At the Adventurer Guild, where heros rank and hire to do some certain task, Goblin Slayer was one of the highest rank. He approach the counter, alongside his trusted crew, a elf, a dwarf, and a dinosaur of some sort. At the counter, a guild girl was pleased to see him to return, all while ignoring blood stains that cover his entire armor. She was used to it at this point. Goblin Slayer himself doesn't mind it that much.
"So Goblin Slayer, how's the adventure been going?" She asked, gleefully.
"Fine, I guess", He replied, emotionless and unenthusiastic, "We manage to cut down most of the rats horde. They'll be back".
"That's good to hear", The guild girl smile and put her hand flst together, asking, "Say, I heard someone was taking up a role for the priest in your gang. Who is it, Anyways?"
"uhhh...she's" the high elf archer put her focus glare to their newest, replacement member, who was bothering two adventurer, one girl and one boy, which the boy attracted her new member interest.
"Hi, my name is Sierra, and you look very, very, very, very, VERY much like my husband", Sierra pulled out her phone and show it to them, "I got a photo of him right here, alongside other photos of my husband".
She scroll down her photo album and continue to make them uncomfortable. Most of the photos itself consist of her taking photo through the window or through bushes, while his husband not noticing her, Here's when my husband when sleeping, here's my husband eating, here's my husband taking a shower, and here's my husband doing his dirty buisness at a photo of Gwen. Mind you, this was recently when he hit puberty".
Sierra: "I love being an adventurer. Just because in fantasy world, it consist of heros having brown hair, which always remind me of Cody a lot. I even write a fantasy fanfic crossover, with Cody as Frodo and me as Sam or Gandalf. Yeah, I inserted myself, twice".
Elf Archer: "Okay, I don't know why she was choosen to be our Priestess replacement. Not that I'm against her in every way, but she's so irritating. She constantly babble about Cody, Cody, and CODY! Like he somekind of god, and I don't even know who's this cody is. From what I can tell by seeing her photo album, it seems like he doesn't want any relationship with her; Which is understandble".
Goblin Slayer: "I have nothing to say to her. That's all".
The group were walking through a grass, clean field. Most of the conversation was Sierra constant babbling about Cody and nothing else. Sometime she would speak on other subject, but it is mostly about her and Cody.
"Man, it's really great that you guys bring me to your first goblin adventure", Sierra said, "Usually, I would've prefer we go to fight some rats because rats always remind me of Cody a bit".
"Sheesh, this odd maiden is quite a babbling buffoon", The dwarf comment, "I mean, Seriously. You'll think a stool is like a Cody".
"Actually, at my house, I decorate everything with Cody pictures, including the stool, of coarse".
"Did you as well put the picture on the toilet, too?"
"uh huh", Sierra nodded, weirding the elf archer even more.
"Stay clear, goblins can jump out at any moment", Goblin Slayer tell his crew.
"you know, I always wonder what he look like without the helment", Sierra the asked the archer, "What'd you think he look like? I always thought he would look similar to Cody".
"I already know what he look like".
"Really? Does he look like Cody?"
"Uhh No, he has white hair, and plus, he isn't skinny, nor has a loose tooth".
"Oh...so he's white hair Cody".
The elf archer simply facepalm and groan from disbelief.
Finally, they reach at the entrance of a cave. They were all prepare themselves for any danger, except Serria who pull out her phone and snap photos, annoying the cast.
The Lizard priest asked politely, demanding, "Madam, no offense at your type of practice, but do you really need-"
"Not now" Serria interrupt, "I'm trying to take some photo here, so I could hang it up on my wall".
The high Elf archer commented, "Well, that's sound Weird, but not too out of the ordina-"
"Before that, I need to photoshop myself with Cody in these photos".
"And now I'm feeling uncomfortable".
The Dwarf shaman remark, "Ha, seems like someone isn't getting used to our new guest".
"Oh, shove a glass of shit in your throat, why don't ya", Elf archer retorted.
Serria: "I don't get why anyone would be bother by me being obsessed with Cody. I mean, it's not like I'm hurting anyone".
They walk in the dim light of the cave. Torches litter and blood splatter. Only the remaining weapons of swords and shields were left behind, by many that tried to escape and regret their decision.
They proceed through in the cave.
"So guys, I need we fought through a bunch of horde of pigs and stuff, but kind of goblin are we facing?" Serria asked.
"Vicious, Cruel, selfish, rapist killer, and nothing more, but the scum of this world", Goblin Slayer replied, leading head first and his axe ready out.
"Well that's not a good description".
Suddenly, three goblins appear from the shadows, wielding knifes for ready to kill.
They position themselves to strike, but Serria jump out at them, "Oh my god, it's mini cody's!"
"What?!" Elf archer yelled in disablief, including the goblins and the others.
"What're you doing, stupid girl?" The dwarf asked, "Don't you see we are-"
Serria ignore them and continue to approach them, "Wow, they look so cute! I could literally bring them back home and raise them like Cody's"
The goblins were confuse and scare, never expecting a women to be very thrill of seeing them around. They always expect a female to either run away with fear or try an attempt of fighting back. Neither of those are happening in this case.
"Is she out of her mind?" Elf archer was bewilder, "She's literally going to get herself killed".
"Come here, Cody's", Serria demanded, approaching them with her hands out and ready to grab them. The goblins were scare, they step back, " Come on, Mommy isn't going to hurt ya".
Then they fled, screaming. Serria begin to chase after them with the surprise shock of the whole group ( Except Goblin Slayer ), "Hey! Come back here! Let me take a few selfie with you, mini cody's!"
"Well, it seems like the maiden is quite cooky", The Dwarf shaman comment.
"Oh, you don't say?" Elf archer look at him.
"Now what?" the Lizard priest asked Goblin Slayer, "Should we follow her?"
"We can't let any harm go onto her", Goblin Slayer replied, "Now come on".
Darwin shaman: "Now, normally I wouldn't allow an innocent bystander to get hurt, but in this case. I think this maiden has it all under control. Those goblins look like they would barely be attracted to her".
"Don't run away from me adorable, mini cody's!" Serria called out. Then, she bump into a more huge and fat Goblin, looking down at her with a stern look. Serria wasn't afraid. She got up and clean off some pebbles on her, "Hey, would you mind not blocking the road? I'm trying to capture some mini cody's".
The gobiln simply roar at her, and before it could use his giant fist to crush her, he was shot by an arrow by the Elf archer, who drag her away from the action, while the rest go straight into the killed.
"What was that for?" Serria asked Elf archer, "Don't you see I was trying to get one of those mini Cody's"
"Listen, I don't want to burst your bubble, but THOSE AREN'T CUTE, ADORABLE CODY'S!" Elf archer reminded her, "They almost killed you!"
"Yea, so? I can deal with em", Serria said, "Their like childrens".
"Excuse me?" Elf archer was dumbfounded, "Those aren't childrens. Those are vicious killers that rape and torture anyone. Did you even saw one of them almost crushing you?!"
"You really don't know me. I can literally go through anything. It's not like being crush is anything new to me. I beat up a shark for crying out loud!"
"Yea, but that's not the same thing", A goblin jump and Elf archer swiftly shot it down, "What I'm trying to say is everything is not going to be like expected like cody's. Are you even freaking delusional?!"
"No, I'm not", Serria said, while the slaughter continue on in the background, "I'm just...ummmmm...overreacting".
"How's that supposed to be "overreacting?" "
"I don't know".
A huge explosion had happen and Goblin Slayer and the others return from the salughter, "All the goblins are dead. I manage to destroy every hatchlings with some of my liquer bombs".
"Which was quite effective, mind you", Dwarf shaman remark.
"Yes, it was", the Lizard priest then asked, "Anyways, how's your conversation?"
Elf archer replied, "Oh nothing. Just trying to give her some dose of reality".
"Hey, are there any mini cody's still around?" Serria asked, "I want to take a few selfie before we go".
Goblin look at Dwarf shaman and the Lizard priest, then look at the Elf archer who simply just shrugged it off.
Serria: "It was a nice adventure I have with them. Sure, they seem to not like my way of thinking, but I can't help myself. Cody's is everything for me. He's my support, my husband, my family, and my lawyer. He's everything to me. Which is why I took a few selfie to send to Cody".
Goblin Slayer: "Even if she seems...not bright, she was useful. She did manage to track down their nesting place. I'll giver her some point for that".
Back on Earth, Cody was in his room reading a maginze fill with Gwen cut outs when suddenly, his phone rang and answer it, "Hello?"
It responded, "Hi Cody! It's me, Serria!"
Cody sigh, "Hi Serria, how are you?"
"I'm fine", Serria said, "Great actaully. I manage to meet some new friends and learn some new things like do you know Goblins rarely have any females at all, so they try breeding some other females, which is why they seem to love doing all those nasty things?"
"Wow, Serria, that sounds amazing", Cody sarcastically replied, with a deadpan look.
"That's not all", Serria continue, "I even took a few selfie with them. Unfortunately, most of them aren't alive, but I manage to took em. Here, I'll send it to you",
Serria send the selfies photos to him and Cody look at them, "Okay Serria, it looks nice and all, bu- GOOD LORD! SERRIA!"
Cody was horrified to see Serria taking photos near some goblin corpses. He even vomited.
"I know, pretty cool huh?" Serria asked, with her pals looking at her in disgust.
"She's...useless", the Elf archer facepalm, with Goblin Slayer nodded in agreement.
Hi, hope everyone enjoy another filler chapter. Make sure to send some suggestions of characters, and vote for who to return, And I'll see ya later, folks.
