A Strange Adventure 3: Arthur vs. the World

By NocturneD (WINGZ)

Note: Wow I never exactly finished this one either, well my attempt to finish it with this chapter then.

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Chapter 2: Madder than Mad

Arthur woke up the next morning and he was mad for some reason, he saw his dog Pal sleeping on the foot of his bed. Arthur got out of bed and picked up his puppy, then walked out his room and threw his dog down the stairs hearing it yelp.

That didn't satisfy Arthur's anger, he walked down the stairs ignoring the injured puppy and walked into the kitchen to see his father making breakfast, "Oh hey Arthur. I'm making something stupid for breakfast and I want you to eat it."

Arthur was angry, he walked over to the kitchen drawer and pulled out a big knife. Then he walked behind his dad and stabbed him in the back. David Read shouted in pain as Arthur continued to stab his father to death until he was a big bloody mess, Arthur got blood on his blue pajamas and decided to go take a bath. Only to find his mother brushing her hair, Arthur replied, "Get out mom I need to shit!"

"Arthur! Watch your language!" Diane Read shouted at her son, "And why is there blood all over you?"

Arthur was angry... So he shoved his mother out the window causing her to land on the driveway cracking her head open and bleeding all over the concrete. Arthur decided to go to school with his bloody pajamas on, he sat down in the classroom and doesn't care how late he was.

"Arthur you're four hours late, you get a detention!" Mr. Ratburn was tapping his foot on the ground, "And why are you covered in blood?"

Arthur was angry, he punched Mr. Ratburn in the testicles then lifted his own desk above his head and bashed the rat over the head with it about a hundred times until he was nothing but a bloody stump on the floor. The class cheered, Arthur stood up and announced, "I am your new king! Obey me and I will guarantee I won't kill you! Unless you piss me off..." The kids looked at each other and decided to obey Arthur as they soon set up his own throne by stacking up their desks, "Now my follows, you all can now suck my..."

"Arthur Read, what in god's name are you doing?" Mr. Haney demanded answers, "And why are you covered in blood?"

"Shut up and go the fudge away!" Arthur ordered, Mr. Haney left without caring. Arthur then now ordered Fern and Sue Ellen to be his fan girls, he ordered Binky and Francine to fight to the death in the classroom, he told Buster to go get him a soda, George to tell him jokes, Jenna was rubbing his feet, he told Muffy to go be useful and kill herself, he then told the Brain to dress up like an Asian hooker with a clown wig on his head and just stand there.

"Hey uh, Arthur. They don't have cherry soda in the machine." Buster came back with an orange soda.

Arthur was mad, he took the orange soda from Buster and bashed his face in with it. He stood up and accidently killed Jenna was his stinky feet and she died without oxygen, Francine already killed Binky by stabbing him in the eye with a pencil, Brain just stood there, he grabbed Sue Ellen and Fern and smashed their heads together. He then walked over to Francine and stabbed her in the eye with a pencil like she did with Binky. Arthur was mad, he left the classroom while George and Brain just stood there looking at each other.

"Thought he was going to kill us too." Brain sighed in relief, suddenly out of nowhere the two left blown up for no apparent reason leaving blood and guts all over the classroom.

Arthur was still mad, he walked over to Crosswire motors and stole a car then ran over Mr. Crosswire. He stopped at the sugar bowl and wanted ice cream, they didn't have the flavor he wanted so he killed everyone there too, he then went to the library and found out the books he wanted weren't there either so killed the librarian and everyone in it. He was laughing like a maniac as he went on a rampage through out Elwood City. He wasn't finally satisfied until everyone was dead... but then...

Arthur was all alone... he dropped to his knees looking at his shaking hands trembling, "What have I done?" He looked up at the sky, "I NEED HELP!" And then Arthur was struck by lightning and went to hell like everyone else did while the devil showed him nothing but old reruns of Sex in the City. Arthur screamed loudly for the rest of eternity.

The end...

Note: Wow. Another half assed ending... Sorry it seemed to violent but I just didn't know what to write. Probably should changed the name called Arthur vs. His Friends. But anyway, there you go.