and begin cutting the beef...not before with some arguement between them.

"After I'm done with this, you girls are going to be dead rats", Aqua told them, "Especially you, Ristarte".

"oh come on, just because I share the same likness of you", Ristarte replied, "Doesn't me, you have to act like a selfish, drunekn goddess. I mean, seriously, who the hell would drink all that about of substance?! I'm surprise, you manage to survive from drinking, after you became a mortal".

"A mortal! I am not a mortal!"

"oh yes you are".

"no, I am not".

"Yes, admit it!"

"oh, would you two shut up!" Jashin-chan said to them, "This is why I hate hanging out goddess like you two!"

"Hey, don't yell at us, snake girl!" Aqua told her.

"God, I wanna to eat you both!" Jashin-chan said.

"time up", Chris annouce, causing them to stop, with the beef being all cut up.

"Wait, there was a time limit?!" Aqua asked, confuse and suprise.

"yep, that right", Chris answer, "Which mean, you team get extra point".

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"Welp, it seem like our argument led to some good outcome", Aqua remark, "for me, not them. but hey, I don't have to stick around with them, anymore".

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"Ok, mikey, here the mini challenge", Chris explain to mikey, who have fail to answer the symbol of a ice cream soda, rather than a shake, "you are going to eat this amount of hot, spicy, filled with steak and BBQ pizze before the timer ran out. If you unable to finish it, the time will explode. you got that?"

infront of them is a huge, stack of pizza with what appear to be a bomb strap underneath the table.

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"Ok, I tried many different variant of pizza", Mikey confess, "But I did not expect it to be this kind of pizza. sure, spicy seem like a normal deal to me, but for BBQ and spice all together, hmmm...worth a try".

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"Time begins...now!" Chris said, starting the time, while mikey manage to eat the entire pizza for just one miniute, making Chris stunned by his action.

Mikey burp and asked, "so uhhh...do we earn a point?"

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"Ohhhh man, Should have eaten one by one", Mikey regret, feeling to throw up at any minute.

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"With all our contestants worn out, we have only four more challenge to go", Chris state, while the girl shows symbol of a bear, a hat, and a tree.

"let me guess, Berenstein?" Ryuko guess, showing no care, if her answer is incorrect.

"Nope, it Berenstain bear".

"Well, how the hell would I know that? it literaly close to it sentence".

"Yeah, but it still untrue", Chris said, "moving on".

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"How the hell is that untrue?" Ryuko said.

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A ring match open up from the floor. It was a normal, broken down, ring match with several stitches and wood to try holding the match.

"This next mini challenge is going to be a insane one", Chris explain to Ryuko, "All you have to do is stay in the ring without falling out. You have to beat your opponent to gain your team extra point".

"Seem easy enough", Ryuko pulled out her scissor sword, "Alright, who my guy to fight?"

"That an interesting question", Chris push a remote, revealing a figure rising up from the ring. This bring shock to everyone, including Ryuko. The figure was a clone version of herself, but more doll like and having a doofus expression, with it stiches mouth being down and it terrible, drawn eyes looking doopy as ever.

Ryuko was both confuse, Shock, and quie offensive, "Chris! What is this!"

"your opponent".

"Whoa, She look just like her!" Mako pointed out, "only dumb looking".

"uhhhh, Chris, where or how did you get this figure?" Wendy asked.

"Yeah, it all started back last night ", Chris explain, during a flashback.

Nights ago.

Somehwere at the deep level of the ship, Chris was wearing a hooded robe, alongside Copperhead and the blue doggo. Both are surrounding a satanic symbol on the ground. The room was only lit by three candle surrounding it. A dummy body appear to be lay on the floor, seeming to have the same clothing of Ryuko.

"Ok everyone, Let make it clear", Chris said, "We will definatly not do this again, after this, okay? I know this look insane and illegal, and I might get illegal charge for this, but this is for the ratings only. does anyone got that?"

They nodded, with Chris similing, "Good, let begin".

Chris pulled out a book, and begin chanting, "Deep spirts of evil. Cast down the great soul of many terror. This soul must be sharp, more sharper than any ninja or soldier. It must have the same ability as this girl, Ryuko. so please, cast down the great spirit onto this body!"

Then, everythings begin to shake with ligthings and storm of cloud coming out of nowhere to be suck into the dummy doll. Everyone cover themselves, while the ritual continue on. After a while of knocking and shaking, it stop and the doll started to get up, without any sense of emotions. Everything was back to normal as usual.

Chris smile again, saying, "Ok, this is going to be fantastic".

flashback ended.

"You literally bring a demon to fight at me?!" Ryuko was outrage by Chris explaination.

"Well, technically it not a demon", Chris state, "But it does possess a soul in it, so..."

"Grrr, screw it", Ryuko got on the match, ready to fight with this dummy clone of her. She was a bit uncomfortable around it, feeling like she seeing a reflection of evil herself.

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"Really hope Ryuko will be ok", Mako said, worry that her best friend will grt her butt kick.

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"So I'm gonna guess you don't speak, right?" Ryuko asked, with the figure only giving a odd look at her, "Alright then, Want to go first or me?"

"...you", The figure replied, giving Ryuko the chill in her bone.

"Uhhh, alright then", Ryuko poses herself to get ready for an attack, "So I guess you aren't much of a talker, right?"

"...perhaps, yes...or perhaps, no".

Ryuko was beginning to feel pretty unnerve by the figure respond, but she continue to ready herself for an attack.

"Will Ryuko be okay?", Wendy asked Mako, who replied, "Oh, she be fine. I see her deal with this all the time".

"you certain of it?"

"hmmm...I don't know".

"Let the match begin!" Chris announce.

Without blinking an eye, the clone figure charge right at her, who manage to dodge her swift aim attack, quickly. Confuse and outrage, Ryuko asked, "Hey! What the hell! I thought you say, you want me to go first?"

"...heheheheh, I lied", it responded, menacingly, who wield a sword similar to ryuko, but more metal and grey looking. The figure launch itself into the air, blocking the sun above Ryuko until it came back down into a cannonball style, h hitting onto the ground, where Ryuko was placed. fortunately, Ryuko also manage to get ouf the way. She was suprise to see a clone version of her, making moves that are more greater than her. She quickly suspicious of the figure, but ignore it and focus more on the challenge itself. gripping her sword, Ryuko charge at the clone, who was ready to do sword combat with their blade clashing together into a x formation.

Mako was more concern and scare for Ryuko, hugging Wendy body for comfort. The others were at suspense, but Starscream himself seem to enjoy the fight, "Now this is entertaining".

They eyes made contact to each, with Ryuko commenting, "Look, I don't know how you were able to catch my move. I am still going to win this!"

"I don't care about you winning. I'm more interest in your ability!", The figure responded, releasing their blades away from each other and back away.

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"What did she mean by interest in my ability?" Ryuko wonder.

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While the fight continue on, Wendy asked to Chris, "uhhh...Chris, you are certain that this, whatever that thing, is harmless? like you know, it won't actually kill her?"

"Don't worry", Chris assure, "As long one of them are knock out, nobody is going to get killed...I think".

"Grrr, for a clone, I didn't expect you to be much stronger than me", Ryuko comment, getting frustrated by that thing, who responding, "I am something that is more unexpected to you".

"What the hell does that-" But before Ryuko can finish, the figure launch itself to her and crash down in to her face with a fist, punching her harder to make her eye be more wider, from shock!

"Wait, hold up, let rewind it s bit", Chris rewind the footage, "ok, ok, ok, stop".

He paused at where Ryuko was going to get hit, and begin to resume it, slowly to see a more detail look, "let move forward a bit, annnnnd, stop. dang, that is going to hurt".

It resume back, and Ryuko has fallen on the floor. Shock and scare, Mako got out of her seat and ran to Ryuko aid. Chris announce, "and the Screamint Sponge loses. Only a few more challenges are left".

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"How the hell did I got beaten by a clone?!", Ryuko asked herself, with bandages on her head, "and further more, What the hell were you thinking, Chris?!"

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"Hahahahahaha! how pathetic, She is beaten by a clone", Starscream remark. Mako trying to help Ryuko up and place her back onto the seat, "Oh, This must be really humiliating, just the fact that a clone is more powerful than you".

"Dude, would you shut up", Wendy told him, defending her friend, "At least she try, pal".

"Ha, the only thing I see her trying is catching her breath. if she has some in her".

Wendy was going to straight up fight him, but I was told off by Tokoyami, "It not worth it. Beside, we aren't losing, yet. so save it for after the challenge".

This made wendy calm down a bit and sit back down, giving Starscream a smirk to his face.

"Hey, thanks for defending me", Ryuko said to Wendy, who kindly accept her words, "no problem, Dude".

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"Eeeeeehhhhh, I sense happy relationships", Mako remark.

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"Ha, can't you believe it?" Starscream remark.

"Didn't you use to lose up against some clones?" Eva asked.

"Silence!" Starscream told her.

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"We do not mention that incident, ever!" Starscream said.

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"So who wanna go next? Chris asked, with the girl showing symbols of a horse, a kingdom, and a sword.

"Eva should go", Starscream state, "She seem to be perfect for this".

"pfff, I'm not going", Eva said, making Starscream angry, "oh, yes, you are!"

"nope, I am not going".

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"I have enough with Starscream decisions", Eva confess, "let see how he do it, shall we?"

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"Grrr, fine, I'll will do it", Starscream volunteer himself.

"Ok then, tell us what this symbol mean?" Chris said, with Starscream staring at the symbols more closely.

For a while, Starscream thought it was going to be easy, but his contestants can see his struggle by his expression going from confident to worries. After a while of waiting, Starscream responded, "Uhhhhhhh...My Little Pony?"

"Nah, wrong", Chris said, "It actaully She-Ra. not the modern versions, the more 80s version".

"How am I suppose to know that?!" Starscream asked, dumbfounded by his answer, "I did what I did. I look more closely, you fool!"

"Sorry, you lose, you screw. time for a mini challenge".

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"Okay, it can't be worst", Starscream nervously said, "All I have to do is endure a mini challenge. Yeah, it can't be that difficult".

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Unfortunately, Starscream was screaming while being stirring around in a washing machine, where everyone can see his torment, "aaaaaaahhhhhhhh! let me out of here!"

Chris open the hatch, releasing Starscream out of his torture, who appear to be shaking and buzzing because of the amount of stirring he went through, damaging his body, "So did I make it?"

"Uhhh, the time has finish yet, so...nope", Chris responded.

"gggggrrr, dang it!"

"Alright then, we are near the final challenge", Chris announce, "Wendy, since you are the only one left. if you could answer and endure the mini challenge, your team claim victory. but if you lose, the other team will surely win".

"You know, I could skip over the emoji part and move to the mini challenge", Wendy suggest, "Can I do that?"

"Why?"

"I don't know. more interesting, I guess".

"hmm, alright then", Chris accept, "moving to the mini challenge".

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"What? The emoji part seem like a waste of time", Wendy explain, "Plus, I like getting to the real meat here".

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A wheel has set up by Copperhead, who bring out a barrel fulled of darts. This made Wendy a bit cautious, but she obviously know what this challenge is by asking, "Let me guess, it one of those type of challenge, right?"

"Correct", Chris explain, "This challenge invovle you being strap and being rotate around while Coppherhead throws several things at you. all you have to do is try avoiding some of it. If you can go through all that when the timer is done, your team gain victory".

"A bit gruesome, but it doesn't seem that dangerous, right?"

"Wrong, the things that are going to be thrown at you are..." Chris said, with copperhead pulling out a dart that has a snake strap onto it, with several knifes being place all around it, "Darts with the most dangerous snakes, including some knifes that are very sharp. Hope you have been to a carnival because maaaan, this is going to be insane".

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"I seen this a lot on TV", Wnedy confess, "And I'm kinda afraid, right now. I know, Chris can act a bit insane sometime, but jesus I didn't think he goes that far. Then again, He did try to force every contestant to go through a lot of life threaten situations, so..."

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Wendy was strap onto the wheel, and it begins to spin. While feeling the shaking and sweating from the wheel, Coperheads begin throwing the darts at her, missing everytime. Her teams were beginning to worry at a suspense of losing one of their teammate, especially Mako.

She quickly move her body away from the snakes that tried bitting her. It was hard, but she manage to keep herself restrain, even with every dangerous dart hitting at her.

"I can't watch", DJ said, covering his eyes.

After a while of being spin around and around, the timer stop, with Chris annouces, "Stop the wheel!"

The wheel stop and Wendy collapse on the floor, due to the spinning making her passed out. Everyone rush to her, seeing if she okay or not. Her team was worrying for her, but with the stroke of luck, Wendy gave a thumb up, causing Chris to announce, "The Screaming Sponge has won the challenge, again! third time in a row!"

The Screaming Sponge cheer for their victory, finally winning again; while the other teams, groan to their terrible defeat...again: "See you guys at the elimination night...again".

"Way to go, Wendy!" Ryuko said to Wendy.

"You did a amazing job!" DJ added.

She look up to her friends and smile, before throwing up on the floor, giving her team a disguested look.

"ugh, eewww", Aqua said, moving away from Wendy.

"oooh, that nasty", Eddy comment.

"Uhhh, crap", Ryuko said.

Chris told Copperhead, "Better get a mop for this".

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"Awww man, why did we keep losing?" Ash asked himself, feeling pretty disappointing, the same with Pikachu.

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In the cafeteria, Starscream meet with Stocking, Beastman, Satoshi, Yuka, Lindsay, and Armin, both trying to decide who to vote off.

"Alright then, you all know why I call you here, right?" Starscream await their answer.

"lunch?" Beastman guess.

"No! you fool!" Starscream said, "The reason why I call you all here is an apology for my terrible leadership".

They were confuse by his statement, "huh?"

"You see, It was clearly my fault for causing our team to lose", Starscream continue, acting ashame of himself, "If I have just listen to your guys opinion, we would have reach victory for the first time".

"Well, that is true, even with you arguing at us to make our own opinion", Stocking said.

"Nonetheless, I am truly sorry for my action", Starscream begins to fake cry himself, while the blue doggo girl in the background plays a sad violin. This made some of them a bit pity for Starscream.

"Hey, it not your fault", Satoshi told him, making Starscream stop crying.

"Yeah, you only been here for a little amount of days", Lindsay said, "There no need to cry over our lost. Your our leader. There always another chance to try act a better leader".

"you guys really forgive me for this? and aren't going to eliminate me off?"

"uhhhh, Yeah", Everyone responded, except Stocking, who facepalm her self, dumbfounded by the stupidity of her teammates.

"Oh, well, thanks you", Starscream responded, hiding his evil smirk intention, "I promise, the next challenge, I won't fail you guys".

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"Ha! Brilliant acting to me!", Starscream said, "Now that I have admited my mistake, it now someone turn to be out of the show soon, and I think who".

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At the elimination ceremony, the Shrimp Raiders are waitng for Chris to called out one of them to get their shrimp cocktail.

"Tonight, it a third time in a row for you guys", Chris continue, "One of you will be cast off, forever. So when I call your name, please get your shrimp cocktail".

"Satoshi".

"Stocking".

"Yuka".

"Beastman".

"Ash Ketchum".

"Clemont".

"Dawn".

"Lindsey".

"Eva".

"And Armin", Chris said, leaving Starscream and Terry as the remaining one left, "Terry, you refuse to participate into the challenge, not only once, but two time from the first episode to the third, not counting the second one. Starscream, your plan to decide which character goes next could have work, but unfortunately, seem like it backfire, and here you are, now".

"Hey! At least I endure the mini challenge just like everyone else!" Starscream state.

"The final Cocktail goes to...".

Terry was beginning to sweat and clench his teeth togehter, awaiting for his demise while Starscream doesn't seem that bother of it. Everyone was at suspense, waiting for Chris to say one of their name. Before Chris could say anything, Terry broke the silent, shouting, "That it! I can't take it! I want to go back home for Greg! I don't want the money, anymore!"

This came unexpected to everyone, including Chris, "Wow, you could have let me finish, after the dramatic pausing, pal. Anyways, the last shrimp cocktail goes to Starscream".

"Yes!" Starscream said, getting up and joining up with his team.

Terry gave out a sigh and said, "Well, I didn't really care much about this show, Anyways. except for Lindsay, she seem cool".

"aww, thanks you", Lindsey said, taking the compliment.

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"It too bad he has be vote off", Lindsay said, "He seem like a very, very cute guy".

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"Can we hurry up, now?" Starscream complain, "I want this to get it over with".

"Fine, Terry, follow me to the boat of shame", Chris told him.

At the dock.

"any last word for your team?" Chris asked Terry, who was on the lifeboat with his baggage's.

"Yes", Terry said, having a complete breakdown, "You all jerk bags! you know that!"

"Hey, it your fault that our team lost", Eva told him, "Though I kinda perfer the screamer to be vote off, so..."

"hmph, Say the girl, who back down, too like a whimp", Terry mention, causing Eva to try punching him, but was hold back by Armin, "What did you just say to me?!"

"Uhhh, Quick! Release the-" Terry was then drop down into the portal, never to be seen again.

"Well, with one team gone and another still remain", Chris said, "Who would be next to land itself onto the boat of shame? and who will stay another night on this cruise? Found out next time on Total Drama Cruise!"

Holy cow, this is another long one. anyways, I hope you all enjoy this story. I know there aren't much characters interaction and such, but I do want to get this out of a way. Now, Terry was pretty obvious why he got vote off. My original plan was to vote off DJ or Lindsey, but I have a soft heart for them I decided to keep them on the show, until the newer episodes or so. Also, Starscream seem to be a clever villain. Not only that he try manipulation on his team to vote off someone else, trying to play the victom here, but he also, seem to learn everyone secrets and weakness, making him pretty sinister in his intention. Ryuko and Wendy are still going to be just friends for now, unless Mako try anything that would annoyed them. and it seem like Aqua is continue on trying to do the same thing with Starscream, by trying to act like the victim and be close touch with Brendon and Priestess. Anyways, I hope everyone enjoy reading this and stay tune for more chapters!