Hi everybody, welcome to a new chapter of Total Drama Cruise!
Review time!
TheMasterKat: I can understand having some difficult time of deciding who's the real jerk. But do not worry, they will face their upcomings, sooner or later.
Memeking the Third: Yeah, the fanfiction multiverse is just getting weirder and weirder, including this chapter. But anyways, I do have interesting plan for Jose later.
N8han11: Last chapter was pretty cool. Get to see characters appearing and fighting one another. Feral Zeke will return, later on. I am saving him for a important event.
Guest: Can't blame ya wanting Aqua to be eliminated. Then again, I'm guessing everyone want Aqua to begone...thot ( pfff, Sorry, just wanna say that ). And to answer your question, yes. This is the same Jose who will be competing in next season. It will make sense later on.
Anyways, let's not waste any time and begin!
"Last time on Total Drama Cruise!" Chris recap, "We go from insane world to more grounded world, if you could count as one. The challenge in South America was simple; run, search, and win. Easy enough, right? Well, if it wasn't for Jose gang to interrupt the party, then things would've gone fine. Things begin to be more interesting when Starscream learn the secret alliance that help Alastor win the challenge. Not only that, but it seem's now he's also form an alliance with Sanji and Armin, with Armin having some doubts about him and looking really tired with this whole conflict. Unfortunately, it seem's like Mikey and Mako had to go, and now Ryuko is reeeeeally pissed. Who will stay long enough for the merge? Found out right now on Total Drama Cruise!
"Aaaaahhhh!" The scream and grunts of Ryuko was heard. A chair smashes into tiny pieces, after she throw it out of a fit of anger. She and her team were outside on the deck, seeing the masscre that happen on the dock. First, the chairs are all destroy, the pool is filled with broken shards of glass, and there are dozen of dead fish on the ground. Poor fishes.
The others were horrified by her action, except for Brendan. He has remain some what calm, even if their team captain is throwing a huge tantrum.
Ryuko huff and huff, requesting, "Give me another chair, now!"
"Uhhh Ryuko, I think that's enough", Sammy said, but Ryuko ignore it. As her anger grew and grew over time, blocking any sense of moral.
"NOW!"
Eddy throw her a flip chair, and grab it. Then, she proceed to throw it at the wall again, broken into pieces.
Brendan urge her to calm down, knowing her frustration and hatred against Aqua last night, "Ryuko, I think you should try calming down a bit".
"I'm calm, okay. I'm very calm...real calm", She head toward the railings, and rip it out of there! Resuming back to her temper. Then she throw it at a near by window.
Eddy was hiding behind Sammy, shivering and tugging his head in his collar. Sammy was a little concern and scare, but kept her neutral look.
Even Senkestu can't help her, as her blood pressure is really heating up, "Ryuko, you got to listen to him. I'm not sure it's worth throwing a huge fit because of-"
"Shut it!"
"Ok".
"I am going to kill Aqua!" Ryuko shouted, punching the wall with her fist, "When I see her, I'll shove her a** up her mouth!"
"I'm not sure if that's possible of shoving her entire bare a-"
"Zip it, Senkestu!"
"Come on, Ryuko", Brendan gesture, "I understand your anger, but we need to stay on track here. it won't be any good, if you keep doing this. Not when there's a challenge coming up".
"He's right", Eddy stutter, pointing at him, "Listen to the smart kid".
Statics, cut to Brendan.
"Ugh, everything is becoming worst. With Mikey gone, and Ryuko becoming more and more aggressive, I got to do something if we continue this issue any further. God, I wish Wendy was still around".
Statics.
"Sheesh, she needs to chill for a second", Sammy comment, as Ryuko is kicking the wall, "Even I wouldn't go this further, after losing a friend. And I'm still recovering it...some what".
"Better yet, some pills to calm down!" Eddy added, "Seriously, does that brown hair chick ever pack any pills during these situation?!"
"I'm guessing not, considering if she does", Sammt said, "She wouldn't act so hyper every hour or so".
Brendan came near them, telling them in a concern way, "This isn't going so well. She's been reckless like this over three weeks. We have to come up another idea".
"How?! We try everything!" Eddy shouted, "I gave her a jawbreaker, another jawbreak, Double D grandfather useless coin, another jawbreaker".
Sammy was perplex by what he was saying, "Seriously? Is that your only way of helping someone with anger issues?"
"Hey! Jawbreakers can be a solution for anger problem, you know!" Eddy stated at her.
"Of coarse", Sammy said, rolling her eye.
Brendan thought this over, thinking of a way to at least calm her down. Then he figure, why not bring Aqua to solve the issue. Clearly, she was responsible for those crimes. It makes sense for her to do it.
"Wait, I think there's a solution for this", Brendan explain, "Maybe I could talk with Aqua. We could probably try sort things out".
"Good luck with that", Sammy replied, not certain about that idea, "I don't think Ryuko would even try forgiving her. or heck, Aqua being apologetic. Both of them I'm pretty certain have a hate and fear one another. Beside, I don't even know where Aqua has been".
Statics, cut to Sammy.
"I'm surprise I'm now the only sane older kid around here. Guess if they need someone with some brain, they have me...or Brendan".
Statics.
Somewhere else, Eva is recklessly throwing stones at a couple of seaguls on near by boulders out in sea, while the ship was still moving along.
It seems as though, after what happen last challenge, she has a huge grudge against Yuka, obviously. She was expecting this to be easy, but it soon became apparent that Yuka is a bigger threat than she expected.
Armin passed by and notice her expressing anger, "Uhhh, what're you doing?"
"Nothing! Move along, dweeb!" Eva shouted, continue her stone throwing.
"Is it because of Yuka?"
"No!"
"Come on, it's pretty obvious".
This made Eva pause and sigh, turning to face him in a naturel way, less temper issue of coarse, "Okay fine, I am somewhat pissy over that little girl!"
"Why? She's just fourteen years old".
"Fourteen?! She manage to survive all those booby traps! Without a single scratch!"
"You are being way too overreacting".
"Am I?!"
Statics, cut to Armin sighing.
"I'll be honest, this whole conflict happening in my team is just getting out of control. Starscream isn't any help because I can tell he will literally betray us, Alastor is creepy, and Sanji...well, he's fine. I just wish this whole thing end. And when is the merge, happening?! Seriously, I'm getting a feeling he's just torturing us".
Statics.
In the cafeteria, Sanji was enjoying some meal of eggs and toasts, made by himself of coarse. While chewing down the taste of eggs, he heard a bump sound underneath the table. He look down and see Aqua, which suprises him, "Huh, Aqua? What're you doing?"
"Ssshhh, quite it", Aqua told him, "I am trying to hide here. If Ryuko found me, I'll be dead for sure...also, can I have your toast, please?"
Sanji reluctantly gave her the toast, which she gruffly chow down on it. After what happen last night from what he heard, Sanji knew she wasn't good news. Sure, he felt a little pity, but he knew feeling bad wouldn't really help her.
"So I'm guessing you are hiding until things seem to chill down, right?" Sanji asked.
Aqua replied, "Of coarse. I had to hide everywhere, including that scary nineth level. I even fought that feral Zeke guy for cheese! Jesus, how long does it take to shut up her anger issues?!"
Sanji felt a sense of pity. Not feeling bad pity; But more or less, a tiresome, ungrateful pity for her.
"Look I'm not the type to give out advice to...well...characters like you, but you can't just keep hiding, you know", Sanji said, resuming his meal, "You got to do something about it. Living with a maniac isn't going to help you".
"How?! I've already vote off Ryuko best friend! She won't forgive me for that! I'm literally the number one threat to her!"
"Well maybe you shouldn't have done that in the first. Maybe you could've denied the request to vote someone off. If I was you, with tits, I'll stop hiding and confront her".
"You not even helping me here!" Aqua said, "I need some actual smart advice".
Sanji sigh, taking another smoke, "If you don't want to get kill by your team captain, try at least apologize".
statics, cut to Aqua.
"Apologize?! She should apologize to me for trying to vote me off! I was doing it as self defense here! Nothing personal!"
Statics.
While she is there, hiding and eating the scraps under the table floor, Alastor was hiding behind the doors, overhearing their conversation, which peak his interest.
Statics, cut to Alastor.
"After I easily figure out Starscream little allies of his, I must found a way to keep myself on the show much longer until the merge. And what better way to get help is a annoying, useless goddess herself".
Statics.
Brendan appear in the cafeteria, asking Sanji, "Hey Sanji, have you seen Aqua around?"
"She's under the table, stealing my food".
Aqua: "I did no such thing!"
"Aqua, come out!" Brendan demanded, "I need to talk with you, now!"
"Never! I am not gonna come out of here", Aqua wrap her arm around, shooking her head as a refusal, "Nope, never".
"Guess your team aren't so different from ours, huh?" Sanji remark.
"Tell me about it", Brendan replied, "I'm just trying to keep my team in stable. You know how hard it is to calm Ryuko temper down? If only Wendy was still around, she could probably ease her temper a bit. it doesn't help that me and Sammy are the only responsible one in the team, with zero knowledge of handling anger issues. My only solution is for Aqua to apologize to her".
"Listen here, Brendan!" Aqua said, "Tell her that I am not gonna apologize! there is no way!"
"Aqua!" Brendan control his temper, not wanting to seem aggressive. He did not want to say this, but he has no choice. He ease himself down a bit, sighing, "Look...if you want to stay much longer on the show, you have to make her forgive you".
Statics, cut to Aqua.
"Pfff, forgive? Like I say, I don't beg for forgiveness...sometime...maybe...okay, maybe a lot of time; But that's not the point. The point is I am trying to win. It's a reality show! Everyone is going to lose someone! Get over it!"
Statics.
Brendan thought of another idea. He decided the best alternate route of fixing this whole thing is by strucking a deal with Aqua. He didn't wan to do it, but there was no choice.
"How about this", Brendan began, "I'll...I'll help you make it to the merge".
Aqua gasp in thrill, "Really?!"
"If you go confront her, and apologize", Brendan continue, "I'll be with you, if anything happen".
Statics, cut to Brendan.
"Just to make it clear, I am not trying to gain her friendship again. I'm just trying to fix this. Me and Aqua aren't friends anymore. I don't even care if she's going home or not. My priority is mostly base on me focusing on the main challenge".
Statics.
Outside the deck, Ryuko was kicking a near by trash can, harshly.
Standing behind her were Aqua and Brendan. Aqua was rightfully scare to confront her, "I don't know if I should do this".
"Just remain calm", Brendan said, "I'm sure she'll accept your apology".
She gulp and confront her, waving her hand as a greeting, stuttering, "Hey Ryuko, what's up?"
Ryuko slowly turn to glance at her with a anger expression, showing her teeth and her growl.
She continue on, "I know that you and I aren't exactly the best of...working together. And I...uhhhh, can totally understood why you are very, very, very..."
Ryuko got up and approaches her with the scissor blade being dragged on the floor, screeching a noise, which made Aqua more and more afraid, "Very, very pissed off with me, but I just wanna to say is-"
Finally, Ryuko stood in front of her, ready to release her anger at Aqua, and Brenan has a worry, but alarming look.
Before things seem to escalate further, Chris loud speaker was then heard throughout the ship, "ATTENTION LOSERS! TIME FOR SOME EXERCISE. HOLD ONTO ANYTHING BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO THE MILITARY!"
A portal suddenly appear beneth them and suck them down into it.
Statics, cut to Eva, looking a little excited. Not smiling, but some what excited.
"Military?! Finally, a challenge that is worth my time. I might actually win this because of my physical muscle".
Statics, cut to Armin, remarking on this military challenge coming up.
"A military challenge. Huh, I never been to a different military that isn't my world. So this could be interesting. Usually at my home, our training are usually strict and harsh because the amount of titans we fought".
Statics.
Every team were now on a base of some sort, looking around to see everything was made out of metal, very technological indeed.
Aqua was far away from Ryuko. She was hiding behind Brendan, all while Ryuko look down at her with a furious and scowling look. Sammy and Eddy try to stop their team captain from killing their member.
Aqua was shaking, shaking, and shaking down her spine. She ask Brendan, "Is she still looking at me?"
Brendan gave a deadpan look, replying, "Yes".
Sammy whisper next him, asking, "So how's the whole Aqua fixing thing is doing?"
"I don't know, Aqua is still trying".
Chris came by, welcoming them in this new challenge, "Sup losers! Welcome to the base of G.I. Joe! A special team force known for taking out a ruthless, terroist organization! Today challenge is gonna be about training to be a true American soldier".
"True American soldier? I thought this was still a reality TV challenge?" Eddy asked, "Not some boot camp documentary".
"It is", Chris replied, "It just without my tratior, backstabbing Chef!", Chris control his anger and continue, "I have to make some compromise for a military like challenge. So I choose this ground to be perfect for today game. And who to train you guys is none other than the wrestler champion himself!"
A helicopter flown by above them, with everyone covering their head from the wind. Someone jump down, and as she appear before them with his shades, his mustache, his hat, and his muscle body, Chris continue, "SGT. SLAUGHTER!"
Everyone were a bit puzzle and surprise to see a wrestler training them in shape. Okay, it may seem possbile for a former wrestler, but as trainers for military, it's a bit odd. Nonetheless, they simply go along with it.
"That's right, you dirtbags!" Sgt Slaugther pointed at them, and pointed to himself, "I'm your drill sergeant today; And everything I say goes, you go along with it, understood?!"
"Jeez, for a guy that is meant to be a wrestler", Eddy whipser next to Brendan, "He sure does look little...fat".
As he chuckle to himself, a bag of dumbbells was thrown at him, causing him to be push back on the ground.
"Did I make myself clear?!" Sgt. Slaughter repeat, with everyone nodded either by Eddy or just nodded without care, "Good. I don't want to see whining, crying, complaining, and more whining, understood?! I want to see real, physial training. No power or tricks! Pure luck is the only way out, and that's gonna take a lot of work!"
"Do I really need to use my hands?" Sanji asked, which seem to caught the sargent attention.
"DID I ALLOW YOU TO SPEAK?!" Sgt. Slaughter asked, very close up to his face, startling him.
"No", Sanji said, "I was just ask-"
"Quite asking! And do eighty push ups for not paying attention!"
"EIGHTY?!"
"You heard it!"
Statics, cut to Sanji.
"And this is why I will always stay as a pirate".
Statics.
"This goes to all of you! I don't want to see any slip ups, understood?!" Sgt. Slaughter asked, with everyone nodding their head, except for Ryuko and Starscream, "What's up with you two?! Is there a problem?"
"Uhh, Yeah", Ryuko then asked, "You do know most of us are fighters, right? Why do we need military training?"
"Also, I am very huge and a cybertronian", Starscream added, "I can't physical train! We aren't even organic!"
"Listen you two, just because you are special", Sgt. Slaughter said, pointed at Ryuko, very up close, "Doesn't mean you aren't allow to back out a serious instruction by me! Got it!"
Ryuko sigh, crossing her arm and rolling her eye, "Fine".
"And as for you-wait a minute", Sgt. Slaughter faces toward the Decepticon, seemingly recognizing him, "Starscream?! The Decepticon traitor himself?!"
"Oh crud", Starscream facepalm, seeminlgy now recognizing the whole military organization as a whole, due to his refusal to acknowledge it.
Statics, cut to Starscream.
"Okay, I'll confess. Me and the Decepticon have had more enemies when we arrive on Earth. First it was the G.I. Joe team, Then it was the Cobra which we ally ourselves with, but then everything screw up, and we kinda became enemies and allies most of the time. Then there was another time we fought M.A.S.K, and we use to pair up with Venom...which we also became enemies with. Hmm, seem's like we don't have the best track record with Earth allies. I mean, the only human allies we do have is some human scientist, but rarely we keep them along. One of whom I kinda made him into a cyborg. Then there was a kid name, Re-"
Statics.
This made a awkward situation for Starscream, now on the ground of a enemy that the Decepticons use to fought. His team and the others stare at him.
Sgt. Slaughter remark, laughing to himself, "Well, this is a interesting event so far".
"Want to exlain something to us?" Sammy asked the Sargent.
"Let just say the G.I. Joe team fought many weirdos", He replied, "Including this rust bucket".
"Rust bucket?! I'll-" Before Starscream could blast him, a whistle manage to make him cover his ears, alongside the others.
After Sgt. Slaughter was finish, he continue, "Anyways, because our big friend can't be part of the challenge due to this size and such, I have a special job for this decepti-creep".
Starscream was now in a air base, filled with jets that are either inside huge warehouses or are outside, ready to be clensed.
His duty was all about cleaning every jet spotless. And to do that, he was given a bucket and a sponge.
This of coarse, made Starscream frustrated, groaning, "Ugh! Cleaning?! Seriously?!"
"that's right, roboboob! Get to cleaning!" Sgt. Slaughter shouted, "And I want to see those jets spotless! You hear me?! Spotless!"
"How in all spark is this a challenge?!"
"Simple, if you clean everything, you earn yourself a immunity".
"Wait, immunity?!"
Statics, cut to Starscream.
"A immunity, hmmm...could be worth a shot. I mean, I do need a fair chance of making it to the finale".
Statics.
Sgt. Slaughter return to the team, now going deep onto today challenge, "Okay meatbags, where was I? Oh yes! Today training will be about testing your physical skills! Meaning no superpower, whatsoever. You got it!"
They all nodded, pleasing Slaughter a bit.
"Excellent", He then pointed something behind them, "You see over there!"
There, they saw it. A obstacle coarse that has monkey bars; Eight tires that are line up, a swinging stand that has two stands, with one hanging rope and a matress on the ground, nine automatic pinball machines, and at the end is a table. On the table is a box, which has dozen of scrap paper in it.
"That is today training! Each member from your team must complete a obstacle run", Sgt. Slaughter explain, "Whoever make it without a single mistake or using his or her power, will go onto the next round. The losers will have to do a special assignment by me".
"Huh, this isn't that hard", Sanji remark, smirking and folding his arms, knowing he could easily beat this. The others were a bit weary on it; Considering each challenges they went through, they have bad lucks of even thinking obstacles would be anything, but harmless.
Statics, Sammy.
"Ugh, it better be something that doesn't involve hands".
Statics, cut to Eva.
"I got this in the bag. There is no way some loser is going to surpass me. Not even my team. Sure, I'll be the only one, but at least it shows I'm the toughest".
Statics, cut to Armin.
"That actually isn't bad. Back at my military training, we have to pass a lot of harsh obstacles in order to become scouts".
Statics.
"Anyways, which brave soul want to go first?" Slaughter asked to all of them. Everyone remain silent, pondering if they should go or not, "Anyone?"
"Let me go", Ryuko volunteer, looking at Aqua, "I want to show my true strength in front of my team. Especially Aqua!"
Aqua whimper and hid behind Brendan again, making Slaughter laugh, "That's the spirit! Hop on over there!"
She walk onto the wooden platform and look through the obstacles, readying herself by cracking her fingers.
"Ready! And go!" After the Sargent blow the whistle, Ryuko swiftly climb onto the bars, making her toward the next obstacle.
She then hop one foot and another onto the tires, without a single trip and drop. She then quickly ran onto the stand and grab the rope, swinging onto another stand.
Then she pass through the pinball machines, managing to dodge and move swiftly from every aim shots.
Finally, she made it. She grab the scrap paper, and Sgt. Slaughter blew the whistle again, "Done! She has completed the obstacle. Let's see how you chumps deal with it".
Montage time!
First was Sammy, she manage to climb, hop, swing, and pass through the pinball machines. Grabbing the scrap paper and holding it in the air, the Sergant praise her and blew the whistle, "Next!"
Second was Eddy; Unfortunately, He manage to get stuck and tied all up from the rope part, making him dangling there all strap around.
"Next!"
Third was Aqua, she was doing her best passing through these obstacles. She, unlike Eddy, manage to fail for the first try, as she was clenching her hands onto the bar, legs wrap around the bar, and looking scare, "Dang it, I'm afraid of falling".
This made Ryuko shook her head out of pure cringe.
"Next!"
Fourth was Brendan. He was going through the obstacle really well. Sure, when he reach to the pinball part, he kept dodging and sweating constantly, fearing for his life; Heck, even Aqua was praying for him to succeed, as he is her only hope of reaching to the merge. Fortunately, he manage to grab the scrap paper very successfully.
"Alright, seem's that wraps up for the Screaming Sponge", Sgt. Slaughter said, "Let's see how the Shrimp Raiders share better".
After the whistle was blown, Sanji was next up. He climb, hop, and swing his way toward the next and last obstacle.
"Ha! See! I told you this is eas-" Before he could finish, a pinball was shot at his crouch, causing him to squeel and collaspe on the floor! "Ow! How the hell did my Haki didn't detect that?!"
"Next!"
Armin came and went. He climb, he hop, he swing, and he dodge. All just in a minute, which surprises the Sargent, "Well I'll be damn".
Statics, cut to Armin.
"Huh, guess all those training and exercise really pay off".
Statics.
Eva was up next. She scoff it off after she manage to climb, hop, swing, and ran without any sweats, whatsoever.
She then push Yuka out of the way, "Move it, brat. Let's see how you manage to beat that".
Yuka shrugged, and ran toward the obstacle. She climb, she hop, she swing, and she dodge! More quicker than Eva.
Eva herself was flabbergasted, "What the?!"
Statics, cut to Eva.
"There is no single way she could easily beat that! I'm manage to pass without a single sweat! Gggrrr, I'm starting to miss Lightning right now".
Statics, cut to Yuka.
"It takes a lot of training. Eva doesn't know that because I manage to train over night".
Statics.
The last one was Alastor, as he was passing through the obstacle without struggle. And also, no effort because he was just walking through casually, burning everything away, while breaking the rule.
"Okay buddy, that is cheating!" Sgt Slaughter pointed at him, who doesn't seem faze, "You are out!"
Statics, cut to Alastor.
"I wasn't really too interest of putting much of a effort. Sure, I literally got myself out of the game, and will likely be the one to get voted off; But I have a clear objective to do".
Statics.
"Well seem's to me that some of you are now in the next round", Sgt Slaughter said to the remaining ones that manage to finish the obstacle perfectly. The others like Eddy, Aqua, Sanji, and Alastor were there, wondering what he is going to do on them, "As for you four, I have a small, simple duty for you guys".
"I'm surprise you aren't pissed off that you lose", Sanji said to Alastor, still keeping his grinning attitude, all while Sanji is clenching his crotch.
"Please, I never be pissed off by my action", Alastor said, "Only when others make me very angry, I go reeeeeeally berserk. Beside, I have other things to do".
"Like what?"
"Like this", Alastor then kick him in the crotch again, just to shut him up.
"Ow! Not again!"
Brendan knew this could be the perfect time to at least try to talk some sense to Ryuko.
Ryuko herself was crossed arm and was ready for the next round. She uses her hatred of Aqua was motivation, as a way to push her through to the challenges.
"Hey Brendan", Ryuko said to him, not facing at him, just mostly giving a dull look, "Glad that water slut isn't going to be around, huh?"
"Uhhh, Yeah", Brendan replied, "But hey, at least it will keep you focus on the game".
"Good point", Ryuko said, "And maybe if I win, I could use my knowledge and skill to beat Aqua when the merge come, right kid?"
Brendan goes from having hope to disappointment. He only gave her a slight nod.
"Anyways, the notes you guys get are gonna be the joes that will train you in their every move", Sgt Slaughter explain, "You might learn something from these guys".
Seven joes appear behind him, all looking very distinguish from each other. The contestants were a bit weirded out by their appearance. For one, most of them have weird outfits that doesn't even match. One example is a martial artist, who is completely shirtless.
Sgt. Slaughter then begin to start introducing the joe team, "Everyone, these are you new trainers. There's Lady Jaye, Quick Kick, Leatherneck and Wetsuit, Spirit, Tunnel Rat, and Bazooka. One of those ticket you guys pick will be one of these trainers".
"Excuse me, there's only seven of them and six of us", Eva pointed out.
"Good eye. That's why I'm pairing Leatherneck and Wetsuit", Sgt. Slaughter said, glancing over those two with a stern Look, "because these two need to learn to work together".
"Work together with him?" Leatherneck pointed at him, and just laugh it off, "Ha! I rather work with pacifist Lifeline, than this low life, sargent".
"Hey, at least I can swim better than your weak muscle of yours", Wetsuit retort, making Leatherneck very furious about his muscle being mock.
"Take that back!"
"Never!"
"Why you!"
They proceed to tackle each other down, with Leatherneck wrappingh is arm around Wetsuit Head, all while Wetsuit punches him in the face, several time. The reason for their grudge is quite simple. One is a mariane, while the other was a seal. Both in different position, which is why both of them seemingly hated each other.
The others watch on with confusion, the Joes were predictably sighing and facepalm, knowing about these two relationship. Sgt. Slaughter had enough with it, and intervene, "You two! Knock it off!"
He hold both of them by the collar, yelling at them, manly, "You two are gonna train one of those chickens, if you like it or not. Do you understood!"
"Hmph, as long as he let me do the training", Leatherneck said, crossing his arm, "And he do the talking",
"I'm not doing the talking, you are!" Wetsuit told him.
"For guys that meant to be a team, they sure are reckless", Ryuko remark, not knowing her hypercritical statement.
"Ironic you would say that", Sammy said to her.
Statics, cut to Ryuko.
"Well, I got pair up with some native guy. I would've prefer something in my line, but I think he's cool. As long I keep training, I could easily pound Aqua in the face".
Statics, cut to Brendan.
"I got to keep Ryuko attain, until I figure a way to make Aqua apologize to her".
Brendan thought about it, and seem to got it, "I think I got it. Eva, she might have the answer for that. After all, she did mention she went to anger management...whatever that means".
Statics, cut to Eva.
"Great, just great! Yuka got two of the most toughest boys ever, while I'm pair with some idiot who keep tripping a lot. Like seriously?! I could've chosen a much better trainer than that doofus".
Statics, cut to Sammy.
"I'll admit, as great of my team helping my feelings, I can't get my mind off of Tokoyami. God, I still miss him. Guess a little training might get my mind off...I think".
Statics, cut to Sanji.
"Damn it, that could've been me pairing up with Lady Jaye".
Statics.
meanwhile, at the sea where the Cruise ship await for the challenge to be over with.
Chris and his interns were in the security room, where they watch over the contestants and what they're doing through their drones, of coarse. Copperhead was a bit weirded out of seeing the G.I. Joe base, since his departure with Cobra. And he had a weird feeling of seeing the base, without being a spy.
Chris was bored, really bored, sighing, "Booooorrrrring. There's nothing to do, but watch. I thought seeing them torture would be fun, but it just ware out. God, I need to pick a different challenge that is more interesting".
"Maybe we should've gave them a break for once", Phantasma suggest to him, hovering him as he was sitting there with a bored expression.
"And lose my viewership?! No way".
Luna had thouht of something, whispering to the others about it.
"How about we travel to some certain world", Luna suggest, maybe curious of seeing some other world that Chris some what mention and posses, "Maybe that could cheer you up".
This gave Chris an idea, one surely he would love, "Hey, your right. Maybe I can go that other Total Drama show from a different universe, and graffiti their show. That will teach them! After what they did to my ship!"
"Are you sure we'll pick the right one responsible for that graffiti?" Copperhead asked, "There's like, what? Dozen of Total Drama universe with the same concept, minus the others like the zombie one".
"Don't worry, I know which world has the right contestant", Chris replied, "I freely spy on them".
"Wait, you spy on them?" Phantasma asked.
"Of coarse I spy on them. I use my drones".
"Hmm, going through other world doesn't like a bad idea", Alluro said, with the Lunataks even nodding in agreement, "It could increase our view and ratings".
"That's a great idea!" Chris turn toward Copperhead, who didn't really care at all, "Copperhead, set coarse to...ummm...TheMasterKat world, I think. We are going to pay a little visit".
Sgt. Slaughter led the remaining four toward a warehouse, where a military boat was laying there near a truck to be ready to pull away for the dock port.
"You four maggots are gonna help assist a certain joe member", Sgt. Slaughter explain, "If any of you try to escape your assign duty, or slack off, I will make you do more paper works and more running around the track, did any of you got that?! I don't want to see whining, or complaining, got it?!"
They all nodded in a quick and desperate way, except for Alastor who remain grinning, which doesn't bother the Slaughter, just annoyed him.
"Good", He stopped at the boat, banging his fist at it to get a certain joe out, "Hey slackoff! I got a pair of losers working for ya! Get out!"
Startle, a joe in a sailor uniform, having a beard and a parrot, fall overboard on the ground, slamming his face on the floor until seeing the Slaughter foot, groaning. The parrot was laughing, knowing how clumsy he is and seeing him in front of the main wrestler himself.
"Ugh, what's the big idea waking up my nap!" The sailor asked, demanding for a reasonable answer.
"Worthless meat bag, get up! I got four losers that are gonna help you perform your duty", Sgt. Slaughter said, as he turn to them to introduce this lazy sailor, "Everyone, this is Shipwreck. And Shipwreck, this is Aqua, Eddy, Sanji, and Alastor. Keep an eye on them".
"Uhhh, right, affirmative", Shipwreck quickly salute, as his parrot name Polly flap it wings and land on his shoulders, which got him annoyed.
"Ummm question", Sanji raise his hand, not feeling it of working with a sailor, "Isn't there other assignment beside this? Like you know, cooking?"
"All the cooking job is filled, now get going", Sgt. Slaughter left, it was time for the sailor to speak with these four fellows, having no idea what to think of them.
"So I assume you guys are a couple of weirdos, huh?" Shipwreck asked.
"And assume your some kind of drunk sailor, Hmm", Sanji retort.
"Heh, real funny", Shipwreck said, shrugging what Slaughter has stated, all while climbing back up on the boat, "Don't worry, I'm not much of a gruff type guy. I'm more of a chill one".
"So we don't have to do some dumb job?!" Aqua asked, very thrilled, "Woohoo! Yes, this might not sound bad after all".
"Uh oh! Seem's like Shipwreck is being a slacker again, RAH! RAH!" Polly flap his wings next to him, annoying Shipwreck.
"Ah, shut it, bird brain!" Shipwreck told his parrot, stopping the flapping, "Or else I'll turn you into a thanksgiving turkey!"
Statics, cut to Sanji.
"A sailor, huh? seem's to me, he's one of those guys. Guys that take shots, slack off, pick fights, and have tons of girl magazine. The usually. In this case, failing that challenge is worth it!"
Statics, cut to Aqua.
"Brendan told me to apologize Ryuko at the right time. This might give me an opportunity to try to come up the best way of a apology. It won't be that hard".
Statics.
Before Aqua could hop on board, she was immediately pull away by Alastor from behind the left side of the warehouse. It was Alastor, almost scaring Aqua to death.
"Sorry to scare you", Alastor said, shuffle the dust off from Aqua shoulders, "But I want to speak with you for a moment".
"If it's about my soul, no way demon".
"I wasn't going to say that", Alastor continue, "you see, I need some little help, here. I am in a really hot spot right now because of Starscream requiring a new allies of his, and I need you to sabotage a challenge to keep me on the show. In return, I'll make you stay much longer until the merge, deal?"
He hold out his hand, waiting for a handshake. He expect her to accept the deal, knowing how Aqua can act very desperate. Surprisingly, Aqua laughed.
"Heheheh, why are you laughing?" Alastor asked, his arm crossed behind, and tilting his head in confusion, creating a crackling sound.
"Are you serious?" Aqua asked, "Do you really expect me to make deals with a demon? I'm a goddess".
"I'm not here to make deals. More or less, I'm here to request you doing something for me, for once only. If you can saboage the challenge and make your team lose, I'll sabotage the elimination vote for you".
This made Aqua stop laugning, and look at him, "You can do that?"
"Of coarse", Alastor replied, "Just a simple request, and that's all. After the merge, we'll part way. What do you say?"
Aqua thought this over. Working with a demon does sound stupid, but she had done some crazy things for herself before. So this doesn't faze her the slightest. She replied, "Alright, Fine. I'll try making my team lose".
"Great".
Statics, cut to Aqua.
"Screw apology's! Time for some sabotaging action!"
Statics.
At the G.I. Joe base, everyone were somewhere off training, either from outside or inside.
For outside, Yuka was being train by Leatherneck and Wetsuit. They were both trying to give part of their own training advice to Yuka, seeminlgy just listen the both of them what they got to say.
"Okay little girl, listen", Leatherneck said, "One way to hide from enemies when outside in a dark, scary forest, is by taking cover in the most deepest ditch. Or just hide some where that has a log. Or-"
"Or would you shut up", Wetsuit interrupt, "Anyways, here's my advice, Kid. If there's a enemie near by, you need to tackle them and grab their main weapon, usually the laser gun. If that doesn't work, you have to-"
"Wetsuit, nobody want to hear those terrible advice of yours", Leatherneck said, "She should listen to my guidence, not yours".
"Oh boo hoo, is it because your disguise are only limited to forest? Even Footlose has a better disguise than yours. Face it, she's better off with me than you".
"Does not".
"Does too, leather prick".
"Why you!" Leatherneck tackle down Wetsuit again, making Yuka sigh and facepalm to herself.
Statics, cut to Yuka.
"I'm starting to think those fanfic writers are more mature than these guys".
Statics.
Somewhere else, Eva was watching Bazooka trying to disarm a place dynamite on the table. He check the wires, that are blue, Red, and green. He was holding some scissor to see which to cut, "Let's see, stopping a bomb isn't easy. First you...ummm...remove the thingy; And then when getting to the wire part, you need to...ummmm...uhhh...cut the...ummm".
She crossed her arm, rolling her eye out of boredom. She was expecting more of a pro-active training, not something simplistic and soft like this, "Is there anything we can do beside this?"
"No wait, I think I got it...I think, ummm...Hmm, this is hard", Bazooka scratch his head, confuse on his own task.
"God, this is just freaking boring!" Eva moan, viewing this as repetitive, "Where's the combat and stuff?!"
Brendan approaches her, nervously asking, "Umm, excuse me, Can I ask you something? It's really quick"
"Ugh, Fine", Eva replied, "If it means getting rid of my boredom, sure. What is it?"
"Well you see, my friend Ryuko has been acting up since last elimination. And I was wondering if you...I don't know...give me some advice on anger issues?"
"What, you expect me to know that kind of stuff because I been to anger management classes?"
"Uhhh yeah".
Eva sigh, "Listen, if you want to know how to deal with anger issue, you got to be the anger guy. Strike fear at the person temper issue".
This wasn't what Brendan was looking for, asking, "Is there any other option beside striking fear?"
"Uhhh, no".
Statics, cut to Brendan.
"Well that wasn't helpful at all".
Statics, cut to Eva.
"Okay fine I wasn't really great at anger management class. I may have acted a bit too reckless time to time. Probably because I kept thinking those traitors that vote me off".
Statics.
In a tight, sewage pipe hole, Tunnal Rat was making his way through the dark and dirty tunnel that cramp him in, having no way of returning back or getting up. He has his flash light, clenching it in his teeth, and trying to crawl his way on the other side.
"You see this, kid", Tunnel Rat said, "One way to sneak around, while inside a nasty, gross tunnel is by going through hell. In this case, it is hell, and you must get use to it".
Tunnel Rat was expecting a respond, but got nothing. A bit confuse, he called out to him, "Hey kid! hello? Are you still following me?"
No respond. Tunnal sigh, "Great, no single respect to a guy who go through crap".
Above the outside world, far from him where he came in was a man hole. Brendan return, responding in the hole, "Sorry, I was late. I-".
"Kid, where were you, anyways?" Tunnel Rat asked, as a roach appear near him, "I'm been stuck down here, trying to give instruction".
"Sorry, it's just..." Brendan explain, "I was just trying ask some advice from Eva about my friend anger problem".
"Why?"
"It's...complicated", Brendan didn't want to go into deal, as he felt a challenge was a little more important and didn't want to fail the team because of it.
"Well, you can deal with that, later", Tunnal Rat said, as another roach appear, "I dealt with tons of people with anger issue, and they usually cool down, later on. So just get down here".
"Are you sure?"
"Uhh yeah, that's part of the training, duh", Tunnel Rat said, three more roach appear, "But before you could get down here, can you bring a mask and a bug spray?"
"Why?"
"Let's just say..." Tunnal Rat is surrounded by dozen and dozen of roaches, covering his entire body, filled with egg droplets and dead corpses of the roaches, as they all crawl everywhere, "I lost my appetite for bugs".
Inside the base, at the main training room where every soldier pulled weight, exercise, practice martial art, and much more.
Two grey bricks, three stack of wood are place on between the bricks.
Standing in front of it was Quick Kick, right aside him was Armin observing the action.
"First thing to become a martial artist is keeping your focus steady and calm", Quick Kick said, his right hand ready to do chop down the stack of wood, steadying himself three time, "After that-"
CHOP! Three woods were slice into two and collaspe on the floor, "Finish the final blow. Can you do that?"
"Uhh, I think I can", Armin replied, nervously.
"What's wrong, Kid?" Quick Kick asked, casually, "A bit nervous?"
Armin is having his focus caught off by the fact his trainer is literally barefoot and shirtless, "I...I'm not, it's just...Nothing personal or anything, but do you always remain shirtless and barefoot?"
"Uhh yeah, that's what make me strong", Quick Kick said, now referencing to He man, "And have the power".
Statics, cut to Armin.
"I don't know if this true or not, but do military's allow soldier to have weird, looking dress code? In fact, I notice a hand full of them don't seem to match their uniform. Heck, the only ones that do are the green shirts, and I'm confuse as to why none of them question the dress code".
Statics.
"Come on, give a try", Quick Kick urges.
He stack three more wood as replacement, and Armin stood in front of it, breathing in and out. His hand was out, straight and hit it!
Unfortunately, it only broke his hand at the process, whimpering underneath his mouth.
"Well...at least you tried", Quick Kick said, trying to give some compliment. Even if he did failed, "Martial art needs a lot of practice and skill to master the technique of it".
"Yeah, I guess so", Armin replied, trying to not scream, and instead make a whimpering, but squealing voice, "I mean, I'm not much of a martial artist. I more of a scout type".
"Oh really?"
"Yep".
"That's cool".
"I wouldn't say cool. more or less, it's pretty much a life risking job".
"Well if you ask me, that still sound pretty cool in my book", Quick Kick compliment, "Say, you wanna go watch a movie wit me?"
"Don't we have training to do?"
"Nah, a little break won't hurt".
In the indoor, shooting range, Sammy was practicing aiming and shooting a laser fifle at several hanging, paper target. She was train under by Lady Jaye, who was some what impressed, "Very good aim, girl. How do you learn to do that?"
"Oh you know, I just know how to use a gun, that's all", Sammy replied, shyly; Rubbing her arm and looking away, Lady Jaye notice her odd feeling.
"Is there something wrong?" She asked.
"Oh no, just...I...ummm".
"It's okay if you want to chat with me".
"Really?"
"Sure kid" Lady Jaye said, "Just tell me what's been bothering you".
Sammy is a bit nervous, wondering if she should confess or not. Finally, after some time of thinking, she sigh and put down the rifle, "Well you see, I have a boyfriend who is a superhero and a crow, and I kept thinking...if he's still in love with me".
"What?"
"I know, it sounds like a stupid cliche", Sammy continue, "But I'm just saying. After his elimiation, I felt some regret, like it should've been me going home, not him".
"Kid, I can understand those type of feeling", Lady Jaye told her, "Trust me, I been questioning those things before, and usually it's fine. I'm sure he forgive you for that".
"Are you sure? I just really, really, REALLY misses him, and I'm not sure if he has the same feeling as I have".
"Look, we all have different feelings and thoughts clouding in our mind, but I think you guys seem perfect, no matter how bad of a screw up it is".
"Yeah, I guess so", Sammy sigh, still not getting over it.
Lady Jaye knew her little struggle, and try to cheer her up, "Hey, how about I teach you about throwing arrows, huh? It may seem fun".
Luckily, it does make Sammy get over it and replied, "Uhhh, Sure".
Statics, cut to Sammy.
"I am worry, Yeah. Am I being a bit cliche, of coarse. But hey, at least have someone who truly love me. I didn't expect myself to get a boyfriend, but here I am".
Statics.
Out on the roof, Spirit and his bald eagle, freedom, watches over in the distance, feeling the air that blown in their faces. The sun flashes in their face, as Spirit remain one with nature.
"One rule of being a soldier, is by learning nature honor", Spirit said, "Always remain calm, neutral, be one with Earth. Do not be clouded by negativity, Always remember to be in piece".
Instead of listening, Ryuko was kicking and stabbing a body bag on the floor, aggressively with her blade.
He turn, with his eagle hawking and flapping it's wing when seeing her action, "I see someone isn't listen to what I am trying to say".
Breathing in and out, and stopping. She turn to glance over him, replying, "Sorry, just trying to get over something".
"And that something is someone, perhaps", Spirit point out, "Tell me, what has been making you filled with negative energy?"
"Simple, some a** goddess literally pisses me off", Ryuko replied, kicking one more time at the body bag, "And I'm trying to put my frustration over everything because of her!"
"And why is that?"
"She vote off my friend! She steal every prizes! And worst of all, she escape from every elimination, and voted off my closest friend!"
"Hmm, I see", Spirit said, "Perhaps you need someone to get your attention out. Someone that care dearly about you".
"Like who?" She asked, "All of my friends are gone".
"Except for one", Spirit then asked, "Have you not notice it, yet?"
"Umm of course I notice it. Brendan".
"Correct, but your anger blinded your reason and connection, while the child Brendan tried to maintain your sanity".
"What are you even babbling about?"
"What I'm saying, is that you need to listen with common sense. Otherwise, your vengeance against someone will be the downfall of another"
"Come on, my anger is not gonna cause someone to get hurt", Ryuko assure him, "It just a dumb trope".
"Careful, Ryuko. It may or may not be true, but one can be blinded by those facts, when not aware of it".
Statics, cut to Ryuko.
"He's probably just fooling me around. I'm not fully angry. I'm just super pissed off. Which isn't exactly the same thing".
"Wow Ryuko", Senkestu remark, "What you just say is literally baffling".
"Hey, I didn't hear you intervene".
Statics.
After countless cleaning, Starscream has finish wiping the last windshield from the jet, dropping the sponge and sighing in relieve, "Finally, all done. Every, single, jet are sparkly clean"
Indeed, all of the jets are shiny as the sun reflect the sparkling, wet jets that are standing out there to dry.
"Now then, I wonder what's that demon is doing?" Starscream wonder, as things seem to become darker and darker, "I might need to check on him, to see if he's up to something. Also, is it becoming dark already?"
BOOM! Without expecting it, thousands and thousands of well made jets exploded in front of him, backing away by his startle and stunned look.
"WHAT THE ALL SPARK?!" Starscream shouted. Not only all his work was wasted, he was awfully shock what just happen. He loo up and see-
"COBRA!" Dozens of rattler jets rain down onto the base, as all of the pilots scream once again in their vicious voice, "COBRA! ATTACK!"
Statics, cut to Starscream.
"Oh come on! We have to deal with them again?! Seriously?!"
Statics.
Hearing the alert siren, Sgt. Slaughter, Ryuko, Spirit, Eva, Yuka, Leatherneck, Wetsuit, Brendan, Tunnel Rat, and Bazooka all came to watch the scene, as the Cobra jets fly everywhere and shooting everything on sight.
Explosion happen on every side, blown up by the evil jets of Cobra.
"Aww crud, guess our next part of the challenge is already ruin", Sgt. Slaughter said, "And I already set it up a abandoned amusement park".
"Crap, it's these guys again!" Ryuko shouted.
Puzzle, Sgt. Slaughter asked, "You know these snake creeps?"
"Yep, Chris force us to raid a Cobra base as a challenge", Ryuko replied, "That son of a b*tch!"
"Well then, that's good to hear", Sgt. Slaughter said, now turning toward the rest of them, "Change in new plan, our final challenge will be defending this base and taking down Cobra! Whoever survive without a single scratch, win!"
"Woah, that is seriously dangerous", Yuka point out, "Shouldn't we call Chris?"
"Yeah, we can't let a child go in war", Leatherneck said, referring to Yuka, "That's insane".
"Uhhh I don't think Chris would give a single damn if we die", Eva told them, "At this rate, we're just here for his entertainment".
"Quite whinning! And get the others!" Sgt. Slaughter order them, "We're in battle station!"
Far from hearing the siren because of the loud music and the door are shut, Shipwreck, Eddy, and Sanji are relaxing themselves on the deck. They were all laying on flip chairs, arms wrap around behind their head, cola drinks near them, and a 1930s radio playing in the background, as the tune of a Hawaiian music is playing in the background.
"Ah, this is the life, guys", Shipwreck said, "Being a sailor is literally the best. Don't have to be order around, be watch on, or even train. Just pure relaxation".
"Yeah", Both Eddy and Sanji agree.
"I think being out from the challenge isn't a bad idea", Eddy comment.
"Exactly Kid", Shipwreck added, "We don't have to do anything, beside keeping this boat stable. And right now, it's already beautiful".
"You know I'm beginning to think your allllll right".
"Hey, does anyone hear screaming out there?" Sanji asked the others, hearing a faint coming outside.
"It's probably Sgt. Slaughter fighting over Beachhead stupid moaning", Shipwreck shrugged it off, as his sailor hat was now covering his face, "Right now, I need to put some shut eye".
They all sigh in relief, until Shipwreck thought of something, "Hey, Wanna see some lady parts? I got a stash of lady magazine.
He grinned, as he pulled out a magazine containing very hot ladies in bikini. Sanji and Eddy stood up, as they saw what he was holding, with their jaw dropped.
Statics, cut to Sanji.
"Score! Getting my balls hit was worth it!"
Statics.
In the lounge room, Quick Kick and Armin were watching a martial art movie from the 80s. The room seem regular. There is a table with snacks and a coffee machine; Two snack and soda machine, a plant in a pot, several couches, a pool table, a soccer table, and several more.
Armin was invited to join him of watching a terrible made film, made back in the day. He was a bit shy, but he does get the feeling of some enjoyment with him, looking at the tv.
"Whenever I'm stressed out, I always watch one of these cheap, karate movies from the 80s", Quick Kick said, "I mean, some of their karate skill are just down right, hilariously bad".
"Huh, I never knew the 80s look so...fashionable", Armin remark, leaning his arm out on the side.
"Trust me, the 80s are the best year in my opinion".
"Actually, I do have a question", Armin then asked, "What's the 80s like? Since I'm not really from this world".
"The 80s, full on metal and action", Quick Kick explain, "It's not perfect, but it really fun. You got jeans, rock music, action cartoons with awful restrictions, movies, and tons of action figures".
"Wow, that sounds like a great year", Armin remark, "I wish my year was as good as this world".
"Hey, cheer up. Every year can have some positive", Quick Kick said, "By the way, what's with your blank expression back there? You seem pretty out of it".
Armin sigh, and began, deciding to confess his true feeling about his whole deal with his team, "I'll be honest with you, I'm just getting tired with my team constant fighting. Ever since the reveal challenge, everyone try to alliance themselves, everyone try to vote one another. It's really stressing me out".
"Did you guys try to make up, one another?"
"We did, but it was kinda short live".
"Huh, well...sorry of hearing that"
"It's okay, I'm just glad a little break relieve my stress a little", Armin then point out a person sitting in a chair, far from them in a dark corner. He was wearing night goggles, has yellow hair, and is holding a rifle, "Though that guy over there is really creeping me out".
"Yeah, that's Low Light", Quick Kick explain, "He's mostly having difficult of sleeping. Sometime he usually bring his firearm as comfort".
"Can't sleep...for forty days...can't sleep...for more forty days", Low Light mutter.
Lady Jaye and Sammy barge into the room in alert mode, with Lady Jaye telling them, "Don't mean to interrupt your guys movie night, but we got a problem. Cobra".
"Cobra?!" Armin said, both getting up and hearing a loud booming noise outside and a huge rumble.
"Ugh, I'm beginning to miss Chris older challenges", Sammy said, "When he doesn't put us in life, danger situation...still terrible though".
Outside on the gi joe base, every joes man the gunner and every joes fly in the sky in jets, shooting down many Cobra rattler.
Bullets are blazing! explosion and fire spread! and everyone ran and take cover, as lasers begin to be aim and shot everywhere from the sky and on the ground.
The sound of rattlers swoop down into the base and shot several missiles at near by structures, causing more damages and explosion!
Behind it all was a huge, giant Cobra vessel flying in the sky. It resemble of a old zeppelin, complete a Cobra symbol at the flap wings.
It was cast in a dark, blue color and has a giant Cobra head at the front, which is the hanger for the rattlers, inside the mouth.
Jets are not the only one coming out from the mouth. Pods and pods of many came out and assist the rattlers in battle, making this war on the base much more destructive.
If this isn't bad enough, tanks, Cobra troopers, and Cobra B.A.T are launch down onto the base by parachutes.
One of these pods was Cobra Commander, screaming his battle cry, "COOOOOOBBBBRRRRRAAAA!"
Sgt. Slaughter grip his machine laser gun and shot several Cobra rattlers down.
He blasted one! Two! Three! Four! and Ten more on the way! With all the pilots parachute to safety on the ground.
Starscream was flying in the air, blasting off one, two, three and four rattlers down!
He did a swing and a turn, boosting his speed to pass by two G.I. joe jets and blast another two rattlers in the sky!
Some of the Joes and contestants were taking cover behind some barricaded bags and trucks, still shooting down many B. coming toward them and also the jets shooting down at them.
Bazooka shot one rattler down by his bazooka.
Leatherneck, Wetsuit, and Eva were all shooting in the sky, making very rattler go down.
Yuka use her bow and arrow, and shot every Bats coming at them.
Unlike the others, Brendan hid while Tunnal Rat throw some grenades at enemy forces, covering his ears and BOOM! The parts of many Cobra bats fly all over the places:
arms! heads! torso! You name it!
"Guess you don't like to be in the action, huh?" Tunnal Rat asked, noticing Brendan refusal to be involve, since this isn't his thing.
"Definitely not", He replied, "I'm not much of a combat person".
"Well kid, sometime you gotta be useful in the battlefield in some way like me. It can't always be about fighting".
Ryuko, on the other hand, was charging every bats, screaming and slicing every one of them!
At he arm!
Through their heads!
Kicking and slicing a Bat in half!
Punching two of them and slicing off their head!
Indeed, Ryuko was in her aggressive tone. However, she wasn't alone.
Sgt. Slaughter himself jump into action and smash six dozen bats on the ground with his elbow, flattening their circuits.
He scream and grab one of the bats and toss it at the other bats with such force, it causes them to explode!
He quickly punch and rip every bats in his way! With his bare hand cover in oil!
"Who wanna piece of me! Come and get me!" He exclaim, as he punches dozen and dozen and dozen and dozen and dozen more!
Ryuko grunted and join with him, throwing some fist into the face of a bat, punching through it's many wires and pieces, spilling out oil!
All the bats corner them, as they keep kicking, punching, and destroying every single one of them!
"Where the hell is Chris Mclean At?" Ryuko wonder to herself.
"More importantly, shouldn't you go check on your team?" Senkestu asked, "They seem to need your help back there"
"Don't worry I'm sure they alright".
"I'm really beginning to think your anger issue is going to hit you hard by consequences".
"Oh, it won't already".
( In Masterkat world ).
A portal open up right beside the deck on a island, which a Cruise Ship appear.
Chris and his buddy were watching over the island, as the wooden board made contact on the dock, ready to get going.
"Okay everyone, listen up", Chris explain, "We're going to graffiti the hell out of this place. Everywhere and everyone. No mercy. Everyone got that?"
They all nodded, holding spray cans that are in different colors such as blue, green, red, and yellow.
The doggo girl has her differ about this situation, and try to speak up until-
"Good", Chris said, grinning to himself, "Let's do this. We'll need to be stealthy as possible".
They all hop on deck and ran to the nearest building. One was big and beautiful, while the other look more like a dump.
Chris gesutre the interns with a finger up his mouth to keep quite. He then proceed to pick someone to go to each places.
Chris, Copperhead, Phantasma, and Luna ( Including Amok ) will take the main lodge.
The blue girl, Chilla, and Alluro will take the cabins.
And Red eye and Tug Mug will take the forest, which seem to disappoint them, expecting a more interesting choice instead of a boring forest.
Inside the base, everyone was running around the place while explosions creates a rumbling noise, making everything shaking as a result.
In the hallway with the lights flickering and green shirts running to different direction, Aqua was walking flimsily and drunkly, with Alastor walking along with her.
She is holding a alcohol bottle and taking another sip, all while chaos is happening outside, "Man, I didn't know this place even has booze!" She hiccup.
"Shouldn't we start our agreement now?" Alastor asked.
"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah", Aqua replied, trying to think of it, "Let me try...thinking of it".
As they stood there, Alastor was looking around and seeing the total disaster of this place, grinning under his smile.
After a long wait, she seem to got it, "Yes, I think I got a great idea!"
"Oh really?"
"Yep", She burp, "Okay, you know how we're literally under attack?"
"Uh huh".
"Well, since if my team failed from defeating- ", She burp again, and hiccup, "-these loser, and if your team manage to finish the job, I could maybe try injuire my teammates, unable to do any duty".
"Sounds like a brilliant idea", Alastor said, "I love seeing someone in pain".
Right in cue, Lifeline pass right by them, all cover in flames and being chase by Sci Fi, by yelling, "This is why you should've wielded a weapon, Lifeline!"
"But there's one question, how?" Alastor asked.
"Heh, easy", Aqua hiccup at the third time.
Statics, cut to Aqua.
"If I could allow my team, back at home, to almost die. I can do the same thing. Only by intentional".
Statics.
Back on the battle field or a wasteland, perhaps.
They were all corner and surrounded by thousands of Cobra Bats, shooting at them with their laser guns and them marching without a single sign of weakness.
What's worst was the sky has already been crowded by Cobra rattler jets and pods, which now control the air.
Ryuko and Sgt. Slaughter were still fighting in the mist of the battle, slicing and punching every soldier and bats.
"There's too many of them!" Ryuko shouted, "I don't know how long we could beat this".
"Keep trying!" Sgt. Slaughter replied, "I don't know why they're attacking us, but we can't let them win!"
The contestants and Joes were corner back, as the amy march onward to their doom.
"Hey Yuka, I've already counted down eight thousands robots that I shot", Eva taunt Yuka, continueing shooting every last bat with her laser, "How do you like that?!"
Yuka simply ignore it, and when seeing one of the rattler; Yuka aim and FIRE! The arrow shot it!
Not only does it shot it down! it also fall down and slide dozen and dozen of bats, crushing them in the process.
And after it slide and crushes every last bats, it exploded! Raining shards of bullets and parts onto every Bats.
This seem to impressed Sgt. Slaughter, giving her a thumb up, "Great work, Yuka!"
She giggle, gleefully and look at Eva, who was awestruck.
Nevertheless, Eva closes her mouth and try to act not at all impressed, "That still count as one!"
"Ha, I told you my advice was better!" Leatherneck told Wetsuit, very annoye by his attitude, "In your face!"
"Ah, shove a grenade in your mouth, why don't ya?" Wetsuit retort.
Statics, cut to Eva.
"Pfff, I could do that".
Statics
Meanwhile, Chris and his three buddies were spraying a giant sentence at the huge, luxury cabin, which reads, 'How do you like this, jerks!'
And this wasn't the only one. Dozen and dozen of words were spray all over the cabin including, 'Sup loser!' 'Like the new make over?' And 'Payback time!'
"Ah, I love getting some sweet revenge on my counter part", Chris sigh out of joy.
"I thought you love your counterpart?" Phantasma giggle, "Considering your ego".
"I did, until I realize the harsh truth about the multiverse", Chris replied, "Sometime your counterpart can be a huge jerk".
"Just like you?"
"Nope, I'm actually perfection".
The others like Doggo girl, Alluro, and Chilla were hiding under the window at the lodge, over hearing conversations.
Inside, some of the contestants of Total Drama everything were siting in their table and doing something personal.
There was Noodle, Connie, Rukia, Toph, Webby, and Sonic. All talking about their personal thoughts, as they're pretty much bored right now,
"Man, this is so boring", Webby groan, face flat on the table, "I hate to say it, but when is the next challenge already".
"Can't blame ya", Sonic agree, "I guess after the Warner brothers-".
"And warner sister", Connie added, cleaning her sword.
"Yeah, warner sister", Sonic continue, "I guess after they left to do that reboot thing, Chris has to set up the next challenge himself".
"What about his other interns?" Toph said, "I haven't heard of any other guys working for the host".
"Yeah, I'm pretty certain he use to, but I guess having the warner bro and sis seem more cheaper".
"Man, I'm not sure if I should feel bad or some what glad Chris is doing all the hard work", Toph said, as they all sigh.
Doggo girl pulled out a custom, spray can that could explode and spray paint all over the victim.
Alluro chuckle and said, "Ooooh, nice toys of yours. Let's see if our victim would love it".
"I am the only one that think this is just childish?", Chilla said.
"Eh, we are getting paid".
They both giggle and she toss it into the room, where the six contestants look at the spray can that landed on their table.
Confuse, Rukia asked, "Umm, what the hell is that?"
Before there could be a respond, BOOM! It exploded, with everyone stunned and all cover in paint of red, yellow, and green.
"Let me guess, it's Deadpool, isn't it?" Rukia asked them. No response, of coarse, as the three of them laugh.
Things are getting worst at the base, as now all the good guys are corner back and back, all while Cobra Commander and his army march until the final conclusion.
"There's too many of them, Sarge!" Quick Kick shouted, kicking off three bats from the barricade near the entrance, "At this rate, this is just becoming that scene from Star Wars episode 2!"
"Keep fighting, soldier!" Sgt. Slaughter replied, punching a Cobra soldier in the face and backing away, "We got enough Joes to take down these Cobra!"
"What is with these guys?" Lady Jaye wonder to Sammy, both taking shots at every jets and Bats, "I haven't seen this amount of army or fighter planes from Cobra".
As they all back away near the entrance, ready to close it when near it. Aqua came behind Ryuko, with a huge mallet, ready to strike her down. This was interrupt by Brendan, "Aqua, there you are!"
Aqua quickly hide the mallet, and Ryuko look back, without a single care for her to appear.
"Thank goodness your alright", Brendan said to Aqua, quite relief, "We were worry about you, right Ryuko?"
"Uhhh yeah, whatever", Ryuko replied, continueing charging at the hordes of Bats, screaming.
"Well I'm just glad your alright, too", Aqua daid to him, "But uhhh, let's talk about that whole apology thing",
"Oh yeah, that", Brendan replied, "Can we not talk about it, now. We're pretty much in the middle of a battle".
"No, I need some help now".
Brendan sigh, as two Cobra jets crash down in the background, "Okay, what do you need?"
"Hmm you see, Kid", Aqua began, "I can't do an apology without a...Umm...crud, uhhh...", She scrathes her head, move her eye around, and think, until she finally spoke, "I need some thing cool to give her as a apology".
"Huh?"
"I need a apology gift, if a sorry wasn't enough", Aqua said, pointing at that shiny riffle across the mist of a laser battle, "Like that one!"
Statics, cut to Aqua.
"Okay fine, that wasn't a good set up for my sabotage, but at least I try to come up something smart. It's hard to use my brain, if it filled with booze".
Statics.
"A rifle?"
"Not just any rifle. A clean and beautiful looking rifle".
"I don't know", Brendan said, "I don't know if she like that kind of gift. Plus, you starting to scare me a bit".
"No! I'm not planning anything", Aqua told him, "I swear of it".
Brendan still had his doubts and would've decline her.
But before he could respond, he was ZAPPED! By Cobra Commander laser gun. It didn't kill him, but left him burn up and collaspe on the ground, smoking crisp, "REVENGE FOR COBRA!"
"Brendan!" Ryuko saw what had happen to him and ran to his aid.
Aqua just stood there, complete stunned, "Wow!...One down, three to go".
In the forest, Tug Mug and Red eye were strolling. The forest was quite, it was brown, and has limited lights.
Tug Mug groan out of boredom, saying, "This is such a painful, boring experience. They chose the most interesting thing, while we got a dumb, bland forest".
"Keep down, Tug Mug", Red eye told him, "My eye detect something spying on us".
Tug Mug shrugged it off, heading to the nearest tree to spray paint, "That's just some stupid owl, moron. Get your eye check, already. No one is spying on us".
Before he could begin, he was jump back by Snake eyes, who jump from the tree and pulled out his sword.
"Who...who is this...creep!" Tug Mug pointed next to Red eye.
"Some kind of ninja", Red eye replied, "Probably from those military force that Chris told us about".
"Whoever he is", Tug Mug aim his canon at Snake eyes, position himself to strike them down, "He's not taking me alive!"
BLAST! He shot a gravity sonic ray at him, which the ninja himself manage to jump and cause a tree to be broken down.
Tug Mug blast him again, once he reach on land. He does it two! Jump and land. Does it four! Jump again and causes more trees to shatter!
Snake eyes began to move swiftly around them and dodging every shots. His speed was so fast, it almost seem like he's invisible.
At this point, Tug Mug was getting really annoyed, "Gggr, stop jumping and let me shoot you!"
Without expecting it, Snake eye throw some throwing stars at his tube, causing it to explode and make him float in the air, "Aaaaaaaa! Help! Red eye! Get me down!"
"Joes! Close the entrance shut!" Sgt Slaughter shouted, as he and his troops are now inside the base, "We can't let them breach our base!"
After every entrances and garage were shut, every soldiers took the windows and any open holes as a mean for cover and taking down the enemies.
Now that the Cobra has already took over outside of the base, the contestants were trying to figure out what to do, all while Sgt. Slaughter was meeting his top sergeant and lieutenants. These include Hawk, Duke, Stone, Flint, and Beachhead.
They were all in the planning room, with huge screens showing the map, cams, or location, and tables set up to discuss the plan.
"What the devil is going on out there, Sergeant?" Hawk asked him, "Why is Cobra attacking us all of the sudden?"
"Don't know, sir", Slaughter replied, "All I know is that we need to take down these snakes, before they could beat us. Otherwise, our contract show with Total Drama is ruin".
"Wait, Total Drama?" Beachhead asked, both puzzle and dumbfounded, "Why on Earth does the sargent allow civilians into our base. Heck, why did you allow a reality show to make our base as a challenge, if I may asked?!"
"Stop with the question, Beachhead", Flint told, ignoring his reasonable question, "We have some important matter to discuss. We need to fortified this place and try to come up of a idea".
"We could contact the rest of the other military force", Stone suggest, "That could work. The Navy, the FBI, all other special force like M.A-"
"No can do, soldier", Slaughter said, "Our signal has been destroy. With no contact, we're on our own".
"And what about the contestants?" Duke asked, "Are they alright?"
"Their fine".
Outside the room, Ryuko was crouching near Brendan on the floor, with Doc ( Yes, that's literally what the Joe is name ) is helping the boy injuiry, checking for his bruise and his heart. She felt ashamed, guilty for not managing to save him, all while the rest of them look over her. This realization hit her, really badly. As if Spirit and Senkestu was right all along.
Statics, cut to Ryuko.
"This is my fault. Why did I let my anger get the better of me. I'm suppose to be the team captain and I blew it!"
"See, I told you so", Senkestu said, "Didn't want to sound rude, but I told you so".
Statics.
Brendan groan and look up to him, coughing a bit, "Ryuko, are you-"
"I'm fine, Kid", Ryuko replied, "Just hang in there".
The others ( Including the Joes ) were looking on with concern, hoping for the boy to be alright.
"Poor kid", Lady Jaye comment.
"Yeah, hope he's alright", Tunnel Rat said, being the most concern out of the group, as he was one of the contestants he pair up with, "Those darn, Cobra. Wish I could punch that Commander in the face for that".
"Man...was that sad, huh?" Aqua fakingly smile next to Sammy, who only gave her a stern look, "I mean, what kind of idiot that didn't pay attention to one of their friend, safety?"
"You know, there is something wrong with you", Sammy told her.
"Huh, me? What're you talking about?"
"I saw you trying to kill Ryuko", Sammy mention.
"What?!" Aqua try to maintain her cool, "No I did not".
"Oh really, then why are you hiding a mallet", She mention, looking at Aqua hiding a mallet behind her back, clearly, "Don't think I'm that dumb, Aqua".
"Look, I wasn't trying to kill her", Aqua said, stuttering, "I-I was just...you know...trying to fight along".
"Stop acting all fakey and stuff", Sammy continue, getting up close to her and pointing at her face, making Aqua shrunk down a little. She then proceed to scold her, "Not only did I saw you trying to flatten our friend, but you also try to make Brendan go out in the battle field and risk his life. You just trying to eliminate your target. Thinking you can get away with all this".
"Now, now, let's not jump to conclusion", Aqua said, "We still have a injure friend over there and-"
"Shut up! I just really had it with you", Sammy shouted in outburst, startling and surprising Eva, Yuka, and Armin when she raise her voice, "All you did was sabotaging and being a huge jerk, just so you could make yourself go to the merge! Well, I am not going to allow that!"
"Uhh, you are really scaring me".
"Good because I'm going to do that I should've done to my sister long ago!"
"And...and what's that?!" Aqua began to whimper, as Sammy was breathing heavily and grab her collar for some beat down.
"Umm, should we help them?" Armin ask his only two remaining team, as they just simply shrugged.
"I don't know, it's not our problem", Eva replied.
"As much I don't like seeing someone in pain...with a small exception for Eva", Yuka said, making Eva give her a look of shock and anger, "I do feel like Aqua kinda deserve this".
"ENOUGH!" Ryuko voice shouted, as they all stop and look at her. She sigh and got up, turning toward them with a straight face.
She approaches Sammy, telling her in a calm manner, "Let Aqua go",
"But Ryuko, she-"
"Let her go now!" Ryuko sigh again, "Please".
She did as what she was told and Aqua push her away, giving a "Hmph" sound.
Ryuko approaches Sammy, looking down to not make eye contact or anything. Doc came along, too, having some news to tell.
"So is the kid going to be okay?" Tunnel Rat asked.
"He seem pretty bruise up, but okay", Doc replied, "He just need a little rest".
"Ryuko, what's the matter?" Sammy asked her, "You seem like you want to say something".
"Listen, Sammy", Ryuko said, pausing a litle to look back at Brendan, leaning on the wall, and then look back at her, continuing, "I know this might sound insane, but...if we lose, I want you, Eddy, and Brendan to vote me off".
"What?!" Both Sammy, Brendan, and Aqua were surprise. Aqua wasn't expecting that kind of respond, as she already made a deal with Alastor. And Brendan, he didn't expect this from her.
"But...but Ryuko, Why?!" Sammy asked, "If it's about Brendan injury, it's not your fault! It's Cobra and Aqua fault!"
"I know", She replied, "That's why I'm deciding to let you guys vote me off. If I'm gone, then Aqua won't attempt to do anything stupid".
"Hey!" Aqua was offended by that statement.
"Ryuko! You can't just leave", Sammy told her, "Your the only good and strongest competitor on this show".
"Yea, plus it doesn't matter if you temper issue was the problem", Brendan said, "Your still a great leader".
Sammy added, "Ryuko, without you, who would lead our team?"
"That's where you come in, Sammy".
This puzzle and surprise Sammy even further, "Me?"
"Your the only one whose at least strong enouh to wield a weapon and do combat", Ryuko mention.
"But Ryuko, I'm not qualify as team captain", Sammy said, "Sure, I wear a hat and a coat. Sure, I can still kick butt and make use of a fire arm, but that doesn't make me a captain".
"I understood that fully, Sammy", Ryuko replied, "But your the only one who could keep the team stable. Eddy isn't much of a serious guy, Brendan is way too young, and Aqua is a total b*tch".
"Your the b*tch", Aqua mutter.
"I heard that!"
Sammy sigh, not feeling worthy of taking the mantle, "I don't know...I...don't feel like the leader type. I might screw it up".
"We all screw up, Sammy. Even me", Ryuko told her, refering to her anger and regret letting it control her to the point of ignoring someone safety, "Just keep thinking about your boyfriend. He would probably be happy of seeing you leader".
"Are you sure?"
"Trust me, he'll be happy to see you lead the team".
Statics, cut to Sammy.
"Wow, me, as leader? I don't have any words".
Statics, cut to Aqua.
"Well that was a surprise. I didn't know she should allow herself to be eliminated! Guess this makes the elimination a lot more easy. I should probably tell Alastor about that".
Statics.
She then turn her attention to Brendan, who manage to stood up, even if his arm was numb, "And kid...I...I'm sorry. It's my fault for not listening to you, earlier".
"Ryuko, I don't want you to go", Brendan said, "You can't go. Don't blame yourself because of your emotion".
"It's my choice, kid. I have to do this, no matter how much it upset you".
"Hey, uhhh, I don't want to interrupt", Armin cut in between Brendan and Ryuko, "But have you guys seen Starscream, Alastor, and Sanji?"
"Yeah, kinda think of it", Sammy said, realizing someone is missing, "Where is Eddy?"
Outside, Starscream was being chase around by the Cobra jets, trying to out maneuver them. He was getting shot behind by his tail, causing him to spin out of control, "Damn it! Where are my allies!"
Statics, cut to Starscream.
"They seriously left me behind?! Do they have no shame for a fellow teammate?! Then again, I don't expect Alastor to try to care for me. Neither Eva, so..."
Statics.
At the main entrance that was shut, many soldiers, truck, jets, pods, and tanks all surrounded on this one, by Cobra Commander command as he stand foot in front of it with his silver mask and his black cape.
Destro walk beside him, asking, "Cobra Commander, why are we waiting? Sooner or later, the G.I. Joe team will figure a way out to escape or do something worst".
"Patient, Destro", Cobra Commander replied, "I want to let them suffer a bit after those fools from that reality show humiliate me. Then, we'll strike again".
"Is that the reason, Commander?" Destro asked, "Just some petty revenge?"
"It issss not petty! It is payback for ruining my plan! Ruining my dream of owning Cobra land! Well I had it enough of it! If I'm going to fail, I'm dragging them along with me!"
Firefly came, holding a dynamite to show to the Commander, who seem pleased, "Got the bomb, Commander. May I lit it up".
"Of coarse, Firefly", Cobra Commander replied, "It is time to strike!"
Chris and his interns gather back where they left off, and regroup to discuss their result, except for Red eye and Tug Mug.
"So I see some higher result, right?" Chris asked, grinning.
"The blue one throw a spray can bomb at the wackos that got caught up", Alluro laugh to himself, but the others did not, as they mostly want to get out of here.
"Good result", Chris then asked, "Now then, does anyone seen the red eye guy and the fat one?"
"You mean Red eye and Tug Mug?" Phantasma asked.
"Yeah, them", Chris replied, "I sort of forgot their name".
Right at cue, Red eye storm right to them, all while holding Tug Mug hand, who was still floating.
"Finally, there you guys are", Chris said, a bit annoyed, "Where were you two? Don't you see I need to go check on the contestants".
Before Red eye can stop breathing heavily and spoke up, Snake eyes jump in the air and land back on the ground, gripping his sword and almost startling them.
Chris hide behind Copperhead, asking, "Woah, did you guys literally try to mess with him?!"
"Yes", Red eye replied, "And I was going to warn Tug Mug to not deal with him, but he just had to do it anyways".
"Oh shut up, Red eye!" Tug Mug shouted, "At least I didn't run away like a wimp!"
"I think we have bigger problem than him", Chilla pointed out, as all ( Except Dante ) Contestant came out and saw their parallel host hiding behind his interns, confuse and puzzle.
"Who are you guys?" Noodle asked, still cover in paint.
"Is that...Chric Mclean?" Webby added.
"I know these guys!" Deadpool answer, pointing at them as they didn't expect Deadpool to know them, before. Then again, they could assume he know's everything because of his constant fourth wall break ( Which is why I didn't include Deadpool in my story ).
"Hey! I heard that!" Deadpool called out at me.
"Seriously, you know them?" Rarity asked him, getting her finger shove in the cheeks by Deadpool.
"Of coarse I know them!" He then proceed to point at them again, who were puzzle as they are, "There from another fanfic called, Total Drama Cruise. A fanfic filled with grammer issues and poor typos. Remember that whole Lightning thing? Yeah, it was from them".
"You're already confusing me", Rukia comment.
"Eh, you get use to it", Snake told her.
"Why am I not surprise that you would know this kind of stuff", Bayonetta said.
"So what are you guys doing here?" Deadpool asked them, causally, "Invading another fanfic just for fame? Or set up a special ch-"
( DON'T YOU DARE SPOILER IT! )
"Geez, I'm just trying to-"
( SHUT IT! )
"Jesus...I'm starting to miss Masterkat already. I wonder how Memeking the Third is doing? I was hoping doing a Merc wigh a Mouth chat with my counterpart".
"Uhh dude", Mikey tap his shoulder, "I don't want to interrupt, but-"
BOOM! Exploded with everything from the luxury cabin. It was half destroy, with only showing the open half of the top floor. Everyone was shock, but for Chris, he was laughing.
"Hahahahahahaha! I can't help it", Chris wipe a tear out, can't control his laughter from his action, "I have to do it".
"Chris, did you know what you just did?!" Phantasma asked, "You literally blow up a luxury cabin from your counterpart!"
"Yeah, so?"
"Jesus Christ, Chris!" Po shouted, "You don't have to go-"
"Different Chris, Po", Deadpool remind him, "He's not our Chris. This one is more chaotic than our host".
"Wait a mintue, that still doesn't answer our question", Connie said, "Like why they're even here in the first place?"
"Payback, suckers! everyone! Back to the ship!" Chris order, as his interns fled back to the cruie, leaving Chris behind, "Hey, wait for me!"
The contestants themselves follow them; And after reaching to the dock, the Cruise ship set sail, as a portal open up in front of them, all while Chris wave a goodbye, "See ya, suckers!"
After they left, they were left there complete baffle by what just happen. Some of them can't comprehend, as they kept staring at the sea, wondering-
"WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPEN!" Chris exclaim in the background, seeing the devastation of his island.
"I'm staring to think their version of Chris is more...well...insane, right Deadpool?" Snake asked, which Deadpool nodded.
Back on the cruise, Chris was still laughing in the control room, as Copperhead try to ignore it and keep steering, as the rest of the interns look on.,
"You know what's funny", Chris then stop his laughter and began to be serious, "That wasn't the show that did the graffiti my ship".
"What?!" Luna asked, outrage by this, "So that means our trip there was pointless?!"
"Yeah...probably should've check before I chosen the right one", Chris replied, "But anyways, I got a better idea we can still get payback".
The main entrance was exploded! Opening up and allowing tons and tons of Cobra troops to barge in and start laser shooting everywhere.
"ATTACK! COBRA! ATTACK!" Cobra Commander shouted, pointing his pistol for the forces to attack much further.
"Into the safe room! Go! Go! Go!" Hawk shouted, gesturing everyone to head toward the safe room, which was way underground by usuage of stair rooms.
As lasers fire, explosion happen, Bats drop dead, the Joes and the contestants made their way to the stairs and ran down from the forces of Cobra.
Unfortunately, when reaching near the safe room that was in a huge hall and farther away from the stair room, it was too late. The Cobra troops have already made it first and are ready for them, along with dozens and dozens of troops surrounding them.
Green shirts, the Joes, and the contestants were corner around in circle, as the fighting has stop. No lasers, no explosion. Everyone huff and sweat from the exhausted fighting.
Cobra Commander has appear, alongside Destro, Baroness, Tomax, Xamot, and Dr Mindbender, with the Commander gleefully claps from seeing them all corner and no where to run.
"Hahahahahahahahahaha! G.I. Fool! This has to be the most happiest day of my life!" Cobra Commander, "All Joes corner, no where to escape or hide".
"Eat it up, serpent!" Duke retort, "The Joes will found a way to beat you!"
"Oh really? Too bad because I finally took over your base!" Cobra Commander once again, laugh. Then he turn his attention to the contestants, who he fully recognize them, "And is my eye blinded me? The ones who foil plan that could rid the Joes all by a single code!"
"Oh crap, he still remember us", Ryuko said in a deadpan expression.
"What was this whole fight for, doofus?" Tunnel Rat asked, very sarcastically, "What? Was this your attempt to bring your son back?"
"NO! Though that would sound heartful, I am doing this because I just have enough! Enough of being fool around! Enough of losing! Enough with everything! Now, I am going to kill every single one of you, until I am satisfied! And who to go first are those kids that destroy my plan!"
"Jeez, what did you guys did?" Quick Kick asked Armin, "Ruin his birthday Party?"
"We kinda raided his base and start...Well...wrecking things until it collapse", He replied.
This made Quick Kick snicker, "Wait, Seriously? Did you do it Return of the Jedi style?"
"I don't even know what you are referring to".
"Kid, you and me when we make it out of this alive, we should hang out a lot".
"I..I guess so, if you put a shirt on".
"SILENCE!" Cobra Commander shouted, "Now who's going first?"
It was at this moment that Aqua thought this over. Her enemy, her fear enemy Ryuko was going to allow her team to vote her off, instead of Aqua. She wanted this, she wanted for Ryuko to be rid of. But at the same time, she felt some what bad. She felt like she doesn't deserve to take that chance and allow her enemy to be gone. Ryuko act of heroism made her realize something. She realize what a jerk she is and for that, Ryuko is going home for her deed, alone.
Aqua felt bad to herself, bad for what she did. Maybe she doesn't want her to go.
She walk near her, ready to apologize for her deed, ready to ask for some forgiveness. She breathe in and out, and after thinking about it, she shouted, "SHOOT HER FIRST! SHOOT HER FIRST!"
"AQUA! YOUR SON OF A-!" Before Ryuko could finish, the Commander voice began!
"FIRE!"
Dozen and dozen of lasers shot at her, which caught everyone in surprise, especially her team.
"RYUKO!" Sammy shouted, carry a unconscious Brendan.
After every lasers shot at her, she stood there all smoke up. She cough, before collapsing on the floor.
They were all stunned by the fact one of their contestant was...killed.
Sammy: "Is she...al-"
Fortunately, she wasn't, as heavy breathing can be heard from her and a single groan.
"Phew, she's alright", Sammy sigh in relieve, looking at Aqua, "What the Heck?!"
"What? I have to care for myself, you know!" She replied.
"What the?! She isn't dead?!" Cobra Commander was outrage and dumbfounded, "What happen?!"
"Uhhh sorry, sir", One of the Cobra trooper apologize, "Apperantly, you only gave all of us stun laser gun".
"Then where is our real guns?! You know, ones that could literally kill?!"
"We forgot to mention, Commander", Tomax began.
"That all of your actual guns are now gone because of your wasteful spending on fortresses", Xamot finish.
"What?! What does that mean?!" Cobra Commander asked.
"It means our weapons are mostly stun one, as oppose of real one because you decided awesome fortress seem more important than firearms!" Destro replied, angrily.
"I did not spend cheaply!" Cobra Commander state.
"Of coarse you did, Commander! Do not even lie abou-"
"I never spend it on cheap junk, you did!"
"Did not".
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
Everyone were just left there, as Destro and Cobra Commander began to argue.
Outside, the Dreadnoks were glaring at a warehouse, containing Shipwreck, Eddy, and Sanji.
The dreadnoks were riding on their bikers, ready to begin barging in and raiding the place. These members include Zartan, Buzzer, Torch, Machete, Zarana, Zandar, Monkeywrench, Roadpig, and Thrasher.
Zartan, the main leader of the Dreadnok, was waiting the perfect time to strike, waiting for anyone to come out from that warehouse and attack them. The others were a little inpatient, wanting to begin the action.
"Say Zartan, how long do we need to keep waiting?" Torch moan.
"Only when one fool comes out and try to put up a fight against us", Zartan replied.
"This is boring! No one is in the warehouse!" Thrasher said, "Let just go in there and start wrecking things!"
"Yeah, I'm getting tired of waiting!" Buzzer added, "Let's trash them!"
"Hey, that's my line! Buzz hole!"
Not wanting to deal with their whining any longer, Zartan sigh, "Fine, let's go!"
"Woohooo! Yea! Let's burn some rubber!" Torch flung his flamethrower in the air, as he and others hold out their weapons to show their thrill of destroying things, as they drove straight at the warehouse, ready to break in.
Inside the warehouse, Polly spotted the Dreadnoks coming from the top of a open window and fly back down to warn Shipwreck.
Unfortunately, Shipwreck and his boys are crouching down and group together, giggling by the fact they're looking at a girl magazine.
"Boy, do I want to go to the beach some day and ditch this crummy base", Shipwreck said.
"Flip the page, flip the page", Eddy requested, and he did that. Flipping another page.
"Shipwreck! Shipwreck! Dreadnok on sight! Dreadnok on sight!" Polly flap his wing above them, but they didn't listen.
"Shoo! Bird brain, don't you see we busy", Shipwreck told him.
Just before Polly could once more, tell him again, The Dreadnoks break in! As they yelled with joy and excitement, and as they shot lasers in the air to show off their mean business.
They all hop on board and surrounded them, with Polly still trying to get his attention by pecking.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the drunken sailor himself", Zartan sarcastically remark, "How low he is to not got a immediate response from us, just by a magazine alone".
"Sound some what relatable, Zartan", Monkeywrech remark, aiming his trident fifle at them, and yelling, "Hey fool! Get up and look at us! Or else I'll poke one of your eye out!"
"Ugh, are they looking at woman parts?" Zarana remark, disgusted, "Eew, maybe they deserve to get their eye rip out".
"Ol' these boys aren't listening to us, at all", Machete added, "Maybe I could give a barrel shot to get their attention".
"You guys are being too soft", Roadpig told them, "I'll say we-"
KICK! By the leg of Sanji, who was the first to got up and start position himself to fight, after using his Observation Haki.
After Roadpig has fallen on the floor out of conscious, the others were completely stunned.
"What the?! You finally notice us?!" Buzzer asked.
"But...but you were too focus on that dirty book of yours", Zarana pointed out.
"My haki finally kick in and made me sense your guys were here", Sanji replied, as Shipwreck got up as well, "I was just finishing the last page. The others are pretty much just jawbreaker ads".
"Keep down! I'm reading here!" Eddy told them, continue looking at it.
"Let's see of your dumb haki of yours can sense this!" Buzzer charge at Sanji, but he reacted by using his ability to jump high and dodge his attack!
He land back down, kicking him behind the back, causing him to swirl and saw half of the side boat by accident, until fallen back on the ground!
"Hey! Watch the boat! My officer are gonna kill me for that" Shipwreck said, with Monekywrech charging with his trident and Trasher coming at him with a baseball bat with nails.
He punches Monkeywrech! And grab Trasher bat, and punches him, too! Before using his bat to smack him out of the boat.
Machete aim and FIRE! But Sanji swiflty dodge and upper kick him, causing him to flung out of the boat, too.
Torche uses his flamethrower and try to flame them alive, but was peck in the head by Polly, "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop that, Chicken!"
It wasn't before Torch could turn Polly into friend chicken, as he was punch in the face by Shipwreck.
Next was Zarana, who pulled out a laser pistol and aim it at Sanji, demanding, "Freeze! You bloody suckers!"
Sanji turn and frozen. Not the gun, but Zarana herself, as his pupils turn into hearts and his mouth began to drool, looking at her cleavages and open skin, with ripped cloth exposing half of her breast.
A bit puzzle, Zarana ask him, "What the bloody, gunner are you looking?"
"You pervert?! You were making dirty eye contact on my sister!" Zartan rightfully charge at him and punches him in the face and in the guts, all while Sanji remains fixated by her.
"Hey, leave my friend alone!" Shipwreck came, punching him out from the boat and onto his motorcycle.
"Let's get out of here!" Zarana told everyone.
"But I haven't done anything!" Zander complain, as he didn't participate in the fight at all".
"I said, let's move it!"
The rest of the Dreadnoks retreat back and they all drove out of there, never to be seen again afterwards.
"What the heck were you doing?" Shipwreck grab his arm, trying to get Sanji attention.
After a few second, Sanji return back to his mind and shook his head, feeling some what pain in his head, "Ow! God, I can't help it. That...girl, she-"
"Zarana, yeah she's hot, but also already have a boyfriend".
"Huh?"
"Nevermind", As Shipwreck and Sanji got out of the warehouse, they saw in awe by the destruction of the base. There, they wonder. What happen?
All their question plunder in their mind, as Polly just laugh on Shipwreck shoulder, "Ha, I warn you! I warn you! You did not listen! I warn you!"
"Okay, Okay, You got us, Geez", Shipwreck said, making Polly smile in the right.
"So what now?" Sanji asked him.
"I...guess we should go looking for your guys and my guys as well".
Eddy came out to join them, after finishing up a page or so, "Man, do you have any magazine jawbreaker ads? I could- What the?"
"Yeah, We're surprise as you are, Kid", Shipwreck said.
Eddy was bewilder, cannot come up of a single word. Only his mutter was heard, as he is trying to comprehend this, "Wha...I...uhhh..."
"HELP! SOMEONE!" A pleaded voice was heard by them, near the right side of them. They came toward a pile of broken jets, squish together to form a mountain.
Their attention came to see Starscream, still in his jet mode and stuck at the bottom, "Help me! Please!"
This made them snicker, not wanting to laugh right now, but they can't help it.
"Ha, Ha, laugh you want!" Starscream shouted, "I need some help here!"
"What happen here, decepti-jerk", Shipwreck asked, knowing what a Decepticon is because of their team up with the Autobot time to time, this wasn't new to him, "Why is the base look like a warfield?"
"If you are wondering, no", Starscream replied, "My once faction did not do this. It was those filthy Cobra organics that attack the base. I fought bravely and-"
"Wait a mintue, Cobra?"
"Yes!"
"Awww crap, it's Cobra again", Sanji groan, facepalming.
"You know those guys?" Shipwreck asked.
"It's a long story", Sanji replied, "All you need to know it was a terrible idea for a challenge".
"Cobra is here?!" Eddy asked, panicking, "Oh man, what are we going to do?! I'm not much of a fighter! I'm more of a scam guy, here!"
"Let me think about it here", Shipwreck then began to ask more question, "Tell me, where are the Cobra fellows, anyway? And we might help you out".
( In Memeking world, Total Drama Infinite 2 ).
At the economy class, a phone rang on the table. A random, old nineteen hundred telephone, as some of the contestants were trying to ignore the call, believeing it to be for Chris. However, some can't help, but answer it. After all, it is ringing louder and longer, seemingly forever.
"So uhh...anyone want to pick it up?" Rick asked anyone, "That sh*t is literally hurting my ears".
"Can't help", Miu replied, tickering something on her lapse, "Doing some sh*t here".
"I wouldn't mind. I do want to know what a phone is", Reg answer, getting up and picking up the phone ( Even if this is his first time knowing of a phone ), "Hello?"
"Hello there my boy, I am the producer of this show", The producer said, sounding like a gruff, old, sailor man, "And I have consider of giving out one million dollar, right now! For you! And by you, I mean...uhhh...what's your name?"
"Reg?"
"Yes, Reg...", The producer continue, with Reg still a bit questionable about this free money thing, "Anyways, to earn this free money, without doing any hard challenges or making some lame friends".
"Huh?"
"You need to do one simple task".
"Okay then...what is this task?"
"Well, you see kid, it's...uhhh...ummmm..." The producer then started to break character a bit, as Reg is still on the phone, hearing some whisper in the background, "Crud, I didn't think this through..."
After some long waiting, the producer continue, "Okay, Okay, here's the task. I want you, when elimination ceremony come, I want you to push Chris Mclean out of the plane...Yeah".
"I...I don't know", Reg replied, "Isn't that murder?"
"Kid, I'm pretty sure if I was Chris, I would totally survive that", The Producer replied, "Not that I'm Chris or anything...in fact, If I was Chris, what would say about me?"
"I...guess- wait, why do you ask?"
"Because-" Before he could finish, Chris Mclean came by and notice Reg was calling someone.
Curious, Chris ask him, "Uh dude, who are you calling to?"
"Crap! Do not tell him anything!" The producers shouted at him, which Chris can clearly hear and was now familiar of that voice. It was the voice he use to trick Topher.
"What the?!" Chris snatch the phone, yelling at him, "Okay, me! If this is you from a parallel universe, stop screwing with me, understand! Hello? Hello?!"
At the Cruise Ship, Chris was laughing inside the control room, after that phone prank, while his interns just stand there and watch on.
"Oh man! That was hilarious!" Chris remark, "Man, I love screwing myself".
"Uhh Chris, should we go check on the contestants?" Phantasma asked, very concern for their well being.
"Eh, I guess so", Chris replied, "After all, I do love to see my sweet contestant fearful and painful faces".
"You are a cruel man, you know that?" Copperhead asked, with the Doggo girl nodding her head.
"Yep, and I love being the cruelist", Chris said, "Like cutting your salary if you don't do what I told you!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
Cobra Commander and Destro arguement continue to waste time and tired everyone, yawning and checking their watches. Ryuko managing to hold up a bit, even if she is hang onto Sammy, who did most of the work of helping the injuire.
"At this point, I'm wondering why Cobra is one of your biggest threat?" Sammy asked Lady Jaye.
"I don't know, I keep questioning the same thing you just said", She shrugged.
"You know what", Tomax said.
"This is getting repetitive", Xamot finish.
Now the both of them said, both looking at each other, "Let's just kill them with everything we have".
"Yes, Yes! Great idea, Tomax and Xamot!" Cobra Commander broke the arugement and focus his attention now on killing the Joes and contestants, "Everyone! Grab your jets! Your tank! Your stun gun! Grab everything and destroy them!"
Before they could do so, something huge crash in from above!
It was Starscream jet form, diving in there with Shipwreck, Sanji, and Eddy riding on this thing, with Eddy screaming out of fear!
Everyone move outta the way! And Starscream transform into his normal form, with Shipwreck, Sanji, and Eddy going, "YOOOO JOE!"
"I really hate saying that", Sanji comment.
"Don't worry, you get use to it for a while", Shipwreck assure him, with Eddy hiding behind Starscream leg, shivering in fear.
"We should've chosen, 'FOR STARSCREAM!' Or something like that", Starscream comment.
"GET THEM!" Cobra Commander shouted, as they all charge for one last battle.
The Joes and the contestants saw them and decided to join in with the fight, with Sgt. Slaughter yelling, "Come everyone! Let's help out! YOOOOO JOE!"
Everyone ran, everyone pulled out their weapons, and Ryuko was place next to Brendan, as they both watch on from their wound. Except for Aqua, she just hide somewhere else like near one of the boxes.
Clashes! Clashes they did! Everyone fought, everyone beat one up! Everyone bites and shoot, tackle and Kick! Tons of sweat, tons of scream!
Sgt. Slaugther did a body throw by throwing every four soldier to other more soldiers. He then proceed to knock two Bats, smashing their head together! And then swing the head and throw it at Cobra Commander, which hit him at the head!
"Ow, my head!"
"Hey Commander!" Tunnel Rat and punches him in the face, "That's for the kid, snake guy!"
Sanji spin and started kicking everyone, flunging everyone who came near him.
Shipwreck wrap his arm around Firefly and did a SLAM! On the ground!
Armin punches Tomax, which Xamot can feel while fighting with Quick Kick, who throw another punch, both smacking them all together.
Lady Jaye throw three arrows at a Bat, causing it to explode.
Starscream fly up in the sky and began shooting down every Bats and Cobra troopers, running away from his shooting spree and laughing to himself.
Eva punches a trooper, harder and harder and harder in the face, dozen time!
"See! This is why I'm the better trainer!" Leatherneck said, grabbing a Bat up in the air and tossing it away to other troopers, "At least I did it with my bare hands than you!"
"Oh quite it!" Wetsuit retort, after throwing grenades at near by Bats, exploded! "At least I'm doing something more efficient than you! Yuka would've love my idea, if you haven't butted in!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
Both of them snarl and glare at each other, punching one and two troopers in the face!
"Would you two, shut up!" Yuka shouted at them, all while shooting four arrows at dozen Bats. She was pretty much getting annoyed by their constant bicker and wanted to end their hatred to one another, "I think both of you did a amazing job training me!"
"Wait, we did?" Both of them asked, punching another Cobra bat charging at them.
"Yes!"
After thinking about it, they seem to come an realization, she's right.
"Huh, Well", Leatherneck scratch his head, seemingly understanding what she meant, "I guess your right".
"Yeah, I mean we did at least did our job together really well", Wetsuit said.
"And we manage to pull it through".
"I guess we aren't terrible, after all".
Yuka sigh in relief, as they finally make truth one another by shaking their hands, all while punching a Cobra trooper in the face!
Suddenly, Low Light fell down into the pit, gun blazing and his motorcycle threading down every bats, all while shouting, "YOOOOO JOE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!"
"Low Light! So glad to see you get out of the chair", Quick Kick, very gladful of seeing him, while kicking three troopers in the face.
Just when things seem to get crazier, the fight was stop when a Cruise ship appear from the sky and landed back down into the hall!
Everyone move! As the ship crashes down at the speed of light.
"Cobra! Retreat! Retreat!" Cobra Commander shouted, as his men ran back to the stairs and back outside, ready to launch back into the sky with their pods and Jet. Not to mention, on ground with tanks and trucks.
Before he leave, he swore by his hand, "Next time, G.I. Joe! I will return and get my revenge! Including Total Drama!"
Statics, cut to Ryuko.
"Phew, I'm just glad the battle was over. I'm also glad I'm not even in the fight, considering I literally got shot by dozen of lasers! Which bring me to Aqua".
She then proceed to punch the tent beside her.
Statics.
After the whole messed was clean up, Chris confronted the entire contestants about what just happen. He was told about the training and attack, which Chris seem to take a liking of the whole attack thing, and wishes he was there to see the whole thing.
"Well, this seems like a eventful day", Chris remark, "I missed out sooooo much cool things. Like did you guys seriously fought those Cobra guy again? How was it? Was it cool?"
"Can we just get to the chase, already", Sammy said, wanting to get some rest.
"Fine", He continue, "Since I can't tell who win, I'm gonna assume the Shrimp Raider won, as I don't seem to see anyone injuire. So they're the true winner".
Instead of cheers, they all groan from all the battle they have to go through.
"Huh, was expecting some joy out of you guys", Chris comment, "No matter. Since they won, their reward will be...ummm...get to vote off one of their hated enemies. Yep, that's the reward. Choose wisely".
Eva: "Yuka!"
Starscream: "Alastor!"
Sanji: "Starscream! I mean, Alastor! I mean, damn it!"
"Hmm, seem's like none of you can't agree on the same thing", Chris remark, "Very well then, Yuka will be going home then. As her name was the first to be called our".
At first, this made Yuka gasp out of shock and Eva screaming in joy. However, she instead sigh in relieve, "Eh, whatever".
statics, cut to Yuka.
"I really do want to keep going, but Eva was kinda getting really annoying. Plus, I'm not sure if I should keep going, now that everyone are pretty much enemies. So I don't care. I'm just glad I'm going home to rejoin with my Onii Chan".
Statics, cut to Eva.
"Yes! She is gone! No more of her, anymore! Ha!"
Statics.
"Which brings me to the Screaming Sponge", Chris said, turning his attention at them, "Hope you guys know who to vote who".
He then turn his attention to Sgt. Slaughter, waiting for him from behind, "Anyways, Really appreciate you shaping these guys up".
"No problem, Chric Mclean", Slaughter replied, "And sorry for dragging them into battle. It wasn't my idea, you know".
"Yeah, I know. And I love it", Chris chuckle, as the higher rankest officers just look on, shooking their head in disagreement, "You know, maybe you could be my new chief. What do you say?"
"I would love too, but I have my wrestling career to do, so no".
"Awww, darn it!"
"Ugh, I'm starting to think TV host like them, don't even care about the well being of their contestants", Flint comment.
"Well, if you have so much power in the world, of you would abuse the heck out of it", Duke added.
"I'm just glad, there alright after what we went through", Hawk, unlike the others, was very greatful of their well being, feeling pity for what they have to go through.
Before the contestants left, some decided to stay and say their goodbye to their trainers.
"Hey kid", Quick Kick approaches Armin, who was startle little, and turn to face him, who was holding a DVD, "Guess you'll be going, huh?"
"Uhh yeah, I guess so", Armin replied, shyly.
"Before you go, I want to give you this", He handed him three DVD, containing Lord of the Ring movies.
"What is this?"
"These are movies. Lord of the Ring trilogy. This is a farewell gift, since we both are departed way".
"Wow, ummm, thanks", Armin said, "I...to be honest, my world doesn't seem to have much use of these, anyways".
"I know, but you can always use these, if you ever come back here", Quick Kick said, placing his hand on his shoulder, "You know, you and I would be perfect partners in the battlefield, all fighting and helping one another. It be like Dumber and Dumber too, without the whole dumb thing. Yeah, I know it's not the best example, But-"
"Alright, Alright, I'm going", Armin told him, walking quickly back on board, with Quick Kick waving a goodbye.
"So, guess we depart way", Ryuko said to Spirit.
"Indeed we are", He replied, "I am some what grateful for you to fought for the bravery of your friends".
"Yeah, about that...I guess your right about my anger, not paying attention to my well beings".
"Do not feel ashamed. All of us can be affected by one emotion. You just need to found a way to overcome it, and yours, though failing, was willing to get rid of yourself for the sake of others".
"I'm not sure what to understand here".
"Your action of allowing your team to vote you off, is what make you a good person as your temper flow".
"I'm just gonna go, now", Ryuko told him, "But thanks for the advice".
Spirit gave a salute, as Shipwreck was saying his goodbye to Sanji and Eddy, "Sad you guys have to go. Would've been pretty cool if I join along".
"Trust me, your better off in the navy than a reality show", Sanji said.
"Heh, good point. Maybe a little pirate sparring with the girls would be fun, if I came to your world", Both of them began to laugh, as Eddy just shrugged it off and hop back on board.
"Hmmm, I think we're missing someone", Chris said, looking at the contestants and noticing someone is missing.
Outside from the base, Alastor is seen smoking and chilling, seemingly not being invovle in some way.
"Wait a minute, I just realize someting", Alastor said, "It's almost near the end...Eh, didn't really bother bringing myself to do anything".
As the ship was ready to drop down into the portal, all of the Joes line up, raising their fist and yelling, "Yoooooo joe!" as the ship has now disappear into the portal.
statics, cut to Armin.
"I have to admit, as weird he is to not wear a shirt...he's not that bad. In any case, he seem like a nice guy".
Statics.
Back in the sea, where the Cruise ship was crusing in the night. The Screaming Sponge were seated in the elimination ceremony, awaiting for Chris Mclean to called out for someone.
Statics, cut to Aqua.
"I can't believe it. She is finally gone! No more crap I have to put up with her! Now I can finally reach the finale, without any problem".
Statics.
"Alright everyone, you know the drill", Chris announces, up on the stage, "Once I call someone, she or he must go directly to the...uhhh, you know what, forget it. Eddy, Aqua, and Brendan, you guys are safe".
Eddy and Aqua sigh in relief, but Brendan a wait in anticipate for who will go home.
"As for Sammy and Ryuko, the final vote for who is going home today is..."
Awaiting the dread of their name being called out, Ryuko breathe in and out, submitting her fate of going home. Aqua, on the other hand, was crossing her fingers and gleefully shrieking.
After the long wait, he said it, "Sammy! You are going home!"
"WHAT?!" Everyone shouted, with soooo many question that are filling in their brains.
"What the flipping hell!" Aqua walk up stage and shove Chris out of the stand, wanting to see if the votes are count right, "Let me see this!"
Statics, cut to Alastor.
"I made the deal. I may have said I would sabotage the vote for her, I didn't say exactly who. Should've call off the plan when she had the chance".
Statics, cut to Aqua, forgotten all about the deal and now realizing her mistake.
"That son of b*tch! I knew I shouldn't trusted a demon!"
Statics.
On the dock, Sammy and Yuka were both on the boat. Yuka was expecting someone in her team to wave a goodbye.
Instead, only Armin and Eva are there. With Armin being the only one waving a good bye, while Eva just gave a middle finger to her, which Yuka retorted by giving two middle finger, with a smug look.
"So any last word?" Chris asked. but before they could answer, their boat was drop into the portal and are never seen again.
"So I guess you still in the game", Brendan said to Ryuko, looking very stunned, as she didn't expect to be around again, "What now?"
"I...I don't know, Kid. I just Don't know".
As Aqua hide again, and the others going back to their cabin, Chris decide to wrap things up.
"Welp, that wraps up of a amazing battle, with action and lasers. When will the merge come? Soon! Found out next time on Total Drama Cruise!"
Wow, what another long chapter. Man, this took me forever to write this, probably because this one has to be the most difficult thing to pull off, just by the battle and usuage of the characters alone.
Anyways, I hope everyone enjoy this chapter. Sorry if this took much longer for a update. Like I mention, I have school, homework, and tons of other projects. So forgive me for slow updates. I am really trying.
Well then, it seems like Ryuko is still in the game. And Aqua is still being targeted. Who knows if Ryuko wanna to continue or not, considering her behavior. Starscream is still determine of taking Alastor down as always. And the others...well...guess I gotta use them some how, in some way.
Now then, since the holiday is almost near, I am starting up a new original series on Devianart, with two stories that I am working on. They will come out with the first chapter, so if anyone is interesting in checking it out, go to my Devianart account, Quickfire9988 and stay tune for any updates.
Here is a preview for next chapter. This one seem simple. Team must race inside a cave to bring back a sphere from the episode, BANG! BANG! BANG! In this episode, this will be the final time of them being in a team. Meaning, later on it will be every man to themselves. One thing to note, Ryuko will go through a vision trip, where she will foresee the past and future ( As well a sneak tease of season 2 ). Expect tons of cameos.
So stay tune for more. Go to the poll and vote for your favorite character to return. Write a review, send in some interesting ideas, and I hope to see everyone in the next chapter.
