A/N: What will Twilight and friends do?

Chapter 6: Evil Afoot

(VP Luna's Office.)

"Twerking at blind kids?! Skating down the halls?! Ruptured pipes from flushed cherry bombs?! "Equestria High sucks Crystal Prep Dick" graffiti?! And now smearing Swastikas on the gym wall with fecal matter?! WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?!" Roared Luna.

"Look it wasn't us!" Said Twilight Sparkle.

"We were jamming in the cafeteria!" Said her friends.

"Why would I draw a shit smeared Swastika?! I'm a quarter Jewish!" Said Human AJ.

"Yeah and I only date black guys!" Said Human Rarity.

"And why Fecal matter?! Where's the punch line?!" Said OG Pinkie Pie.

"Did ya save the poopy?! I could've used it to get high!" Said Human Pinkie Pie.

Just then, there was a knock.

It was Flash Sentry.

"Hi VP Luna, I was handing out the school papers but these pics of Twilight and friends doing bad shit are fake."

They gasp.

"But how?" Asked Luna.

"The lighting doesn't match, and there's extra space around Twilight's head, clearly taken from another image." He points out.

They all go "Ooooooooooh."

Twilight gets lost in Flash's eyes.

"Flash and Twilight sittin' in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G!" Giggled Trixie with child-like innocence.

"Trixie! Where on Earth did you learn that word from?!" Demanded Twilight.

"Oh uh your new friends taught me!" She smiled.

"Way to go ya little snitch!" Said Human RD.

"I'll stitch yer pie hole shut!" Said Human AJ.

"Black Stallions!" Said Human Rarity.

"Herbivore extremism!" Said Human Fluttershy.

"GIRLS!" Said Twilight.

"Look thanks Flash your cock I uh mean Flash Sentry." Said Twilight Sparkle.

"Eh no worries, sorry I gotta go meet up with the guys, also nice shoes." He waved goodbye.

Twilight felt warm.

"Omg he likes my shoes." She beamed.

"Must be some weird foot fetish." Said VP Luna.

"Well don't worry I won't judge. Ah, my knight in shining armor."

"Didn't just meet him?" Asked VP Luna.

"Well yes I did."

"Twilight even if he loves you back, most relationships don't work."

"What do you mean?"

"Where do I begin?"

(Childhood.)

A grade-schooler Luna with braces and glasses, walks to a tree while holding a heart-shaped card.

"That boy told me to meet him by this tree; I can't wait to show him my Valentine…."

"Hey Stud, how's my card?" Asked a younger Celestia.

"Noice." Said The Boy.

"Celestia what are you doing? He's my Valentine!"

"My Valentine now Luna Loser." Snickered Celestia kissing him.

Luna's eyes tear up as she crumples the valentine and runs home crying.

(Prom.)

An 18-year-old Luna with smaller braces is dancing with her date, she has smaller glasses.

"Thanks for taking me to prom Chad." Said Luna

"No Worries Hun'."

He dips her when a slutty Celestia walks by.

"Hey Stud wanna dance with me?" She sucks a lollipop.

"Hell Yeah!" He drops Luna with a loud thud.

"Ow! But Chad!"

They dance in the center and are named prom King and Queen.

"Back of the bleachers?" Celestia holds a condom.

"Lead the way."

Luna gets up and runs out of the gym crying.

(Adult Hood.)

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here for Luna's Wedding."

"Hey thanks for making me Maid of Honor after all the men I stole from you." Said Celestia.

"No worries, otherwise I wouldn't have ended up with my husband." Said Luna with no braces and wore contacts instead.

"And now a quick video from the family of the bride." The priest plays a video at the reception.

Luna's family and her hubbie's family each say something nice to her.

Celestia is on the video.

"What do I think of my baby sister? Well to start….. "

BZZZZZZZRRRT!

Cuts to Celestia having sex with Luna's husband.

"…..Oh yeah that's it! FUCK ME LIKE A BEAST! Don't worry my unsuspecting Sister Luna will never find out! OH FUCK YEAH! And if she gets boring, We'll still meet up when she isn't looking!" Celestia said on the camera.

Guests start laughing at Luna, who is enraged.

"I FUCKING HATE YOU CELESTIA! WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Luna tries fighting her now Ex Husband along with Celestria but the fight is broken up.

Luna removes and flings her wedding ring at her now Ex Husband.

Once again, Luna runs out crying.

(Present.)

"And that is why; I'm married to my toy." Said Luna.

"…..I'm so sorry." Said Twilight.

"It's alright, look we're having a cleanup crew fix the gym and….Where's my toy husband?"

"Houston, we have Pee-Pee liftoff for Venus! Ahahahahaha!" Trixie flies the now vibrating toy around like a rocket ship.

"Trixie give me back my toy husband!" Ordered Luna.

"But I wanna play with it." She said and no, not in the sexual way.

"You have no idea where that has been!" Saied Luna.

"Whaddya mean? It's been right here in your office." Asked Trixie.

"That's not what I meant!" Said Luna.

"Okay Woah!" Trixie slips.

The toy is flying and lands in Human RD's mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmm." She moans.

"Rainbow Dash that's been in my armpit!" Said Luna.

RD's eye bulge as she spits the toy out on a couch and starts spitting in a trash bin.

"Haha! Noice going Pit-Breath!" Laughed Human AJ.

"BLECH! Shut up! BLECH! Who fucks their own armpit?!" Said Human RD.

"Don't Kink shame!" Said Luna.

"I got it, almost as big as my black ones at my place, Ew it's all sticky!" Said Human Rarity as it slips from her hands.

It lands in OG' Rarity's hair.

"Ew gross get it out!" She flings it at Fluttershy.

"For every time you fap you could instead be saving animals!" She tries throwing it to Luna but both Pinkies grab it but they themselves vibrate as well.

"I-SEE-LAUREN-FAUST-STORMING-OFF-THE-SET-OF-MY-LITTLE-PONY-FRIENDSHIP-IS-MAGIC!" They say in unison as they fling the toy for it to land head first into Twilight's cleavage.

"AH GET IT OUT!" Said Twilight.

RD recovers.

"Here!" She keeps digging her hand in her cleavage.

"RD What are you doing?!"

"Getting the toy." Said Human RD.

"Those are my breasts!" Shrieked Twilight.

"Mmmmmm Real tiddies are best Tiddies, RAWR!"

"Hey can I try? HONK HONK!" Druggie Pinkie gropes Human AJ.

"Get yer' hairy hands off my baby feeders yah toothless zombie!" She socks her.

"No Hillary I did not suck off your husband Bill." Said Druggie Pinkie Pie.

"So plump and juicy!" Said Human RD groping Twilight Sparkle.

"RD!" Said Twilight.

Human Rainbow dash shoves her arm down past Twilight's bra.

"AH YOUR HAND IS ON MY VAGINA!" Said Twilight.

"Aw yeah South of the border!" Said Human RD as she fingered Twilight.

"Leave her alone!" Said OG RD.

"Hey wait your turn or maybe have a threesome?" Offered Human RD.

"Human Rainbow Dash If you don't stop violating Twilight Sparkle I will register you as a sex offender!" Threatened Luna.

"Fine!" Said Human RD.

She pulls the toy out.

Twilight Blushes.

"That was on purpose you PERV!" She smacks her hand.

"OW! You don't know me….!"

Human RD accidentally drops the vibrator and breaks it.

Luna was enraged.

"Hey She smacked my hand!" Said Human RD

"And you tried to violate me!" Said Twilight.

"Not my fault the Pinkies shoved the vibrator in your cleavage!" Said Human RD.

"For shattering my one true love, I sentence all of you to deten….!

"Huh?" Trixie picks it up and surprisingly fixes it.

"Hey Girls, I fixed it!" She giggled.

Luna's mood changes.

"Yes oh thank you! Now if you girls could kindly get the fuck out of my office that would be lovely!" Chirped Luna.

The girls did just that as Luna puts a sock on the outside doorknob, and has sex with her vibrator.

"Oh yeah! Who needs another human when you can have a toy?! FUCK YEAH!"

"Phew, Glad that's over, Holy crap we gotta get dressed for the dance!" Said Twilight Sparkle.

A/N: Having helped Luna, Twilight must suit up.