Hey, I'm back. I loved the reviews I received it! It made me all 10 kinds of happy. Oh so you're not confuzzled, there are 10 types of happy, 7 types of angry, and 28 types of sadness. I'm usually on 0 happy, 3 angry, and 27 sadness, which is good cuz when you hit 28 you get suicidal. So as you can see, you really made an impact! YAY! Also if you want, I'll leave little Naruto fics, poems, etc… They'll go a bit like this:
In the mind of Naruto: Sometimes I think what would JD Powers do. Then I think who is he, I've heard that name somewhere before. Then I shrug and go eat some ramen.
You decide. Neways, On with the story.
Chapter 2'Oh. My. God. This is not happening' A scarlet Gaara thought, and he thought, and he thought again, all through the end of class and all the way into the start of the next. In fact, the thought basically became a mantra. Sasuke actually hit on him. A gorgeous boy, no, sex-god, hit on him. And to top it off, he was aroused, which would explain the position he was sitting in. Bent over, with his arms tucked over his lap… Joy.
Oh yeah, and his 'best friend' was coming in, this was going to be hell.
"Gaara!" Came the annoyingly happy voice of his best friend Naruto. "Hey Gaara! Guess what, guess what."
What else could he do? "What?" Gaara muttered begrudgingly.
"My old best friend and enemy is back!" He practically sang, slapping Gaara hard on the back.
"You know Sasuke!" The redhead practically yelled and stood up, obviously forgetting about his problem… but thankfully he remembered and sat back down into his uncomfortable position. (AN: I sooooo got you, admit it.)
"Of course I know Sasuke! How do you know him?" Was the typically loud reply of the blonde boy.
"I sat by him last block in Japanese, we… kind of… flirted with each other." Gaara mumbled. This might be becoming a habit.
"You and Sasuke flirted?" Naruto asked with a look of shock on his face. "I knew it!" He then threw his fist up in the air with a look of triumph. "He is gay. I tried telling Sakura he was the entire last year he was here, but she was all 'No Naruto, You're gay!' But I'm not! He is. Oh and this is good news for you, huh Gaara? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge."
"My God, Naruto! I've told you a million times you don't say it, you just do it. And will you stop nudging me? It fucking hurts!" The redhead snapped.
"Oh, sorry." Naruto apologized, letting his arm drop from its previous arm-nudging position. He then looked around and quietly whispered as though the entire class wasn't currently staring at them. "So what did you guys talk about?"
"Not much, we were in Iruka-sensei's class." Gaara muttered. Yes, it was definitely becoming a habit. "Hey, could you tell me a bit about Sasuke? You know as you used to be friends with him."
"Hnn? I guess." Naruto replied, scratching his chin. "Let's see. He's conceited, arrogant, an ass, and an all around bastard. And he was my best friend until you arrived."
"Best friend!" Gaara asked incredulously. "You talk about him as if he were your enemy. How do you talk about me when I'm not around?"
"Not much. Just that your anger scares me shitless." The blonde replied scratching the back of his head, but then seeing the anger growing in Gaara's heavily lined eyes, decided it would be best to continue. "Anyways, at first I hated him. But once you get past that 'I'm better than you' attitude, his fierce desire to show everyone up, and his make a fool out of Naruto- I hate that jerk! Now I remember why I threw that party when he left. The guy's an ass!" Naruto concluded, throwing his fist in the air. "Oh, and hey Gaara? Why are you sitting like that?"
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If you thought Gaara's day so far was interesting, you should have seen Sasuke's. Despite the awkward ride to school with Itachi, with said brother trying to get in a last minute grope, it was okay… Actually, it sucked… hard. First thing he thought was that if he wore his shirt that obviously stated that he was gay, the fan-girls would leave him alone. No, half of them were clueless, part of them thought they were hot enough to convert him, and the rest just thought it made him even hotter. What was a guy to do?
He ran. He ran as fast as he could to his period class, actually having to shake Sakura and Ino off of his arms, forcefully. After he was in the class he tried to make himself as unnoticeable, and it surprisingly worked. Thank God.
Then it happened. The hottest boy that his eyes had ever lain upon walked in the room. It honestly surprised him that he didn't have his own fan club trailing him. Gorgeous pale skin surrounded by blood-red hair and a red tattoo on the corner of his forehead. Not only that, but the way his pants hugged his perfectly rounded butt should have been illegal, and that eyeliner showed off his mint eyes way better than it should. There was no way someone that perfect could be gay, but that shirt, there was hope!
Sasuke immediately wiped the drool from his face and tried not to die when he saw that he was walking towards him. When the boy took the seat, if he had been anyone else he might have eeped, or tried to initiate a conversation, but as he was Sasuke, 5,4,3,2, and 1.
"Hey. My name is Gaara." Worked every time.
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Now Sasuke was sitting in his second period class, wondering why he ever agreed to eat lunch with Naruto over the phone last night, when he could be trying to find that gorgeous boy and eat with him. Why? The bell was about to ring and that signaled A-lunch, which he happened to have on A days. Easy enough to remember.
After the longest 2 minutes of his life passed, the bell finally rang, and he was on his way to the spot Naruto specified over the phone. Sasuke weaved through the hungry lunch crowed and found the place he was talking about. It wasn't hard to miss as Naruto was currently standing up on the bench and half-waving, half-screaming for him to come over there. Typical dobe.
As Sasuke neared, he saw something he didn't expect. He saw Gaara sitting there like it was an everyday occurrence. Sitting there were also some of the usual kids Naruto hung out with, Shino, Neji, Kiba, Lee, Shikamaru, and oh God no, Sakura.
"Hey Sasuke!" Naruto yelled pulling him into a hug. "Long time, no see. How's the bastard been doing lately?"
"Not much Dobe." The bastard replied, trying to refrain from killing a certain blonde. "Wow, you got tall. I always thought you'd stay short and stupid. Guess now it's just stupid." Sasuke said as he pried himself from the now tall Naruto.
"Bastard!" The offended blonde yelled. "Anyways, you should remember the gang. And I think you know Gaara." Naruto said this time actually not saying 'wink, wink, nudge, nudge' as he did it. Sasuke almost smiled at the number of shades of red the redhead accomplished.
"Yeah, we had Japanese together with Iruka-sensei." Gaara muttered.
"Does Naruto still have a crush on him? I swear when Iruka taught 7th grade Japanese, I thought Naruto was going to be gay the way he wouldn't stop talking about him." Sasuke said laughing at the way Naruto's mouth gaped open like a caught fish.
"Awe, Naruto's first man-crush was Iruka-sensei. Does Hinata know about this?" Gaara mocked at the red-faced blonde.
"Oh yeah where is Hinata?" Sasuke asked. "I thought Naruto was finally going out with her.
"She has C-lunch today." Neji answered. Sasuke had forgot how hot he was. Too bad he was in love with Naruto. That was the entire reason for the Hyuuga feud, only Naruto was too blonde to see that.
"Why don't you sit down Sasuke?" Sakura asked twirling her pink hair.
"Thanks. I think I will." Sasuke said, sitting down by Gaara, relishing the looks on both their faces. Was it possible for two shades of red to be the same for totally different reasons? Yes. Yes it was. Sakura looked like she was going to cry from anger, and well, Gaara looked embarrassed for the attention he was receiving.
"So, do you have a myspace?" Sasuke asked Gaara.
Okay that was chapter 2. Do you like it? I didn't really feel it as I was writing it. Oh and to all those I told I would update on Saturday. I'm sooooooooooo sorry. It really wasn't my fault. First I was sick, and then I had make-up work besides my homework. Then when I was finally able to type, my nephew in all his 2-year-old glory, decided it was a good idea to turn the computer off in the middle of me typing, so all my work was unsaved, and cursing him out didn't help. Oh well.
Oh and I finally sold out and got a myspace! Yay! This is going to be used only for my Fanfiction friends, cuz I hate most of the people at my school, and none of my friends have one, so I figure it would be cool to have one just for you people. Check it out on my profile under my homepage and add me!
Oh and so you're not confused, I set them up on a block schedule. There are A and B days, four 1 and a half-hour classes each day, and A, B, and C, lunches that are somewhere in 3rd block. Oh and school starts at 8:50 and ends at 3:55.
