"Last time on Total Drama Cruise", Chirs repeat, "Each team memebers has their personal valuable being stolen by a mysterious guests. All of the team have to found the ghost and their material, if they manage to survive from all of my traps. Not all of them made it through; with DJ being the scary cat as he is, was the one to be book out from the team. with a new intern tagging along, who will be the next to be vote off? found out now on Total Drama Cruise!"
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in a beautiful and sunny day, everyone was on deck, enjoying themselves. some were half awake because of the challenge last night and others ( like the Shrimp Raiders ) are fully pro active. Eddy was enjoying himself drinking some soda pop, Brendan continue drawing, and Starscream was repainting his paint job.
Wendy was leaning on the wall, whistling to herself. While Ryuko was cleaning her sword on a bench, Mako was licking a ice cream cone.
Mikey was on the floor, sleeping for some reason, with Mako asking, "Hey, why is the green turtle sleeping like that way?"
"It probably he hasn't gotten any sleep after the dozen of music were playing last night" Wendy said, "poor guy".
Mikey moan, still face ground without getting up.
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Mikey slap his socket holes, trying to get something out of it, "God, I can still hear Lindsay music choices. Why does it keep repeating the same lyrics over and over again?!"
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"Hey Wendy, I need to speak with you on something", Ryuko said, peaking Wendy interest, "hmm, what up?"
"I know this might sound...well, weird", Ryuko confess, "I'm having some doubts on Aqua, recently".
"What do you mean".
"Don't you found something suspicious about Aqua from the last challenge?" Ryuko ask, "She seem to be with DJ, when they split up from us. it like she plan him to be vote off. and during at the elimination ceremony, she just look away, smirking herself".
"Yeah, it does sound...suspicious", Wendy replied, "But I doubt that her intention. plus, she was probably thinking some funny to cheer herself up, you know".
"I'm telling you, Wendy. There is something isn't right about her. Remember that time where Strscream and Aqua were absence during the final activity? During when Chris force me to be chain up with a idiot racer? there might be a alliance meeting between them".
"Dude, come on", Wendy assure her, brushing that argument off, "you just being a bit paranoid. I'm sure they were just throwing insults to each other or placing bets. Aqua may be a alcoholic goddess, but she wouldn't do something that sinister".
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"Wendy may not believe me", Ryuko state, "But I'm still having a notion there a plan going on between our member and their leader".
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In the cafeteria, Lindsay and Armin were spending time making stuff toy dolls. Since Lindsay promise him of making one, he felt a bit relax, though it hard to tell since his eyes are still the horrified look.
"Ta da! look what I made", Lindsay show him a stuff snake animal, with it eyes being button and it color being light green. Armin was impressed, "Wow, that looks very good".
"Thanks", Lindsay asked, "I learn it from one of my coarse selection class. I think it was art...maybe art. How about yours?"
Without expecting much of a animal, Armin shows off three stuff dolls, all of them wearing the same clothing as him, "These are my friends. Mikasa, Eren, and Me. We both live in the same wall together before the titans broke down. I still miss them back home".
"Awwww, they look nice", Lindsay compliment him, "I was expecting your favorite animal to be made".
"I...Don't have a favorite animal", Armin confess, "Most of the animals in my home are usually horses and mules".
"Really?"
Armon nodded, not looking at her since he still have PTSD from his past childhood.
"Huh", Lindsay said, "well that unfortunate. Are they cute?"
"they horrifying ".
"oh...are there any pony's there?"
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"I think we are getting along really well", Lindsay remark, "He even tell me his friends and his home world. I don't get the reason why he act so personal about his world, it doesn't sound that bad".
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Back on deck, Samey was looking out in the sea distance, clenching her hand onto the bar. Everything seem calm and normal, until she notice something. There is a yacht coming. confuse, she decided to shrugged it off as just a passing by one, nothing special.
it wasn't until the loud speaker came on is when things get interesting, "Evening everyone! I hope ya all enjoying your outside view today because we have a special suprise for all of you!".
Everyone was outside, confuse and wondering what he meant by that. Chris continue elaborate on that, "Care to look out in the left distance?! it going to suprise all of ya".
Everyone walk to the left side of the ship and saw a yacht coming toward them. The sound of the yacht whistle blow, giving wider attention to it.
"What is that?" Eddy asked, "Is that a yacht?"
"and is it coming toward us?" Ryuko added.
"What is that moron babbling about?" Starscream asked.
"beats me", Satoshi said.
The yacht got closer and closer, until they can see a figure lookng right at them. This figure not only suprise everyone, but also bring fear to Samey, who has the most fear look out of everyone, "oh no! No, no, no, no, no, It can't be her! it can't!"
"What the?" Ryuko look at Samey, "Why does she look like you?"
"I feel a new evil is coming here", Dawn sense.
"Oh man, this isn't good", Wendy said, knowing full well, who this person is; by watching many season of Total Drama.
"Back from the previous season of Total Drama", Chris announce, while the yacht come closer, with flames and opera music being play in the background for effect, "It Amy!"
It was obvious her, due to her appearence being similar to her sister, Samey. The yacht arrive and drop down a plank, where Amy proceed to heard toward them with a unhappy look, "Yeah, that right. I'm here! and not only I had recover from hospital, not only I manage to came back here for four days straight! waiting for the yacht to pick me up! not only I'm going to win this year! but I'm also here to get payback on my selfish, backstabbing, no good ridden, sister, Samey!"
"Wait, you know her?" Ryuko look at Samey, who was embarrassed; rubbing her arm, responding, "Yeah...She my twin sister".
"Ugh, she even look worst with that black pimple on her face", Starscream comment.
"I thought she was a clone of her", Lindsay thought.
Samey quickly hide behind Wendy, after Amy notice her, "Samey! there you are! don't try hiding away from me, you little rodent!"
"heheh, hi Amy", She peak herself out, whimpering "welcome back on the show. I hope your time at the hospital was ( gulp ) alright".
"Yeah, it was alright until I saw your face on TV competing the show without me!" Amy claim, "and don't try to play innocent, missy. I knew you were trying to sabotage me when you poison my food!"
"I didn't poison your food. it was already rotten".
"Shut up! Samey!"
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"Oh no, why did Chris have to bring her back?", Samey asked, "Can I had at-least a day off from her?"
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"Is that the only suprise, Chris?" Eva asked the loud speaker, who continue, "not really. there still three more people on that yacht. speaking of previous season, we also bring back another classic veteran from Total Drama and it-".
"SHAZAM!"
"Lightning!"
Lightning jump out of the yacht and landed in front of them, flexing himself: "Lightning is back, baby! and this time, it my time to shine for the win! Shaboom!"
"oh god, another loud mouth idiot", Ryuko face palm.
"Lightning see some new and some old faces", he said, still refering himself, a lot. Then his focus was on Dawn, who try to not look at him, "what sup, Dawn. Seem like we'll both are the only two revenge of the island character on this show, am I right?"
Dawn only gave a facepalm, feeling the pain of having him on the show, again.
"We also have two new competitors", Chris annouce, "Introducing Sanji!"
Sanji from one piece step out of the yacht and onto the ship, carrying several cooking items, "Well, never expecting a cruise ship to be this- OH MAN! FREAKING HOT CHICKS ARE ON THIS SHIP, BABY!"
Before he can indulge himself into the girls, who are quite disguested by him, he was shove aside by another figure. This figure however was not human, nor even a mortal.
"Last and not least, we have Alastor!" Chris continue on the loud speaker, "Who let just, isn't the type to be poke fun of".
"Greeting, boys and girls! how nice to see more weird strangers on this lovely boat", Alastor remark, creeping everyone with his radio like voice, "You all even look more weirder than the ones back in hell, hahahahahaha!"
Stocking try to look away, but eventually, he manage to caught his eye to her, "hmmmm, I seem to know someone in this group. oh yes, it you young lady! Stocking".
"What?!" Everyone shouted, looking at Stocking, who gave a sigh, "Yes, I know him".
"But...But...how?" Lindsay asked, but instead of being answer by her, Alastor step in to explain it, "Well, madam. It quite a long story. long in fact, I could very well tell you in...HELL, but It going to take forever before you die, so I'll make it quick. We were, let just say, partners of crime, love crime precise".
"Ooooh, so Stocking was a police once?" Lindsay said, giving Alastor a suprise look, "That makes sense".
"Chris, what the meaning of this?" Wendy asked Chris.
"Yeah, why are there characters suddenly becoming inserted into the show?" Brendan added.
"Yeah, I may have forgot to mention this before we set off to cruise", Chris explain, "You see, the producers were really getting tired now and wanted to add some more new characters to try making the series more interesting, since ratings aren't doing so well".
"what you saying is that anyone can just participate in the show, whenever?" Ryuko guess.
"Not whenever, buuuuut yeah. anyone can be in the show, which explain why I allow starscream to be on the show", Chris continue, "Although he didn't sign a contract, we did allow him to be in it because we kinda like him; and plus, the ratings".
"wait, the contract we sign means nothing?!" Samey said.
"In some way or less, yeah", Chris responded, everyone in gasp by what he meant.
"Chris, that is just wrong!" Brendan told him.
"and a waste!" Mako pointed out.
"Sorry guys, probably should have say it sooner", Chris try to feel bad, but everyone knows he doesn't care.
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"Wow, There is literally something wrong with his head", Wendy said, "How does he goes from a chill, but extreme guy to a insane, sadistic, psychopath?"
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"However, even though the contracts are worthless, that doesn't mean you can leave the show", Chris mention.
"What do you mean?" Aqua asked.
"You guys did sign another contract, which was more important than the safety contract, the health issue contract, and some other contract that aren't very important like human rights".
After hearing the news, everyone suddenly felt an urge to kill him for this.
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"Chris is becoming much more evil than I thought", Dawn remark, "Oh mother nature, I would put an end to his dictaorship rule".
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"Okay, he going way to far", Ryuko said, "There is no living hell he can do this!"
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"I may have regretted being on this show", Tokoyami confess.
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"That all I have to say", Chris have one more thing to say, "oh, for you new losers and old one, I have assign you to each of your team. Alastor, Sanji, and Lightning, you guys are on the Shrimp Raider, While Amy is on the Screaming Sponge".
"What?!" both Amy and Sanji shouted.
"Yeah, good luck and everyone, meet me at the cafeteria".
"But wait, there's like twelve of us and fourteen for them", Samey complain, "That unfair! Chris? Chris?!"
"Ugh, great!", Amy groan, looking at her team "I'm stuck with a bunch of losers like her".
"damn it!", Sanji exclaim in the air.
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"How come she with a team full of hotter and cute babes while I'm team up with less hottie to choose from?" Sanji complain, "Seriously, there are only two hot girls in my team. the blonde and the goth. The muscle girl looks ugly, the green one looks creepy, I don't know if that person with the blond hair is a girl or not, and I'm not going to mention the little girl. She way too younger than me. Come on! I only sign up for this because there are beautiful ladies on this ship".
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Lightning is seen flexing his muscle, "Lightning is not going to lose, again because I have the might. No one is going to get in my way. no one, including my team. My prime focus is that prime prize itself; and it is only a little farther from Lightning reach! Shazam!"
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"What a splended guest I have with me"' Alastor remark, "One of my old partners, a robot, a mother nature women, a geek, and best of all...a horrifying, scare, homophobic boy who lives in a wall. That sound like my kind of chap to tease and manipulate".
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"Just great, I'm team up with my dumb sister, again!" Amy whine, "Not only that, but I'm team with up a bunch of morons and loser. How are they going to take me to victory?".
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At the cafeteria, everyone was seated except for Amy, who was outrage by this, "uuuh, where's my seat? did Amy took it? Anyone better explain to me, now!".
"Chill, alright", Ryuko told her, "You can sit over to that baby chair, for some reason is there".
Instead of taking her offer, Amy walk toward to where Samey sat, "No thanks, I'll take her seat".
Amy push her off the seat and onto the ground, "Unless cruel, disguesting Samey got any problem with that?!"
"Woah, woah, woah, calm down here", Wendy step in, "You are not going to treat one of our member like trash, you got that?"
"Don't tell me what do do", Amy told her, "You not my mom. At least my mom treat me like respect, unlike Samey".
"Well, Guess I can see the similarly between you and your mom, cruel and disguesting!"
"Oh, you did not just say that to me!"
"oh yeah, I did. you got a problem with that?!"
"hey! are we going to fight now?" Ryuko said, "Or are we going to at least introduce ourselves better because I feel like getting to know each other seem a lot better, than fighting".
"Ugh, Fine", Amy control herself, "Allow me to introduce myself, more properly, I'm Amy, and yours?"
"Wendy".
"Wendy, wow, I wonder if you dad or mom work at a low class restaurant", Amy mock, "Because that pretty much how you got that name".
Wendy growl and wanted to punch her straight in her face, but she knew, this isn't going to do any differ since all she going to do is make a scene and whine.
"And who are you guys?" Amy turn her focus to Eddy, Tokoyami, Peter, and Aqua, "You all look like terrible cosplay model. espcecially that Batman, crow, edgy reject. I mean seriously, who the heck are you?"
"I'm Tokyami and if you must know, I-"
"Lame, next".
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"I beginning to feel like drowning her with my darkness", Tokoyami said, grudgingly.
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"this is why I'm glad I don't have a sister", Wendy confess.
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Amy came toward Brendan and Priestess, decided to sit next to them; not until seeing something on the table that disgust her, "Eew, what is that? It look like a road kill if it was in a block video game".
"That my sketch book", Brendan told her.
"oh, well that unfortunate", Amy said, "I presuming it fill with nothing, but perverted fantasy and crude drawing. Move aside".
Amy scoot herself over between Brendan and Priestess, "and what are you wearing?"
"it a robe", Priestess replied.
"Looks more like a wedding dress", Amy comment, "If it was wore by a ugly, hideous hag. and what with that staff? is that suppose to be your magic stick? because it look more or less a strip pole you stole".
"Hey, would you be kind to everyone?" Ryuko asked, being the only one not showing any anger sign in her, yet; still sane, "You are in our team, so at least act a bit more-"
"pfff, I don't need to listen to you, edgy kid", Amy said, giving Ryuko a hard time on her.
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"I know I shouldn't say this", Priestess deeply regret, "but I wish Goblin Slayer was here".
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while Amy is throwing insults, Chris was observing them, giving out a sigh in relief, "look like everyone is getting along, really well. let's go see how the other team handle with their new guest".
"Well, it is nice to have you three on our team", Starscream congrats them, three of them seated seperately, "Allow to introduce myself. I am Starscream, leader of th-".
"Yeah, I know", Lightning said, "You the boss of this team! and I am the muscle man of this group. Look at Lightning flexing".
Lightning flex his muscle, right and left, pointing his arm to every direction. this annoyed Eva a lot, cringe from his jock personality.
"umm...okay then, it nice to meet you too".
"Hey muscle man, keep your flexing somewhere else" Eva told him.
"Nah, little man", Lightning replied, offending her, "Flexing is my term, sha-flex!"
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"I don't need another annoying jock person", Eva said, "If he think I'm going to be replace by him, he's dead wrong"
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"Does he always put 'sha' every sentence?" Satoshi asked to Dawn, who reply, "Yes...Yes, he does".
Sanji was sitting next between Lindsay and Stocking, trying to figure out, who to win over, "sooooo your name Stocking, right?"
"bite me or else your face becomes cancer".
"...alright then", Sanji ignore her and move on to Lindsay, "Say, nice stuff animal you have. Did you make it yourself?"
"Yeah, I did", Lindsay blush a little.
"you know, I'm a great cook. Maybe I could cook a few dishes for you and your little friend".
"That nice, but me and Armin are already full".
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"...this isn't going to be Easy", Sanji said to himself.
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"Ah, it nice to see you back here, my dear", Alastor said to Stocking, "Oh, it will be exciting to be here with you. just imagine the cruel and painful obstacle being hitting us by Chris sadistic nature. I can feel every tension from this room. It a good taste, reminding me on my first Cruise".
"Listen here you red, furry moron!" Stocking told him, "I'm not going to be distracting, nor hang out with you, again! After what you did to me, when you cheated on me from century ago!"
"Yes, I understood your heated anger from you", Alastor understand, "To make it up for you, I will tell you a secret".
The word 'secret' peak Stocking interest, "a secret? what secret?"
"shush, I'll reveal it in due time", Alastor promise, making Stocking growl at him. After everyone introduce them, Chris decided to start the challenge, "Well then, I hope eveyone has introduce themselves to our new guest. Hope the four of you are comfortable with your team".
"I'm not", Amy said, "I'm with Samey and her grotesque freaks".
"I hate her so much", Wendy comment, pounding her fist on the table.
"Good to hear", Chris continue, "Now then, our next challenge is around the corner to our destination. Hope everyone can hang on to something because we are moving to another world in maximum speed!"
"Wait, what does that mea-" Before Eddy can finish, a shaking feeling began to start. everyone try to clench on their table, while Chris doesn't seem bother by it; possibly due him wearing shoes that prevent him to act dizzy. While Samey try to hold on, Amy came by and shove her out of the way, "God! Move over, Samey! this is my spot!"
This cause Samey to bounce everywhere, being hit from every corner, wall, and ground.
"Samey!" They shouted, looking at Amy, displease by her action, with her respond, "What? I was slipping".
somewhere in the sea, a motorboat speed up to an island. The boat carry two passengers, Pruneface and Itchy from Dick Tracy. Both are searching for a missing treasure that is located on that island.
"Look Pruneface! We're almost there to that island!" Itchy pointed, itching himself while driving.
"Excellent, now that the map mark the spot, we will have no problem of founding it", Pruneface said, "Now keep driving. and also, stop scratching yourself, it irritating".
"I can't stop it, Pruneface. I can't".
"Then keep driving, if you want your share of the deal".
At the little island, the jungle was short, expanding littleguy throughout it center and there is a mountain located in the center with a entrance of it. Chris cruise liner crash right through the beaches, right before stopping at the tip of the jungle. Everyone groan from the speed.
"We are here, folks!" Chris announce from the loud speaker, "on the island of whatever it call. Get ready for some fun and hunting! Because we are going for some treasure hunt!"
"TREASURE?! YOU MEAN WE ARE GOING TO LOOK FOR BOOTY AND RICHES?!" Eddy asked, being the most greedy and selfish person he is.
"uhhh, Yeah, that kind of treasure", Chris replied, "But it somewhat different".
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"Okay, why does Chris need to travel from others world just for treasure?" Ryuko asked, "He could have just set up his own treasure island, without going through all this".
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"I'm having a feeling Chris just rehash some concept from the previous season", Samey said, "Talk about originality".
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Everyone was at the beach, waiting for Chris next part of the challenge. While waiting, Lightning try to promote himself as arrogant and strong than ever to Eva dismay, "Lightning is going to beat this challenge. Last time I lost, my over confident cause me to lose. but this time, Lightning is all about focus and be stealthy. Lightning is winning this!"
"Would you shut up or else your hair color be turn into pure red!" Eva told him, who ignore her, "Lightning doesn't care for pointless joke, midget man".
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Eva punch straight through the table in anger.
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"So any ideas who to vote off, next?" Aqua whisper next to Starscream, catching Ryuko focus.
"Not yet, I haven't decided", Starscream replied.
"Well, you better hurry up, I'm not losing a again, twice in a row".
"Don't you mean, third?"
"I know what I'm saying", Aqua quickly look behind, checking if anyone heard them; luckily, Ryuko looking away, quickly and sigh in relief.
"What did you notice?" Starscream asked.
"Nothing, I thought someone heard our conversation".
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"There is something suspicious between the two of them", Ryuko said, "And I'm going to found out about this".
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Chris continue, "in this challenge, your team will have to go on a treasure hunt in that cave over there, where you guys have to go through some obstacles to reach the final challenge".
"And what this treasure about?" Sanji asked, "is it gold? jewels? diamonds?"
"A milion bucks!" Eddy shouted, with everyone looking at him, "Sorry, Sorry, may have act a bit too over excited".
"that a good question", Chris replied, "It a surprise; which means, you can't open it or take a peak of it, until you return back here. Now then, the obstacles aren't so easy, either. First, after entering the cave, each of you have to go across a pit of hungry, hungry, giant crabs by hopping over some platforms, that are cover with marbles. make sure not to slip. The next obstacle will be mostly climbing up a cliff, invested with holes that is home of the most deadly, poisonous snake; but don't worry, they won't kill you, they will make you numb like a toy. Last and not least, there is a close, shut entrance, where one of you have to decipher a code to allow you guys to enter".
"heh, there no danger behind that, isn't there?" Lightning, still not afraid.
"actually, there isn't, but there like I say, there's going to be a surprise there", Chris continue, "However, instead of being lead by your regular leader, you have to be lead by our two new guest that are coming. and let me tell you, they are recently new to this with zero training, heheheheh".
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"Okay, if this kill us I will literality haunt Chris for eternity", Ryuko confess, "But seriously, how is he still the host of this show?"
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"Those obstacles are just weak", Eva trying to act tough, "He seriously think adding two random loser will make it difficult?"
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Chris check his watch and look back, "Strange, they suppose to be here, right now. Where are they?"
"Lightning is going to found this treasure and bring it here like the speed of thunder", Lightning said, continue his flexing.
"You do love to flex alot, I see", Alastor remark.
"Oh, yes I do red man".
"You know, with all that muscle of yours. I can see you surviving a gallon of lava".
"That right".
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"At least someone appericate my muscle", Lightning said, "Sha-bow!"
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Waiting for a while, Pruneface and Itchy manage to arrive on the beach and begin heading toward the location of the loot.
"Quickly Itchy, we need to get going if Dick Tracy try tracking us down", Pruneface told him, holding the map.
"I'm coming, Pruneface", Itchy said, "Just let me itch for a few moment".
"We don't have time to itch, you blasted moron!"
Before they could continue, Chris notice them and mistake them as the new guest leading both team. He walk over, with everyone following him, "There you are. You guys are freaking late".
"Huh, who are you?" Itchy asked.
"You don't remember the invitation I send you, I'm Chris Mclean", Chris said to them, "And you guys are suppose to be here and lead both of the team to the treasure. That was our agreement, remember?"
"what agree-" Itchy was smack behind by Pruneface, "Ow! what is that for?"
"Sorry, eeeh, Chris McLean, Itchy has drank way too much from the excitement", Pruneface claim, "He barely remember anything from our agreement, don't ya?"
"uhhhhh, Yeah", Itchy play along, "That is true".
"Hmmm, Fine", Chris believe in their lied, "But do remember to arrive on time. We have a show going on here, got it?"
They nodded, with Chris turning around to face the contestant, "Good. now then, everyone this is, uhhhh".
"I'm Pruneface and this is Itchy".
"Alright, this is Itchy and Pruneface", Chris continue, "They will lead you guys to the treasure. All you have to do is follow their order and do not try questioning them. they know what their doing...I think".
While Chris explain, Itchy whisper to Pruneface, "What are you doing?"
"What am I doing? I am simply playing along with this", Pruneface replied, "This host really think we are his special guest on the show. my plan is with the help of those fools, we can get to the treasure with no problem".
"Wow, that an excellent plan".
"I know": Pruneface said, "Now shut up and don't try to act suspicious, alright?"
"Got it, no suspicious here, ouch".
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"These guys seem very suspicious", Mikey thought, "Maybe it that guy glasses".
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"Team Screaming Sponge, since you guys lost the last challenge, you get Itchy", Chris tell them.
"Why him?" Wendy asked.
"I don't know, he looks a lot uglier than Pruneface".
"HEY!" Itchy took notice.
"oh, so your team lost the last challenge, huh?" Amy asked to Samey.
"uhhh, Yeah".
"That is so pathetic. No wonder, you guys lost", Amy comment, "It probably because of Samey being lazy, again. that my guess".
"Oh, why you little-!" Wendy was pulled back by Tokoyami and Ryuko, who wanted to break her arm by that dumb argument.
"Easy, Wendy, Easy", Ryuko calm her down, "Save it for later".
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"I don't care if we lost or not", Wendy confess, "I'm not gonna let her treat my new friends like total jerks".
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"Shrimp Raider, you guys will be led by Pruneface", Chris told them, "Listen to his direction without any further question".
"And what happen if we refuse?" Eva asked.
"if you refuse, then you will be eliminated", Chris reveal, causing their team to gasp, "Which means no elimination ceremony. just plain old the chopping block for one of you. So does anyone has a question".
Everyone raise their hand, but Chris ignore him, "hm, no question? Alright then, get going!"
Everyone head toward the direction of the cave, with Pruneface and Itchy follow first in their separately team.
"Don't try to mess this up, Samey!" Amy told her sister. going ahead of her.
"Just ignore her", Wendy advice, "She just trying to make you feel bad, so she can win".
"oh, thanks for that, Wendy", Samey replied, "And thanks for defending me back there".
"No problem, just try focusing on the game".
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"Wendy seem like a nice person", Samey said, "She remind of someone back from the previous season. though less Austrian and more of a lumberjack".
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"Samey has potential, but for Amy", Wendy groan, "I really want to pound her right now. She remind me soooo much from a girl I deeply hate in high school".
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At the cave, the Shrimp Raiders were the first to got there. Considering Pruneface doesn't know any of their technique, he just have to guess by appearence or personality.
The first obstacles was filled with angry apes, jumping up and down. There are only four platform for them to jump on, each being invested with marbles.
"Okay lad, one of you must have a skill of a frog", Pruneface look at them, "Does anyone can hop high?"
"Lightning can hop high! let lightning do the trick!
"uhhhh, Okay".
Lightning ran up to the platform, jumping over the pit, "Shazam!"
He manage to land on the platform perfectly, until he ws unable to focus and fell down into the pit, being beaten up by a bunch of craps, "OW! MY BONES!"
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"Chris seem to love torturing poor animals just for entertainment", Dawn said, "I promise mother nature that I will bring down the sword on Chris Head".
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"Woah, never expect this show to be that harsh", Sanji remark, "Probably should have read the whole contract, if it even matters".
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Lightning climb back up, groaning from the ape fight. Eva sarcastically remark, "Who the tough guy now?"
"Oh shut up".
"uhhhh, you the one with blonde hair, can you jump high?" Pruneface asked to Armin.
"Yeah".
"Good, jump and avoid any marbles", Pruneface order. Armin ran and jump onto another platform, this time he was able to not slip like Lightning.
"Hey, I-I made it", Armin said, with Lindsay praising him, "Way to go, Armin!"
"Let me do it, again!" Lightning ran again, jumping on the same platform with Armin, "Shazam!"
Unfortantly, this was short live when Lightning lose balance and slip, pushing Armin along with him into the pit.
"ooooh, wow that gotta hurt", Lindsay comment.
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"Lightning did not slip", Lightning claim, "It was the blond fool that make me slip, not me".
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The Screaming Sponge made it to the first obstacle. Like Pruneface, Itchy has to guess who to send first, "uhhhh, Okay, let see...hmmm, do any of you know what to do here?"
"Yeah, we do", Amy said, pushing Samey into the pit, bringing shock to everyone. Luckily, Samey manage to hold on the cliff, trying to get up from the vicious ape, "uhhh, a little help here".
Wendy came to Samey aid, "Don't worry, I'm coming".
"Seriously, what the hell was that?!" Ryuko asked, outrage by Amy action.
"Pff, I was just helping her", Amy replied.
"By what?"
"What? you never heard of action speak louder than words", Amy said, "She was suppose to jump on one of those platform, instead of acting like a whimp".
"So you push her?!" Mako was dumbfounded.
"Exactly", Amy defend, "That was a motivation thing for me, Okay?"
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"That girl head is not right", Mako comment, "Why would she do that to her sister? I mean, I would never do the same with Mataro...sometime".
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Outside of the cave, Chris, Copperhead, blue girl, and Phantasma were all enjoying themselves of a picnic in the sun, with interns pouring their drinks and waving huge leafs to produce air, They seem very, very comfortable, knowing the contestants aren't doing swell in the most part.
"Ah, this is the life, not having to worry about lawsuits and debts", Chris said, until two people appear to them, looking they have run very far to get here and are almost collasping, "Uhh, who may you guys be? If you want autographs, wait it until the show is over".
"Actaully, my name is Spirou and this is Fantasio", He introduce himself, "And we were here to be a guest star for this show, like you promise".
"oh right", Chris remember, "Yeah, we already have two guest stars, sorry about that".
"Wait, What?!" Fantasio was surprise to hear.
"But you said we are allow to search for this treasure as guest appearence?" Spirou claim.
"Yea, but if you guys could have gotten here this earlier, none of this would have happen, so yeah. Copperhead", Chris said, with Copperhead getting out of his seat and pulling out a bazooka, aiming both of their head. They scream and ran away as possbile. instead of shooting straight at them, he arim it up in the sky and shot it, landing it on them, far away as possbile; exploding from the impact.
All of them began to laugh from that event.
"Hey Chris, should you check on your contestants?" Copperhead asked, unable to control his laughter, "I think they need some guidence or something"
"Nah, I'll do it after my spa", Chris said.
Back at the cave, The Shrimp Raiders manage to land on some platform, while the Screaming Sponge aren't doing swell. Lindsay accidently slip and was save by Sanji, holding her hand, "Gotcha, you alright?"
"uhhh, Yeah, thanks Sanjay", Lindsay said.
"You welcome, and the name is Sanji, alright?".
"oops, sorry", Lindsay blush a bit, out of embarrassment.
"Come on, you lacky morons, we are almost there", Pruneface told them, hopping on another platform. He then started to slip, and fall down in the pit, "Ouch! Get me out of here!"
"Well, you hear the leader", Starscream look at Eva, "Get going!"
"I'm not doing it".
"If you don't, we are literality going to vote you off".
eva groan and growl at him, before jumping in for Pruneface rescue.
Stocking try to jump on another platform, but every time she does that, she kept holding on the cliff, trying to get herself up there.
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"Okay, I am not fat", Stocking claim, "I am just too tired to even try clinging on and hopping higher. It not my belly fault that is dragging me down".
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While trying to get herself on top, Alastor came by and hold out his hand to her, "Need any help, my sweet, old pal?"
"ggggrrrrr, I don't need your help, moron", Stocking slap his hand away and climb out, quickly, "I can do it myself, unlike your earlier supportive""
"hahahaha, you always love to try lose weight in any best possible way".
"I am not losing weight, damn it!"
"sure you are".
Stocking growl at him, but he simply ignore her and jump on another platform, humming himself.
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"How is he not struggling?" Stocking was baffle, "Then again, I'm not suprise he's even trying because of his ability".
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Pruneface and Starscream manage to reach and finish the first obstacle, waiting for their member to pass. The Screaming Sponge are still gaining up to them, but are still fully behind. Ryuko landed on the same platform with Aqua; knowing this is an chance to talk with her, Ryuko asked, "Hey, I have some questions about you".
"like what?" Aqua replied, "My powers because it a goddess secret to not tell anybody about my extend, unless you are my followers".
"No, I'm talking about your act last night": Ryuko mention, causing Aqua expression to turn from self arrogant to worry and fear, "Ever since you split up from the team, you seem to act very, very calm when DJ got boot off".
"Well...don't everyone ever remain calm during a elimination? it not like he's not going to die".
"Yeah, but at least some people shows a sense of guilt and pity, sometime saying their goodbyes", Ryuko state, "Hell, I even felt bad for him. You seem to smile when he got vote off".
"come on, it a elimination night, big deal", Aqua said, "everyone is likely to be vote off, so Why are you asking me, Anyways?"
"Because I'm having some suspicious doubt between you and Starscream".
Aqua quickly pause, looking at her in a shock position.
"What?! how did-" Aqua re collect herself from spoiling it, "I mean, what gives you the idea?"
"Back in the finale obstacles, you two were absent", Ryuko replied, causing Aqua to sweat, knowing her plans are in trouble, "Care to explain why?"
"uhhhh...well, it...ummmm...Hey! don't we have a challenge to do?!" Aqua focus on something else, ignoring Ryuko question.
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"Yep, there is certainly something going on between them", Ryuko said, "Now I'm going to figure this out, with or without any help".
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"Phew, that was a close one", Aqua was relief, "Best to inform this to Starscream".
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"What were you two talking about?" Mako asked Ryuko, knowing full well to tell the truth to Mako.
"I was asking her some questions about her and Starscream".
"oooooohh...you were asking they were dating in secret, right?"
"What?! no!", Ryuko replied, "That wasn't a th-"
"Ryuko, It okay to have a perverted thought", Mako said, "Not all people mind are perfect".
"I am not talking about that!"
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"Why does Mako keep thinking everytime I speak with someone, she assume I'm into perverted thoughts?!" Ryuko remark, "Maybe bringing her here wasn't a great idea".
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The Shrimp Raider have made it to the second obstacle, climbing up the cliff. But they must be cautious because of the many snakes that live in these holes. Lightning on the other hand, doesn't seem to care at all.
"Okay, my lad", Pruneface begin to order, "Do any of you know how to speak a serpent?"
"I do", Beastman and Dawn volunteer, both looking at each, growling.
"Lightning doesn't need some mystic, magic stuff", Lightning run to toward the cliff and start climbing, "Lightning is the serpent. watch me".
"Uhhh, I don't think it a good idea to-" Before Armin can warn him, a snake pop out and Lightning, being the idiot jock as he is, try to tell it, "Hey! shoo! you little serpent!"
This anger the snake, who bites Lightning arm, causing him to act dizzy, "Ow! man, I feel sooooo weird".
Lightning fell onto Rolf, who break his fall.
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"Rolf is not impress by his heroic, muster action", Rolf confess, "He may have an arm of a caf, but a brain of a mud pie".
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"Well then, does anyone still like to volunteer?" Pruneface asked to the team.
"I'll do it", Dawn volunteer, making Beastman jealous.
"No ( growl ) I'll will".
"Fine, both of you can do it".
Dawn was the first to come up with a more calm communication with the snakes, "My fellow creatures, may you allow us to pass through this challenge, without any harm? we will greatly appreciate t.
all the snakes poke their head out and look at her. They all hiss at her, grudgingy, and then got back to their hole. This made Dawn a bit shock from their respond.
"So what did they Say?" Pruneface asked.
"They said...( bleep ) off", Dawn replied.
"Ha, they didn't listen to you", Beastman smile, walking pass her, "Let me do it".
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"I at least try an attempt to show some respect, but they all act cruel to me for no reason'", Dawn claim, "It could be my misplace vocab".
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"You will allow us through or ( snarl ) suffer our consequences", Beastman warn them, "Do you all understand?! I do not fool around, worms!"
One snake pop out, shivering and hissing in a more wimpy manner. then it return back to the hole, leaving Beastman having a satisfied look, "They all greatly accept my warnings".
"Good job, lad", Pruneface pat him on the back, "you have did us a favor, my lad".
"Awww, it was nothing".
This made Dawn extremely jealous.
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"Finally, my ability is getting the respect I deserve", Beastman said, "No longer I am being humiliated over my stupidity. Now I'm being praise and awarded for my skills".
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The Shrimp Raider begins to climb, with Rolf carrying Lightning, "Rolf is carrying a ton of roast cow and hammer!"
"Stop complaining and keep moving!" Eva told him.
Stocking again was still struggling, but Alastor himself climb up there like a spider, moving twisted and crankling, making sounds of bones crushing to each. Again, Stocking was in disbelief, but continue onward, "Stupid, skinny, idiotic, fat head, moron! he think this is not at all hard to him".
"I mean, you are his ex-husband", Yuka pointe out, carry by Satoshi back.
"Shut up!" Stocking told her.
Back at the Screaming Sponge, they finally made it to the cliff challenge. Where after the Shrimp Raider pass the second challenge, Beastman gave one more order to the snakes, "Begin your attack for your reward, hahahaha hahahaha!"
"Uhh, does anyone speak snake?" Itchy ask the team, but with no respond, "Oh crud, none of you speak snake, right?"
"what do you even expect?" Ryuko question him, "None of us are harry potter, you know".
"What about the green guy?" Amy said, meaning Mikey, "He's a reptile. He might know how to speak like a snake".
"Hey, just because I'm a mutant turtle, doesn't mean I can speak serpent language, you know", Mikey responded.
"I'm just saying".
"Look, let just climb up there and get to the next challenge", Wendy told them, "we are falling behind, right now".
"all because of Samey", Amy blame.
"Would you just shut up", Ryuko told her.
"I have a idea", Tokoyami suggest, "Maybe I could use my shadow to shield us away from the snakes. It could possibly work".
"Wow, that a great suggestion, ouch!" Itchy comment.
"Seem like a great plan, bird man", Eddy agree, "Let do it!"
They all begin to climb, but Amy, being the selfish sister she is, told Samey, "Come on, Fatso! keep climbing or else we lose!"
"I'm trying, But-" Before Samey can reply, a snake poke out in front of her, hissing it tongue at her, "uhhhh, hi little Guy. I'm kinda busy, right now. would you mind-"
The snake begin to open it jaw; Samey scream and before she can be bitten, Tokoyami dark shadow came to her rescue by grabbing the snake and throwing away, "Wow, thanks".
the shadow gave a thumb up.
At the next challenge, the Shrimp Raider and Screaming Sponge face a huge, shut corridor that has stone buttons carve on it. It contains symbols of old civilizations before. Finally, Chris give touch on them by a recording screen, "Welcome, you are now at the third activity".
"Hey, why didn't you contact us before?" Starscream asked.
"eh, I was at a spa", Chris continue, "Anyways, in this activity, one of you will have to decipher a code on there. The one that manage to break the code first will open the corridor, but be careful of deciphering it because if you get it wrong, you be hit by a suprise trap that I set up. Good luck".
After the screen turn off, Pruneface figure one of them has a skill on code, "Okay chaps, which one of you are good at decipherng this code?"
"Maybe I could try", Clemont volunteer, walking toward the corridor, "I mean, how hard could this be?"
Clemont was the first to try deciphering it; but unfortunately, He guess the code wrong and was punch in the stomach by a boxer glove, "Ow! I think my internal organic just got twisted".
"Anyone else?" Pruneface asked, with no one volunteering.
"Ouch, oh, this itch is hurting me", Itchy mutter, "Okay everyone, which and one of you are code breaker? ouch!"
"Heheheh, I know about a few code", Eddy said, "I use to break one, whenever there a safe".
"Wait, you actually break into houses?" Mikey asked.
"What?! no! I did no such thing!"
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"Okay fine, I sort of did break in several houses", Eddy confess, "But it was only payback on Kevin!"
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"I could do it", Samey volunteer, "I use to be taught at school about code and symbol, so maybe I could decipher it".
"ohh, wow, my sister learn a few picture from 8th grade", Amy sarcastically mention, "Jeez, I really hope you can decipher it, otherwise your knowledge will be pointless like air".
"Amy, could you just let her try?" Wendy told Amy, who refuse to listen, "Maybe she got a point".
"Seriously Samey, no one is going to appreciate your skill, if you screw up", Amy said, "presuming, you will. In fact, I could point out why you keep screwing up a lot just because of your existence".
"Amy, could you just leave her alone", Wendy told her, getting furious every moment, "We are in a challenge here".
"You know, I'm somewhat glad you screw up many time. Otherwise, I wouldn't been very popular and well like by my friends and family, just by everyone looking at you. Tch, pretty pathetic you manage to waste your life for a stupid goal of yours".
"Amy".
"I mean, come on, you just going to fail over and over again because of your dumb brains of yours. I could do it ten time better, if you haven't try cheating back on me by-"
"OKAY! THAT IT! I HAD ENOUGH WITH YOU!" Wendy shouted, grabing Amy arm and heading back toward the pit, who struggle to release from her grip, "Hey! What are you doing! let me go! you filthy, lumberjack, ginger moron! ow! ow! hey! don't you dare! whoa!"
Wendy throw her into the pit; with the crabs began beating her harder, screaming. Wendy got back to the team, taking a few breath and saying, "Okay Samey, proceed".
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"What? I always wanted to do that, whenever I saw her on TV", Wendy confess, "Beside, she'll be Alright".
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Samey ran toward the corridor and after a few button pushing and thinking, the corridor open, allowing all of them to enter in victorious.
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"See I do have a few good skills", Samey confess, "I really do hope Amy saw how great I am; but then again, I'm glad she didn't see it".
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All of them reach to the final activity. In this room, there seem to be no treasure, but there is a pile of shovel laying there. A tv screen appear, broadcasting Chris, "You two finally made it to the final challenge. In this challenge, all of you have to do is dig and find the treasure. The first one who found it, dig it, and return back with it, will win a pizza lounge at the third level of the ship, consist of many of your favorite topping".
"Wooooaaah, that is gonna be me over there", Mikey dwell at the sight of himself eating those amounto of pizza.
"But what about the treasure?!" Eddy mention.
"Oh yeah, the treasure itself can be anywhere. plus, there isn't just one, but two treasure scatter around here. one of which is the real one and the other one is a fake. be careful of founding which is which".
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"Typical Chris, always like to make things much harder for us", Wendy remark.
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Chris continue, "But Anyways, since the Screaming Sponge are the first to decipher the code, they are given shovels while the Shrimp Raiders have to use anything to dig for the treasure. Get going all of you!"
After the broadcast was over, the team begin to start digging for the treasure. Unlike the Shrimp Raider, the Screaming Sponge gain a upper hand by using shovels, they manage to dug more efficant and faster than the other team.
"Where is this darn treasure!" Eddy shouted.
"Keep going, you midget!", Itchy said to Eddy, who wasn't really digging along with them, "We need to found it before they do!"
"how about you help, too?" Ryuko asked, "You our lead here".
"Hey, Chris said, do not question us, Alright!" Itchy told her, "Now keep digging, ouch!"
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"You know, I'm starting to think these guys aren't actual guest stars that Chris hire", Ryuko thought.
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Eva kept digging with her bare hands until finally founding something she is looking for. She inform this to her team, "Hey guys! I find something!"
The entire Shrimp Raider came to the sight. They all look down where she dug, seeing a huge object poking out. It seem to be a chest, giving their team a great hope for victory.
"It the treasure chest!" Lindsay pointed out.
"Finally, if I can only found a way to get it", Pruneface thought, with Starscream using his giant hand to try pulling it out, but wit no avail.
"It not coming out", Starscream comment, "This chest had to be twice as heavy than me".
Then Pruneface has a brilliant idea; looking at Clemont, he knew the kid is an expert of technology with his inventions, "my boy, since you are our tech guide, would you mind using one of your invention to lift this chest out?"
"Sure do, boss", Clemont accept, pulling out his backpack and constructing something on it, while the team figure how to get it out.
"Perfect", Pruneface mutter.
The other team were still trying to found the treasure.
"Hey, it seem like the other team has already find it", Peter pointed out.
"Wait, really?" Itchy asked.
"Just ignore them, guys", Wendy told them, "It could very well be fake".
"Hey! I'll do the ordering around here, so keep digging!" Itchy mention.
Finally, after searching desperately for the treasure, Eddy manage to struck gold when his shovel hit a buried chest. Eddy shouted the other team and everyone came to the sight, "Guys! I manage to found it!"
After getting rid of the dirt from the chest, it appear more like a typical pirate chest, unlike the other which has the more briefcase style of a treasure.
"Cool, we did it!" Mako said.
"But what does it contain, Exactly?" Itchy wonder, scratching himself a lot which irriate Wendy, "Ugh, Dude, try getting a shower".
"Maybe it contains what a treasure is gold, diamond, or ancient artifacts", Peter guess.
"Maybe it contains cash! lots of cash and booty!" Eddy jump up and down, exciting of their founding.
"Well, whatever it is, we should probably wait for it", Tokoyami said, "Right now, we need to get out of here, before they do".
"The bird guy is right", Itchy agree, "Get moving! and lift this treasure up, now!"
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"Something about him doesn't feel right", Wendy confess, "Not his weird face, but his manners. I know we are at steak here, but it feels like he's trying to avoid a crime of some kind".
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Clemont reveal his latest invention. It shows him wearing a backpack, with somekind of excavator crane that Clemont is controling with a controler stick, "Feast your eye on my latest invention which is called...crud, I forgot what it called".
"Magnificent young lad", Pruneface compliment, "Now go and lift this object out of this dirt".
Clemont proceed to use his shovel crane to dig and lift the case out of the rumble. The team seem to be victorious, with their treasure finally being theirs now.
"Good work, Clemont", Satoshi compliment.
"Greeeeat job, little dude", Lightning gave a thumb up, still stun and being carry by Rolf.
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"Wow, my inventions is actaully working this time", Clemont comment, "Hope it doesn't explode".
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Unfortunately, there victory comes to a end when the backpack start malfunctioning, causing the crane to loose control and drop it into the pile of dirt again, sealing it away. This made the team groan, with Pruneface bursting out in anger, "guh! You idiot! what happen!"
"I-I think my invention to mal-malfunction!"
"ggggrrrrr, this is now, what? the hundred time your invention fail us, now!" Stocking shouted.
"Well it not my fault that I have limited supplies", Clemont defend.
"Great, now what are we going to do?" Starscream complain. This gave Alastor an idea, looking at the other team struggling of lifting the chest.
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"I think there a opportunity for me to shine", Alastor confess, "It quite easy, really".
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Alastor came toward the Screaming Sponge, while the other team try to think. They all face to look at Alastor, who gave out a sinister smile to them: "Hello there, my enemies of my team. I see some of you are quite struggling to move this treasure, right?"
"Uhhh, Yeah", Ryuko replied, feeling really creep out by his appearance, "What about it?"
"State your business", Aqua said to him.
"Well, you see I have a brilliant idea to help you move that chest of yours", Alastor said, "Want to hear my idea".
"Why do we want to hear your idea? in fact, why are you helping us?" Brendan asked.
"Yeah, I mean, you on the other side", Samey said, "What your deal here?"
"Oh, it just a polite thing for me to do for the other team", Alastor explain, "I Thought helping you out would boost our relationship a bit better. so want to hear my idea?"
Everyone look at each other, and look back at him, with Wendy replying, "sure, what do you have to say?"
"quite simple, Look over there!" Alastor pointed, with everyone looking at the direction until realizing, they got trick when they found out the chest is replace by a briefcase, which suprise all of them in complete shock.
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Wendy snap herself in the head, "How did I fall for that?!"
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"Did he seriously just use some kind of magic trick on that chest?!" Eddy asked.
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Starscream was now holding the treasure chest, "Yes! Great work, Alastor!"
"Quickly everyone, let us retreat back!" Pruneface told them, the team began to run back to their starting line while the other team were left There, dumbfounded by their action, especially Ryuko and Wendy, both furious on the new guest.
Wendy smash her fist on the floor, "Crap! How did we all fall for it?! I'm so stupid to fall into that guy trap!"
"Me too", Ryuko agree, "especially how he just grin at us".
"Look, we can whine all we want, but we still have a challenge to do", Samey told them, "so let grab the chest and get going".
This gave Wendy some confident in her, realizing she right. She got up, and face her team, "She right. come on guys, let grab the case and get out of here. now move!"
"Wait, I still do the order", Itchy said, but everyone ignore him.
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"I gotta thank Samey for that", Wendy confess, "Knowing how easily trigger I can be, it a good thing there someone to calm the whole situation down. I gotta congrats her".
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Somewhere in the first obstacle, Amy manage to get out of the pit, with cuts and bruises on her. she crawl out, and try to take a deep breath, "Dang it, my hair is broken. stupid ginger girl. This is why I should have been in the other team, instead of this one. Otherwise, I won't end up like-"
Before she can finish her sentence, she was stomp on by the Shrimp Raider, who are hurrying up to reach the finish line. It wasn't them, too; The Screaming Sponge also stomp on her to the exit, ignoring her pain.
Back out in the beach.
Chris, Copperhead, Blue girl, and Phantasma waited for their return, with the Shrimp Raider made it into first place, giving second place to the Screaming Sponge.
The Shrimp Raider celebrate their victory, while the other team groan.
"Congratulation", Chris clap and headed over to them, "You guys manage to get the treasure".
"That right, fool! and all because of me!" Pruneface state.
"Including me, too", Itchy mention.
"Well actaully, I meant the Screaming Sponge", Chris said, causing the Shrimp Raider victory to end, going from complete joy to shock and confuse, except Alastor.
"Wha-what?" Clemont was baffle.
"What are you talking about?" Eva asked, "We got here first place, and we have the treasure!"
"True, but you forgot one tiny thing I mention", Chris said, "want to guess?"
"ooooohhhh right", Lindsay look at the chest more closely, which has a copyright stamp on it, "This is a toy treasure chest, not the real one".
"That right", Chris said, "Which mean the Screaming Sponge are the true winner!"
The Screaming Sponge claim victory, celebrating while the Shrimp Raider groan, except obviously Alastor.
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"All in a plan work", Alastor said.
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"Samey!" Amy shoued, coming back to her team, and walking toward Samy with a grudge look.
"oh, hi amy", Samey whimper, "I'm so glad yo-"
"Fine?! I am not fine! After I got abandon from you guys! you no good, little-"
"Hey! calm down! We won!" Mako reassure her, "Don't need to act viscous on your sister".
"Yeah, at least try to show some happiness for once", Wendy said to her, "Oh, and sorry about throwing you into the pit, earlier. my bad".
Amy wanted to punch her sister, but knowing that her team didn't lost, she calm herself a bit, "Fine, but this is the only exception I'll leave you alone, okay?!"
"uhhhh...Alright, thanks", Samey said.
"pfff, whatever".
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"Phew, that was a close one", Samey was relieve, "Without Mako or Wendy, I would have been punch down like a can".
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"Oh, and for Pruneface and Itchy, I got a special suprise for you two", Chris said, with Pruneface and Itchy awating for their suprise. instead of expecting like a reward or free money, they were shock to see themselves being handcuff by Dick Tracy himself, who manage to track them down.
"what the! Tracy!" Itchy shouted.
"Oh no, it you!" Pruneface said.
"Well now, I finally got you two", Dick Tracy said, "Ridden from your evil manipulation and deception".
"You may have got us, Dick Tracy!" Pruneface swore, "But we will have our revenge, you see".
After Pruneface and Itchy were taken away to custody, Dick Tracy came over to the team, congratulation on them, "Great job, Everyone. you manage to caught them, while I was tracking them down on this island".
"Wait, who are you?" Ryuko asked.
"Dick Tracy is the name", He introduce himself, "I am a detective that was tracking these two crook down from their many crime. one of which includes this one, trying to steal bury treasure for their own gain".
"Wow! you a detective?!" Mako said, "That is sooo cool!"
"Thanks for that compliment", Dick Tracy replied, "I must be off, now. I have more crimminals to track down. Frankly, I could hire my sidekicks to do the job, but I felt like it would be more...uncomfortable to do so. carry on".
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"This day just got weirder and weirder", Ryuko remark.
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"I wonder what in this case", Mikey open up, and everyone came to look, revealing several unknown coins. Everyone was confuse, not expecting to be random, unknown coins.
"Uhhh, what are these?" Samey asked, holding one of them.
"Are these suppose to be coins?" Eddy asked Chris.
"Yeah, they are", Chris said, "But they are a special type of coin. Speaking of special, you guys have won a whole dinner night of pizza, folks!"
"Yeah! I'm first in line!", Mikey yell, running back to the ship.
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"What is it with us getting no supper for victory?" Stocking argue, "We should have won this challenge, but noooo, my dumb ex-boyfriend have to ruin it for us. Just imagine me eating a stack of pizza pie, laying with cream and chocolate!"
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Somewhere on deck, Stocking has a deal to make with Alastor, who was waiting her near the left corner of the ship, far away from the others to hear, "Ah, splended. I knew you would meet me here. You know, I would have chose a better place like the boiler room, but this seem perfect enough".
"Okay, talk mister", Stocking asked, "Why did you made us lose back there? and don't try to blame on someone else. I knew you did it on purpose. you knew very well it fake! so tell me, why?"
"Hahahahaha, that is quite simple", Alastor answer, "I was just playing the game".
"By what?! making us lose?!"
"Not that kind of game, dear", Alastor said, turning his voice more twisted than ever, "I meant, his game".
"What? who's game?" Stocking asked, confuse and a bit suspicious.
"Hahahahaha, you really want to know? it a secret".
"Of coarse, you moron! Why else did you want me here".
Alastor chuckle, "fine then. what if I told you someone is secretly ally himself with someone else from the other team?"
this peak Stocking interest, "Go on".
"It quite predictable", Alastor continue, "this someone is, nonetheless, Starscream and Aqua".
At that moment, Stocking was shock to hear that, "What?!".
"Yep, it true".
"That...that impossble", Stocking try brushing it off, "How would you know? Where your evidence?"
"My dear, I can hear and sense every thought from anyone around me, including you", Alastor said, "you see, I know about their secret alliance, just before the challenge started. Starscream eyes kept glaring Aqua every moment, showing a secret thought from each other. Their plan was quite devilish for them to do. with one taking the lost, while the other take victory. After one and one sharing, they made their way to the final two, meaning all those elimination night were their own game to take down on the many unexpected fools".
"So wait, Starscream and Aqua are ally's?" Stocking asked, "and are planning to get themselves to the final two by getting rid of us?"
"Exactly, which is why I allow our team to lose", Alastor replied, "To give our leader view on me as just another fool, with no doubts at all".
"Seem very clever", Stocking try to comphrend all this; knowing that their leader would most likely pick one by one to be vote off, "That huge, mother ( bleep ) was willing to sacrifice ourselves for him to win?!"
"That is correct".
"Ggggrrrrr, I see, But why are you telling me this", Stocking asked, again.
"Because I have a proposal for you", Alastor said, walking toward her, "We could team up to defeat them".
"What?"
"Think about", Alastor explain, "I have taken down many leaders and overlords that are usually the same with it greed and deceitful manners plaguing the many generation of the idea of leadership. He is no exception. With our demon blood skills, we could play along with his plan, trying to screw around and ruin his objective. Then, I will overthrow him, and you and I will be the final two together. What do you say?"
"I...I don't know", Stocking replied, "I'm still not trusting you",
"I can understand that", Alastor said, "But think of this as a way to, more or less, improve our relationship; or better yet, view me as a smart slave for you".
Alastor then pull out his hand to her, giving a gesture to shake her hand as a deal, "So are you in?"
Stocking think about it. She stare at him, showing a flaming grin on his face and his eyes widen, making his puble grew smaller everytime. After a few moment of silent, She responded, "Fine, I'll team up with you".
"Excellent".
"But with one exception", Stocking said, "I'm deciding to choose my own destiny. meaning, I can change my mind whenever I want to. you got that?"
"hmmm, I got it. So it a deal?" Alastor asked again, with Sotcking pulling our her hand and shaking hhim, gripping each other as a alliance, "Yes, it a deal".
"Brilliant".
Statics.
"He may think I am willing to ally myself with him, but know this", Stocking said, "I will literally crush him, if he try getting in my way".
Statics.
At the elimination night, everyone was sited at the same table. Lightning himself was still numb, but Chris did said he will recover it, sooner or later.
"Another soar loser from you guys", Chris said, "Don't know if one of you are curse or not. anyways, There are only one cocktail that isn't on here, which means one of you will have to go. so when I call your name, please come on the theater and get your cocktail. The following people goes to..."
"Starscream".
"Dawn".
"Eva".
"Lindsay".
"Armin".
"Sanji".
"Lightning".
"Rolf".
"Satoshi".
"Stocking".
"Beastman".
"and Yuka", This left Clemont and Alastor the only two, "Alastor, you cause your team to lose by giving them the fake one. Clemont, This is pretty much a running gag of your invention failing. But since there is one cocktail left, one of you will have to go. Will it be Alastor, the newest and early member to be vote off? or Clemont, a inventors that keeps backfiring on his team. So the final cocktail goes to..."
Dramatic silent came, with Clemont clenching himself together, awaiting either his name or Alastor name to be call out. Alastor himself doesn't seem to care. After a long pause of silent, Chris finally call out, "Alastor".
Alastor came on stage, and drank the cocktail. Clemont himself was at dismay, feeling bad for humself to cause his team to lose. Chris came by and said, "Sorry dude, it has to be done".
Clemont sigh, "I know, just take me over there already".
At the dock, everyone was there to say their goodbyes to Clemont, who has everything with him.
"Sorry Clemont, it nothing personal", Satoshi said.
"Yeah, at least we remember how great your ideas are", Lindsay told him, "Even if some of them doesn't work".
"Thanks guys, I-" Before Clemont can finish his last sentence, he was drop down into the portal. Coppehead pull down the portal, shutting it down.
Statics.
"I may have gain the trust of Starscream", Alastor said, "But I have already gotten rid of his useful underling. This may be the only time I play his game because now, throughout the show, he is in my game".
Statics.
Before Starscream can return back to his cage, Aqua try to whisper him behind a structure, hiding herself away from anyone notice, "Starscream, I need to speak with you".
"Hmm, what now?" Starscream came over, "Are you here to give me a slice. no thanks, I'm not a earth food lover".
"No, I need to speak with you on something", Aqua said, "Ryuko has suspicous on our activity".
"What? how?"
"I don't know", Aqua replied, "It could very well be us separating away from the team. What should we do?"
"Hmmm, let me think about it", Starscream mutter, then began to speak, "Alright then, I have a plan. we just continue on our routine a bit, until her suspension die out; but for now, you and I must interact less more often. We cannot let her and the others know more on our alliance, deal?"
"Deal".
After they both left, Chris look at the viewer, "With a nerd already gone, who will be the next to be cast off into the abyss? will there be more drama in the future? found out next time on Total Drama Cruise!"
Well, this is interesting. Now there's a second alliance group in this show. not only that, but we Ryuko being the first to see through something odd between Starscream and Aqua. Will she discover their secret? and will she be alone? will the others notice about it? found out more in the next episode of Total Drama cruise.
Also, I know this chapter may have been really quick, but I wanna to set up a conflict later on in the story. on another note, I am thinking of making a Ridonculous race crossover with each two or three pair a request of characters being in it. So yeah, I need some request for the RR crossover, it can only be CARTOON and ANIME ONLY. So send up some suggestions or requests on Review and Pm. If you have any challenge ideas or guests and interns to be in this show, send in it through Review and Pm. Stay tune for more action on the next episode.
