Hey guys, this is 1602jaw here, bringing you with something new.
Now since it going to be a while I continue the main story of this show, I might as well create these bonus chapters. These will mostly keep in touch and make sure the fanfic isn't in hiatus too much.
So with that outta the way, here it is. A preview to what to come for next season, and even third. Enjoy!
Deep under the sea, it was night.
Pure night.
Everyone was asleep, as they dream off in their comfortable beds and dreams.
Except for Chris McLean, of course, as he is in his room creating loud and obnoxious buzzing and electric sounds, all the while his interns are sleeping near him, due to guarding and stuff like that.
The interns, although treated better, have to sleep on the ground.
Luckily, they are given sheets of blankets and pillows.
Unfortunately, they have to bare the sound and light coming from the door.
Blue girl try to cover her eyes with pillows, but with no avail, giving out a symbol on her antenna which reads, "F**king Christ!"
Copperhead groaned, "What is he even doing in there?"
"Blah! I can't take it anymore", Red eye yelled, getting up and pounding his chest like King Kong, "I'm going to check it myself".
"No Red eye! If you do that, he'll cut our paycheck again!" Chilla told him, but he didn't stop him.
"I'll take my chances!"
As Red eye slam the door open, "Chris McLean! What in the Mumm ra the ever living are you doing?!"
"Perfect timing friends!" Chris McLean revealed himself, as he pulled down the cover sheet to reveal…..a portal machine, "Tada! My very own portal machine!"
This….didn't surprise anyone, as they all gotten used to the whole multiverse thing already.
"Are we supposed to be in awe of it or…?" Phantasma asked.
"Umm yeah? It is a portal machine! I thought you guys would be amazed by it. It a f**king portal machine!"
"Honestly after what we've been through, I'm not even shocked,'' Alluro explained.
"At this point, I've gotten pretty used to it", Tug Mug said.
"So what's the deal with this machine, anyways?" Luna demanded, "Why is it important?"
"Glad you ask, Luna", Chris begins, "Because this isn't any ordinary portal machine. It is a machine that allows you access to alternative past and future. Essentially, it is a less risky version of time travel".
"Well that's original", Alluro sarcastically remarked, crossing his arm, "Could've built it as a portal gun, but whatever".
"Yeeea, why didn't you do that", Jack asked, "Isn't that more easy and less time consuming".
"True", Chris replied, "But here's the thing. Remember I say going to an alternative past and future is considered rare? Well, I have to work hard to access it, and in doing so I created this!"
"And why do you want to go to an alternative past and future?" Tug Mug asked.
"Good question. Recently, my other counterpart from Infinity had their crew caught up in some wacky, storm stuff that transports them into the alternative future thing. So I decided to do the same thing, only better!"
"Wait, you were watching our other counterpart?" Chilla asked.
"Yep, I do that all the time", Chris said, "Just to see their reaction after I prank them".
"Of course you would".
"So basically, you are ripping off their concept, essentially", Jack Frost points out.
"Correct".
"How am I not surprised", Copperhead said, with a deadpan look, along with the others.
"But here's the thing", Chris explained, "Unlike that one, I'm gonna bring my cast to start pranking the next season of the show".
"Wait, are you already planning for the next season?" Jack Frost asked.
"Uhh yeah, duh. I already got a new cast signing up, and an upcoming interview. Funny enough, most of them star in those other crappy spin-offs, but I'm not gonna talk about those", Chris said, "Now go wake the five remaining losers up because this is going to be fun".
( Five minutes later )
The five remaining cast stood in front of the machine.
Some were still tired, for several reasons.
"Okay Chris, what's this non-eliminated challenge here?" Ryuko asked, "Because I hope it's not another inter-dimensional crap".
"It is", Chris replied.
"…yep, that's it, I'm out", Ryuko said, trying to get out of this situation, but was stopped by Brendan, holding her hand back.
"We are going to do some pranking in the future! Well, technically an alternative future, since it is safer and I won't get into trouble with galactic affair stuff".
"Didn't you say those things are rare?" Aqua asked, "I could've sworn you say that during that whole multiverse fiasco".
"It is, but I manage to somehow get it to work, so lucky me".
"I…do not want to know about your affair", Brendan said.
"God, I hope I meet my future self", Aqua hope, "That way, I could learn how I win….and maybe lose, but that won't happen".
Ryuko groaned, "Do we have to do this? I mean, we are literally going to the future that could literally spoil what's going to happen".
"Relax, I'm going to try not to let anything be spoiled", Chris assures her, "As long as we are having fun, we'll be cool".
"That's good to hear", Armin said, "I mean, it makes sense that one of us won't know about their future".
Aqua was a little disappointed, but that reaction didn't merely faze Chris the slightest.
"Well, it doesn't matter", Aqua said, "I'm still going to find out my fate, no matter what".
"Is it necessary to bring her along?" Ryuko asked, "I'm sure bringing along someone as bitchy as her won't end well for us".
"Sorry, it's the rule".
"Damn it".
"Okay then", Chris said, clapping hand, as both of his hands reached the lever, turning the machine on with a blue illuminated light, swirling in the center of the portal, "Let's get pranking!"
( In Total Drama Trainwreck Express! ).
Five contestants sat in the lounging area.
A lounging room consists of the most fancy, Victorian era furniture and table tools.
The contestants include….ROBIN! Aka Damian Wayne ( From Batman ) who is cleaning his sword.
ROBYN! ( From Wolfwalker ), who is….doing nothing and is pretty bored out of her mind.
JOSE! ( From Cybersix ), who is sketching his diabolical plan! Still stuck in hiatus, unfortunately, as the mant scramble paper filled the ground.
LOONA! ( From Helluva Boss ), who is checking her phone! And that's it!
SHORELEAVE! ( From Venture Bros ), who is whistling! And that's all.
LAMMY! ( From Um Jammer Lammy ), who was checking on her guitar.
LARFLEEZE ( From Green Lantern ), who is hugging his Lantern! Pretty much it.
They all gather around….doing nothing.
As Jose throws another paper on the ground with frustration, "Darn it! Darn it! Another abomination that couldn't work! This is getting irritating!"
"Hey, how about you learn to be quiet", Robin told him off, "Just for once".
"And how about you shut up and mind your own business! Like a good assassin".
"Grrr, that's it!"
As Robin was ready to kill him and Jose was backing away, Robyn sighs and tells the both of them, "Will you please knock it off, the both of you. I am not going to have to deal with you guys, again".
"He started it!" Jose tries to place the blame on Robin, but of course Robyn knows better.
She told him, "Jose. Please?"
Before Jose could burst out, he sighs at defeat and says, "Fine….but I'm still innocent here".
As he and Robin sat back down, Shoreleave yawned, "Boy, am I boooooored. I wonder if Ray is still around. Eh, probably sobbing because I'm better than him. What a wuss".
"Who f**king cares", Loona said, still not taking her focus off from her phone.
"Hey, I still care, furry girl".
"Call me a furry girl one more time, and I'll rip your ass off".
"Pfff, whatever", Shoreleave said, "I'll still enjoy it, anyways".
Above them on the roof, Chris and the five losers drop down onto it, near the window hatch.
As both of them come together and look down, they are puzzled by the new casts themselves.
"Sooo these are the new guys here you told us about, huh?" Eddy remark.
"Yep, welcome to the future, guys", Chris then asked, "Pretty amazing, right?"
"Eh, it's fine I guess", Armin replied, seemingly not interested.
However, something caught both of their eyes. And that was Jose, which seemed to baffle some of them such as Ryuko, Eddy, Brendan, and Aqua.
"Hold the f**k up. What the hell? Is that…..the kid?" Ryuko demanded Chris, as he is known for bringing on board some nasty people. And to see Jose made her and the rest believe he has something to do with it.
"Uhh what are you talking about?" Chris asked, anxiously.
"Why the f**k is that kid doing down there?"
"Yea, I want some answer too", Eddy added.
"Ok, it's a long story, but I don't want to dwell into that", Chris said, "We are still pulling off
this prank, so don't question it, okay?"
Ryuko sighs, as although she wanted an answer she knew it won't do anything good, so she let it slide, "Fine. What's the prank about, Chris? It better be quick".
"Simple", Chris proceeds to pull out what appears to be dynamite, "We drop this down into the lounging room. After it explodes, we dump balloons that contain oil and gasoline….which I don't have. Gotta get it before we begin".
"You know I would question how that's supposed to be a prank", Ryuko said, "But then I realize I would question Chris sanity".
Back down, HADES ( From Hercules ) enters the scene, as nobody gives a single eye contact to him.
"Hey, what's up everybody!" Hades greeted everyone, "Looking good everyone. Pretty calm night, right kiddos?"
"Screw off", Damian told him.
"Heheheh, yeah…..sheesh, this kid needs to learn some manners", Hades muttered, then asked everyone, "Say, has anyone seen the Hyakkimaru guy around here? I can't seem to see him around, has anyone seen him?"
"Haven't seen him", Damian replied, "Why do you ask?"
"Well, you know I need to discuss with him about strategy and sorting our next phase, and stuff like that", Hades replied, "You know, normal and not total suspicious behavior at all", Hades then made eye contact at Loona, giving a blink and a smirk, "Say, nice hair do hot shot".
He referred it to Loona, who gave a slight growl at him.
"Heh, what's her problem again?" Hades asked Robyn, "She seems in a grumpy, angsty mood".
"She doesn't like being bothered".
"Riiiight, right, right, right", Hades said, "Of course, totally makes sense. After all, she is an angsty wolf girl, so obvious….hehehe….was that awkward?"
"Are you trying to make a move on her?"
"What? No, come on. That's outlandish".
"I mean, if you are then I'm pretty certain the Toiler..whatever he is, wouldn't like it".
"Oh come on, I was being complimentary", Hades said, "I wouldn't care for love, not on this show. if it was Magnificent? Sure, but here nope. Totally not. I don't want to break up with my first Ex. Seriously, her mother in law literally wasn't happy with me. I tell ya".
"Ok, we get it, Hades", Damian said, "You want to have someone in your secret alliance. We got it, move on already".
"Secret alliance? Pfff, wow! You really are…cracking me up", Hades said, in a deadpan mode, until resuming back to his casual manner, "Welp, I better keep searching for him. Me and Hyakki boy got some serious business to talk about".
After he left, Lammy asked Loona, "You really aren't fazed by that, right?"
"If I were, his fiery hair would be the last thing he sees".
Back on the roof, Chris returns with a barrel of hot, steaming water and dynamite.
"Ok, bad news", Chris said, "Instead of balloons, we'll pour hot, boling, steaming water on them".
"That sounds even more cruel", Brendan remarked.
"Yeah well, it supposed to be", Chris told him, "It's called pranking".
"Sometimes pranking can be harmless".
"Well sometimes, they can't. Not on my show, tho".
"Umm what are you doing, Chris?" A sudden voice startles them, as they turn around to see JULIAN ( From Cybersix ), who appears to be holding a lantern, "What are you doing with those guys?"
"Who the heck are you?" Eddy asked him.
"Me? You guys don't remember me?" Julian asked them, "I'm your intern. Or put in the Jose term which I hate, your slave".
"Intern? Slave? I- Oh yea!" Chris said, "I forgot, this is the future. Gosh, I'm such an idiot".
"Uhh wait, did I suppose to not stumble something here or-?"
Before Julian could answer, he was quickly splashing in the eye with water, screaming and rubbing as Chris gestured to the remaining five to follow him, "Quick! Abort the prank! We need to goooo!"
Before they could do anything, they felt a sudden shake, until the roof broke, causing everyone to fall, including Julian.
Everyone in the room was startled by the sudden crash of the unexpected guest ( Except for Loona, who continued looking at her phone ).
"OW! I think I land on something hard", Aqua groans, rubbing her head, while touching what appears to be a lantern.
As soon as she recovered, she was shoved back by Larfleeze, "BACK OFF MY SHINY! IT'S MY SHINY! NOBODY CAN TOUCH IT! IT MINE!"
He hugged tightly, as Robyn demanded, "Woah! What just happened?!"
"Well it seems to me Chris is up to his antics again", Damian remarked, seeing past Chris, along with the five contestants, still on the ground and groaning from the impact.
REG! ( From Made in Abyss ) appear in the room, startled by the sound and asking, "What's going on? I heard a fall or something".
"Calm down, Reg", Loona assures him, "It's just a time traveling Chris from the past and his lackey".
"How do you know them from the past?" Robyn asked her.
"Pfff, I don't f**king no. I just guessed".
"How dare you interrupt my personal free time!" Jose shouted at them, "Don't you see I was concentrating here!"
Jose took one look at them and asked again, with a baffle expression, "Wait a minute, what is Chris doing with the likes of Ryuko, Brendan, Eddy, Armin, and blue girl?"
"Hey! The name Aqua, you brat!" Aqua state, "And for your information, I-"
Suddenly, an explosion erupts the place, with everyone flung off from the destroyed wall, except for Loona still not bothered by it.
And who interrupted this odd scene? LOBO ( From DC ) riding on his hover motorcycle, speeder he wielded a giant laser gun and chains.
He shouted, "Alright Reggy boy! Come on and face me! We need a rematch, now!"
What he didn't expect was that his blast not only caused a hole to the carriage, but flung everyone out, except for Loona.
"Huh where is everybody?" Lobo asked her.
"You shot them out", She replied.
"Oooohhh yeah", Lobo said, "Was that too extreme?"
Somewhere in the control room, DUST ( From Dust: A Elysian Tail ) barges into the room after hearing an explosion and seeing the other cast members falling off the train.
The future Chris was near the panel, as his attention was not caught by Dust, who told him everything. Instead, he was reading a book on 'How to create more torture methods for dumba**es'.
He is still listening, but not taking his attention off.
"Chris, there was a loud explosion!" Dust said, as Chris nodded, "I think it was that biker, alien guy".
Future Chris nodded again.
"It flung out Robin, Robyn, Jose, Larfleeze, Reg, Shoreleave, and Julian".
Again, he nodded, but this time saying, "Ok, whatever".
"What weird thing is there seems to be you, Ryuko, Brendan, Aqua, Eddy, and Armin being blown out".
This finally caught the host's attention, as he turned to him and asked, "Oh really now?"
He nodded.
"Hmm, interesting", Future Chris remarked, "Very interesting".
"Well, are we going to help them or what?"
"I could...buuuut…"
"But...what?"
Dust wasn't sure what he meant, until he saw him grinning and knew what he's thinking about.
"Oh no, don't tell me", Dust sighs, pinching his forehead, "You're going to make this a challenge, aren't you?"
"What? No".
"Chris, don't lie".
"I'm not lying, I swear".
"Chris, you are literally grinning. I can tell right now you want to turn this into a challenge just for views, right?"
"Uhh no".
"Oh really?"
"…...I mean, it is, but it's more of a..uhhh...little game..okay fine, it's a challenge".
"Could have just told me straight, Chris", Dust told him, looking at him, "You didn't really have to cover it all, you know".
"Yea, but come on I don't want to make my image look bad", Chris said, "But yeah, it's a challenge. A non-eliminated challenge. Whoever can get out of that forest with their new guest will win!"
"Does it have to be us too oooor-"
"Nope, just them", Chris said, "I'm going to send out some drones. This is totally going to get me some views. Like lots of them".
"Are you going to question if there's another Chris?"
"I would, but I'm more interested in getting more revenue", Chris said, "I'll question it, once I meet him. For now, time for some fun!"
After Future Chris went off, FIDGET ( From Dust a Elysian Tail ) flew to him, asking, "Uhh, shouldn't you be concerned?"
"About what?"
"About the fact our host is profiting from our friend's demise".
"Eh, I kinda got used to it at this point".
( In the forest ).
Past Chris, and the rest of the future and past contestants were flung out and are now in the forest.
There, they were groaning, pile up, and hardly surviving from the impact of the fall….except for Jose, who is cradled on the ground after landing on a boulder that gave his crotch a severe pain.
AS for Damian, he managed to land on the ground, perfectly and showing no injury whatsoever by using the tree branch to break his fall.
The forest itself was particularly blue, possibly due to it being night and a lake nearby that must've produced some odd coloring.
"Is everyone alright?" Damian asked them, looking at them.
"Uhhh yeah", Reg replied, pulling back his grappling arms, as it wrapped around everyone by accident, "We fine, I guess".
"This is not how I expected it to happen", Past Chris said, "I expected a nice, fun night prank, not this!"
"Be lucky we are still standing, Chris", Ryuko said.
Suddenly, they were all shoved out by Larfleeze, using his orange ring and managing to snatch his lantern, continuing to hug it, "MY SHINY! NOBODY TOUCH MY SHINY! NOBODY BUT ME! ME!"
"Ok, Ok, Ok, sheesh", Ryuko said, getting help from Brendan, "God, and I thought Eddy was this selfish".
"Hey, I may be a money grumbler", Eddy told her, "But I would never act that way".
"Eddy, no offense, but you kinda do sometimes act like that way", Armin said.
"Really? How would you know?"
"I mean...you do act like it whenever you're asleep", Armin said, "All of us know, since we both share the same cabin".
"Ugh, it's soooo weird that we both share cabins", Aqua said, "I would prefer Cruise style than this".
"Speaking of weird, should we ask you about this, oooor..?" Robyn pointed at past Chris and the past cast, as the future cast stare at them, a bit bewildered by what they're seeing, except for Larfleeze, of course and Jose, still on the ground in pain.
"Welp, this is...uhh…" Ryuko scratched her hair, "I don't know what to say about this".
"Yeah, after what we've been through" Armin said, "I'm not sure''weird `` and''awkward `` seem like the perfect reaction right about now".
"Ok, so from what Robin told us, you guys are...from the past, correct?" Shore leave asked them.
"In a way, yes", Past Chris replied.
"Oh….well…...this is awkward".
They awkwardly stare at each other, wondering who's going to break the silence.
It was obvious, as Robyn asked them, "Soooooo...what brings you guys here in the future?"
"That's a good question", Chris said, "You see, it all started-".
"Let me cut in", Ryuko interrupted, "Basically if you know your Chris, he pretty much forces us to prank you guys through similar means of time travel".
"I'm not surprised", Damian remarked, "Considering what we've been through, I wouldn't bluff out he would do something like this, especially something with consequences".
"Tell me about it", Ryuko agreed, "You know, you and I have the same exact thought, kid".
"Really? I actually thought I was the only one who thought so".
"I mean, you're not the only one, Robin", Robyn said, "I'm pretty sure a lot of us can say the same thing about our host".
"Wait a minute, are you guys talking about me?" Past Chris asked, "Oooor-"
All of them: "YOU!"
"Okay, okay, make sense".
"Hold up, can I ask something", Aqua pushed Ryuko out of the way and demanded straight, "Do any of you know who won last season? Because I need to write this down, so I-"
"What?" Robyn asked.
"Aqua, what the freaking hell are you doing?" Ryuko asked Aqua.
"I just wanted to know who won, idiot", Aqua told her, "Besides, it's an alternative future or universe, or whatever the hell this is. I'm sure the outcome would be very different from ours".
"Well it doesn't matter because you aren't going to know jack-sh*t!"
"Oh come on, don't tell me you would do the same thing!"
"I mean….she's not wrong", Eddy agrees, even if he hates to admit, especially from Aqua of all people, "I really need a small prediction, you know. It could be very useful to know not to get into more pain".
"See! Even the midgets agree with me!"
"Hey!"
"It is obvious we need to know the future, otherwise we don't know what our sadistic host is going to come up with soon".
"Even so, I am not gonna allow you to know what your outcome will be", Ryuko told her.
"Ok guys, we can focus on the more important matter", Shoreleave interrupted, "Like how the hell are we going to get back onto the train?"
"Don't worry, I got this button that could take us back to the real past", Chris proceed to put his hand in his pocket, "All I need to do is press it, take us back, and I'll teleport you guys back to your-"
After pulling it out, the button was….destroyed. Shamble, really.
"Train…oh yeah".
They were a little surprised and a little disappointed.
"Welp, seems to me it's up to my future self to fix this", Chris tosses it away from behind.
"And where is our Chris?" Julian asked.
They look up and see in their east distance the train, flying away, until it landed somewhere in an open green area.
"Oh, he lands near the patch of green land", Robyn remarks, "Well this isn't good".
"What do you mean?" Brendan asked.
"Whenever he lands somewhere far in an open area, it indicates it is a challenge", Robyn explains, "In this case, Chris' challenge is probably us getting back to the train".
"And possibly avoiding obstacles he probably set up", Damian added.
"Come on, he's probably sending out a rescue team or something", Armin said.
"Doubt it", Julian told him, "He's no better than yours. I see how terrible and sadistic he is. He even forced me to clean his bed sheets, and I'll tell you, it is not a pleasant experience".
"Ha! Sounds totally like me", Past Chris remarked.
"You know what, since you guys are from the future", Ryuko said, "I already figured you probably got used to him".
"Yeah, pretty much".
"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go", Past Chris gestured to them, but was immediately pushed off by Jose, who was now healed and is now back on his foot.
"I am leading here! Me!" Jose shouted, "Understand!"
"What's his problem?" Armin asked Damian.
"A egocentric, jerk", Damian replied, "That's what he is".
"Ow, you know I'm starting to think making him sign up on my show wasn't a great idea", Chris said.
Suddenly, as they begin their journey, they are startled by three explosions, surrounding them, as Lobo appears above them, swinging his chains and guns, as the motor sound screams in the loud, booming, fire voice.
"Sorry about what happened back there", Lobo tried to apologize, in his own tongue of his, "Can't help but make an unexpected entrance".
"Oh no, not him", Reg mutters.
"Wait, you know him?" Ryuko asked him.
"What the hell is that thing?!" Aqua pointed at him, very scared at that moment.
"The name Lobo!" Lobo introduced himself, "And I'm here to get payback on that pipsqueak down there!"
"I'm kinda confused", Brendan asked, looking at Reg who looked more annoyed than scared, "Why is he after you?"
"It's a long story", Reg replied, "But right now, I think we best be going".
"Ha! You're not going anywhere after I'm done with you!" Lobo shouted, lifting his left arm that gripped his chains, as he swung it at Reg.
Damian managed to use his sword to slice it off, before it could secure the boy.
Then, Shore leave pulled out two pistols and began to aim and fire at Lobo, pressing a button that cued a force shield around his bike, making him laugh.
"Hahahahahahahaha! Wow, you guys learn nothing from our last encounter", Lobo remarked, "I was even thinking of sparing some of you".
"Actually, we did", Damian said, "Bat smoke bomb!"
"Bat...wait, what now?"
Damian pulled out a small capsule, then threw it at him.
A smoke bomb was exploded onto him, causing him to move out of control and unable to see, "Hey! I can't see a gosh darn thing!"
"Now! Let's move!" Damian gestures at them, as they make their way past him, with Julian dragging Larfleeze collar, as they continue to make their way to the train again.
"Ok, I am super confused on what just happened back there", Eddy remarked.
"Just ignore and let's focus on getting back to the train", Damian said, "It's only a few miles ahead".
"Let's hope we don't encounter anything unexpected", Chris said.
"You really have to say that, don't you?" Lammy asked, knowing the predictable outcome from that line.
And right on cue, they stop and quickly dodge from several laser shot, as a voice cried out. A familiar voice to those who were at the Fanfic Mayhem to witness it, "REEEEEEEG! COME OUT AND FACE MEEEEEEEEEE!"
It was MON*STAR! ( From Silverhawks ) riding his chariot, squid ship at them, with a blazing rifle.
"Oh sh*t! It that a**hole again!" Ryuko shouted.
"He's after you too?" Brendan turned to Reg, who was even more annoyed.
"Again, it's a long story that I don't want to talk about", Reg replied.
"YOU ARE GOING TO PAY AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO ME LONG AGO!" Mon*star shouted, continuing to shoot at him, as Reg quickly dodge and pushed Brendan out from the attack.
"For the last time, I don't recall me beating you!" Reg told him, "Can you please just-!"
"SHUT UP! AND FACE MY WRATH!"
Reg sighs, looking at the others, "Are any of you willing to deal with this? I don't even want to kill him".
"I got this", Shore leave replied, pulling out his two pistols again, and pointed up at him, "Take this your tentacle, porn fetish freak!"
He shot at it, which causes it to spiral out of control, as it crash far down away from them, all a while the scream of Mon*star can be heard, "THIS ISN'T THE LAST WE MEET, BOY! I'LL GET MY REVENGE!"
"Well, that takes care of him", Shore leave said, putting the pistol away.
"Nice shot, dude", Chris complimented.
"Thanks, I learn that from all my O.S.I training, especially the part involving-"
"Ok, there's no need to explain yourself, pal", Julian said, "We already get that".
Jose shuddered, "I wish I didn't get that. Once this is all over, I need to invent something to forget about all that".
"Trust me, we all needed one", Robyn said.
When looking around, she soon realized the forest appearance was similar.
In fact, it all started to come back to her, "Wait a second, isn't this the same forest we encounter on Third Earth?"
"Third Earth?" Ryuko asked, "Why the hell are we on Third Earth?"
"Yeah ,it actually does look familiar", Damian looked around, "Did Chris just circle the train around?"
"More importantly, if this is Third Earth", Reg said, coming to a terrible realization, "Then…..that would mean-"
As if things couldn't get any worse, they heard a stomping noise coming behind them, as it revealed itself from the trees being pushed down by the might of the FIST POUNDER! Control by VULTAIRE! Or in a more familiar sense, VULTUREMAN! ( From Thundercats ), as dozens of lizard men appear with their laser rifle and aiming it at them.
"Ok, I'm starting to miss being bullied around by the Kanker Sisters", Eddy remarks, hiding behind Julian.
"This is a joke, right?" Armin asked the future cast, looking both sides, "You guys do experience better in the future, right?"
"Uhhh, not exactly", Lammy replied.
"HAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW! Hello there! Fools!" Vultureman taunt, "Time for a another reeeeematch?!"
"Where are your other pals, Vulture freak?" Damian retorted, "Did they kick you out or what?"
"HAAAARRRGGHHHH! IIIIII I do not neeeeed their inferior minded assistant to crush you!" Vultureman replied, "I am a gentleman of claaaaasss! And I want to take care of you by myself! To show how the might of VULTUREMAN! Can rid the simple minded beings like you! Sooooooo! Time to-"
"Uhhh Vultureman", One of the lizard men speaks.
"WHAT?!"
"They….ran off".
"Whoa! What?!"
Indeed, while Vultureman was doing his weird and slow sounds of his, they took the time to make a run for it.
"Oh….well don't just stand there, after them!" Vultureman shouted, as the whole army chased them.
"Oh god, oh god, I didn't expect this night to be this dangerous", Past Chris said, "I was
planning to prank my future cast, not join them in this life dangerous game!"
"This is how we feel after what you put us through, Chris!" Ryuko told him.
"Please tell me we are near", Lammy said, "At this point, I don't even want to compete anymore!"
Suddenly, two figures jump from the bushes. It was Rodan and Gameha….well, technically the future version of them.
"Hya lady!" Rodan taunt, "Miss us?"
"Oh crud, it's these guys again", Ryuko commented.
"Let me guess, you're after Reg right?" Brendan asked them.
"Actually, we are kinda after Lammy", Gameha clarified.
"Yeah! So step aside or I'll burn you!" As Rodan began to smoke some firing steam out of his mouth, a THUNDERTANK appeared, which landed onto the two unexpected foe.
It was the THUNDERCATS! With TYGRA! PANTHRO! CHEETARA! WILYKIT AND WILYKAT! And SNARF! Jumping out of the vehicle.
"We detect trouble", Tygra then asked, "Is everyone alright?"
"Yeah, we okay", Damian replied, "Thanks".
"Okay, who are you?" Aqua asked them.
"We the Thundercats!" Tygra replied, whispering to Cheetara, "Was that too dramatic?"
"Yeah, that was too dramatic,'' she replied.
"Riiiight", Past Chris said, "And I'm guessing your guys are here because…"
"Correct, the Mutants", Panthro replied, "We detected some suspicious surroundings in this area. We sort of expected you guys to cause some trouble".
"Hey, don't place the blame on us!" Jose told him, "It was that dumb host who put us through this hell!"
"You mean him?" Wilykit asked, pointing at Chris, who was glaring off and whistling, as if it was not his problem.
"Eeeeh, I wouldn't say him", Shore leave said, "I mean, it true, but it not really him because- You know what, we are kinda in a tight schedule here, so would you guys please ignore what you are seeing and just deal with those mutant guys, okay?"
Tygra sighs, "Fine, you may pass. But don't think we still cool after what Chris-"
"Yea, Yea, Yea, we get it", Shore leaves push everyone past them, "Bye now hot shot".
After they were gone, Cheetera ask him, "Did he call you-"
"Yes…", Tygra sighs, facepalming, as the Thunderkittens giggle, "Yes he did".
Back to the cast.
"Oh god, this night couldn't possibly get any worse?" Eddy groaned.
"We are almost there, guys", Damain told them, "Just stay together and make sure none of us cause any trouble".
"You know, it's weird to listen to a kid", Aqua remarks, until Damian swiftly appears in front of her, with his sword out near her chin.
"Got a problem with that?"
"Uhhh no, not really".
"Good", After lowering his sword, they continue onward.
"What is his problem?" Brendan asked Robyn, pointing at him after his aggressive behavior.
"He's...not much of a social type", Robyn replied, "Nor does he tolerate anyone that may annoy him".
"Is he always like this?"
"Sort of, not all the time".
"Hey! What the hell are you doing?!" Jose demanded from Damian, who seemed to be the one in charge of leading the group, which didn't sit well for Jose.
"Helping, what else?"
"I'm supposed to lead here! Not you!"
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't think anyone would volunteer to lead", Damian sarcastically said, "After I save your butt two times back there!"
"Well that doesn't matter! I'm still the team captain here!"
"True, but who has the sword to end a jerk like you!"
"Oh god", Robyn mutters, sighing and getting over there, "Time for me to break up this argument again".
As Robyn approaches the two arguing, Brendan remarks, "Well, they seem like a unique cast".
"If I return, I think I'm already going to kill that brat", Ryuko commented, "He's already pissing me off with his voice".
"Soooooo I got a question", Aqua then asked Shoreleave, "In the future, do you guys have real booze or fake one?"
"Real booze, duh", Shoreleave replied, "Of course there's real booze on the train. How do you expect me to look like this, huh?"
"Well, I….uhhh".
"That's how".
"Speaking of booze", Jose then demanded, being pushed back by Robyn from Damian who had his sword out and was ready to kill him, "How come I'm not allowed to drink any?"
"Because you're underage, along with some of us", Robyn replied, "Well...except for Reg, but I'm not even sure if he counts or not".
"I am resistant to some substance", Reg said, "Honestly, I never delve into that".
"I think it's unfair! I'm the leader, so I deserve to take a taste!"
"Will you shut up!" Ryuko told him, "God, you are even more annoying than Aqua, and that is saying much".
"Hey! I am not annoying!" Aqua protest.
"Oh yeah! Well you…." Jose tries to make a comeback, but seems difficult to come up with one, "Uhh….your hair suck! Ha, how do you like that!"
They all remain silent, as that comeback was just pure weakness.
"I'm kinda wondering how you guys put up with him?" Brendan asked Damian and Robyn.
"It is not easy, really", Robyn replied, "Sometimes you need to get used to the whiny. It can be irritating, but at least it is better than going through some horrifying challenges".
"Speaking of challenges", Past Chris then asked, cutting into their conversation, "What kind of challenges did I come up with for you guys?"
"Chris, or past Chris, do you really expect us to talk?" Damian asked.
"No, I expect you to tell me your trauma", Past Chris said, "That way, I could use it later for a challenge".
"You….are sick, you know that?"
"What can I say, it's a living".
"Hey, since this is probably your guys first encounter with us", Lammy then asked, "How about we play a little game to change the mood".
"Ummm should we worry about that Lobo guy?" Armin asked.
"Don't worry, the smoke won't clear until day", Damian replied, "It's pretty hard stuff to remove it".
"Oh, that's a relief".
"So what kind of game should we play?" Brendan asked.
"Oh I got one", Shoreleave suggest, "It's called, would you rather be. Basically, you choose a role".
"That doesn't sound too bad".
"Yeah, it's less life risking and more chilling", Lammy said, "I like it".
"Ok, let me start", Shoreleave begins, "Would you rather be a Hydra member or a Red Lantern?"
"Uhh, what a Hydra and Red Lantern?" Aqua asked.
"Hydra is a terrorist organization, simialr to the Nazi".
"And as for Red Lanterns, they are basically lanterns powered by anger and rage", Larfleeze added, "Oh, and they also vomit blood. SO BACK AWAY FROM MY SHINY!"
"Ok, I guess that makes sense", Brendan then asked, "Does Hydra do some good or-?"
"No, they are mostly evil", Shoreleave replied, "There's no likely chance for any redemption".
"Does Red Lantern mean evil?"
"I mean, it does, but technically they function similar to other lanterns with the exception for a few, sooo….sort of, maybe".
"Ok, so does Hydra have some cool uniforms?" Eddy asked.
"Totally. They are fabulous. One time when I went to a O.S.I costume party, I dressed up as a Hydra boy scout. It was freaking hot, guys".
"Oh god, the idea of you wearing that makes my stomach hurt", Julian commented.
"Can Red Lanterns be friendly to other lanterns?" Robyn asked.
"I don't know. There seem to be only one, or a few, but that's all I know".
"Are they neutral?"
"I think".
"Are Hydra still part of the Nazi regime?" Jose asked.
"Heh, funny you would ask", Damian sarcastically remarked.
"Ehhh, I think...maybe", Shoreleave said, "I don't know, they mostly admit or deny it, but if I choose I'll say...both".
"Both? That's not a clear answer".
"Well, if you want a clear answer", Damian said to Jose, "How about you go ask them, since you and your father seem to be still-"
"Shut up! Just shut up, will you!"
"Robin", Robyn sighs, "Will you please leave Jose alone. He doesn't want to talk about it".
"What? I'm just spitting facts", Damian states, "I don't see the problem in that".
"Say, what about we move onto a different subject", Lammy suggested, "Like uhhh….ummmm…..I got nothing".
"How about this", Past Chris said, "Each of us tell our biggest secret".
They all look at him silently.
"Eh, pretty good right?"
"Uhhh, I'd rather not talk about my secret", Damian said, keeping his eye ahead and trying to ignore it.
"Yeah, I mean what is there to hide?" Jose said, laughing awkwardly.
"I'll confess", Julian said, "I kinda forgot about my friend Nacho even existing".
"Who's Nacho?" Brendan asked.
"He's my friend. I kinda somehow forgot about him, and I don't know why".
"Can I say something", Larfleeze confessed, "I always wanted a family. Something my jerk pak, Hal told me I don't need! Which isn't true! Also, DON'T LOOK AT MY SHINY LIKE THAT WAY! IT MINE!"
"Huh, that's actually kinda sad", Brendan remarked.
"I know! And I thought I was crazy to believe so!"
"My turn!' Shoreleave confesses, "The truth is I like being a Sphinx member. I don't know why, it's probably the suit, the style, I don't know. It just feels good. Does that sound weird?"
"I don't know what you're talking about", Robyn said.
"Uhhh guys, what's that up in the sky?" Armin pointed, "Because I'm pretty certain it is not the sun or a shooting star".
Indeed, a glowing yellow light appears, revealing itself to be SINESTRO! ( From Green Lantern ).
"Hello Reg" Sinestro tauntly greeted.
"Jesus christ, another one?" Ryuko turned to Reg, who was completely dumbfounded by the amount of enemies targeting Reg, "How many enemies do you have?"
"I wish I didn't have this many", Reg replied, "I would rather be with some obsessed inventor than this".
"Very ironic", Past Chris remarked.
"It seems I may have interrupted what seems to be another chaos ensuing here", Sinestro remarked, "Not surprising, considering how many times I watch you go through more tortuous obstacles".
"Will you please leave me and my friends alone!" Reg told him off.
"Not until I bring order to the universe! An order that you refuse to see!"
"I don't even know what you are talking about! Nor do I care about your order!"
"Ok, I'm kinda scared of what is going to happen for next season", Brendan said, "At this rate, I'm thinking too much.''
"Count me in", Lammy agreed.
"Enough! If you aren't going to comply, then I'll take it from you!"
Sinestro creates what appears to be a yellow dragon coming out from his ring.
Startle, before a fight can begin some green force of a hammer knock Sinestro outta the way, along with his creation.
It was GREEN LANTERN! Aka HAL JORDAN! ( From Green Lantern ).
"Is everyone alright?" Hal asked them down there.
"Yeah, thanks". Damian replied, "We're fine".
"You guys really need to stand up to your host", Hal remarked, "At this rate, I'm kinda thinking of arresting him".
"Well it's not our fault that he kept ignoring our complaints", Damian said.
"UGH! GREEN LANTERN! YOUR HERE TO TAKE MY SHINY AGAIN, AREN'T YOU?!" Larfleeze quickly comes to mind.
"Relax, for the last time I am not here to take your lantern", Hal assure him, "I came here because I was after Sinestro and-"
Before Hal could finish, he was knocked away by Sinestro, who created a bat this time, as Hal retorted back with a sword, battling one another, as the others stood there, watching.
"You aren't going to interfere in my actions, Hal!" Sinestro shouted, "Stay out of this!"
"Hey Larfleeze", Ryuko said to Larfleeze, getting his attention, "Since your a orange lantern I presume, maybe you could probably go up there and kick his a** or something?"
"Uhhh….too busy powering up here", He replied, not interested in fighting.
"Everyone! Go! Leave this guy with me!" Hal told them, as he charge at him with three green swords, as Sinestro created a bat creature with two bat, ready to slam at him.
While a epic fight is going on back there, the cast continue to run.
"Are we almost there yet?" Eddy asked.
"We almost there", Damian replied back, "Just hope we don't encounter more-"
Before he could finish, he was stopped on his track by a laser beam passing by him. They all stop, as laughter can be heard from one of the bushes.
"Great, now what?" Ryuko asked, pulling out her blade.
"NOW IT IS MY TURN!" A figure jumps out of the bushes, to reveal himself none other than SAFARI JOE! ( From Thundercats ).
"Awww crap, it's Safari Joe", Damian said, as he, Shoreleave, and Robyn pull out their signature weapons such as swords, guns, and a bow.
"Ha! Safari Joe has done it again!" Safari Joe said, as he was not the only one here.
"Tell me this is the last guy we encounter, right?" Ryuko asked them.
"Not quite!" Another figure appeared, it was CAPTAIN IRONBEARD! Voice by WILLIAM DAFOE ( From that cancelled Treasure Planet 2 movie ), who has his sword out and his mouth, opening up to reveal its mechanical, cybernetic claws.
Another figure appears. First it was the DEMOLISHER! ( From Thundercats ).
Then came GENERAL GRIEVOUS! ( From Star Wars ) with his four lightsaber, GRUNE THE DESTROYER! ( From Thundercats ), COUNT SUFFER! and NEO!( OC ) coming down from the sky, CAPTAIN SHINER ( From Thundercats ), and the worst of them all…...EGGHEAD! ( From Batman ).
"Oh sh*t" Ryuko remarked, "You gotta be kidding me".
"No, you are not!" Egghead said, holding an egg, "Prepare to face our evil! Hahahahahahhahahahahaha!"
All of the evil enemies laugh, as they surround them.
"Now this would be a good time to use your lantern thing", Ryuko told Larfleeze, but he had fallen asleep already before any of this happened, "Aww crap. Welp, another fight is needed".
"If this is how I'm going to die", Shoreleave said, "I'm gonna make this as sexy and horny as possible".
"Please don't", Jose beg, "I-I don't want to die near someone who is weird".
"Well if this is going to be our end", Lammy said to the five cast members, "It was nice meeting with you guys….except for your Chris".
"Eh, point taken", Past Chris said.
( Outside the open grassy area ).
The future Chris was waiting for the return of his cast.
The rest were standing behind the train, awaiting with both concern and hope.
OWEN ( From Total Drama ) is nervously crunching down an elongated sandwich. A sandwich filled with ham, tomatoes, cheese, and bacon.
NINA CORTEX ( From Crash Bandicoot ) who is quite annoyed by his loud, irritating, gross manners.
"Is it necessary for you to eat every time you are scared?" Nina asked, sarcastically.
"Sorry, I get really hungry whenever I'm worried,'' Owen replied.
"Whatever", She said, "I just hope Jose dies right now. That way, I don't have to deal with his irritating whin-"
"Hey, do you have any ketchup?" Owen asked.
The wait was no more, as Past Chris and the others finally arrived, a bit exhausted and tired from all that happening.
"Well, it seems they finally arrive", Future Chris said, "Lucky for them. And they are all alive!"
"Damn it!" Nina exclaimed.
"Calm down, I was just asking if you have any", Owen said, assuming she meant by his question.
Before he could congratulate them, he was quickly pinned down by Damian, with his sword near the neck of the host.
"I just had enough with you abandoning us and leaving us to die for your sick enjoyment!" Damian said.
"Whoa kid, chill out", Chris assured him, "At least you guys are still alive, so that's good news for ya".
"Umm sorry to interrupt", Past Chris cuts in, "But do you have a technology that could, I don't know, send us back home quicker?"
"Uhhh.."
"If you're wondering, it technically is not like time travel or anything. It's similar, but not really".
"Actually, I do", A figure appears named, DR. PARADOX! ( From Ben 10 ), pulling out a button, "It this! All I need to do is press the button and-"
"Give me that!" Aqua snatched it, "So long, suckers! See ya in the morning!"
After Aqua was gone, he remarked, "Well, she seems like an unpleasant woman, indeed".
"Yeah, she really isn't," Ryuko said to him.
"Welp, no problem anyways", Paradox pulled out another one, "At least I got a spare one, in case some idiot tried to steal one of them".
"Uhh, excuse me Mr. Paradox dude", Future Chris said, "May I do the honor?"
( In Total Drama Into the Fanfic-verse ).
Aqua is seen tied up on a chair, where she is surrounded by the OC villains from across the TD fanfic crossover media.
NAMORA! ( From Total Drama Everything! ) GJIRA! ( From Total Drama Infinite 2 ), LANCE! ( From Total Drama Cosmopolitan Island ),MIZUKI and FENG! ( From Total Drama Neo ), Those color squad teams ( From Total Drama Ultimate Crossover ), the Black Hole Mercenaries ( From here ), and some others.
"Listen guys, I have no idea how I end up here, okay!" Aqua confesses, "I just want to go home!"
"She's probably lying", Lance said, "It's likely she's a spy".
"I say we torture her until she finally tell us the truth", One of them with a black cape, suit, hair, and mustache suggest ( To anyone wondering, his name is Zandrill ).
"For the mercy of myself, I am telling the truth here!" Aqua stated.
Still, none of them seem convinced by her statement.
"Maybe she is telling the truth", Mizuki said.
"Well it doesn't matter", Lance replied, "I'm suggesting we get rid of her, before she could reveal our plans".
Lance is struck back by Namora staff, who said, "You are an imbecile to think you have any chance of taking orders. No, I believe we could use her for something more useful".
Before they could decide, a portal appeared as the future Chris head appeared, as well as his arm grabbing Aqua.
They were startled and shocked, as Chris apologized to them, "Sorry to interrupt, but I need to take this fellow back to her own home. Adios!"
After he was gone, they were left there stunned.
"Ok, what was that?" Feng asked.
( Back in Cruise ).
The interns were playing cards on a wooden table, at the kitchen until a portal appeared, dumping one by one of the five remaining cast, as Past Chris was pushed down by Future Chris.
"Ow! Was that really necessary to push me?" Past Chris asked.
"Uh yeah!" Future Chris said, "Even though you guys did manage to pull an amount of views on my showl, you shouldn't have just crossed into my timeline, dude. That's my idea, dude".
"Fine, I don't even like your time", Past Chris replied, getting up and facing, "It sucks! IN fact, I might as well just cancel my next season! Since it almost killed me! How do you like that?"
"Dude, that's not gonna work. You do know it's an alternative future, right?"
"Yeah, of course. But that doesn't mean I'm still not going to do it".
"Yeeeeeaaah, that's not gonna happen. I don't care if you're my alternative version of me, I'm not gonna make me or you, or whatever cancel a potential season", Chris pulled out what appeared to be some long, tube-like object.
"Uhh, what the heck is that?"
Before Past Chris could ask what it is, he and his five cast were given a bright flash, which wiped out their memory's, only remembering before Past Chris invented his own "Time machine".
Before Future Chris left, he turned to the interns and said, "Do not mention this".
After he left, the interns sat there a bit confused, as the cast and Chris looked back at them, also confused as well.
"Uhhh, what...just happened?" Chris asked, "Was I supposed to do something? Or-?"
"And why am I tied up on a chair?" Aqua asked, looking down, "Not to mention, there's pee on it. I'm confused".
They stood there awkwardly, as the night still thrive on from all that happened in this time alone.
A time that may happen again.
( Back in Total Drama Trainwreck Express ).
After the portal was shut, Chris turned to his fellow cast, "Welp, that was one unexpected turn of events. Seems to me anything could happen".
"You know I'm a bit bum I didn't have time to meet them, you know?" Paradox asked Robyn.
"Yeah, it is a shame", Robyn replied, "But at least they're back home. That's all that matters".
"Well I for one don't care", Jose said.
"So since Robin was the first to make it here", Chris said, "And since he might kill me if I don't give him what he wants, he'll get …."
A stroller was pushed by Julian, which was five stacks of pumpkin pie.
"Pies!" Chris said, "Ok, let's get back on the train, I'm kinda feeling sleepy right about now".
"Oh….goodie", Damian replied, not feeling it, as he headed back to the train. But before he did, he told the others, "You guys can have it, I don't care".
"FINALLY! Real food!" Jose ran toward it, but was pushed back by Larfleeze, as the others only watched.
"Hey! Get back here!" Jose chased after him.
"You know after what just happened tonight", Robyn said to Paradox, "I'm kinda wondering what else we may encounter"."
"Yea, I'm getting a feeling things will get weirder and weirder here", Reg commented.
"Well sometimes life and time can be unpredictable", Paradox replied.
As they and everyone else walk back to the train, Jose and Larfleeze continue to fight over a pie, by pulling it.
"Give it to me! As captain I deserve it!" Jose shouted.
"NO! IT MINE! THEREFORE, IT MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MIIIIIIIINE!"
Well, that something to witness, huh.
But anyways guys, I hope everyone enjoy that little preview. Now to note, this isn't the entire cast for next season. I'm only showing the important one, and plus it doesn't spoiler much on who's here and who's not, so the outcome will be different.
Now as for the bonus chapters, I will regularly publish these, if this story hadn't been updated too long.
But that's all I got for you all. Stay tune for another preview, this time it a interview, and a Q&A special. So send in your question to ask the cast, interns, and host, and I'll see ya around next month. Stay tune!
