Hello, welcome to more Torture! Backstabbing! Cruise!
Let's read the review first, shall we.
Memeking the third: Seem's like Yuka isn't playing no more. No longer she's a sweet, innocent girl. Now she's feral Zoey! It is sad for Lightning to go; But hey, I'm not pulling any punches when voting off characters.
TheMasterKat: Ryuko really do need to do something quick, if she's going to last longer. I can tell you are extremely happy to see Lightning Sha-gone! Sorry, just love to say Sha a lot.
Happiness Studios: I do love how you aren't pulling any punches, when critizing fanfics. I like it. I'm glad you still enjoy the chapter and I'm glad you happy that some of your suggestions are now in for next season.
Guest: Yep, it's totally going to bite him for this challenge.
Anyways, no time to waste! Let's go!
"Last time on Total Drama Cruise!" Chris recap, "We torture the contestants with aliens and Cobra. Now, they're dealing with ghosts! in a haunted school! Their main objective is to found four charms and bring it to me. However, this seem very difficulty as Ryuko stupidity allow Aqua to go alone. Oh, my bad, she gone alone with Mako, which ends up real fine. As for the others, they're still dealing with the supernatural and Ghostbusters, with Yuka suddenly going from cute to feral! Yikes! With the Screaming Sponge victory, mainly Aqua. The loser to go home is Lightning! Shabam! and Sha-bye! Who will break this time? Found out now on Total Drama Cruise!"
It was a normal day on the cruise, as it sail through the daylight of the sun.
In the cafeteria, Yuka was carving a wood with her knife. Approaching her and sitting next to her was Eva, who was impressed that she convince everyone to vote off Lightning. Now that he's gone, she doesn't have any problems, except Alastor and Starscream.
"Hey Yuka, I gotta say", Eva remark, "I'm actually starting to like being an ally with you. Now that jock is outta the way, we can focus more on us getting to the finale. What do you say?"
"I'm not interested", Yuka respond, not looking at her.
This surprises Eva, "Uhh, What?"
"Yeah, you hear me", Yuka continue, "I'm not interested stay in a alliance with you".
Eva didn't take it serious, and shrugged it off, "Come on, you got to be joking me?"
"No, I'm dead serious. You and I are no longer allies. From now on, I'm just a lone wolf, and you are my prey".
Eva decided to fet rid of her calm side, "Listen tough girl, I don't think you understand. Without me, you on your own; Which means, I can't help you".
Yuka smirk, "Heh, same as you",
This made Eva frustrated, growling and slamming her fist on the table, "Fine! Be that way! But just remember! You'll be crawling back to me!"
"Alright, I'll remember that...if you last longer", Yuka sarcastically said, as Eva left the room, stomping. After she was done carving, it reveal to be a cute bear for herself to keep.
Statics, cut to Eva.
"Ugh! Great, there goes my only chance to get to the finale! But who cares, I'll figure a way to get there, somehow. I mean, it wouldn't be that hard".
Statics.
In one of the cabin, Stocking was discussing with Ratar O from last challenge. Ratar O wasn't all impressed by her action. In fact, he see it as weak and pathetic for someone that suppose to be a demon.
"Your little action literally cause us to lose", Ratar O reminded her, "If you haven't given her the charm, we would've still win".
"Well, it doesn't matter anyways", Stocking told him, "Lightning is gone and that's it. There's not gonna be an annoying jock getting in our way, that's for sure".
"Even if he's gone, there's still one problem. you!" Ratar o pointed at her, making her gasp.
"Me?!"
"Yes", Ratar O said, pointing at her, "You been acting too obsessive with sweets a lot. I notice you ignoring my helpful advice, while you were chowing down a cake at the buffet".
"I was trying to get a break!"
"Well, you could've listen to me", Ratar O state, pointing himself, and point back at her, "Otherwise, you won't get enough help from me, which will be your downfall".
"Come on, just because I have a obsession, doesn't mean it makes me weak".
"Of coarse it does! How can I help you if those sweets keep distracting you. Maybe being a helper for you wasn't a good idea".
"Hey! You wan't me to throw you out the ship or not?! Because I will do it!"
"Hello, my dear!" A voice was heard, jumping Stocking a bit when seeing Alastor at the doorway, with his staff and grin. He approached her, sat next to her, and stare at her with his radio like teeth, "What were doing?"
"Uhh, Nothing", Stocking replied, trying to retort back by asking, "What're you doing here?"
"Simple, we need to talk", Alastor said, dropping his whole grin stitch and get serious, "About you and me".
"Why?"
Alastor sigh, "I don't know...I guess it's been a while we haven't done so much together, after we visit Third Earth. Ever since then, you became very exclusive. Can you tell me why?"
"Well, it's just...I was busy trying to come up with another strategy", Stocking replied, "You know, wondering what we should do when we get to the merge".
"Oh really?" Alastor checking his nail and not paying attention to her, as Stocking was desperatly trying to not act suspicious "Because it seem's to me you're hiding something".
"Hiding?! Ha", Stocking try to fake laugh herself, believing she could easily get away with it, "when do you came to that conclusion?"
"Come on, when I see someone sweating and unable to talk, I knew right away something is up", Alastor face was turning more sinister and dark, as he was moving very close to her, making her fear more at the process, "So you want to tell me...the truth".
Stocking was trying to come up with anything to get Alastor off her secret. Something to prevent him knowing what she was planning.
Before she could say anything, looking around. Alastor finally shrugged it off, getting off her space, and deciding to leave, "Ha, I'm just joking with you. Of coarse I know you aren't planning anything, right?"
Stocking nodded quickly, wanting him to begone,
"Great, that what I like to know", Alastor walk out, whistling.
Stocking was left there, sighing in relieve.
Outside near the pool, a group meeting was form. It was made up of the Screaming Sponge, except Aqua. This meeting was call for by Ryuko herself, as the challenge didn't really work so well. Yes, they did won, but at the expense of Aqua winning for herself because of Chris stupid new rule he set.
"Alright team, listen up", Ryuko said, "Now I know my decision last time may have..."
"Backfire?" Eddy finish her sentence, as he and rest look very tired and have a blank experession, except Mako.
"Yeah..." Ryuko shamefully said, as she continue on, scratching her hair a bit, "So I apologize for that misconduct".
"No hard feeling, I totally forgive you for that" Brendan then asked, "But how are we going to handle Aqua now? She's bascially winning at this point".
"And I don't want to be harsh and all", Eddy added, "But we aren't even winning anything! Most of the prizes are given to Aqua because of Chris stupid rule!"
"Seems to me, you aren't very consisted with your strategy", Senkestu sarcastically point out, as Ryuko punch him in the eye, "Ow!"
"Okay, I know hiring Mako wasn't a good idea on my part", Ryuko said, "No offense".
"Eh, none taken", Mako shrugged.
"So I realize I can't let Aqua keep on winning for us...for herself, I mean", Ryuko continue, "I hate to say it, but...I think I should try...talking with her and sort things out".
Some were surprise, but weren't shock. In fact, they seem pretty chill with it.
"Huh, you guys aren't mad about this?" Ryuko asked them.
"Well...we still won, even if we don't get anything in return", Sammy said.
"Plus, I think it's a good idea", Brendan added, "Even though I'm still over with Aqua, I can't really allow her to do anything dumb, so..."
"Huh, wow. Alright then, I guess I could go talk with her", Ryuko told everyone, "I'm kinda surprise none of you try to object it".
"Hey, it's your idea, team captain", Mikey point out, "Though we are gonna still vote her off, right?"
"Oh yeah, I'm still keeping that promise".
Ryuko walk through the hallway, stopping at Aqua cabin. She knock several time, waiting for Aqua to open. Instead, a question was called out, "Hello? Who is it? If it's Ryuko, get out!"
"No, I'm the alcohol man", Ryuko sarcastically replied, refering to a milk man as the alcohol man, "I got some real booze for you".
This made Aqua open the door, quickly, peeping out from the room, "Oh really?! Where's my booze!"
Ryuko grab her collar and throw her up at the wall, gripping her shirt, and staring at her in a serious look, "Listen here, Aqua. I'm only going to say this once and only".
"Oh god, If it's about the graffiti, It's not me!" Aqua confess, "It's...ummm...Eddy! Yeah, that tiny rascals did it, not me!"
"I'm not talking about that, b*tch!" Ryuko told her, with her attuide beginning to phase out when getting to her point, "I'm here to make...a deal".
Aqua was surprise by it, "A deal?"
Ryuko let go of her collar, releasing Aqua from her grip. She was intrigue and kinda perplex. After what she did to her, Ryuko is here to make a deal?
"Yes, a deal", Ryuko said, "Me and the others agree we don't want you to win every shot for yourself. Not to mention, not letting you go around, doing your own scheme. So I decided to propose a agreement between you and us".
"An agreement?"
"I'll allow you to return and help our team", Ryuko explain, "Only for help. I don't want you to do anything selfish for now on until the merge, understood?"
Instead of taking it bluntly serious, Aqua broke down laughing. This doesn't seem to perk Ryuko, since she wanted to get this over with, anyways".
"Wait, your serious? You want me to join back the group?" Aqua asked, in disbelief. Which Ryuko nodded as a yes.
Statics, cut to Aqua.
"Yes! My plan did work out! Though, I do need to be cautious, if I'm gonna make it to the merge".
Statics, cut to Ryuko.
"It's the only solution I can keep Aqua out of any trouble for us. I really want her out, but I do need to stat focus".
Statics.
"ATTENTION LOSERS! MEET ME AT THE ELIMINATION CEREMONY, NOW!" Chris announces through the loud speaker.
As everyone made it the the ceremony, Aqua walk to the Screaming Sponges table. They all look doubtful, stern, and having a huge grudge at her, even if she is finally accepted back with the team.
"Hi guys! I heard that all of you are moving pass my mistake and accepting me back, huh?" Aqua asked, sitting next to Brendan.
"We'll still going to vote you off, you know that?" Sammy asked, with a deadpan look.
"Ahahahahahaha! Oh Sammy, always the type to make jokes", Aqua fake laughing to herself. Trying to act normal, like before her secret was out. Aqua comment made Sammy groan deeper.
"High five, Mikey!" Aqua lean over to give Mikey a high five. He of coarse, did not reply back.
Only looking away and saying, "I just remember, I already wash my hands".
Aqua sit back down, confuse, but she knew they were getting use of her back on the team.
Chris came on stage with a important announcement, "Hello losers! Today is a spectacular day for all of you".
"Do you really have to call us losers?" Armin asked.
"Yes, yes I do", Chris continue, "Anyways, the reason today is a spectacular day is-"
"Is it the merge?!" All of the Shrimp Raiders member asked.
"Nope, it's something else".
Everyone groan, with Eva asking, demanding for that question, "Then when is the merge?! We been waiting for a long time, Chris!"
"I'm getting there...you just need to wait patiently".
Eva mumble and crossed her arms out of anger.
"Anyways, today challenge is all about testing your resistance. Testing your mind. And testing your capability. For example", Chris pulled out a phone, "Someone has a call from Satoshi and Tokoyami?"
"Wait? Tokoyami is calling me?!" Sammy asked.
"My onii chan!" Yuka added, as the both of them ran on stage and quickly grab the phone, only to fall flat on the floor.
Chris laugh, "Hahahahaha! That's hilarious! You two are out!"
"What?!" Both Yuka and Sammy yelled, puzzle.
"Yep, that's right. Because in this challenge", Chris explain to everyone, "Everyone will have to not do anything that is personal to them. Which means, whoever manage resist and not broke down will win a special prize".
"What's the prize anyways?" Alastor asked.
"No idea. Still thinking about it", Chris then pulled out a long list on paper, "So here is a list of you guys personal trait that you cannot do. Sanji, you cannot act very perverted around womens or see any women parts".
"Oh come on!", Sanji moan, "How's that a personal trait?! Can it be anything like cooking?!"
"Sorry, that's your trait", Chris continue, "Ryuko, cannot act ill temper or very rage. She has to act nice all the time".
"What? How's that a personal thing? I'm always nice", Ryuko state.
"Correct, but not for people you dislike", Chris told her, "Which includes Aqua. Next up, Brendan cannot draw anything. Alastor cannot use his demon abilities. Eva cannot act very aggressive. Eddy cannot yelled or act greedy at any mean. Mikey must not do anything fun related or spit our slur. Aqua can't have any alcohol-"
Aqua: "Wait...What?!"
"Stocking cannot eat any sweet related-"
Stocking smash her fist on the table, "Bullsh*t!"
"Mako cannot act or do anything that is cute or happy, Armin cannot act scare, and Starscream cannot be violent, and must do everything for himself, without help, threats, or force others to do this work...with threats".
"What?! I never ask for any assistance!" Starscream state, "Nor I ever abuse my subordinates!"
"Umm, actually you did", Chris reminded him, "Remember?"
Then, a flashback montage begin! ( insert optimistic space travel by the Venture Bros ).
Cut to after episode of Dig, Built, and DESTROY! Starscream force all of his team member to carry his throne and put it in his cage. While they were struggling to carrying it on them, while Starscream himself watch on. Lindsay trip, which cause it fell in there, causing some severe damages.
Before epsiode Don't Jumpscare me! Starscream was doing some target practice by being blindfolded and aiming his gun to the target, which are Ash, Clemont, and Satoshi holding up pictures of what Starscream hate the most ( That is Bumblebee, Optimus, and Megatron, which he drew a mustache by himself ). They were terrified; And when Starscream shot one of them, that is Ash, he quickly peak and seem him all burn up.
In the episode after Guess who Sha-back! Starscream was drinking a huge energon cube, but accidently drop it near the sea. He look around and see Lightning passing by. He shot near him, and force him to go dive in there and retrieve the cube, which he reluctantly agree, diving in there that is infested with sharks.
After episode warning: Pokemon abuse here, Starscream was sleeping on his throne, peace and quite...which inside has Lightning inside of it, due to Starscream having nightmare and want to some company.
After the flashback montage ended, Starscream seem to remember, "Oh yeah...huh, I guess the fleshlings were useful in some way or form".
"So as I was saying", Chris continue, "Last one remaining will win something and win for the team. The losers will have to help me out for this challenge. The challengs begins tomorrow morning".
Statics, cut to Ryuko.
"Finally, an easy challenge. Maybe this time we won't have to go through some life danger situation".
Statics, cut to Stocking, panicking to herself.
"Oh god! oh god! I can't go without sweet! I just can't!"
"You know, maybe this is a perfect to give up your addiction", Ratar o suggest.
"What?!"
"I mean, I'm just saying".
Statics, cut to Eddy.
"Come on! I already did something like that from school! Now I have to do it again! Gggrrrr, I gotta keep myself control this time. No more mister yelling guy".
Statics.
The next day, it was a beautfiul morning. Everyone was sound asleep and are comfortable. Unfortunately for them, Chris sound alarm a blow horn, causing everyone to wake, and announcing, "ATTENTION EVERYONE! THE CHALLENGE HAS ALREADY BEGIN! AND DON'T FORGET, DO NOT DO WHAT THE LIST HAS STATED".
"God, son of a-" Ryuko swear was cut short by Chris.
"REMEMBER! OTHERWISE, YOU ARE OUT!"
At the cafeteria, Ryuko slump her face on the table and sat down. She was tired and bored, but she was relieve it was a simple, easy challenge. Something that she could overcome. How hard to keep her sassy and angry mood be?
Eddy sat next to her, which she seem to notice something. Eddy has ducktape his mouth.
She asked, "Uhhh, want to tell me why you ducktape your mouth?"
Eddy only muffle to her. He pulled out a paper and wrote something down with his pen. After he has done writing it, he show it to Ryuko, which reads, 'I'm trying to keep my mouth shut to prevent me from yelling. Trust me, I actually know about this game'.
"Alright then", Ryuko is weirded out, but she shrugged it off. Suddenly, she jump a litte and see Mikey, sitting next to him with his eyes twitching. She was relieve, "Thank goodness, it's you. Also, are you alright? You seem pretty terrible".
"I'm fine...just", Mikey gulp, "Trying to get use from having no fun".
"You know, you could just do other fun activity, besides the extreme one. Like chest, reading books".
"Yeah, I guess I could do that", Mikey quicly replied, grabbing a folk and stabbing his hand to himself. This made Ryuko a bit uncomfortable.
Statics, cut to Mikey.
"Okay, maybe that was a bit too...Uhh, overreacting. I mean, I ain't allow to do anything that is cool?! I can't even say my catchphrase, do my skate stuff, and eat pizza?! What kind of challenge is this?!"
Statics.
On the other table, Sanji came and sat next to Armin, looking very nervous and rubbing his arm, his eyes moving to every direction.
Armin, very concern, asked, "Are you alright? You seem kinda not okay".
"I'm fine, just need to get my thoughts of cute ladies off my head", Sanji then proceed to slap himself three time, "There, that will do it".
"Maybe you should take a nap", Armin suggest.
"Or, or, maybe you should shut up!", Sanji told him, but reassuring him, "Sorry, Sorry, being a bit too over dramatic".
"Come on, it's just girls, Sanji. How hard could it be to resist, anyways? You been around girls a lot, so there's no trouble from acting perverted".
"Heheheh, yeah, I guess your right. I mean, they're just...people...with tits...and butts...and hair...and lips...and eyes..."
As Aqua pass by them, she stop and look down, "God damn it, there's a tiny snub on my boot".
She bend down, revealing her bare butt to Armin and Sanji, with him quickly shielding his eyes from it.
After she remove it, Aqua continue onward.
"Woah, I think my mind just got violated", Armin remark to him.
But Sanji ignore it and said, "Pfff, I didn't see nothing".
"Then, why are your nose blee-"
"I saw nothing!"
Statics, cut to Sanji.
"I really got to get myself together here. This challenges seem a lot harder than I thought. And first off, I didn't peep. I was...uhhh...simply got a random nosebleed today".
Statics.
In the metal hallway that is somewhere at the second level, Alastor was strolling. He was whistling a tune to himself, seemingly not caring if the challenge effected him.
He thought to himself, "Hmm, I don't see the difficulty here. Seem's like a easy cake. There's no way I'm gonna literally lose here".
His expectation and confident, failed him as a drip of water splash onto his shoulders. He notice, but shrugged it off. It wasn't long as thousands and thoudsands of drops of water splash onto him from the ceiling. He wonder, "Okay, I don't remember ceiling raining".
Chris came by, whistling to himself. Alastor was thinking of using his power; But of coarse, the challenge dictate. So he asked Chris, "Excuse me, is there a laundry room around here?"
Chris stop and turn around him, replying, "Why yes, it's located down at level nine. Which the only way to get down there is by stairs. Really long, slippery stairs".
"Ha, Ha, real funny", Alastor sarcastically said, walking pass him and Chris giving him a grin.
At the cafeteria, everyone was there, seated. Some look anxious, others look bored, and some are more...anxious. Chris came by and announces, "Attention everyone! I have an important announcement. At the buffet, we've reconstruct a new dessert section, filled with all the goodies you want".
Stocking eyes widen, hearing the word "dessert" spoken to her. She lower herself down, and was extremely sweating.
Chris continue on, "This includes ice cream, cakes, lots and lots of cinnamon, pie, and much more".
Stocking shriek under mouth, trying to resist the urge to hear it any further.
"We also bring in new alcohol beverages at the buffet bar", Chris mention, which also made Aqua squeal under her mouth, "Fresh, delicious, and very high calorie".
"Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, can't hear you! Not interested in hearing this", Aqua cover her ears.
"The buffet also include some new candy's, and one of which is a jawbreaker", Chris then proceed to pulled out one and show it to everyone, with Eddy awestruck at it, "Like this. All clean and very tasty. And shiny".
Eddy pulled out nail clippers and snap it on his eyes, his nose, and his ears, trying to prevent the urge kicking in, which weirded Ryuko and Mako out.
Chris shove it back in his pocket and continue, "Yep, that's all I got to say. Oh, and one more thing. We're also shooting a ad".
"Why a ad?" Ryuko asked.
"Eh, I don't know. Guess I just want to", Chris replied, and then head out, "Anyways, peace out".
Statics, cut to Ryuko.
"Chris really love to torture us, by mentioning those things. I mean, why else would he tell us that. He's clearly a jerk..which is pretty obvious".
Statics.
Aqua was looking at Ryuko, which gave her an idea. Since Ryuko can't be angry or act very sternly, this gave her an opportunity to torture her as well. Sure, she didn't want her team to lose; But still, it could be fun to play around. After all, she still has plan to vote her off, so a little fun wouldn't hurt.
Aqua scoot next to Ryuko, pushing Mikey out of the way, "Say Ryuko, I heard you have to act nice, right?"
"Uhh, Yeah, Chris already told us that. And don't try thinking anything stupid", Ryuko told her, "You part of the challenge too, Remember?"
"Yeah, I know", Aqua check her nails and look back at her, "That's why I'm gonna help you".
"Help me?"
"Yeah", Aqua state, "So here's a request. I want you to do everything as I say, without question".
"Wha-?"
"And remember, don't try denying it. That wouldn't be nice, which mean you are out of the game. You don't want that to happen, do you?"
Ryuko really want to refuse helping Aqua. However, she knew if she passed it off, that would imply she wasn't being nice, and would be kick out. Sighing out of frustration, she replied, "Fine...I'll...be your assistant".
"Great", Aqua replied, "And make sure you smile".
"Do I have to?"
"Hey, that's what Chris state".
Statics, cut to Ryuko.
"This is going to be hell for me".
Statics.
"I don't know what to do?" Armin said to Yuka, who was busy constructing her own slingshot, "I mean, I suppose I shouldn't act scare at all. But this is difficult because everything on this ship creep me out. Even Chris Mclean!"
"You got to waddle your weakness and turn it into something tougher", Yuka replied, still not facing him, and aiming her slingshot with a rock on it, "Besides, it's not that hard".
"Even when Lindsay is around", Armin said, "Without her, I'm back to my usual thing. Being paranoid. I live in a wall and survive from being eaten! Do you know how relieve she try to help?!"
"Look, if you want my advice, go relax outside".
"Really?"
"Yeah, it always work", She aim and fire, hitting Copperhead in the process. Copperhead was on the floor, with trays of meat, soup, and bowls landing on him, "Bullseye!"
Statics, cut to Armin.
"I think she's right. Maybe a little relaxation could help. I guess that's what Lindsay always wanted for me to do...god, I miss her".
Statics.
Armin was outside on the deck, looking around to see anything suspicious. After a little observation, he found a perfect bench and lay on it, getting a relaxation from all his fear and stress. He look up in the sky, with the shades blocking the sun to shine on him. He was enjoying himself, "Hey, this isn't bad at all. I might actually win this".
As he was sighing and having a good time, a spider appear on his chest. The spider was all black, staring at it with it's dark, socket eye. He was scare, but not too much, "Oh crud, it's a spider. Wait, I just need to relax. It'll go away, later on. Nothing to worry about".
Then, a bunch of more spiders appear on his chest by one to ten. This made Armin froze there, managing to regain his fear back, and sweating much more.
Meanwhile, Mako was strolling through the hall. She was a no nonsense face, and is trying to act more serious. As she was walking, she passed by a room. She stop and peep out in the door, seeing somekind of commerical setting up.
Chris was there, holding a movie clapperboard and sitting on the director chair. There, Phantasma was holding a microphone stick and there seem to be a camera shooting a green screen. Infront of the green screen was Chilla, dress inside a panda suit, exposing only her face. A table was set up, with a ceral box that has a face of Chris Mclean himself. There was a bowl, a spoon, and a bowl of fruits.
"Okay Chilla, I want you to eat these expire popcorns disguise as our brand", Chris told her, who look very unplease by wearing it, "Make sure you actually swallow it whole".
"Chris, do I seriously have to do this?" Chilla asked, "This is ridiculous".
"It's call promoting my image", Chris said, "Stop moaning and just do the role".
"Why can't the ghost girl do it? She seem perfect to eat these junks".
"Hohohoho, I would love to try it", Phantasma said, "But I'm kinda fulled".
"You a ghost. How can you be full?"
"I don't know", Phantasma shrugged.
"Look, I want to promote this as cute and lovable", Chris told her, "So quite whinning and do what I told you".
Chill groan, muttering, "And to think, my life could've been better if I had just chosen Captain Cracker over my team".
Mako was awestruck. Cute! lovable! Those are things Mako like. There's even a panda mascot! Mako resist, however, and continue strolling. Of coarse, this doesn't last long, as she quickly came back to the doorway, sliding through, and literally jump into the scene, tackling Chilla down.
Chilla was being hugged tightly as Mako rubbed her face at it, "Awww, this is sooooooo fluffy and cute!"
"Get off me!" Chilla hiss at her.
"Cut! This is brilliant", Chris came by, telling Mako, "Mako, you are the first to be out of the game".
"Eh, Whatever", Mako shrugged it off, "At least I get to hug this adorable thing".
"Wait! This whole thing is stage?" Chilla asked, "Does that mean I can take this outfit off?!"
"Actually, Nope. We still need a couple of reshoots".
At the lounging area, Starscream was at the vending machine, holding out a coin. When putting it in, his favorite chips fell down, and he was unable to reach his hand to get it. Considering his huge size, he was unable to get it out, trying to use his huge hands to nudge it in there.
"Crud, if I go any further, I'll crush it into many pieces", Starscream thought, "Not to mention, someone will take it for themselves, and I cannot allow that!"
Starscream look around and saw Yuka passing by, "Hey you! Come here!"
Yuka turn to him, asking in a blank expression, "What?"
"I need some-!" But Starscream remember what Chris has told, and try to request in a more calm way, "I mean, I need some...assistant here...please?"
Yuka respond was, "Nope".
This made Starscream wanting to throw a fit and threaten her with his blaster cannon. Before he could do that, Chris came by, "Nah, ah, ah, remember the rule?"
Starscream sigh and said, "Yes, I remember".
"Very well then", Chris stroll off, same with Yuka.
Meanwhile, Eva was walking through the cabin hallway, where she was greeted by the blue doggo girl.
"Uhhh, hi? What do you want?" Eva asked her.
The girl seem alarm, quickly showing a emoji of a car, a house, and a monkey. Confuse and scratching her head, Eva asked, "Huh? What?"
The girl did it again; however, it only made Eva more frustrated, "What are you trying to say here?"
She facepalm and did it for the third. This only made Eva more and more angry, and confuse. She was going to gelled, but pull herself back by placing her palm to her mouth. She calm herself down and asked, politely and smiling, "Hey, how about you show it to me, huh?"
The girl was gleefully happy and took her hand, dragging Eva with her.
Statics, cut to Eva.
"This is going to be harder than I thought. At least it's better than Chris early challenges like the dare one".
Statics.
At the buffet, Mako, Mikey, and Eddy were seated together at a table. Meanwhile, Sanji, Yuka, and Stocking were sitting together as well, across from them.
The reason they're there is because they have nothing else to do, and the buffet itself is literally only area that look pretty clean and comfortable.
Sanji was muttering himself, closing his eyes, and gripping his hands together, "Stay a true virgin, stay a true virgin, stay a true virgin".
"Sanji, what're you doing?" Yuka asked.
"Shush! I'm trying to learn the way of a virgin", Sanji told her.
Statics, cut to Sanji.
"I didn't want myself to be eliminated. So I choose this direction, even if it does sound stupid".
Statics.
"Is it a good idea to come to this place?" Yuka asked her team, "It seem kinda dumb".
"Well, this establishment seem more comfortable", Stocking replied, "Plus, I kinda like it around here. Remind me of a casino I use to go to".
"I been to a casino before", Sanji said, quickly and trying to put his mind off, "Me and my pals go to a land full of gold and sh*t. The only problem is the boss known as Casino King is...kinda a huge dick".
"Wow, you been to a lot of crazy land with weird names", Yuka remark.
"Yeah, mostly these lands are filled with hot gir-I mean! Hot food, I said hot food!"
Both Yuka and Stocking stare at him awkwardly.
Statics, cut to Sanji.
"Phew, that was a close one. I was almost going to say hot gir- Nope, not saying it! Totally not gonna say it. You got me right there, pal!"
Statics.
On the other table, Mako was wondering what to do as Chris assistant, "Hmm, what should I do? I guess I suppose to torture everyone, but I don't seem to want to. What do you think, Eddy?"
Eddy was still shut close at every thing, with his only respond by a muffle, "Hmmm?"
"Guess I could try torturing the other team", Mako said, "But I wonder how?"
Mako think for a second, lookig around the place. She sees Stocking talking to her necklace, Yuka caring another wooden bear, and Sanji trying to lit a cigarette, trying to get his mind off, but still shaking.
after finishing what she saw, Mako has an idea!
Statics, cut to Mako.
"Got it! Sanji can't be obsessed with females! I got to figure a way to make him drop out! I know this might seem pretty cruel, but it's for me my team!"
Statics.
Mako stood up, stretching her arm, and flapping her hands to herself, "Man, am I sweating a lot".
"Uhh, you aren't sweating, Dude?" Mikey point out.
"Hey, is anyone feeling hot?" Mako asked, as she begin to strip down from her skirt to her shirt, which reveal her panties and bra, that made Sanji eyes widen. Quickly, he shut his eyes, and cover his face.
He stood up and said, "Welp, it's time for my ordinary...uhhh...cooking practice...Yeah, cooking. I love doing some cooking stuff..."
Sanji then heads out, "I'm out!"
Statics, cut to Mako.
"Darn! I was so close!"
Statics, cut to Sanji breathing heavily and holding tightly on his shirt.
"Keep it together! Man! It's just one day! ONE DAY!"
Statics.
Everyone was confuse and a bit weirded out, as Mako sat back down, feeling really disappointed. However, she is still determine to make the other team life a living hell.
Eddy got up to go to the restroom. As he was leaving to a door, he hit the wall instead. He did it again, and again, until he fall back down. Ryuko came in, looking pretty exhausted with her wrinkle eyes. She sat next to Mako, and asked, noticing her being naked, "Hey Mako, where's your clothes?"
"Nevermind that", Mako then asked, concering for her, "What happen to you? You don't look so well".
Ryuko groan and place her hand to her forehead, "I was doing Aqua chores for her. She state if I denied her request, I could be disqualify from the challenge for not being nice or good".
"Man, that must've been terrible".
"Tell me about it", Ryuko explain, looking down, "She literally force me to rub her feet and wipe the...oh god, I do not want to mention it".
"Mention what?"
"Let' just say I was her..." Ryuko was almost gaging, "...toilet paper".
"Hi Ryuko", Aqua came and sat next to Ryuko, looking very mischievous, "How's your hands been doing?"
"Fu-!" Ryuko control her anger, and resume back to being polite, still retaining some hint of anger, "...Fine...Totally, totally fine".
"Great", Aqua gleefully said, "Because I have another task for you".
"Wha-?! I mean, really?" Ryuko fakingly said in a happy manner, "Come on, those have to be it, isn't it?"
"Nope".
Chris came by, holding something behind his back, "Hi everyone! I hope ya'll enjoying the new buffet we built. So who want's to help me for something?"
Everyone remain silent and only glare at him.
Chris continue, "Alright then, here's a little job for any volunteer. I am constructing a new virtual room that includes surfing, eating pizza that taste literally like pizza, and video games!"
This made Mikey awestruck, jaw dropping by the hear of it.
"We need someone that is cool and rad to test it out", Chris said, "Then there's a different option".
Chris pulled out a bucket and sponge, "I need some one to fix a clogging problem in one of the stall room. It's been really having issues lately by our interns. And since none of them don't want to fix it, I need some volunteer to do so".
"Wait, you forcing us to fix your problem?" Ryuko asked.
"You will win something", Chris state, "If one of you participate in one of these jobs. Who will it be? Anyone?"
Mikey was down right sweating constantly, and having a nervous breakdown. Easy enough, chose the virtual room. The only problem is he isn't allow to do any cool stuff. What should he do?
Statics, cut to Mikey.
"Okay, I may have made some pretty dumb choices, buuuuut..."
Statics.
Luckily and unluckily, he chose the restroom stall, looking down at the mess. The toilet has blue and yellow liquid everywhere, toilet papers are rip and scatter, and the floor is wet. Mikey refuse to look down at it, glaring off from the stench. He has no choice, it was him or for the team. He need something to focus on more than cool stuff.
"Just remember, you live in a sewage", Mikey told himself, "Can't be this worst".
He put on his diving mask, and stick his left foot first in the toilet, feeling disguesting by it.
Outside, Aqua and Ryuko are on the deck and looking up at the flag pole, that has a nest and a image of Chris Mclean on the flag.
"You want me to do what?" Ryuko asked.
Aqua look at her, "I want you to go up there and snatch that panty from the nest".
"Why and how did a bird caught your panty? Hell, why are you even wearing panties?"
Aqua gave her a grunting and stern look.
"Not that I'm complaining or anything".
"Well, it doesn't matter", Aqua said, "So go up there, and get the panty back for me. I don't want to see any ripples, okay?"
Chris came by and remark, "Wow, you're seriously gonna do this? Man, that is not gonna be pleasant".
"Hey, it's your idea, you shi-!" Ryuko was cut off by Chris sinister taunting.
"Remember, be nice and polite", Chris state, "And make sure to smile reeeeaaaal nice; Or else I'll disqualify you",
"Chris got a point", Aqua added.
Ryuko sigh and crackle a smile, giving Aqua a thumb up, while twitching her left eye, "Don't worry...I'll go get it for you. You can count on me".
"That's the spirit!" Chris said, then notice Sanji was clenching on the railing, and trying to take a deep breathe, all while ignoring Armin, still seated and having more spiders on his entire body.
Chris came by and asked Sanji, "Hey Buddy, how your hanging?"
"Fine, Alright I guess", Sanji replied, "Just really need to get my mind off from...you know what".
"Excellent, because we're passing by a island of mermaids".
"MERMAIDS?!"
"Yep, and here they are", Chris pointed, as the ship sail pass a island, filled with the most beautiful snd hot mermaids. It has a tropical forest, a waterfall, and some animals such as crabs, turtles, and seagulls. The mermaids are having fun splashing each other near the waterfall, singing on boulders, and relaxing near the beach. Some of them have red, white, yellow, black, purple, green, or any different color of hair. Their tails are also in different colors.
Sanji jaw drop, but kept it shut by his hands.
"Aren't they cute and hot, Dude?" Chris asked him, which he respond by shooking his head.
"No? Hmmm, guess you aren't too interested into mermaids", Chris said, "How about this? Bring the hose!"
Tug Mug bring out the hoses, which has a tag on it that reads, "Cream".
Chris hold the handle and called out, "HEY GIRLS! Who want's some fresh, delicous Mclean ice cream?! Made out of real cream!"
All of the girls wave, cheering onto Chris, as he blast the cream onto everyone girls breast and body, all tryong to shield themselves, but still having fun. they all laugh and giggle, which made Sanji blush even further, and ran back inside, screamng, "Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
In a office room above the first level, Eva was pulled in there and sat infront of a table, which appear to be a old telegraph. Confuse, she look back at the blue girl, asking, "Uhhh, what am I suppose to do with this?"
She shrugged, and shows her antenna flickering the word, "fix...it"
"Fix it, how?"
It only replied with a shrugged, which in turn frustrated Eva further; But she kept her cool and look down at it.
Statics, cut to Eva.
"I don't know why she chose me of all people to fix that junk. I'm not a expert of fixing vintage things".
Statics.
Down in the ninth level, Alastor finally arrive down the stairs, looking very exhausted and sweaty. There, far across him was the laundry room.
"Great...more unbearable walking", Alastor sarcastically noted, as he make his way over there.
Starscream was still in the lounge, sticking his whole hand in the vending machine. Unfortunatly, it got stuck as well, "Damn it! My finger is stuck!"
He pulled, but no success. At that point, Starscream is just gonna use his blaster canon to get himself free. It was the only option. Then he remember if he do that, it would be an act of using his violents to get his own and would likely get disqualified, "No wait, I can't use my blaster. Crap!"
"Hello Starscream", Chris greeted him, going at the vending machine and pulling out a dollar, noticing him bending down to get his hand out of there, "Seem's to me you really need some help".
"Of coarse I need some help!" Starscream said, whimpering, "Lift that thingy, so I could be release!"
"Nah, ah, you need to say, please first", Chris told him, putting the dollar in the machine and selecing a snack, "You can't always relies on shouting and threats. That's a no, no".
"Well can you at least get someone to help me here...Please?"
"No can do", Chris pulled out not one but two chips ( One of which Starscream try to get ), "You have to overcome it by any mean. Either by asking some one else, politely, or use threats or your gun, which in turn will kick you out of the game".
"How are those good ideas?!"
"Have no idea", Chris chewing down on the potato, and proceed to head out.
Statics, cut to Starscream.
"Why does every challengs has to include me being torture?! He could've just give me a more easy task, by...Uhh...not acting like a whimp. Which I am not, just a suggestion, Chris!"
Statics.
After a long climbing on the pole, Ryuko manage to make it on top of the nest, huffing and gripping on the side, "Finally, made it on the nest".
Getting on to it, she seem puzzle by the size of it. The eggs themselves are huge, "Holy damn, what kind of bird make a nest like this?"
As she ponder around, a shadow was appearing on her. She look up and saw something that shock her, "What the hell?!"
There, a red dragon fly by and screeches, landing on it and staring at Ryuko, who suddenly felt the need to get out of there.
Statics, cut to Ryuko.
"Okay, why is there a freaking dragon here?!"
Statics.
Ryuko gestures her hand to it, trying to not be a threat to this creautre, "Easy pal, I'm just here to search for those panties".
The dragon roar at her face, ignoring what she has to say. She froze, and see a pink pantie on the ground, picking it up and completing her task, "Yes! Got it!"
But there was no time of celebration, as she was roar in the face, and the dragon spit out fire at her.
Down on the deck, Aqua was waiting for Ryuko to return, rubbing her fingers togther. Then, a scream was heard, and Ryuko fell down flat on the floor, muffling, "Got your panties!"
"Yeah, I just remember", Aqua said, smirking, "I don't wear panties. My mistake".
After all those torments, Ryuko heavily groan.
"Also, make me some dinner".
Sanji, Meanwhile, was running through the hallway in search for any room that is girl free, looking around, "Got to found peace! Got to found some peace around here!"
He grip every handle, and everytime he did, it never open. He kept on running, until he manage to open a door, seeing Chilla undressing from the panda suit in the locker room.
"Aaaaaaahhhhh! Sorry!" Sanji scream and shut the door slam. He head to another door, opening it and see Copperhead, taking a photo shoot of a women in a bikini name Maron from Dragon Ball Z. She was standing next to a prop set that is ws a beach, with giant ice cream cone everywhere
Copperhead, holding up the camera, requested, "Okay sweet heart, I want you to pose next to those cones, and start licking it. This isn't a porno shoot, this is just for an ad on this show".
"Do I get a raise?" Maron asked, "I don't want to be rip off or not".
"I don't know, depending if Chris Mclean ever give anyone a raise", Copperhead replied, "Now start licking".
As Maron began to lick the white taste of this delicious cream, Sanji squeel under his mouth, and slam the door.
He head at the back, until seeing next to his right a janitor closet, "Yes! A safe space!"
Not taking the time to think, enter and lock the door, hiding behind a mop, several boxes, and some light bulb, crouching down, and muttering, "Okay, Okay, you gonna be alright. This is just a safe room. Nothing sexual about it".
As he was opening his eyes, he gasp! There on the door was posters and photos of females doing sexual position, next to scenes. One was blonde, wearing a bikini and throwing a peace sign, while the other photos shows a group of red females doing mud wrestling. This made Sanji freak out, shaking the door knob to get himself out! The problem is, Sanji was locked by a chair outside.
Chris and Mako watch on, which Chris himself was impressed by Mako action "Great job, Mako. Good idea to collect a bunch of porno shoots and tape it in there".
"Thanks", Mako replied, "It was a pretty easy job to do".
Statics, cut to Mako bleaching her eyes.
"Aaaaaaaahhhh! I REGRET SEARCHING ON THE INTERNET!"
Statics.
At the nineth level, Alastor finally made it to the laundry room. The laundry room was pure white, looking very much what a laundry room would look like. He put his suit in the washing machine, pulling out a coin. Before he could put it in the socket, it slip and role down in the drain pipe.
Awestruck and annoyed, very annoyed. He crouch down and stick his hand in there. The coin itself was out of reach, unable to touch the tip of it. Getting extremely furious, he slam his other fist on the floor, and try doing it again. Still no reach.
He stood up, groaning to himself, and stomp his feet down out of anger, which he did not use his power or ability as emotion. Just when thing's seem worst, the drain suddenly started to shake, and out of the bloom, a splash of sewage water spill out, splattering on his clothings. He can hear the scream of Mikey coming out of the drain and landing back down, groaning.
"Well just great", Alastor remark, sarcastically, "Now I have to deal with my cloth and a green man".
Mikey respond was a cough out of a pipe.
Meanwhile, Eva was still trying to fix a telegraph. Her eyes glare tensely, as she was struggling to figure out how it works. She wasn't going to throw a fit and give up. That isn't her way. Her left hand was on her face, and her right arm was on the table, tapping.
The blue girl came by, tapping her shoulder. She turn and asked, loudly, "What?!"
The girl shows symbol of a person sleeping. Eva took this as her being lazy, feeling very offended, instead of assuming she needed a break, "Oh! Is that what you saying?! I'm lazy?! Well blue girl, I can't fix it, if you keep bothering me!"
The blue girl try to gesture her to calm down; But Eva refuse, seemingly forgetting what she refuse to do, "Ooooooh right! You think I can't fix this, huh?! Too bad because I quite!"
Eva slam her fist, which seem to stutter the blue girl a bit, and Eva walk off out of anger. Chris came by, noticing Eva behavior coming back as her usual tantrum self, "Huh, seem's to me She needs a lot of therapy".
Chris turn toward her, and asked, "Anywho, great job for setting this whole situation up, but what's with the telegraph thing?"
The girl nodded, and hold it out to him, as if this was a gift to him. His respond, "Awww, for me? Thank you".
After Chris accept the gift, it exploded infront of him, making the girl giggle.
"Real funny".
Statics, cut to Eva.
"Alright, maybe I should've think, before I acted like that away".
Statics.
Back at the lounge, Starscream was still stuck next to the vending machine. His eyes tired, emotionless, and seemingly felt no hope of getting out, "It's been over an hour or so. I can't release my hand from this machine! If only I can blast it off from me".
He took a moment of silent, pondering about it. After sometime of thinking, he decided he had enough with it, "You know what, that's it! I don't care if I get kick out, I am not being pathetically stop by some machine!"
He aim his canon blaster at it, and blast it! Causing a huge explosive that was heard by Chris from outside.
Chris smirkily said, "Totally call it".
Mikey came by, still cover in slime and wet tissue paper, telling him, "Mclean, I solve your toilet issue".
"Good work, how was it?"
"Oh, it was co-I mean, awe- I mean! Very ra-! Nice! Yeah, it was totally nice", Mikey sight was distracted by the gasp of his expression. There on the top, he see Copperhead using the dimensional canon and shooting stack of pizza to other universe. He was devastated, "What is he doing?!"
"Throwing, why else?" Chris replied, bluntly, "Those pizza are pretty expire, soooo..."
"Yo-You can't do that! Pizza are like our friends!" Mikey leap onto the platform, pushing Copperhead out of the without time to react, and shove all of the pizza in his throat, drowning himself with the stuff cheese.
"Dude, you do know your out, right?" Chris asked.
And Mikey burp, "Totally worth it".
The machine was no more than a stain on the floor. Black and grey splatter on the floor, and Starscream was there, standing up at triumphant, "Yes! I'm free! I'm actually free!"
His celebration was cut short, as he notice his hand that was stuck was destroyed, "Awww...damn it!"
Statics, cut to Chris.
"That's gonna leave a mark. Not gonna lie, I was actually expecting him to chew off his hand. Didn't expect him to break down and start blasting".
Statics.
Back at the buffet, Eddy was still at the same table. He was trying to eat some scramble eggs. However, his mouth shut prevented him from doing so; In which, he keep poking himself with a folk that has some scramble on it.
While he is continuing splattering himself, Aqua sit by him, very pleased by what happen today, "Ah, seem's like everything is going my way...well, not my personal plan. But more personally my objective. Torture!"
Eddy did not listen, and Aqua continue pretending to speak with him, "You see, I'm just having some fun around and to do that, I need to make Ryuko break. If she break, they deem her as unworthy and vote her off! Okay, I know that sound stupid...but I'm taking that chances. Not like you would even care, right?"
Aqua nudge next to him, making him drop the folk and stabbing on his foot. Only a little squeel was heard from his muffle.
On the other table, Yuka and Sammy were discuissing about their lost, since they pretty much have nothing else to do. Plus, even if they're from different side, it wouldn't hurt to have at least some conversation.
Sammy sigh and said, "It's not the same without Tokoyami. He's always the type of guy I'm interest in. Understanding, helpful, and all that kind of stuff. Most of the time, I don't even share those traits".
"You know, my onii chan is like the same way", Yuka said, "Though he isn't emo like him".
"God, I still miss him", Sammy sigh, "We always love to have fun, like kissing, and kissing, and kissing, and kissing".
"And kissing?"
"Actually, we kinda got bored and decided to watch a movie. Unfortunately, the movie itself was terrible, and we both vomited from it...oh, and we kiss".
"Somehow, your relationship is just more weirder than mines", Yuka remark in her head.
Yuka attention was caught off by Stocking, who came in and sat beside them. Yuka was surprise and gasp by her appearance. Stocking look almost skinny, with his cheek bones almost see through, and around her eyes are now filled with black wrinkles.
She look very sick, groaning a bit.
Concern, Yuka asked her, "Uhhh Stocking, are you okay? You seem...pretty bad".
Stocking respond, bluffing it off, "I'm fine. Just a little exercise and that's it".
"What kind of exercise?"
"Oh you know, running..."
An akward silent came in, with Yuka broking it by asking, "And...?"
"And that's it...just running".
Awkward silent again, as Stocking has her arms on her hips, and looking very triumphing. A cough was broke out, and collapse on the table, coughing more heavily. She resume back at her position, ignoring the problem of her state, "Anyways, have you seen Alastor?"
Right on cue, Alastor came and sat next to her, having a deadpan look. He's also naked.
Stocking took notice and greeted, weakly, "Alastor! Hi, how's your day?"
"Heavenly", Alastor respond, grudgingly as if Heaven is like Hell to them.
"Alright, Alright", Stocking sat beside him.
"Also, I'm disqualify from the challenge".
"What?!" Stocking shouted out of shock, "Just when?"
"Just off screen", Alastor replied, "I have to get rid of these slimes off my fur somehow. Anyways, what happen to you?"
"I've been exercise", Stocking said, resuming her over confident. That confident, however, will not last long as Chris came by, holding a plate of cake and a folk, chewing on it's flavor.
All that ease and confident was drop, in which Stocking saw the delicous and fresh appearance of a white cake.
"Sup dudes, how are you guys been doing?" Chris asked.
"Uhhhhhh..." Stocking unable to speak, only grunts and groan came out of her.
"Great", Chris respond, without an answer, "Anyways, I just want to inform you how amazing these cakes are. Especially the cheese. Oh man! The cheese!"
Chris took another bite, torturing Stocking even further. Alastor doesn't seem bother and just watch on.
Stocking drool and her pupils shrinken as the chew was enough to make Stocking cry.
"So any of you want to try some?" Chris asked them.
"I...uhhh...no thanks", Stocking replied, fakingly and whimpering chuckling.
"Alright, just remember", Chris said, then pointing at the buffet stand, "The buffet is right over there. Still new and fresh".
Statics, cut to Stocking.
"Chris is literally trying to torture me! Well, if he's playing that game, then I won't back down from it! I'm a demon, nothing gonna happen to me".
Statics.
Ryuko came to her team table, and see Aqua and Eddy there, with Eddy still trying to eat.
"Hi Ryuko, where's my dinner that I requested?" Aqua asked her.
Ryuko, looking very tired and sick of it, reply, "Sorry, your dinner is gonna be delay".
"Well I hope it doesn't get delay!"
She can't take it anymore. Ryuko grunted and said, grinning a fake smile at her, "You know what, your right. In fact, to make it up to you, how about a little drink?"
Aqua froze there, knowing what she is refering to. She gulp, "Pardon?"
"Yeah, a little drink won't hurt", She then proceed to pull out a liquer and a small glass cup, pouring it in with it's swirl of red liquid, "Here, it's your favorite".
"Uhhh, no thanks", Aqua stutter, gesturing her to stop, getting really creep out, "Remember, Chris said I can't have any beverages".
"No, no, I assist", Ryuko replied, sarcastically telling her with a creepy grin, "As a nice, kind, gentle person, I think a little drink might cheer you up. So here!"
She grab Aqua by the arm, push her on the table, restraining her right arm, and force the left arm, holding the drink, to pour it in Aqua mouth. Aqua manage to grab her left arm, and try to prevent a drip to enter her tongue, struggling a bit. They grunted and shaking.
Ryuko at this point, didn't really care if she's gonna get kick out. All those torment and suffering she has to go through was enough, and she wanted some pay back.
Chris came by and saw this, and blew the whistle, stopping them, "What is going on here?"
Ryuko release Aqua, in which she try to catch some breathe.
"I can't believe this", Chris said, looking at Ryuko, "I was gonna be the one to torment her. And since you were doing it by force, I have no choice, but to disqualify you",
Ryuko shrugged, "Eh, worth it".
Statics, cut to Ryuko.
"Aqua better win for us...and Eddy. They better win. I'm willing to bet one of them loses, which is a good thing because I am still keeping that promise".
Statics.
Back at the janitor room, Chris and Mako stood there, wondering how long he's been there.
"How long has he been in there?" Chris asked her.
Mako herself doesn't seem to have the right answer, "I have no idea. I think's it been over an hour or so".
Then, suddenly the door was slam down down by an axe, which almost made Mako and Chris jump a little. There, Sanji stood as he walk out of there with a sense of anger and furious. He approaches Chris, telling him, "You sick, Chris! You know that?!"
"Woah, calm down, dude", Chris told him, gesturing him, "If you want to feel better, they all legal".
"It doesn't matter", Sanji said, as his arms were on his hips, and looking at him with a strong grin, "Because I manage to survive that without a single dirty thought coming in my mind! How do you like that!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes!"
"Really?", Chris then point out, "Then why is your pants loose a little".
"Huh?" Sanji look down and see his pants were not buckle up. All that confident was gone, now was filed with regret and anger, "Aww sh*t!"
Statics, cut to Sanji.
"Awww crap, guess the sexual urges overcome me".
Statics.
Back at the buffet, only Aqua, Eddy, Brendan, and Stocking were there. Most of them were sitting in their same table, and the ones that were with them did some other things, while they wait for who break first.
Stocking was twitching her left eye, looking very hungry. Aqua was sweating, possibly seeing the amount of alcohol at the bar. Eddy was...Eddy; And Brendan seem pretty bored out of his mind, yawning to himself.
Aqua came near Brendan, asking, "Hey, I need some help here. Can you give me some advice on how to stay off some alcohol?"
Brendan did not respond, nor look at her.
"Oh come on, are you still mad about me?"
Still respond.
"Look, I'm sorry what I did was wrong. But I can still change".
Brendan sigh and finally replied, "It doesn't matter if you change. I'm not gonna be invovle with you again".
"Well, at least try to help me, here?"
Brendan gave her a stern look, and resume back at looking bored. Aqua drop her petty act, and resume her smug personality, "Alright, be that way. I don't need your advice".
Chris came in, still having his evil grin, and was holding a plate of cookies on chocolate cake, and some cupcakes, "Wow, Didn't expect any of you to make it this far. Come on, you people. Break already. Do some drawing, drink alcohol, or anything".
"Is that...cookies?!" Stocking asked, her head stood up and her eyes widen.
"Yep, these are freshly made ones", Chris took a small bite of it, tasting the flavor, and acting all joyful about it, "Mmmm, really and chewy too. In fact, these cookies are so awesome, there's even a donut cookie".
"THERE'S A DONUT COOKIE AS WELL?!" Stocking shouted, but kept her mouth shut, trying to resist.
"Uh huh, and it's simply right over there", Chris pointed at the dessert section that is filled with a chocolate fountain, a moutain of ice cream, giant cakes, and much more sweets.
Stocking begin to groan and drool, as her sight was at awe by it.
Aqua, Meanwhile, was trying to resist the bar. However, even Chris wouldn't leave her alone, and came by to them, asking, "How's the three of you been doing?"
"It's fine, I guess", Brendan replied, "Seem's pretty easy for me. I'm not usually the type to get too obsessive with drawings".
"Good, good", Chris then mention, "Because it seems like someone personal sketch book is on fire".
"Wait, it is?!" Brendan asked, but he remember what Chris is trying to do and act very cautious about it, "Hold up, your making it up, right?"
"Nope, it's the truth".
"Hmmm...I don't believe you".
Chris drop the smile and said, "Fine. Phantasma!"
Phantasma came in the room with Brendan book and a flamethrower! She then proceed to throw the book on the floor, and start blasting it with flame! Brendan, shock by it, quickly ran and grab a bucket of water, and splash it, right on time to save it.
Chris doesn't seem phase off, and quickly resume his smile, as Brendan look at him and asked, very demanding, "What was that for?!"
"Okay first off, I didn't want to make it too easy, so I did that", Chris explain, "And the book itself, isn't actually yours. It's pretty much just a random sketch book we got. So don't worry, your sketch book is alright...except for you, you kinda are out of the game".
"But-?"
"It still counts".
Statics, cut to Brendan hitting himself in the head.
"I should've knew that was a fake. And should've knew Chris was that sadistic, playing on my fear of losing it".
Statics.
"And then there is three", Chris said, "Who will break first? I wonder, will it be Aqua? Eddy? Or Stocking? Probably Eddy".
"Ha! I'm not gonna break!" Aqua state, "No beer or whine is gonna make me break down. It's obvious".
As she was acting more of her own ego, Red eye came in, strolling a dolly and wooden barrel filled with brown substance, "Chris Mclean, anyone order a barrel of beer?"
"Why yes", Chris said, coming toward him, as Aqua was standing there in complete gasp, "Put it on the counter".
Red eye did as commanded and stroll it toward the bar. Aqua wanted to resist the urge to go over there and try several boozes. As she stare at the sound of liquids moving and pushing in that wooden barrel, a voice was cried out.
"SCREW IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Stocking shouted, slamming her hands on the table, "I'M CHOWING!"
"F**k it!" Aqua thought as she and Stocking charge right at the bar and stand, with Stocking chowing down every dessert, shoving cookies, donuts, ice cream, and pie in her mouth with her bare hands.
Aqua shove Red eye outta the way, and rip the lit out of it, drinking the barrel whole, spilling some on the ground. As they continue to make a mess, Chris came to Eddy and remark, "Guess the challenge is over, then. Looks like-"
Stocking stop, as she was feeling something hurting in her, "Oh crap".
Then, she collaspe on the floor, drooling out puffs of drools, and her eyes twitch. Chris and Red eye came by, looking down to her, "Woah, did not expect that to happen. Seem to me she's having somekind of diabetes. Whatever, let's take her to the medic room...and by that, I mean you".
Red eye pick up Stocking on his shoulders and head out, and Chris sees Aqua drowning herself with more booze.
Chris then seem to wonder, "Hmm, am I forgetting someone?...oh right!"
Outside the deck, Chris and several other team came and see Armin cover in webs, with every spiders crawling in his body. The only sight they can see from him was his eyes, that show only fear.
Everyone was either disgusted or in shock, as Chris remark, "Welp, this is sure something to behold".
"Oh god, this does not look good", Sanji remark.
"Uhhh Chris, is he alright?" Yuka asked, with Tug Mug came by and tapping him with a stick. Eventually, Armin scream and rip off from the web, running away screaming.
"Yep, he's alright", Chris said.
Statics, cut to Aqua.
"Alright, I may have a alcohol problem, but it's not my fault for that! Blame Ryuko for trying to shove some booze in my stomach!"
Statics.
In the medic room, Stocking was lay down on a table. Chris and Alluro were there, looking down at her, with Alluro sinister grin. The medic room itself isn't really a medic, but a surgeon room, complete with blood stains all over the floor and some tools.
"Are you certain, you know how to treat diabete's?" Chris asked Alluro, "Because I do not want to get any lawsuit for this".
"Do not worry, Chris", Alluro replied, "You can relied on me to do the job. I'm sure of it".
"Okay, just make sure she'll be right".
"Oh, she'll be alright", Alluro look down at Stocking, who was very sweating in her core as Alluro face go deep into her shock expression.
At the buffet, everyone stand there as Chris make an announcement, "Alright everyone, it seem's to me Stocking is having some heart problem. So the clear winner for this challenge is the Screaming Sponge!"
The Screaming Sponge did not celebrate their victory. Instead, they just groan as if the challenges themseleves really take a toll on them. Aqua on the other hand, celebrated by holding up a beer and collasped in the bar.
The Shrimp Raiders only roll their eyes and mumble about it.
"And since they won, Eddy won as well", Chris approaches Eddy, who stood there still eyes, mouth, nose, and ears shut. Chris pulled out a box of giant jawbreakers, "For their prize, here is a stash of jawbreakers! Because I have ran out of ideas for prizes. So here you go".
As Chris was giving Eddy the jawbreaker, he slip and drop it on Eddy foot, causing great pain in him, which resulted all of the tape and nail clipper to blast off, "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Ooooh, that's gonna hurt", Mikey comment, with the others flinch from his pain.
Eddy cried out and whimper on the floor.
Statics, cut to Eddy.
"Do you know how long I have to hold that in?! God dang it!" Eddy pulled out a jawbreaker to warm himself down, "Well, at least it's worth it".
Statics, cut to Ryuko.
"I'll be honest, I was actually expecting us to lose. Like seriously, I'm surprise Aqua and Eddy manage to hold it that long. At least the kid won, instead of Aqua".
Statics.
In the cafeteria, Alastor was waiting for Stocking to return from her little diabetes incident. After a long hour of waiting, Stocking came and sat next to her.
Alastor greeted, "Ah, how's my sweetheard been doing?"
"Zip it, Alastor! And just get to the point, already", Stocking replied.
"Okay, so I am thinking who we should vote off".
"Is it Starscream?" Stocking asked, "Obviously, it's gonna be him. He'll be a potential threat to us".
"No, I convince everyone to vote off Sanji".
This struck Stocking a surprise look, as she was expecting Alastor to take his chance of voting off Starscream, "What? But wouldn't it be more logical to vote off Starscream right now. I mean, he's clearly responsible for causing us to lose!"
"Yes, but I knew very well that Sanji might be a potential threat", Alastor state, "After all, I did remember he purposely refuse to take my offer, knewing my true intention".
"So we aren't going to vote that robot a**?"
"I still have plans for it", Alastor said, "But we do need to vote off some good guys around here. Potential one, actually".
Statics, cut to Stocking.
"I hope Alastor know what he's doing. After the merge, I'm gonna try confess to him about my true intention. There's no point of keeping him around".
Statics.
At the elimination ceremony, the Shrimp Raiders sat in the same table. Stocking return and look pretty much her same look before being starve to death.
Chris came on stage, looking down at his contestants, "I see anger, I see sadness, but most of all, I see laughter...by me of coarse. Anywho, time for some votes, and these votes are freaking amazing. Sanji, your here because it was your perveted obsession that causes your team to lose. Alastor, your here because...well...your power of coarse. Eva, it's pretty clear why your here".
"Just get over it!" Eva shouted at him.
"Fine, so the person to go is..." The dramatic silent came, as everyone waited and participate who will go next. Everyone look at each other, expecting one to go and not be a threat in their plan. After a long dead, dramatic silent, Chris finally announces, "Stocking!"
"What?!" Stocking stood up with rage, baffle, and confuse. She notice Alastor was smiling behind her, and then it hit her. She forgotten that Alastor could hear any thoughts, including hers. Not to mention, he probably know abot her true intention, and just play the act, "You...son of a bi-!"
Before Stocking could yell at him, she was drag off by Red eye.
Outside the deck, Stocking and Alastor were the only one there. The others didn't bother to say good bye, as they have other things to do like Starscream getting his hand repair.
Stocking was staring at Alastor with a grudgingly look; But for Alastor, he was grinning to himself, and waving a good bye to her.
"Bye, my lover", Alastor said, "It's too bad you and me can't be in the finale".
"You convince everyone to vote me off!" Stocking shouted at him, who doesn't seem to be bother by it.
"Yep, and to think, maybe you may be still useful for me...if you haven't acted like a craze, sugar obssessed freak before, none of this could've happn".
Stocking growl at him, but she seem to covert to her over confident and egocentric way, "Well, it doesn't matter. Because I have something you don't!"
"Oh really, you mean this?" Alastor reveal something that completely shock her. There, he's holding the necklace containing Ratar on in there, who seemingly waving her with a grin.
This made Stocking gasp, and check her body to reveal her necklace was taken off, "Wha-? How?!"
"Me and rat guy here made a deal, while you were distracted by Chris sweets", Alastor explain, "And he told me everything, such as your intention".
"And I decided his offering was more smarter than yours!" Ratar o laugh.
"You...you little, dirty rat! I'm gonna-!" Before she could finish, Stocking quickly drop down into the whirl pool and never to be seen again.
"She'll be miss...not", Alastor said, as the both of laugh and walk off.
Chris then narrate to the audience, "Wow, That is some interesting turn of event. Will Ratar o and Alastor alliance have a payoff? Will Aqua stay long enough for the merge? And when is the merge? Found out next time on Total! Drama! Cruise!"
Ooooh crud, seem's to me Ratar o has already form a new alliance...wonder how's that gonna turn out. Anyways, I hope everyone enjoy this chapter, seeing everyone going through torment.
Aqua being back for the team might sound complicated for them, but sooner or later, she'll have some development and how to be a good team player...if that's gonna happen.
Anyways, if anyone have have idea, put it in the review or PM me. Another thing, make sure to vote for your favorite character to return.
Here is a preview, it's time to visit a city from South America. Yep, we are going back to Earth. But in this challenge, there's gonna be a lot of searching, a lot of running, and Jose...and you can tell this isn't gonna end well for them, if anyone kept reading on those filler chapter.
Stay tune for more!
