Beginning scene.
/Sora see's himself falling and begins to fall. Kairi reaches out but he continues to fall then he hit's the ground/.
Sora: ow! Who designed that part ow man! Dude that was stupid I mean I'm standing on the shore the water is FUCKING SHALLOW! Oh my back! Oh!
Take two
Sora see's himself falling and begins to fall. Kairi reaches out but he continues to fall and fall and fall. UNTIL… wait no still falling and falling and falling and falling
/Ten hours later/
Sora: fast asleep
Diector: um oh w8 sorry The backgrounds lagging he's underwater already 0.0.
Sora: 0.0 /dies/
(KH2 bit)
micky flies down and defeats all the nobodies
Donald: You majesty!
Micky: Shh, you not meant to call me th…
Sora: OH MY RA THE KING LOOK EVERYONE IT'S THE KING! THE KING IS HERE IN TWILIGHT TOWN! IN THE STATION signals Nobodies YEAH COME ON YOU GUYS SEE THE SHORT GUY WITH THE HUGE EARS HE'S THE REASON DISNEY WORLD EXISTS.
A nobody holds up a stick of rock
Nobody: These things are not worth the 5 cents I paid for! I mean I can't even hurt people Watch! Throws the rock at Sora who gets knocked out well that of course that would hurt HIM! Now we will steal the one thing you love.
Donald: Not the queen anyone but our fat queen! Take me! I'm editable!
Nobody: looks at Donald: no actually I meant Cheese but now that I think about I know the one thing he loves the most! I bet you can't guess what it…
Goofy: a bicycle pump? Chess string? His pet cat-apiller? His royal collection of tin foil? His…
/goes on for hours/
Scene change to Riku at lake.
Riku: I have got one thing you haven't got Sora: and what's that?
Riku: You as a friend and of course toothpaste, nice hair, identical socks and a ipod.
Cookie monster: can you spell the letter D… OF COURSE YOU CAN'T YOU MOURNS YOUR LIKE 2 YEARS OLD HA HA HA HA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
FIN!
