This is it, everyone. This is the first or second anniversary for this show! We started off weak, but grow to become something greater.
I thank THEEEEEEEE to all of you.
So let's begin.
It was a calm night in the sea.
The losers were in their cabins. It was a cramp one, having little space and only two bunk beds.
Armin and Eddy were sleeping on the left, while Ryuko and Brendan slept on the right.
Aqua slept on the ground because Ryuko got first dib and kick her off for any comfort at all.
As they're sleeping, a honking noise is heard, causing them to awake.
Eddy fell on the ground, as Brendan asked, "What's going on?"
"Damn it! Chris!" Ryuko swear, figuring it their host disturbing their slumber.
"Oooooooowww! Can a goddess get some sleep!" Aqua shouted.
"Aaaaah! My ears!" Eddy exclaim, covering both of his eyes.
After the honking noise has stopped, Chris enter the room with s grinned, "Hello fellow losers. Today is a happy day for all of us!"
They all groan.
This left Chris in disbelief, asking, "Oh come on, guys? What's the big deal? I say it's going to be a happy day for all of us. You guys sound miserable".
"First off, you woke us up in the middle of the freaking morning!" Ryuko replied, pointing at the alarm clock, "And second, every time you say it's going to be a happy day, it always going to turn out to be a sh*tty day for all of us!"
"Yeah, don't try to fool us right there, Chris", Eddy added, "We know how you work".
"Okay yeah, I may have screw with you guys a lot", Chris replied, "However, this day is going to be special because it's our anniversary day!"
"Anniversary day?" Armin asked, confuse by what he meant, and also not knowing meaning behind it.
"Yep, today you guys, along with me and the interns, are going to celebrate this day with a Q&A from our fans and watchers", Chris explain, "It's going to be fun".
"Soooooo no life risking challenge?" Aqua asked.
"No forcing us to go through another torturous challenge?" Eddy asked, as he and Aqua were standing there in disbelief.
After everything they went through they were expecting more harsh, insane, life risking, absurd challenges, but somehow and right now, it seems as if Chris has a change of heart.
"Nope, it's all going to be a relaxing day for all of us", Chris said, "And plus, the producers will kill me if I don't do any sane and tame challenges after what happen last time. So lucky for you guys, it's not going to be a challenge and no one is going home".
They all sigh in relief, finally getting a breather.
"Oh my god, thank goodness!" Aqua slump down in relief.
"Wow Chris, you actually mean it?" Brendan asked, "Like you aren't kidding or anything, right?"
"Yep, totally mean it", Chris said, "Now get up, take a few showers and breakfast because we are starting the Q&A soon".
Elsewhere in a open room, a wooden table is place with stack of paper cleanly place on the table.
There were many of them.
Chris appear in the center, greeting the camera in front of him, "Hello there, watchers. Welcome to the Q&A special for our anniversary! Where we answer your fans questions!"
Chris then proceed to introduce the cast on the left, "But first, let's introduce your fan favorite, five remaining competitors! Ryuko!"
She appear, giving out a wave and chilling on her chair.
"Aqua!"
Aqua was still sleeping on the table, until a horn blaster through her ear, causing her to wake up.
"Armin!"
Armin shyly wave
"Eddy!"
Eddy gave a pistol finger to his fans and a swift smile, tryin to act cool.
"And lastly, Brendan!"
Brendan wave.
"Now let's move onto our interns!" Chris proceed, "Please welcome Copperhead!"
Copperhead crossed his arm, not giving a single greet. Just a stern face.
"Phantasma!"
She appear, waving and giggling.
"Blue….Doggo….Girl….yea! Give her a applaud!"
She appear, waving and winking as well as creating a word above her antenna which reads, "Hi".
"Jack Frost!"
Jack Frost wave.
"And lastly, the Lunataks!"
The Lunataks all together wave to the camera, grinning all the while.
"Yep, we got everyone here to celebrate our show anniversary!" Chris said, "But before we begin, let us remark everything that our shows has gone through! We're also going to thank to our viewers for everything that happen on this show!"
"Yeah", Ryuko said, "I'll admit, it really appreciate to everyone watching. Despite our condition".
"Heheheh, come on, guys. Act positive! You don't want to make this anniversary gloomy, don't ya?"
"I would…if it wasn't by the fact Aqua and Chris existed".
"Honestly, I think Chris is right", Brendan said, "I think we should all remember this more….fondly and less negative. You know, think a bit more on the positive side of thing".
"Brendan, I like you and all, but I don't think I have enough strength to feel some positive after the hell hole we been through".
"Well the food rewards were at least good", Armin comment, rubbing his arm, "Not the cafeteria one, but somewhat bearable enough to enjoy".
"Right on!" Chris said, puling out a paper, "We got a question from NonedescriptNorbert! This is for the losers. He want to know what their favorite challenge and their favorite person meeting here?"
"Uhhh favorite challenge?" Ryuko asked, puzzle by that question.
"Do we….have to answer that?" Armin asked, "I feel kinda….uncomfortable".
"Remember, be positive", Chris said, "Or else I'll make this a challenge where whoever loses will-"
"Okay, okay, okay, I'll answer it", Ryuko replied, "So uhhhhh mfavorite challenges…ummmm….crud, uhh it has to be…..it has to be the one about me resisting my temper issue"
"Why's that?" Chris asked.
"I…don't know. I guess I could say, it…the least torturous one".
"The least torturous one?" Armin was baffle, "Ryuko, that challenge had me almost suffocated to death. Not to mention, you were almost kill by a literal dragon?!"
"Oh come on, let's not kidd ourselves here!" Aqua cuts in, "She only like that challenge because she try to make me drink alcohol by force!"
"Hey, at least we know your resistance enough! B*tch!"
"Heheheh, okay, uhhh can we move on?" Brendan nervously asked, then replied to the question, "So uhh….favorite challenge? Hmm….I think the sleeping challenge was great. It's easily and less dangerous".
"Yea, I gotta agree with the kid here", Eddy said, "At least that one didn't include me getting beaten a lot….which seem to happen real frequently".
"Armin, what about you?" Ryuko asked Armin, "What your favorite challenge?"
The mere mention of challenge made Armin have a PTSD flashback to everything they went through. The screams and terror, he can feel it in his mind.
"Armin, are you alright?"
"Oh, uhhh…yeah, favorite challenge", Armin got out from his faze, "I'm gonna say….I'm gonna say the fishing one. That one was…a little breather for me".
"Well I for one like the Third Earth challenge", Aqua said, "Because I didn't have to do anything in that one!"
"Ok, moving on with the next question", Chris said, "The next question is for Aqua".
"Oh! It's about me?! Yes!" Aqua was thrilled, so thrilled in fact she had to rub it to Ryuko face, "Look like someone is actually fan of me".
"Oh please, the only one who are "fans" of you are people that only like your a**" Ryuko state.
"Ok, so in this question by Masterkat", Chris begin, "She asked, do you have any regrets on how your play and how you treat others".
This surprises Aqua a little, "Oh, wow…..huh….Sheesh, uhhhh that's a….interesting one. You know, after what I been through, and how I treat my fellow contestants I got to say…NO REGRETS".
"F**k her", Ryuko utter.
"Well, except for one. I probably should've been careful drinking those booze before I realize the horrifying truth. But other than that, none regret at all".
"I really wonder why your "friends" back at home still hang out with you", Brendan said to her.
"First off, I'm a healer", Aqua replied, "And second….that's it, I'm just pretty much their healer, essentially".
"And you never think of using your healing power for us?"
"Yeaaaaah, that's a whole different question I am not willing to answer".
"You know I'm surprise they still haven't find a replacement for you", Ryuko comment, "Consider how much of a b*tch you are".
"Shut up!"
"Ok then, moving on", Chris continue, "Next question, who is the strangest person you have met or encounter on this series?"
"That's a easy one", Ryuko replied, "Torr-I mean, Steam Lad….and the other one".
"What was his name again?"
"I don't know. Onyx, maybe?" Ryuko shrugged it off "Never mind, the truth is these….guys, literally came out of nowhere. I mean, no offense, buuuuut with a kid who can't see and the other being silent, I...have soooo many question".
"For me, it the cat kid and those Silver guys", Armin said, "They were defiantly weird, no offense to them".
"Well I think those guys back there with the weird nose and some guy breathing fire are totally strange to me", Aqua said, "Right beside those weird Blood group guys".
"Honestly, I don't like calling someone strange", Brendan told them, "But if I have to choose, it…..those Black hole guys".
"Who they?" Ryuko asked.
"Oh, just some random group I encounter during that whole multiverse thing", Brendan replied, "I hope we don't see them again".
"To be honest, I find everyone that I encounter the strangest so far", Eddy confess, "Including you guys".
"Awww, that sweet", Chris remark, and continue to read off more questions, "Here's another one, do you still stay contact with your fellow cast".
"If it Mako, then yeah", Ryuko replied, "She's doing alright, I guess. Though I can tell she has some horrific traumatic experience after she got eliminated, based on the tone she made. And I wonder why".
She's indicating that Chris send her off into a terrible dimension before she was rescue. Though where, no one knows.
"To be fair, I wonder the same thing too".
"Hey, at least she's doing fine. I hope Wendy is alright. I haven't heard from her for ages".
Chris then turn his attention to the rest, "What about the rest of you?"
Awkward silent bestowed on them, as no one ever stay in contact with their fellows friends who were eliminated. Partially due to some of them not knowing how phones or modern mailing works ( With the exception of Eddy ).
That, or they completely forgot about contacting them.
"Ok…..then, let's move on", Chris continue, "What's your opinion on the interns?"
"Uhhhh…" Ryuko look at the interns, waiting for some answer.
She mutter, as if she isn't really interested or comfortable of expressing her thoughts. Not to mention, she really didn't care or don't seem to care, so this was difficult for her, along with the others, "Crap, this is hard".
"Well, we waiting!", Luna demanded.
"Ummm…I like the…..I like the blue girl with the antenna", Ryuko replied, "She's cool, I guess".
"Yeah, she's actually the most kindest out of all of them", Brendan added.
"And adorable", Aqua compliment, "Which surprisingly coming from me".
"True, true, at least she isn't scary or weird like the Luna-whatever", Eddy said.
"Hey, watch your word, boy", Chilla hiss at him.
"See what I mean?"
"Let not forget, she's actually nice even if she does contribute to the challenge", Armin added too.
"And at least her torment is more tame than Chris", Ryuko said.
"I testify that, Ryuko", Chris told her.
"So overall, the dog girl here is pretty chill".
The girl gave a thanks to them from her antenna, very happy from the response, as the others interns waited for their compliments.
And waited.
…and waited.
Until Copperhead gave a slight cough.
"Uhhh is there a problem?" Ryuko asked them.
"Yes, where's our response?" Alluro asked.
"Yeah, we deserve some of your thoughts on us too, Tug Mug added, bouncing up and down.
"Oh yeah, you guys….", Brendan replied, then asking Ryuko, "Thoughts?"
"Uhhh…they ok".
"Ok? That's it?!" Jack Frost asked, in very disbelief.
"Yeah, that pretty much it".
"Don't have much to say too", Aqua replied.
"I….agree with everything she said", Armin said.
"No opinion on that", Eddy said.
"I serve you idiots with food!" Copperhead shouted.
"Speaking of which", Chris move on, "Here's another related question, how bad was the food here?"
"Bad? ok, that's a good one", Ryuko answer, "The food here is garbage. Literally garbage".
"Hey! Don't blame me", Copperhead state, "Blame Chris for not shipping any more ration here".
"For a record, I was going to", Chris replied, "But the challenge budget out weight the few, soooo….yeah. Gotta use the good amount of money for something".
"The food….", Brendan shudder, "I don't want to mention how anyone could come up with something so gruesome".
"Well back in my early days, Cobra actually love it", Copperhead claim, then uncertain himself, "I think?"
"Yeah, the food here suck", Aqua said, "I mean, glue frosting and cheetos does not amount to a stew. Unless it include with real booze, then I don't have any complaint".
"I don't like criticizing food that much", Armin said, "Back in my world, you get what you get, but I'm just gonna say it. I-I don't like eating dead rodents. Not even ones with a dash of weird brown sauce".
"Which I'm pretty certain, the sauce is literally sh*t", Ryuko added.
"I….don't have much comment", Eddy said, "Other than, I wish the mash potatoes were real potatoes, not foam".
"Alright, we getting some good results", Chris move on, as Copperhead growl with a fit of rage, "Next question, what are you going to do once you get back home?"
"Therapy", Ryuko answer, "Tons and tons of therapy".
"I could need some alone time", Brendan said, "By myself to….you know, comprehend what just happen".
"Once I get back home, I'm gonna drown myself with real booze", Aqua state, "Like real booooze, I don't care for Kazuma well pay savings, I'm going to waste it all….depends if I win or not".
"Definitely alone time", Armin replied.
"Me too", Eddy added, "I guess if I came back home I'll need to take a long rest. No scam, nothing. Just me and my bed".
"Good response so far", Chris continue, "And here's our last question, what's one experience from this season you never want to live through again".
"Can we….choose all of them?" Ryuko asked.
"Nope, you have to choose one".
"Sh*t….uhhh….I'm gonna say…the whole multiverse, mayhem fiasco".
"For me, it us escaping from a sinking ship", Brendan replied.
"I'm going to go and agree with Brendan here", Armin said, "That was life threatening".
"Honestly, that's more tame compare to the jungle challenge", Eddy told him, "I got literally abandoned and almost kill by Feral Zeke!"
"In my opinion, what I don't what relive through is that whole crossover thing", Aqua said, "That one was terrifying. Did you know what I encounter while I was stuck inside of Starscream?!"
"Yeah, I do not want to know what you saw", Chris said, "But anyways, that wraps up today Q&A!"
"Wait, that's it?!" Chilla asked, with her and the other interns surprise by the lack of any question for them, "Where's our Q&A?"
"Oh, ummmm….I don't know, I guess no one seem to care about you guys".
"What?! You mean bringing us here for a Q&A was pointless?!" Jack Frost asked.
"Yeah, I guess so", Chris replied, "Then again, you aren't as popular as the Infinite interns, Endless interns, and Everything interns".
"Hey, at least we have….uhhhh…..ummm….style!" Phantasma attempt to make her fellow intern friends feel better, but it only made things more embarrassing and worst, "Unlike them".
"Phantasma, please", Alluro said, "Let admit, the unfortunate truth is….we just not as well known to those guys".
"I hate to admit, but that true", Jack Frost agree, along with the others nodding their heads and accepting the harsh reality.
"But anyways, that's all folks!" Chris said to the camera, "To our first Q&A special! I hope these answers satisfy everyone! Because stay tune for more on Total! Drama!"
Before he even gets to finish, a portal suddenly open up above him, which sends down pile of sh*t and trash onto him, as everyone were stunned by the random occurrence of this mess.
Chris lay there, spitting out trash and demanding, "WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPEN?!"
( In Total Drama Endless ).
"Good riddance", Conner said, watching through the TV screen in his room, along with his interns, as he was sitting on his couch, "It a good thing I have my own inter-dimensional canon, bud".
"Was that really necessary to do that?" Yerdy asked.
"Uhh yeah, it call fair games", Conner replied, "Especially since this is a rare occurrence where you gys see me do this".
"Honestly, it sounds a bit out of place, especially coming from you".
"What can I say? At least I'm not as cruel as this version of Chris".
"Wait a second", Peter point out, "How come I get scolded for going to their world in search of a bug, while you get payback?"
"If you were a host like me, you got the power to do anything you want".
"Whatever, I guess".
Well, I guess none of you expected a cameo of Total Drama Endless by NonedescriotNorbert.
So yeah, this was it. I was expecting this to be much longer, but consider I didn't have much questions this is just a relax chapter for the characters to settle down and express their thoughts on the show overall.
I hope everyone were satisfy by this.
I am going to continue on working on the next chapter for Cruise. As for the rest of my spinoff, I am still working on those as well. It just, they are on hold for now.
But anyways, stay tune for more, as there is only about five chapters left, until we wrap this whole thing up ( Minus the bonus chapters ).
Expect some insane stuff happening on Total Drama Cruise! Stay tune!
