Cell Block Tango
A Yu-Gi-Oh Song Fanfiction ONESHOT
By: Mazakai
Started: November 23, 2005
Completed: November 23, 2005
Disclaimer: This is my second song fanfiction, so bare with me. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of the characters. I wish I did own Seto Kaiba though, for reasons no one needs to know about. LoL. Don't own Chicago either. If I did own either of them, I wouldn't be writing this, I would be on my own private island with my very own real life Seto Kaiba! So this is just for fun. Oh and this will have swearing in it so, you been warned. Oh and there will be no movement included in this one shot, so you can just use your imagination on how you think this should look like in your heads. And I'm going to be changing some of the lyrics so they fit for what I'm writing.
Have you ever wondered what really makes people angry, so angry that they want to kill whoever it is that makes them mad? Well these six lovely ladies know exactly what makes them feel like that.
MAI
Pop
SERENITY
Six
REBECCA
Squish
ISHIZU
Uh
uh
CECELIA
Edo
TEA
Kaiba!
MAI
Pop
SERENITY
Six
REBECCA
Squish
ISHIZU
Uh
uh
CECELIA
Edo
TEA
Kaiba!
ANNOUNCER
And
now the six merry murderesses of the Domino City Jail in their
rendition of "The Cell Block Tango"
MAI
Pop
SERENITY
Six
REBECCA
Squish
ISHIZU
Uh
uh
CECELIA
Edo
TEA
Kaiba!
(4X)
ALL
He
had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
CECELIA
I
betcha you would have done the same!
MAI
Pop
SERENITY
Six
REBECCA
Squish
ISHIZU
Uh
uh
CECELIA
Edo
TEA
Kaiba!
(2X)
MAI (Spoken)
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Joey.
Joey like to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day,
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Joey layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "You pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
ALL
He
had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same!
SERENITY (Spoken)
I met Duke Devlin from
Domino City about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
We'd go to school, I'd come home, he'd
go to work and then come home, we'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
was he with me
...oh, no, he had six other girls.
One of those guys, you know. So that
night, when he came home, I fixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic.
ALL
He
had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
REBECCA (Spoken)
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Yugi,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the guy next door,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"You been screwin the guy next door!"
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!
ALL
If
you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
ISHIZU (Spoken in Egyptian) (A/N: I know that is really Hungarian in the song and what's written here, but Ishizu's Egyptian)
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. Probaltam
a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...
REBECCA (Spoken)
Yeah, but di you do it?
ISHIZU
UH
UH, not guilty!
CECELIA
My
sister, Cyndia and
I did this double act
and my husband, Pegasus,
used to travel round with us.
Now, for the last number in our act,
we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row
One, two, three, four, five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips, flip flops, one right after the other.
So this one night before the show we're down at the hotel Edo, the three of us, drinking, having a few laughs and
we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some.
I come back, open the door, and there's Cyndia and
Pegasus doing Number Seventeen the spread eagle.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.
CECELIA
They
had it coming
GIRLS
They
had it coming
CECELIA
They
had it coming
GIRLS
They
had it coming
CECELIA
They
had it coming all along
GIRLS
They
had it coming all along
CECELIA
I
didn't do it
GIRLS
She
didn't do it
CECELIA
But
if I done it
GIRLS
But if she done it
CECELIA
How
could you tell me that I was wrong?
CECELIA
They
had it coming
GIRLS
They
had it coming
CECELIA
They
had it coming
GIRLS
They
had it coming
CECELIA
They
had it coming
GIRLS
They
took a flower
CECELIA
All
along
GIRLS
In
its prime
CECELIA
I
didn't do it
GIRLS
And
then they used it
CECELIA
But
if I'd done it,
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
TEA (Spoken)
I loved Seto Kaiba
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real ambitious guy...
loyal ... a hard-worker.
But he was always trying
to look for his future.
He'd go out every night
looking for his future
and on the way
he found Kaoru,
Misao,
Megumi
and Mazakai (A/N: Hehehe Seto cheated on Tea with me, cause I'm
Mazakai!).
I guess you can say we broke
up because of differences in our futures.
He saw himself alive in the future
and I saw him dead.
ALL
The
dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Group 1
They had it comin'
Group 2
They had it comin'
Group 1
They had it comin'
Group 2
They had it comin'
Group 1
They had it comin'
Group 2
They had it comin'
Group 1
All along
Group 2
All along
Group 1
'Cause if they used us
Group 2
'Cause if they used us
Group 1
And they abused us
Group 2
And they abused us
ALL
How
could you tell us that we were wrong?
Group 1
He had it coming
Group 2
He had it coming
Group 1
He only had himself to blame.
Group 2
He only had himself to blame.
Group 1
If you'd have been there
Group 2
If you'd have been there
Group 1
If you'd have seen it
Group 2
If you'd have seen it
ALL
I
betcha you would have done the same!
MAI (Spoken)
You pop that gum one more time!
SERENITY (spoken)
Single my ass.
REBECCA (Spoken)
Ten times!
ISHIZU (Spoken)
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.
CECELIA (Spoken)
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
TEA (Spoken)
Futuristic differences.
MAI
Pop
SERENITY
Six
REBECCA
Squish
ISHIZU
Uh
uh
CECELIA
Edo
TEA
Kaiba!
