"Last time on total drama cruise" chris recap "each of the teams are giving with the material to built their own tropical cabin. some having a hard time to plan out, leaving others hard to built. even with these simple task, no one seem to work out and it all a mess. starscream seem to have a upper hand, while brendan unfortunately, does not. at the end of the day, starscream team wins with the loser, such as Murderface is left out. who is going to have fun and who going to whine. found out this time on total drama cruise".
( total drama intro plays and ended ).
samey was dipping herself in a hot tub, outside on the deck. she was relieve that a perverted guy like him is gone. she doesn't care, in fact, she was filled of excitement, when he was vote off, "I'm so glad that he gone. Now I can relax without anyone trying to annoyed me...except Eddy, unfortunately".
anyways, while she was enjoying herself, aqua was at the pool with priestess and brendan watching her.
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"Okay, I may have decide to reconsider of keeping my trusted pals", Aqua said, "Since without them, I can't convice them to vote off some threats to my plan. I need to own their trust again, by performing my full skill to them. can't be that hard".
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"hey aqua, why did you bring us here again?" Brendan asked, with aqua grinning herself.
"Well little boy, you see" she explain "to prove my skill will be useful to your guys. i decided to play some demonstration".
"but you already proven tha-", Priestess was cut off by Aqua,
"nananananananananananah, nah. those are just my lesser power that I have to use", Aqua state, "this time, it my real power".
"it water, isn't it?" Brendan guess.
"Yes".
"of coarse".
"now then, watch me", Aqua begins, "water! come to meet my gace!"
a huge ligthing struck the pool from above the clouds, making the air much more higher rate than ever. Then, the pool begins to shake, with the water rising up, creating a magnificent, huge wave that cause Brendan and Priestess to look at it in awe.
But before she can finish her trick, a loud speaker can be heard, "EVERYONE! AT THE CAFETERIA! RIGHT NOW! BECAUSE IT TIME FOR ANOTHER SUPRISE ACTIVITY!"
This cause the huge wave to collaspe on Samey, interrupting her relaxation, "Oh come on!"
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"Damn it, that Chris!" Aqua shouted, "I was almost going to earn their trust again!".
At the cafeteria.
Each team are sitting seperateky from each other, with Starscream taking the opportunity to speak with his teamate, "So team, guess we are now at a turning point, everyone. You all know what that means?"
"Better food?" Beastman guess.
"oh, I hope it a better food", Lindsay pray, "I was kinda getting a bit bored with the everyday meal serve by Copperhead. Maybe we can eat some victory cake or a grill cheese, chili dog, right Armin?"
"Uhh, Yeah, I agree with you", He replied, shyly.
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"Ever since he help me back there, we instantly became best friends", Lindsay said, "I mean, he soooo adorable. sure, he can act a bit shy, aggressive, and mostly scare, but he seem like a really good friend than tammy, or was it terry?"
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"Well...Yes, maybe. but we are standing at our new achievement here", Starscream said, "From here on out, we must continue on with our last victory by listening to my demands, Who with me?"
"Yeah, no", Eva disagree, "Even if you did help us, we aren't going to agree every cent from you".
"Oh yeah?" Starscream stare at her, both making threaten look at each other.
"Yeah", Eva glare at him, showing no fear in her.
"uhhhh, shouldn't we enjoy our food, first?" Lindsay said, breaking up their heated tension, "I'm kinda hungry".
"Yeah, me too", Armin agree, "Kinda think of it, where is our morning food?"
"Usually, Copperhead put food out before we even enter", Clemont mention.
While everyone still wait for Chris; Wendy, since she is consider a leader of her group, decided to chat with her allies, "So anyone knows what Chris is cooking up?"
"I hope it something epic like uhhhh...", Mikey try to think of a idea that sound cool to him.
"Surfing on ice, acid wave?" Wendy guess.
"Yeah, that what I was going to say".
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"As a leader, I have to know everyone like and dislike", Wendy confess, "That includes my bros, Ryuko, Mikey, Mako, and DJ".
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"Well, if that what Chris is thinking, then count me out", DJ said, having a chilling voice in him.
"Dude, You still afraid?" Wendy asked, "I thought you were going to man up a bit this season?"
"I know, but it so hard to do", DJ started to break down crying, after that last challenge traumatize him.
"There, there, Man", Wendy pat him on the back, trying to comfort him a bit, "It alright".
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"Sorry, I guess being back on the show wasn't going to be that easy", DJ said, "I know it only been five days, but Chris seem to keep being creeper and creeper every moment".
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"Hey, don't act too scare, Alright", Ryuko told DJ, "That what Chris wanted. He want us to act paranoid and fear just for the rating and his amusement. I know that Because the amount of camera that he set up".
"Wait, nobody notice those cameras?" Samey asked.
Everyone look around and see the amount of cameras spying on them.
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"Last challenge, we lost", Ryuko said, "but this time, we have to regain our position in the winning lead".
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"Ryuko right, we all have to stand up and face the challenge", Wendy said to her team, "that means, we cannot show any indication for fear. does anyone got that?"
"Yeah, totally", Samey agree.
"You right! let all of us beat this! for the Screaming Sponges!" Mako shouted.
Chris finally came to meet his contestants with a smile on his face, indicating their no chance of coming back, "Hello everyone, I hope anyone is exciting for the next challenge that I prepare for ya all".
"You totally think we are that excited for the next challenge, huh?" Eva asked.
"Not really, but this challenge is something. Anyone love cruise ships activitys?"
"ooooh, I love crusie ship activitys", Lindsay replied, "There is always something fun about them like limbo, poker slide game, and much more".
"Yeah, well it not exaclty like that", Chris continue, "because these cruise activity invovles something that I like to call, action lackey; in which, two partners from each team have to go through these activitys to gain a point. This range from sliding a bomb as poker, running around in a maze while two mysterious beings hunt you down, getting through a bunch of deadly limbo sticks such as my favorite, the burning, spiky, rod of death, and also, gliding down through dangerous obstacles such as jumping sharks, fire rings, and much more".
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"Man, those sound insane", Wendy remark, "With all the things that chris put us into, I'm suprise there was no lawsuit for this show".
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Copperhead bring out a box full of paper tag on a table with names of each contestants being team up with another person. He also bring out a box of handcuffs.
"Uhhh, what are those?" Ash asked.
"Oh these, you will soon found out. Now then, When I call your name", Chris told them, "You will be assign with an individual from my picking. After there is two pair of member from their team, their hands must be handcuff of all time".
"Wait, what?" Ryuko said.
"Let begin", Chris put his hand into the box and pull out a tag which reads, "DJ, Brendan, Lindsay, and Armin, you guys are going to do the swimming activity, where you two will have to swim from point A to point B at the interior swimming pool".
"hooray, I'm pairing up with my new BFF", Lindsay began to hug Armin, who felt really uncomfortable.
"Phew, that seem easy enough", DJ was relieve, but it short live by Chris adding, "However, you guys have to avoid a bunch of obstacles such as eels, jellyfish, and you guess it...dolphins".
"Oh, thank goodness".
"fire breathing dolphins".
This news cause DJ blood to turn cold and fainted afterwards, alongside Armin.
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"...fire breathing dolphins...FIRE BREATHING DOLPHINS?!" DJ shouted.
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Chris continue picking up the next tag, and it reads as follows, "Wendy, Tokoyami, Stocking, and Eva, you guys are going to do the zip gliding activity".
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"Awwwm man, really wish it was Mikey or DJ", Wendy was disappointed, "oh well, Tokoyami seem like a cool guy".
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"Interesting that I am up againi a demon", Tokoyami remark, "I can only think what a demon is capable up againist a quirk like me".
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"Ryuko, Peter, Ash, and Yuka, you guys will have to face the maze activity", Chris said.
"hmm, seem to me my partner is going to be a girl", Peter remark, looking at her, "interesting".
"Don't try it, pal", Ryuko told him.
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"A women needs a guy help, if she going through this", Peter confess, "That is why I am very good at my martial art skills, if any ladys are in danger".
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"I can already feel he is going to be annoying", Ryuko remark, after hearing that her partner is going to be a idiot like him.
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"Samey, Mikey, Satoshi, and Clemont, you guys are going to do the limbo activity", Chris said to them, "where you guys have to go through a bunch of mechanical, moving limbo obstacles".
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"I don't think me pairing up with a turtle seem like a good idea", Samey confess, "I mean, he a nice guy and all, but consider his size...Yeah, this isn't going to do so well".
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Chris continue pulling and reading the tag, "Priestess, Eddy, Beastman, and Dawn, you guys are going to anticipate in the race activity. All you have to do is use the turtles to win the race by any means of necessary".
"Hey, I found that really wrong, you know!" Mikey was offended to hear that.
"Relax, we took good care of them", Chris assure him, "We made sure, we gave them the proper care they need before the challenge started".
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"They better be", Mikey said, "because all the turtles are our bro, and we need to look after each other".
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"Wow, someone that actaully care for the well beings", Dawn remark.
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"Ugh, do I have to team up with him?" Dawn asked, which made Beastman annoyed, "gggggrrrr, I don't want to pair up someone who is a hippy and a weak, fool".
"How dare you!"
"Hey, it not my choice", Chris said, "It just randomly".
"Well, if you guys don't like it", Eddy said, turning his attention to Priestess, "suck to be you because for me, I looooove to pair up with this hot shot, right girly?"
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"I guess this could be a right time to know much about each of my teammates", Priestess confess, "even if it that someone is him".
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"Last and not least, Mako, Aqua, Starscream, and Rolf, you guys are going to do the poker activity", Chris said, Where each of you have to slide a mine bomb to the finish line".
"Wow, a poker game! that sound like fun!" Mako shouted, making Aqua pretty irritated that her partner is a loud mouth one.
"Ugh, I hate this", Aqua said to herself.
Chris said, "Welp, This wraps up everything, and we can begin the activity!".
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"Would have been better if I was pair up with Stocking, or Beastman, but no, it a farm boy, instead", Starscream complain.
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At the pool, located at the interior top level room which has a giant, glass dome shinning onto it. We see Lindsay, Armin, DJ ( still shaking ), and Brendan, all in their swimsuit ( except for Armin and Brendan, both just being shirtless and wearing shorts ).
their team watch by, while Chris gave a little instruction to the pair, who are handcuff by the hand to each other, "Okay, I know this may look dangerous, but if you guys can manage to reach the end point at first place, your team earn a point".
"Seem...seem, alright enough", DJ said, still shaking.
"But like I said, beware of those obstacles", Chris warn, "They could literally prevent any of you from reaching first place. Now, if one of your handcuffs got torn apart by accident or are remove by one of you, no point granted. So is everyone ready?"
"You know, it might not sound that dangerous if you think about it", Lindsay comment, making Armin blush because he is near a women that is almost naked by her bikini, "I mean, I use to be a scooter diver once, but I kinda quite because I may have disturb some cute, fish environment by taking too many photos".
Everyone get in their position to swim; except DJ, who kept waving his hand to signal no, but unfortunately, Chris doesn't listen and instead blow the whistle, "get going!"
While the Shrimp Raider take the lead, Brendan was stuck behind by DJ, who refuse to swim, "nope, I am not going in there. nu uh, no".
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"Sorry, I can't do it", DJ confess, "I just can't...".
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"Come on, DJ", Brendan said to him, who was crouching down and shaking, "We have to do this or else the other team win".
"Man, are you crazy?! there a fire breathing dolphine in there!" DJ replied, "I'm not going in there. I might hurt it or...or worst!"
"Wait, you're more concern for it well being than getting killed?"
"Of coarse!"
"Wow, look like you guys aren't doing fresh now, huh?" Chris comment.
Wendy facepalm by the sight of DJ weakness.
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"I have to found a way to convice DJ to go through this", Wendy said, "Otherwise, we are toast".
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Wendy ran to DJ aid, trying to help him get back up his feet, "Dude, snap out of it. You can cry all you want, but we need to win this, unless you want to make all your bunny friends unhappy".
This made DJ stop shaking, "Unhappy?"
Wendy nodded and DJ, not wanting his bunny friends to feel sad over his lost, got up and along with brendan, ran and dive straight into the pool with full determination to make his animal pals happy for him.
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"DJ is a soft guy, I know", Wendy remark, "But he just need some motivation. That is why I'm there to help".
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Lindsay and Armin stop in front of a wall of eels, filled with the rim of electricity, and slithering features. Both of them were a bit cautious on this one, but they still continue on moving into the swarms of eels, shocking them repeatly and painfully a ton of time.
DJ and Brendan were next to go through the eel section; and although DJ was very scare of this, Brendan force the both of them to enter through the eel section, even if it painful to get shock a lot.
They both made it, having some severe burn stains and several bumps on them. They make it to the jellyfish section, which both of them passed through. With a lot of pain and severe trauma from the head and body, they made it to the finale section. The fire breathing dolphins.
At first, Lindsay thought they were harmless since dolphins can act nice around human. Unfortunately for her and them, one of the dolphins begin to shoot fire from it mouth and aim it at Lindsay and Armin, which luckily for them, they dodge.
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"Yeah, I may have forgot to mention", Chris confess, "I didn't feed them at all, like the turtles".
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Lindsay and Armin try to swim away from them; While Brendan try to move pass them, DJ was still afraid of them, even if they attack him or he attack back, his fear of animals kept bothering him. Brendan acknowldge his fear and try to pulled DJ with him, wether he not afraid or not.
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"I can't snap DJ out of it. We were in the middle of a challenge", Brendan, "I have to continue on with the challenge, even if he still unable to move".
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Brendan kept on swimming to the near end, pulling DJ along. The other team, however, kept swimming away from the fire breathing dolphin in the wrong direction, back to the jellyfish and the eels.
Brendan was almost at reach until another fire breathing dolphin cut in and prevent them to move pass it. The dolphin charge right at them and before it can spit fire, DJ quickly try to defend himself by kicking up it chin which knock out the dolphin. DJ doesn't seem to notice sinc he was too afraid to know his action.
Brendan and DJ manage to get out of the water and reach place B.
"Great job, you two! you guys earn a point, Screaming Sponge!" Chris told them with copperhead unlocking their hand cuffs.
"Wow, we won! DJ, we-" Brendan turn to face DJ, who was crouching down and facing down at the pool, "Uhhh, DJ?"
"Oh my god! I'm so sorry to you guys! I didn't mean it!" DJ cried, after realizing what he did.
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"I feel really bad for him", Dawn said, "He was just defending himself, that all. I don't know why DJ have to act so harsh on them".
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"That fool did the right thing", Beastman comment, "He manage to beat a dangerous beast with one kick, which amuse me".
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Lindsay and Armin manage to reach their point, coming out of the pool with confusion and exhausted.
"Did we win?" Lindsay asked.
"uhhhh...no", Chris responded.
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"Well, at least it was fun swimming along with my new best pal", Lindsay said, "Though it still hurts".
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"I am not swimming again, after what Chris put us through", Armin confess.
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Chris and the other next pair are on a tower with a zip liner going through from the front ship to the middle area, where the sliding pool is at.
"Okay, for you two", Chris explain, "All you have to do is zip line over newr that pool and your team will gain a point, but be careful not to fall down because we have some amazing obstacles for you guys. Repeating like I said last time, you guys are going to face jumping sharks, fire rings, cannon fire, and a volcano that will freeze anyone. Make sure to dodge all of them".
"Okay, we got to stick together, no matter what", Wendy told Tokoyami, "Just because you fall, I am not going to let you go. got it?"
"Do I look like I could literally falls just from those obstacle alone?" Tokoyami asked.
"mmmmm, guess not", Wendy replied, knowing that her partner is not the type to fail.
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"Seem to me and Tokoyami are going to ace this challenge!" Wendy comment, "He doesn't even show any fear at all".
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"I don't want to kept my hopes up, yet", Tokoyami said, "The other team are still equality stronger than us, including Stocking. Who I feel is much harder to lose because of her demon abilities".
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"You going down, losers!" Eva told them. Wendy want to insult her back, but Tokoyami signal her to not do it yet, since they have a challenge to do.
"is everyone ready?" Chris asked, holding up a flare gun.
"hold up, dude", Wendy said, "I think my strap isn't properly secure yet".
Chris ignore her warning and shoot the flare, "Go!"
Both team glide down to face the ultimate obstacle infront of them. The first one was the jumping sharks from a tank below. Wendy and Tokoyami quickly dodge their attack by moving away from each other to prevent the sharks to chop on both of them. Stocking and Eva were next by kicking the shark throats, allowing them to pass through it.
The second one seem to be the most easiness, with Tokoyami using his qurik to move the flames away from them to get through them. Stocking and Eva try to figure a way to go pass this.
"Use your demon power to get rid of those flames", Eva told her.
"I can't, idiot", Stocking respond.
"why not?!"
"Because I don't do those kind of things, moron".
unfortunately, they got burn through it, without any way to avoid it.
The third one was hard because of the turrents kept shooting at them in different direction. Wendy and Tokoyami manage to dodge them, while Eva and Stocking kept on going, even with Eva getting hit several time.
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"Why did I get hit a ton of time, while that demon girl got any bruises on her?" Eva argue.
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The last one was a man made volcano that is ready to froze anyone that comes near it.
"Let me guess, quirk?" Wendy obviously guess.
"Quirk", Tokoyami replied, getting his shadow pal to help them by swarming around them, preventing the frozen particles to hit them.
They manage to get passed through without any trouble; For Eva and Stocking, they desperately try, again, to figure a way out of this.
"Quick! use your gun or whatever to solve this!" Eva told her.
"And do what?! shoot it?!" Stocking responded, both being frozen into ice cube from the volcano and continue on gliding.
Wendy and Tokoyami jump off the zip glider and landed near the pool, infront of Chris, who was impressed, "Grea job, you two. Your team earns a point".
Wendy celebrate their victory, while Tokoyami gave a thumb up to her, including his quirk pal. The second partners arrive at final, being drop off in the pool, still floating and still stuck in thin ice.
"oooh, another lost from you guys", Chris said to them.
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"What the hell did she expect me to do?!" Stocking argue, "Just because I'm a demon, doesn't mean I can control flames or control water! that Aqua thing!"
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"Great, we lost again!" Eva said, "No thanks to that demon brat".
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"Me and Tokoyami are a great team", Wendy remark, "I'm curious of his quirk. Wish he could tell me more".
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"I have a pleasant teamwork with Wendy", Tokoyami said, "She may act a bit more harsher, but I can sense some great potential from her leadership role".
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Chris and the others are now at the passage which leads to the maze. They were at the dock, at left top corner of the front ship. The stairs seem to lead a much more bigger entrance than ever. Most of the teams were still unsure how many levels are in this ship and how huge the ship is.
"For this activity", Chris explain to the two partners, "You guys have to get a Chris Tolkien in this maze. Whoever got it first and manage to get back here in time, their team earns a point. However, be careful not to get lost in this maze because I hire some two lackys to help your search go more quicker. just don't encounter them because they are going get you, real badly".
"Sound scary", Yuka remark.
"Well, whoever is going to get us", Ash was determine, "me and pikachu are going to get that tolkien and return back here!"
"pika!"
"oh, jeez", Ryuko face palm herself from that embarrassing determination.
"Hmm, doesn't seem that bad", Peter comment.
"heheh, trust me, it is", Chris said, "Now move it! You have 30 minutes!"
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"Me and Pikiachu aren't sure, what we're up againist", Ash said, "But I'm totally sure, we going to win this!"
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"I don't want to sound rude or anything", Ryuko confess, "But that kid is extremely obnoxious".
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Peter and Ryuko ran to different direction in the maze. They go left and right, seeing if it leads to anywhere. Ash and Yuka also ran through different directions to try avoiding them, if they try following their path.
"Damn it, Chris could have at least gave us a map for this", Ryuko said.
"Don't worry about it", Peter assure, "it a maze. We don't need maps. we can use our instincts to tell us where to go".
"How do you know that?"
"Well, in my prime days, I use my instinct to tell me where to go".
"So does that explain your many car wreckage?" Ryuko asked.
"not precisely, my dear".
Just then, they can see someone over to the distance. It was a man, huge one perhaps.
"Hey, Look", Peter notice, "A stranger is lost in this maze like us".
"didn't Chris say, we should avoid anyone that is in this maze beside us?" Ryuko asked, "Because I think he meant that".
"You probably right. But Maybe we should asked him for direction".
"What?! are you insane?!" Ryuko was baffle by Peter idiotic suggestion, "I said, we should avoid anyone that try to prevent us from winning, including him!"
"Well, maybe he harmless", Peter said, "Some of these guest may not be harmful to us".
"Ugh, wish I was pair up with Wendy or Mako than you", Ryuko mutter, facepalm herself out of disappointment and embarrassment.
"excuse me, sir?" Peter asked the stranger, "Do you know the way to found the Chris tolkien?"
The figure doesn't move. It instead gave a smile, showing his steel teeth to them. He was huge and menacing, which didn't unnerve Peter at all, "Well, if you not going to answer it. Then I guess we make our way then, alone".
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"He's a fine guy and all", Ryuko said, "But he just irritate me to the core, just how idiotic he is. I mean, I'm cool with idiots, but him, he extremely a moron".
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While Peter and Ryuko continue their path, the strange figure continue to follow them.
somewhere in the maze, Ash and Yuka seem to be lost, right now.
"uhhh, Ash, you are certain, we are going to the right way?" Yuka asked.
"I'm not quite certain, yet", Ash was sweating a bit, while Pikachu gavr a sigh, "Pika, Pika".
Just then, they heard a sound coming behind them. A laser came right at them, and they quickly dodge it by ducking. After the laser went passed through them, a man appear with a gun, yelling, "Ha! Safari Joe! Does it again!"
Both of them, confuse by that man appearance, ran for their life.
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"was that a hunter?!" Ash asked.
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While Ash and Yuka kept on running away from a guy the name Safari Joe, Chris and the other teams watch their action from a security tv cam.
"So Chris, what kind of strangers did you hire?" Samey asked.
"Why I hire the most dangeruos and skill guy to hun them down", Chris replied, "This includes Jaws from James Bond, and Safari Joe from Thundercats".
"Are they harmless?" Priestess asked.
"Of coarse they harmless. Don't worry, they'll be fine", Chris assure, "I think".
meanwhile, back where Peter and Ryuko are walking, jaws begin to move a little faster; catching up and holding outmboth of his hands like claws, they move their pace much more quicker, trying to avoid this man. At that point, they began to run away from it.
They ran in different direction to try avoid that man and try to found the Chris Tolkien; Hiding behind a wall, peter look back and see the mysterious man is gone, relieving himself, "Phew, I think we lost him".
"Yeah, you think?"
"Well, as long we try to avoid him, we can successfully grab the tolkien and return back for victory", Peter said.
"Wow, sound like exactly what Chris explain to us, idiot", Ryuko told him, sarcastically.
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"My expertise of running around in mazes would allow me and the girl to gain the tolkien much quicker", Peter said, professionally.
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"Now come along, my dear", Peter told her, "We have a challenge to do".
"Don't call me, dear. ever again".
Right before Peter can resume walking, he was stop by the figure itself, who manage to catch up to them. They back away, Jaws showing off his steel teeth.
Before Ryuko can try any defense, Peter said, "Stand back, madam. I will save us from this monster".
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"...If we lose again I will gladly vote him off", Ryuko confess.
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"Take this, you fiend!" Peter land a punch at his chest, but instead of giving jaws some pain, the pain itself relfected back from Peter hand, feeling the crush nuckles on him, "ow! my fist!"
The jaws guy only chuckle a bit and proceed to move toward them.
"You should probably leave this to me, tough guy", Ryuko told him.
"Don't worry", Peter assure, "I can do this. I know the arts of kung fu".
Peter begins to move his fist and legs around to try giving him a position of a martial artist. instead, he only make a fool of himself, by accidentally slip and landed on the hard floor, knocking him out completely.
Jaws look at her in confusion, with her only replied being, "What? He's not my boyfriend".
Back to Ash and Yuka, they are still running away from Safari Joe, who kept hunting them.
"Come back here, you rats!" Safari Joe yelled, "There still more time left for me to finish you both!"
"Don't you have any other little creature to defend us?!" Yuka asked.
"All I have is Pikachu!" Ash said, "My other pokemon are with professor Oak".
"What?! then why didn't you bring any of them with you?!"
"uhhh...I don't know".
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"There was always new Pokemon in different location", Ash confess, "Plus, I don't have much room to carry them all in my pokeball. It was either them or Pikachu".
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Ryuko was hiding behind a wall, managing to escape jaws and carry unconscious Peter with her.
"Crap, what should I do?", Ryuko wonder, "I have to found the Tolkien without that guy trying to chase me. I could attack him, getting him out of my way to get the tolkien. But how am I supposed to do that if..."
"Try using me, Ryuko".
"Huh?" Ryuko look down on her shirt and see a suprise face on her, "What?! Senketsu! y-you awake?!"
"Of coarse, I'm awake, duh".
"But why haven't you been awake from the beginning?! Did you literally slept through five days just to wake up now?!"
"I'm a hard sleeper, alright", He defend, "You didn't even wake me up. beside, where are we, anyway?"
"We're in a maze", Ryuko apologize, "Me and Mako sign up in this show to compete for a billion bucks or whatever. While you were napping, I have to endure many sick games done by a lunatic which include this one. Now I'm trying to escape from a monster while dragging a moron around".
Ryuko pointed at Peter, with Senketsu responded, "Oh wow, that chin".
"anyways, any ideas how to beat that guy?"
"What guy?"
"The guy who was chasing us", Ryuko said, "He has steel teeth and looks very menacing looking. He's responsible for knocking out my friend".
"hmmm..." Senkestu kept thinking, "Well, is the guy naked?"
"What?! no! that sick!"
"Okay, just asking", He continue, "If the guy isn't naked. Then I presume you should unlock me, now".
"Are you sure?" Ryuko asked, "because I'm only here to get a tolkien and get out of here. Plus, I'm handcuff with this idiot. if he wake up, he'll see me naked".
"good point".
Meanwhile, back to the security room.
"I hope Ryuko is alright", Priestess said, worrying for their lives, "and Peter, too".
"oh, Jeez, I hope Ryuko and Peter are alright. I hope no big or strong guy beat their beautiful face", Eddy mock, "See that you. that you everytime there a challenge going on".
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"On second thought, maybe pairing up with her was a bad idea", Eddy confess.
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Back to Ash and Yuka.
"I think we may have lost him", Yuka said.
"Yeah, I think you right", Ash then notice a weird, looking wooden figure on a floor. He grab it and observe it, "What is this?"
"Pika, Pika?"
"It probably the Tolkien that Chris want us to found".
"Wait, really?!" Ash asked, confuse. Sunddenly, Safari joe manage to found them, "Ha! Safari Joe has finally found you!"
"Quick Pikachu! use thunderbolt!" Ash told Pikachu, who uses the thunderbolt trick to zap Safari Joe. Unfortunatly, it didn't nothing because Safari Joe manage to shoot a force shield around him, "Wha-what the?!"
"Ha! Safari Joe! Does it again!" Safari Joe yelled, "I know every weakness, including your Pokemon, boy".
Before Ash and Yuka can try out run him, they trip over a line, triggering a trap that caught both of them in a bag, with Safari Joe doing his amazing quotes of all time, "Ha! Safari Joe! Does it again!"
The capture was seen through the security tv which gave the Shrimp Raider a disappointing look, except Satoshi who was the most worry and concern for his sister.
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"why didn't that fool bring any of his little creatures with him?!" Starscream shouted, "Or whatever they call!"
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"Look like your team has lost", Chris said to the Shrimp Raiders, "Again".
"But they got the tolkien! that count for something!" Eva pointed out.
"True, but I did state they have to return back here without getting capture", Chris replied, "Otherwise, they don't earn a point".
"so wait, does that mean our team won?" Samey asked.
"Techincally, not", Chris replied, "They still have to get the Chris Tolkien and return back here".
Back at Ryuko.
Ryuko was peaking out from a wall, looking around to see if the coast are clear, "Okay, I think he not around".
"So Ryuko, how much did I missed?" Her clothing asked.
"Not much".
"Wait, not much?"
"Yeah, except for a few challenges and people that you missed out", Ryuko said.
"Ugh, what kind of people did you meet?"
"oh, just some chill people and a couple of other weirdos", Ryuko mention.
"What do you mean, weirdos?"
"You know, a Robot, a demon, a drunk goddess, and a scam artist".
"Sound like a bunch of people you would be piss off", he comment.
"Trust me, when we get out of this, you see how insane they are", Ryuko notice something on the floor that she step on. It was the Chris Tolkien, "Yes! Finally, we found it".
"Found what?" Senketsu asked.
"The Tolkien, remember?"
"oh right. looks hideous", Before they could try getting back to where they started, Jaws appear, and it startle her and Senketsu. They back away, trying to figure out how to avoid him. Then Ryuko has a bright idea. She pulled out her sword and aim it at Jaws, who begins to run straight at her. Instead of position herself to fight, she point her sword up the ceiling, which has pipes that could cause steam to come out by a simple scratch. When Jaws manage to get closer, She swing her sword to the pipes, striking it and creating a gap that cause a huge steam to pop out and spread it onto Jaws eyes, unable to see. Taking this chance, Ryuko ran toward him and without notice, she kick him up his chin, causing him to fall down out cold.
The Screaming Sponge saw everything and were immensity happy for Ryuko success of getting the tolkien. Chris himself was impressed, and when Ryuko came back with the tolkien, Chris congrats her, "Great job for the both of you. Ryuko, since you have the tolkien, that grants you of invincibility elimination, which means, you can't be vote off".
"Yes! you hear that, Senketsu?" Ryuko asked.
"Yeah, I heard it", He then look at her teams, "So I'm guessing those are your teams, right?"
"Yep".
"Wow, Ryuko! you did it!" Mako hug her.
"way to go, my gal", Wendy said.
"thank guys", Ryuko then remember something, "Hey, I want to introduce you guys to my friend here".
"hi, I'm...Senkestu", It greets which surpises her teammate, except for Mako.
"Whoa! Your cloth is alive!" Wendy comment, "Guess we have another talking guy with us, right Tokoyami?"
Tokoyami nodded, and Ryuko started to apologize, "Yeah, sorry I haven't introduce him earlier".
"Maybe if you have woke me up, everyone would have gotten use to me right now", Senkestu said.
"So wait, can he actaully eat?" Mikey asked, but before Ryuko could answer, Chris break up their conversation, "uhhh, we can talk later because now, it limbo time!"
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"So what do you think of my team?" Ryuko asked her shirt, who responded, "Ehh, they aren't that special. I think the green guy annoyed me the most. beside that, I'm having a feeling you are very close to the red head girl".
"What do you mean?"
"You know what I'm talking about", Senkestu, "You were blushing when she compliment you. I saw that".
"What?! I did not blush! I just got sweat from carrying Peter, idiot!"
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"Hey chris, how about you unlock me from him", Ryuko said, still handcuff to peter.
"Oh right, forgot about that", Chris pulled out the key and unlock both of them, which cause Peter to fall on his head and woke up, confuse, "Did I miss something? did we won?"
The Limbo activity was located on the left, side dock at the back of the ship. The obstacles are set up in each order, going from the back of the ship to the front. Everyone was at the back, with Mikey, Samey, Clemont, and Satoshi standing on the start line.
"You see these obstacles", Chris start explaining, "You two will have to go through every one of them, if you can get to the finish line. Make sure to not stand up because even if it a back pain, it far less worst than getting hit on by a limbo stick".
All of the limbo sticks are mechanical, meaning they can rotate, stopping at the person chest point.
"Like I said earlier, there also many varient of these limbo stick", Chris continue, "Such as the flaming, stick of death, the sting limbo which can sting anyone to make them limp, the sticky limbo which I warn anyone to avoid being stick from it substance, the zapping stick, and finally, there is the cat stick which consist cats trying to scratch you with it claw. just make sure to try not being claw at by viscous felines, heheheh".
"uhhh, Chris, Why do I feel the cats are becoming more vicious?" Dawn asked, very suspicious.
"oh, it probably nothing", Chris shrugged off.
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"With the sound of their cries, I felt like Chris did something to anger them", Dawn said, "Was it their nature or was it Chris horrible care...Yep, probably Chris".
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"You ready?" Mikey asked Samey.
"umm, Yeah, of coarse" Dawn replied, still a bit shy and nervous, but Wendy notice her shaking mood and try to help her by advice, "Hey, don't worry about those obstacles. Try thinking they aren't there, like imaginary lava or something".
"oh, thanks for that advice", Samey said, feeling a bit confident for herself.
"You better have some kind of device on you that could help us", Starscream said to Clemont.
"Don't worry, I am equip with many tools and gadgets for this", Clemont replied, confidently, "Behold, my latest invention!"
Clemont reveal a belt that has a disc in the center, with two buttons on it. Both Clemont and Satoshi wear it.
"So uhh...what is this?" Satoshi asked.
"Why you ask", Clemont explain, "This is the force belt. it will create a magnetic force shield, allowing us to be protecting from anything".
"You sure this will work?" Lindsay asked.
"It will work. it always work", Clemont said, worrying Starscream a bit.
"Okay everyone, get ready annnnnnnd...go!" Chris use a flare gun to begin the race. since both side have their own obstacle coarse, each member have to move fast before each of them try getting to the finish line first. Mikey and Samey manage to get through the first limbo stick, which allow them to gain the lead. Clemont begins to activate the device, and both begin to get through the first one without any scratches. Next up was a doozy one at best. This one include a needles tape on a limbo stick, which make it worst because it was much closer to their body. Samey try to get this over with, remembering Wendy advice to pretend their not there. Although she manage to pass it through; unfortunately, Mikey was sting my the needle, causing him to act limbless and pretty dull. This made her unable to move forward with Mikey on the floor, unable to move.
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"I knew this was going to be hard", Samey said, "How am I going to make it, with a giant, mutant turtle that is dragging me?"
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Clemont and Satoshi manage to get pass the needle much faster, gaining the lead. However, the belt that they are wearing suddenly was becoming malfunctions, unotice by both of them. At the sticky limbo part, Samey drag Mikey along to the next part, where she has to endure a bunch of sticky substence pouring on her, making the hair and body harder to move. Clemont and Satoshi did manage to get pass through, but Satoshi notice something wrong with their belt, which seem to start buzzing, constantly, "Clemont, there something wrong with this".
"huh?" Clemont look down and see his belt isn't doing so well.
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"Okay, I know I should have put more effort to create this", Clemont confess, "But there was no spare parts around here that could give me time to create these. I only manage to bring a few things because Bonnie really think bringing more would literally burden me to death".
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Before Clemont can react, they were at the final limbo challenge, where they have to get through a wires of shocking electricity. not to mention, after that, cats. lots and lots of cats. Ignoring their device problem, they go through it with their belt exploded by impact of the electricity. not only that, but they were next to endure a scratch from every cats.
Although Samey manage to reach the finish line, Satoshi and Clemont got there first, both with scratches and smoke stain.
"The Shrimp Raider are the winner in this challenge!" Chris announce, Clemont and Satoshi falling down from exhaustion.
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"Dang it! Should have pair up with a different person!" Samey exclaim.
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"We need a medic here!", Chris called out, with Copperhead coming toward Mikey aid. After Samey was free from the handcuff, she apologize to her team, "Sorry guys. Guess I could have move faster".
"Don't be sorry, at least you try", Wendy assure her, making Samey feel better a bit.
"Yeah, none of us could have gone through that", Mako added, "Even Tokoyami".
"Say what?"
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"I don't believe giving my team a hard time, a lot", Wendy said, "They all seem like very competent enough to deal with this...well, some of them".
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On the other side of the right dock, a race track was set up by a white line seperating from both team. Place at the front, two turtles stand. One was for the Screaming Sponge, and the other was for the Shrimp Raider. Chris came by and explain, "In this turtle race challenge, each of you two have to found some ways to make your pet go faster. Either by magic or talking, you have to make sure they made it to the finish line. First one there, wins".
"That sound impossible", Eddy comment, "Even with my early schemes, some of them make sense".
"Like I said, you can use any magic or whatever", Chris state, "Now then, with all that out of the way. let the race begin!"
"Wait, I am a bit concern for thei-" Before Dawn can finish, a whistle was blown, started the race to begin. The turtles were moving, obviously, slower. However, it seem like the Screaming Sponge turtle is taking the lead.
"Come on, you little guy! you can do this!" Eddy shouted, "I'm betting on you!"
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"I could totally take notes from this, whenever my scheme includes a animal race", Eddy said.
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From the other team, desperate, Dawn decide to let her turn to talk with the turtle, "Take your time, my friend. You almost close ahead from the other team".
Beastman growl and told the turtle in a more harsher manner, "Get going, you fool! if you don't win, I'll turn you into turtle soup!"
"Just ignore my friend, he-"
"go! you lazy bump!"
"Can you please-"
"go now! I command you!"
"Would you stop that!" Dawn yelled at him, "He is only slow because of his hunger and tiresome! don't you have any care?!"
"oh, I do have care", Beastman responded, "for myself, blonde freak!"
While they argue, Eddy can see the other team turtle was ahead of them, "oh no, they way ahead of us! Quick! do you have any potion that could help us?"
"Well..." Priestess check in her bag and grab out a bottle with some weird language on it, "I do have this super speed potion, but it can only be use in a more medical situation".
"Who cares, give it to me!" Eddy snatch it and pour a little drop of it on their turtle. Once it touches the shell, the turtle begins to act crazy, and it begins to move faster like sonic the hedgehog, which stop Dawn and Beastman argument.
"Yes! We totally going to win!" Eddy shouted, shocking the other team.
"oh no, come on, little guy", Dawn beg, "you need to make it to the finish line or-"
"Go or that shells of yours will be mine!" Beastman threaten, which cause the turtle to move a much faster pace because of his words.
Right before the Screaming Sponge turtle can reach the finish line, it stop and collaspe on the floor, meaning the potion wore off.
"what the! no! this is not happening!" Eddy ran in desperate, "Come on! get up! We need to win this!"
"Eddy, maybe you should lower your voice down", Priestess said, "I don't think yelling it going to-"
"The Shrimp Raider has win another challenge!" Chris annouce, with the other team turtle managing to make it, "with one more activity left, one will have to be send home by the boat of shame!"
Eddy jaw drop and start crying on the ground, "waaaaaaahhhhhhh! How did that happen!"
"Well, I may have forgot to mention, it only has a minimum time affect", Priestess said.
The Shrimp Raider team started to praise Beastman work, while Dawn was both shock and disappoint by the result. Her kind nature did nothing to help the turtle reach the finish line; because of this, She felt ashame of herself, questioning about her ability and talent.
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"I can't believe it", Dawn said, "After all my kind work to help my team and help the animals, Beastman words were more affective than mines. This is...this is...I need some alone time".
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Somewhere before the final activity begins, Aqua met up with Starscream, somwhere at the back of the ship; where no one will notice there suspicious activity.
"So then, I guess now we are close for either of us to win, Then", Starscream remark.
"Yeah, guess so", Aqua said, "What now then?"
"Now it the time for my turn to lose", Starscream replied, "You will create a leak somewhere that I could fall on. nobody is going to notice it".
"sound like a good plan", Aqua agree, "But who you going to vote off?"
"hmmm...still thinking about it".
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"Alright, knowing that some of my lackey are still useful for something", Starscream said, "I could either vote off useless one or the one who manage to cause our failure. Beastman, Clemont, Dawn, Maybe Satoshi and Yuka can stay. but for Stocking, Lindsay, Armin, Ash, and Eva, I'm still considering".
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The last activity was located at the same place for the limbo one. only this time, two mine bomb are place at the start line, with Mako, Aqua, Starscream, and Rolf holding poker stick to try sliding it through the number section, place on the deck.
"Okay, here is the final activity of the day", Chris explain, "In this extreme activity, you guys will have to try sliding the mine bomb to each section. After that is done, get to the finish line and one of you will gain victory with a special prize. make sure to get every point and make sure do not let your mine bomb go off".
"Rolf have never play this wacky doodle before", Rolf comment, "However, it does sound very exciting for a sheep".
"That pleasant to hear from you", Chris said.
Wendy came toward Mako and Aqua with some advice, "Okay, Mako and Aqua . I want you both to pretend there no bomb and you're just playing a normal poker game, okay?"
Mako nodded, "Okay, thanks for the advice".
"Yeah, really needed something to keep ourselves calm for a bit", Aqua added.
"Well, just make sure we win", Wendy said, "You got this".
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"Ryuko friend seem like a very cool gal, to be with", Mako confess, "I think her leadership role is doing great for us, even if we don't win".
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"Get set annnnnd go!" Chris annouce, causing both pair to move swift and fast to get each of the section number. Starscream and Rolf manage to pass through three section, while Aqua and Mako pass only two, struggling and still cautious for the bomb to explode. Aqua knew to take the opportunity, so she use a splash of water, without anyone notice, to cause Starscream to slip and fall onto the bomb, "Whoa! Wha-what the!"
Starscream, unable to control his balance, fell onto the bomb, causing both of them to explode out of mid air and back onto the ship with burns.
"Whoa! that gotta hurt!" Chris comment, who was at the finish line, waiting for the other team arrival.
"Yes!" Aqua mutter to herself. After managing to pass more and more section, They finally made it to the finish line with the bomb mine.
"Congratulation! The Screaming Sponges has won the final activity!" Chris annouce, with Mako hugging Aqua, cheering after their success with the other team joining in their celebration, "Which means, your team will enjoy the luxury movie theater at the second level of the ship! complete with services for refill and dinner delivery".
"Yeah, movie night, baby!" Aqua shouted.
"I hope there be pop corn or cotton candy!" Mako said.
"no! I am sooooo sorry!" Starscream pretend crying, "It was by accident!"
Chris walk toward the Shrimp Raider, "Jeeze, another lost, back at it again. Time for the elimination night".
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"Oh, I know who I am voting off", Eva said.
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"Come on! They have candy and sweets, while we have a chair?!" Stocking said, "This is so unfair!"
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"Heheheh, Another score for her and another one for next time", Starscream said.
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At the elimination night, everyone was sitting at the same table in the dinning theater room with Chris on stage, "Tsh, Tsh, this is literally the fourth time to be here. Like last time, there is only 11 cocktail, which means one of whom will never come back, ever. So when I call your name, get your shrimp cocktail".
"Starscream".
"Eva".
"Armin".
"Dawn".
"Beastman".
"Satoshi",
"Yuka".
"Rolf".
"Clemont".
"and Stocking", This leaves Lindsay and Ash the only two left, waiting for their name to be call out, "Lindsay and Ash, there is only one cocktail left. one of you will sleep the next night and one of you will never touch this floor again. Lindsay, you could have just gone straight through the Dolphins, but you didn't. Ash, considering you suppose to be a pokemon master, I'm surprise you didn't bring any pokemon with you to help your team in certain challenge. but with all that out of the way, the final cocktail goes to..."
Both of them sweat, nervously waiting one of their name to be called out. After a while of dramatic waiting, Chris finally said, "Lindsay".
"Yeah!" Lindsay ran on stage and got her cocktail. This bring shock to Ash and Pikachu, not to mention the rest of the team, including Chris and Clemont.
"Okay, that was shocking", Chris comment, "I did not expect that. I expect her to be vote off, but no, it the kid. I'm really amaze here, and I knew the elimination votes".
"You got to be kidding me", Clemont said, "Ash manage to found the tolkien! He should have not been voted off!"
"Yeah, I did found it", Ash agree, with Pikachu added, "Pika pika!"
"True, but like I said, since he didn't came back", Chris state, "He cannot use the tolkien as a way out. So that means, he has to go".
"But...But..." Ash was unable to say anything. He was expecting to go more adventure with Clemont, but now, it his turn to be rid out from the show.
At the dock, Ash and Pikachu were now on the boat of losers, ready to drop down into the portal.
"Ash, I am really sorry you have to go", Clemont apologize, feeling guilty about the situation, "I didn't even vote you off, I swear".
"It okay, Clemont", Ash assure, "At least I manage to meet my best buddy again".
"Really?"
"Of coarse", Ash responded, "I don't even care for the money. I care to hang out with my old buddy".
"Pika, Pika!"
"Wow, that actually really nice of-" Before Clemont can finish his line, Chris cut in, "Okay, sad time over. Bye, bye!"
Copperhead pulled down the lever, causing the boat to drop down into the portal.
"I'm gonna miss him", Clemont said.
"You know, we barely see you two interact, right?", Satoshi comment.
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"Ash seem the likely choice", Starscream said, "We cannot risk someone who too dumb to even bring any useful things with him".
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at the movie theater.
Everyone was seated and enjoying their free snacks, while watching one of Chris older films.
"maybe it was a bad idea to see this", Samey said.
"Nah, at least it worth something", Eddy start licking the jawbreaker, "We got free snacks!".
"yeeeeaaa..." Mikey shout, still having a numb mind, while eating his pizza.
"Let's all cheer for Wendy!" Mako said, "Without her, we wouldn't be here, right now",
"Thanks guys, but let save our celebration next time", Wendy told them, "I feel like I need some relaxation".
"So Ryuko, your shirt talking guy", Samey asked, "How is it alive?"
"It a long story, kid", Senkestu said, "But if you want to know. I may have acted a little bit per-"
Before he could finsih, he was punch in the eye by Ryuko, "ow! what is that for?! I was just trying to explain the reason here".
"could have to skim over that part".
While everyone continue on watching the film, Aqua came toward brendan and Priestess, "Hey my best pals".
"Hi", Brendan greet, "What up?"
"Oh, i'm here to apologize for me acting super weird", Aqua confess, sarcastically, "I was just wanna to make friend because my friends at home are really jerk to me. Can you guys forgive me? please?"
"Well..." Brendan look at Priestess, both trying to figre out if she worthy to be accepted in. After a time of thinking, Brendan look back at her and replied, "Alright then, but you better not act super weird".
"Oh thanks you sooooo much", Aqua hug Brendan, tightly. Without them noticing, Chris pop out the seat to annouce the final conclusion, "With another team member already gone. Who will be the next to be drop down into the abyss! Found out next time on Total Drama Cruise!"
Okay, this chapter is pretty similar to memeking style of writing, but I am wanna to get this over with, sooooo...Yeah. anyways, seem like Dawn and Beastman are going to be good riverly, Wendy is becoming a good leadership so far, Starscream and Aqua are still doing their deceive ful plan, and will Mako tries desperately to hook up with two friends. Found out on the next episode.
also, last time, The suggestion didn't make sense and frankly, I do kinda understand that. so to apologize for acting a bit...too strict, I will allow all anyone to suggest not only challenges, but characters from Cartoon and anime ONLY! so yeah, I change my mind, AGAIN! I also set up a schedule for the next chapter. I am releasing four at a time because it more quicker to think of an idea. but anyways, here are some characters coming soon onto the show.
? ( Old total drama character ).
Alastor ( Hazbin Hotel ).
Sanji ( One Piece ).
now i am not going to accept all of them to participate in the challenge. some will be mostly interns and guest appearence. However, I will accept some for the next season. so yeah, put in any characters from cartoon and anime only through pm or review. see ya on the next chapter.
