A Story by Us…
This story is set in Hermione and Draco's seventh year at Hogwarts (NB/ ignore the bit where Dumbledore was killed by Snape and Draco attempted to, in order to understand story). Harry and Ron have however gone off to search for and destroy the horcruxes as mentioned in the book…
So, Hermione, Draco and Snape are all in the great hall (along with a lot of other people but I'm sure you worked that out already you clever people!)
Right! And action…
(Oh yeh and btw we own nothing of this, no Harry potter stuff – we owe that all to J.K Rowling. Or the songs from HSM sadly! Lol.)
"Miss Granger, would you desist that infernal sound and give the rest of the hall a rest?" Severus Snape, Potions Master at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, commanded across the hall.
A couple of meters away from Hermione was Draco Malfoy, gorgeous blonde Slytherin who at that very moment happened to be singing the most god awful song Hermione had ever heard.
"This feeling's like no other" he sang loudly and wistfully and in the process crashed into the startled Hermione.
"Ow! Shut up, you can't sing"
"Oh yeh? And how exactly can you prove that Granger? What have you got – an in tune detector spell? Hmm? But then again, knowing you…"
"Just shut up! Funny how you were singing a song from a totally girly film," Hermione called to Malfoy, trying to get a rise from him.
"And how is the library these days granger?"
"Oh so clever of you, Malfoy, making a joke about the library." Hermione quipped sarcastically.
"Ha ha ha I found it funny and that's all that matters, isn't it?" Draco
"Ferret, I mean Draco, shut up. Granger find a damn spell to test his "in-tuneness" or stop talking, you insufferable know-it-all," Snape yelled, walking over to the offending couple and scowling at them both. His gaze sent several nearby first years into shivers of fear.
Hermione mumbled a spell under her breath, making Draco start to sing non stop.
"This feelings like no other
I want you to know…"
The whole of the Great Hall started to laugh. Hermione tried to suppress her giggles for as long as possible without hurting herself before bursting out into laughter.
"Snappeeee doooo sommmmmethingggggg ahh ohh wah oh oh oh…"
I want you to know…" Instead of doing anything to help Draco, Snape did something else completely different instead. He joined in with the song.
"I've never had someone who knows me like you do." He sang along in his deep voice.
"I always new Snape and Draco had feelings for each other," Hermione managed to say to Lavender who was giggling annoyingly next to her, even through fits of laughter.
"So lonely before I finally found,
what I've been looking for
SNAAAPPPPEEE doo doo do do"
Snape started to slow the melody coming out of his lips down until it reached a slow ballad.
"It's hard to believe that I couldn't see, you were always there beside me"
McGonagall stormed in. What is this racket!" she screamed, staring between Draco and Severus. "Mr Malfoy, Professor Snape, stop declaring love this instant!"
"McGoooooooooonagall Iiiiiiiii ammmmmmmmmmm nottttt! It was Herm-i-ohhhhh- eee," Draco managed to squeal out Hermione's name with a lot of difficulty, while pointing a pale digit at her.
"Miss Granger, does this have anything to do with you?" McGonagall asked Hermione, looking completely taken aback at the idea of her precious Gryffindor doing such a thing.
"Of course it does you stupid woman. Now the harmony!" Snape commanded the room, hoping that someone would join in, feeling that at least another three people would be able to block out Draco.
Hermione nodded guiltily and then muttered another spell, stopping the awful singing.
"Oh thank Voldy!" Draco exclaimed, glaring at Hermione with all the energy he could muster.
"Know-it-all, 10000 points from Gryffindor," Snape roared.
"That's better, now back to work," and with that McGonagall stormed out of the Great Hall.
"I thought it would never stop ever. I'm going to die; I may as well take my life now!" Draco yelled dramatically for the whole of the hall to hear.
"Please, Malfoy, do us all a favour and do."
"Oh, shut up Granger, you don't mean that and you know it," Malfoy returned hoping for another argument. His spats with Granger were the only things that kept him sane with Weasley and Potter gone.
"I think I do," Hermione shouted back in a singsong voice.
"Granger, did you know that convincing a person 2 take their own life is a crime? It's called assisted suicide" Commented Snape with a vicious grin upon his face.
"You may be a mudblood but you're still a girl and guess what I'm gorgeous" Draco said cockily
"Your own opinion is rather messed up Draco" Hermione would never admit it but sometimes she enjoyed insulted Draco, it gave her something to do when not working or assisting Harry and Ron.
"Yeh, and you're a filthy mudblood so I think what I say is more important" and then Draco said things like that and it wasn't so fun.
"Lovebirds, take it outside before I throw it out the window and by it I mean you" Snape jeered, in a half jokey voice.
"See. He agrees!" shouted Draco triumphantly.
"Sick" Hermione Screamed in disgust. With that she stormed out of the room pretending to throw up.
"Aha! She admitted you were lovebirds! Take that McGonagall!" Snape cheered being rather childish.
"Now I shall go show her what she is missing out on. Ha-ha" Draco said smugly to no-one in particular.
IN THE CORRIDOR
Hermione was missing Ron and Harry, she was feeling lonely without them, and she still felt bad about the way things ended with Ron in the summer. However, she was amusing herself by annoying Draco all the time, taking over both Harry's and Ron's positions His interest in her and his accusations about her loving him were starting to become disturbing however but in her heart she knew it was true.
"You know I'm right Hermione" said Draco striding out into the corridor and stopped next to her.
Hermione stopped and slowly turned around. In one way she hated him and in another she was deeply in love with him.
But more importantly how did he know what she was thinking? She wondered, deep down she knew the reason, but it didn't fully make sense so she wouldn't accept it.
"There appears to be a psychic connection between the three of us," came Snape's snide voice floating through both lovers' heads, stating the obvious.
"Ahhhhhh Snape, get out get out get out." Screamed Hermione in her head hoping that Snape would stop doing that. "Must think pure thoughts," she took a deep breath and walked towards Draco.
"Must think pure thoughts" Draco commanded his brain, "Voldemort killing innocents, that's pure enough right!"
"God Draco, that's sick" Came Hermione's disapproving voice into his head.
"Huh?" He wasn't expecting that "Not you as well. Oh crap" This could prove to be a bad thing. A very bad thing.
Thank you very much for reading, we do have another chapter but we're just finishing it off. Hope you like. Please review. From US!
