Hello everyone, I am still working on the next chapter of Total Drama and that filler chapter. Anyways, I'm deciding to add a third filler chapter. This time, it invovles characters being absent from their show, and having someone filling in their role. anyways, let's begin this new filler stuff!
Somewhere in a field of grass and flowers, four adventure heros stand in front of a huge, bloodthirsty boars, ready to chomp on their Heads. There is the only male character, Kasuma. Next up is Darkness. Last and not least, Megumin. Both ready to defeat and eat some boars.
"Okay, this is it", Kasuma said, "New Aqua, Quick! throw our baits to these monsters, and use your...Aqua? Aqua!"
The new Aqua was not their Aqua, but instead it someone who dress up like Aqua. It OWEN! who has ate a ton of bait and potion, thinking to be sauce, "Wait, we aren't suppose to eat these?"
The others stare at him, dumbfounded and shock.
"Idiot! those are suppose to be our bait for them!" Kasuma told him.
"ooooooohhhhhhh, so that why we need these", Owne slap himself on the wrist, "I thought they these were our lunch, my bad. Heheheheh...oh".
Interview: "ever since I sign up to be a fill in for a new contestant", Owen said, "Everything seem to change for me. Like, I have to wear this weird, blue dress with no pants on. I'm mean, Seriously, who wear these? But overall, it not a bad world. There's good people, good enviroment, and good food, especially the food".
"Owen, or new aqua, is really a pain to sit through", Kasuma confess, "He's an idiot, lazy, annoying, constantly eat and fart; But I have to be honest, at least I wont be blame for another drunk fight because I get that a lot. However, I still have to pay a enormous amount of check because of his hunger on dinner in this world! Seriously, Whenever we go into a cave, He keeps farting every seconds when the enemies are hiding".
At the mansion, where Kasuma and others live. Everyone were at the living room, with Owen eating a cake.
"Owen, we need to talk about you being...new Aqua", Kasuma spoke.
"What about it?" Owen asked, still having chunks of cake stuff into his mouth, "Is it because of my dress? or is it my farting problem?"
"Well no, but yes", Kasuma get straight to the point, "I think you are becoming too much of a screw up, Okay?".
"What do you mean by that?"
"Let me talk with him", Darkness said, looking toward Owen, "What he mean is", Darkness try to explain, going from calm to irriated, "YOU ARE ALMOST KILLING MY PRECIOUS KASUMA, MORON!"
"Ow! You don't have to yell at me", Owen replied.
"look Owen, we appericate you trying helping us and stuff", Megumin said, "But don't you think you are acting a bit too childish? because let's be honest, you are going to be a red target to everyone".
"So you wan't me to become less childish and more competent?"
Yes!" All of them yell.
"man, being a group of adventurers is hard", Owen confess, "They keep telling me to loose up my eating habits a lot. I can't help it; it part of my immunity, what else can I do about it?"
"Not sure how long Aqua will be eliminated", Megumin guess, "Possibly around after the merge. I don't know, we don't even have tv here. We only have cauldrons, magic mirrors, and those weird, glowing bulbs. Hope she does get vote off because this new Aqua is probably unbearable to sit through".
"He's not thicc enough", Darkness confess, "So that why I wish Aqua comes back".
The trio walk through a village, going around and looking for any duty to do. Everyone were pretty much weirded out by Owen dress. This of coarse, embarrass them.
"Okay, when is our next adventure?" Owen asked, "Is it dragons? no wait, is it goblins? wait, I think I take that back, no goblins, right?"
"No, and yes", Kasuma said, "We just going to some markets to buy a few things, and you better not try eating anything there, got it? I know how over obsessed you be when seeing food".
"No problem, man", Owen replied, "I won't do it again. I swear in my heart".
"Spoiler, he did", Megumin said.
At a gothic and abandoned church, somewhere far from the village and near a forest.
"So this is the place, right?" Megumin asked Kasuma holding a map.
"Yep, this is the place", He replied, "Though the people over there didn't state it a chruch. I thought it was going to be somekind mansion or kingdom".
"Or maybe a restaurant", Owen thought, "Seriously, does anyone feel hungry right now?"
"Pal, didn't you ate already?" Darkness asked, baffle by his hunger, "You ate three hundred of steak and cake back there, how are you still that hungry?"
"sometime I get a bit hungry later on", Owen replied, "Usually whenever I'm running".
Kasuma sigh, "Of coarse".
They enter in the church. The church was very dark, making the gothic tone blend in the darkness. Scatter broken chairs, and glass spread throughout the floor. Not a single rat would live in here, nor anyone that is vire like this. The light was only produce by Megumin staff. They made their way, walking in the huge, empty hallway. Owen himself was a bit scare, "Uhhhh, hey guys. What are we looking for, again?"
"Some kind of beast", Kasuma replied, "Possibly a spider, with the amount of webs everywhere".
"Hey, you know I could totally need some explosion right now", Megumin comment with Owen.
"Totally understand that", Owen agree, "You know, you kinda remind me of Izzy a bit. She usually like to do some wacky stuff like be a snake or Wolf, or try eating some extreme stuff, which kinda think about it is really, really dangerous".
"Does she like explosive?"
"Totally".
"I don't know why we need him", Megumin said, "Wish we have Izzy. She seem a lot better than Owen, not that I have something against him".
They made their way to the passage, down in some dark and slimy stairs, fill with the rim of webs.
"Okay everyone, let's try to keep quite and not make any noises", Kasuma told them, "Especially you, new Aqua".
"Don't worry, I'll keep quite", Owen whisper, before farting which cause a huge echo of Owen fart sound to spread throughout the building, "Sorry".
Then, two red glowing eyes peer to them from the darkness. Knowing how Owen screw up their stealth mission, they began to run back the stairs at the disamy to Owen, being fat and hating running, "Wait for me!"
"Okay, maybe I should had gone to a restroom", Owen said.
"Come on, you fat idiot! Get out already!" Kasuma told Owen, who was stuck at the stairs exist, with Kasuma, Megumin, and Darkness struggling to push him through while a giant spider try to get to them.
"I can't! ow! I'm kinda-Ow! stuck here-Ow!" Owen said.
"Quick, we gotta do something fast", Kasuma told his team, "Otherwise, we going to be a buffet meal to it, with Owen being the hamburger".
"I could use my sword!" Darkness suggest, pulling her sword.
"No, you just going to act fully lewd around it", Kasuma told her, "And you know how annoyed and disguesting I felt when you do stuff like that".
"Maybe I could do some explosion", Megumin also suggest.
"Uhhh, let me think, no".
"Oh come on! If you not going to use her suggestion", Megumin said, "At least choose mines! it might work!"
"Which would bury us alive!".
"You don't know that".
"Umm, hey guys", Owen inform them, "I think my stomach is going to explode".
After hearing what he meant, they froze; And Kasuma, being the leader he is, said to Megumin, "Okay...do it".
And with that, Megumin cast a spell, while Owen stomach start to grumble and moan until...BOOM! The church itself crumble down into chunks of bricks and stone, leaving a open sky to shine down lights on our hero. With the spider crush by a huge stone, everyone was alright...except Kasuma who was stuck up in Owen butt, "Oops, Sorry".
"...Wish I was in Aqua butt than his", Kasuma said, traumatize by him.
At the mansion, Owen was celebrating of their success of killing the spider. Darkness and Megumin themselves sat in the living room, alongside Owen, "Yea! Wooohoooo! We did it, guys! woooooo! man, I could really need a pizza right now. Say, where's Kasuma?"
"He's taking a long shower", Megumin said.
"Oh, well I hope he's okay", Owen goes on another topic, "So how did I do? Did I help in anyways?"
"Well...due to you being fat and blocking our entrance", Darkness replied, "You did at least help us by...facing our enemy".
"huh, Is that it?"
"Uhhh, Yeah, that it", Megumin added, "Great job, you did a fantastic job".
"Wow, I did something useful", Owen being naive he is, accept their compliment, "Thanks guys".
Owen hug both of them, squishing them, harder that for some reason arouse Darkness.
"Okay I take that back, Owen is THICC! smoky thicc!" Darkness said.
"Sure, I may have screw up sometime", Owen confess, "But at least I was pro active in their involvement. If I learn something today, fatness always help us face fear...even if I it could kill us".
Yep, this is yet, another filler chapter. This time, it much shorter and it just a way for new updates to come out, very soon. I hope everyone enjoy this and stay tune for more chapters, everyone.
