Hi guys.
Sup guys, so before we begin the three hangover parter, this is a pre-hangover chapter, giving you the events that are going to be aspired later on.
Now then, let's start with review time.
Thenewsubwayguy: True, my writing does evolve a lot, and Brendan did have a great send off.
TheMasterkat: Indeed, it's always a party whenever Hellboy shows up. He just can't catch a break, sometimes. And I'm sure Ryuko will show Aqua not to be messed with.
Memeking the Third: You got that right, it was truly epic.
NonedescriptNorbert: Totally. I've improved so much from the past few years. But yeah, it is truly one of my best and probably the darkest chapter of this story.
Guest: Nice idea. I'll totally use it for next season.
MonkeyBot54: Yeah, can't believe it too but every story have to end sooner or later.
Guest: Don't worry, I totally got your suggestion. They look pretty good, so far.
Anyways, that's all I got to say. Let's begin!
"Last time on Total Drama Cruise!" Chris recap on the submarine, "The five remaining contestants must compete in a pretty easy challenge. Staying with a creepy guy. All sorts of madness happens, such as when Armin and Eddy are being chased down by some scary, horsemen guy or Aqua having to release a worm. No, seriously. Even the big, red guy himself even stars in that episode. Yep, everything seemed to be going right, until suddenly the castle went down. This leaves Brendan scar, luckily though he doesn't know anything about the lawsuit so that's good. So we finally reached the final four. Who will win NINE MILLION DOLLARS?! And how will this season end, you may ask? Find out now on Total! Drama! Cruise!"
It was a crispy, morning day for the submarine at sea.
In the mess hall, Ryuko sat alone at one long, wooden table.
There she stares at the three stones.
Three pieces to be precise.
Three glowing to her. Showing the light beneath its red core.
They were shattered, alright.
But it kept her wondering where the other pieces were.
Thinking too hard about it, she decided to reflect more on the past months ever since the show has started.
Not wanting to put her focus much on the mysterious stones, she kept pondering more and more about everything.
She has nothing to feel.
She can't feel happiness, nor sadness. Not even anger or relief.
"Well, this is it", Ryuko thought, "The final four. I can't believe I made it this far. I would've wished Mako, Wendy, and Brendan would make it with me. Though I am half glad I don't have to go up against any strong fellows".
She sighs to herself.
She looked around her.
From behind, she sees Armin and Eddy casually talking.
"I'm telling you, once I win the million dollar", Eddy said, "The first thing I'm going to do is confront Kevin and tell him, 'Ha! I told you would make it this far! Who's the loser now, Kevin!' Then after that, I'm going to eat jawbreaker...in front of him...while he's doing his chore".
"Wow, that's...uhhh, kinda cruel, don't you think?"
"It's called harmless payback, Armin", Eddy told him, leaning his arm on the table, "You'll understand once I bring you to my place. After all, you're probably the only guy here I want around for my celebration".
"Well that's nice", Armin said, "Though if I may ask, can I bring friends, Eren and Mikasa to your celebration party?"
"You can bring anyone you like, as long as they see me as a true winner. Well, if I ever win".
"And what if you don't?'
"Pff, I hope not. I made it this far. I'm sure I"ll definitely make it to the final two. Believe me, I can handle anything now".
Statistics, cut to Armin.
"It's great he's all hype up about winning", Armin confesses, "On one hand, it is concerning, as some time being over confident won't end well. But on the other hand, he seems very capable of handling anything. Despite him not being much of a skill guy, besides scamming".
Statistics.
Armin glanced at Ryuko.
Seeing the loneliness coming from her, he got the feeling she needed some company. After all, she has no else left.
Feeling a bit pity, Armin asked Eddy, "Hey, do you think we should invite Ryuko on our side?"
"Why?"
"I mean, you were on the same team as her".
"Oh yeah", Eddy replied, "Eh, why not. She's not annoyingly awful like Aqua".
"Speaking of, I wonder where Aqua is?"
Cuts to Aqua.
Aqua was in the kitchen, with the fridge open. There, she tosses everything out, looking for anything that could be remotely related to booze.
She tosses fruits, vegetables, cans of beans, cheese, etc.
Tons of sauce splatter on the ground and there were two rats fighting over a piece of chest, using their teeth to pull it.
"Damn it! I can't take it anymore! Where the f**k is the booze!" Aqua shouted, "I am not going to celebrate if I don't have any booze in my mouth!"
Statics, cut to Aqua.
"I'm proud I made it this far", Aqua states, "There's no way I am going to lose. No way! I made it this far based on my skills, my charismatic...skill...oh, and also my intelligence, of course. My, I can't wait to see my friends back at home react when I bring in the nine million dollar".
Statistics.
Cutting back to Ryuko, as she is still looking at the stones she hears a voice calling out to her.
"Hey Ryuko!"
She turns to see Armin, waving at her with a smile, with Eddy flexing his arm out and kissing it, filled with more confidence than ever and a little egocentric.
"Uhh hey, Ryuko. Want to have a seat with us?" Armin asked.
But before she could respond, a loud speaker interrupted, which caused Eddy to fall on the ground, "ATTENTION FINAL FOURS! MEET ME AT THE MAIN BAY! I GOT A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!"
"Grr, he really loves his loudspeaker", Ryuko mutters, as she gets up and leaves, not before replying to Armin, "Sorry Armin, gotta go you know what".
"Oh, it..it alright", Armin replied, as Eddy got up with a complete daze, "Guess we better get going now".
"YEAH! YOU BETTER GET GOING NOW, LOSERS!" Chris once again spoke.
And once again, Eddy fell back on the ground.
In the main control bay, the four contestants stood as Chris began his announcement to his fellow contestants.
"Sup guys", Chris began, "Congrats the both of you for making it to the final four! After all the hardship you guys have been through I decided that today will be a celebration day!"
Instead of a reaction, the four contestants look at each other and then look back at him with blank looks.
Chris, holding his smile and excitement, dropped it and was confused, "No excitement, huh? Wow, you guys are really dead inside, aren't ya?"
"Isn't it obvious?" Ryuko asked, sarcastically.
Avoiding an awkward scene, Chris continues with his hand pressed together, "Alright then, let's move onto something important. So today, you, my interns, and I are going to celebrate this special day with a special guest star".
"Woah, you really are pulling out some huge surprise here, Chris", Ryuko sarcastically commented, with her arms crossed, "I wonder who's going to be. Oh, let me guess. It's going to be some random, insane, mad man who's going to kill us all, isn't it?"
"Ha! Oh Ryuko, you really cracking me up here", Chris chuckled, causing Ryuko to scowl at him, "But anyways, it is someone. And that someone is going to help us brighten this day with smiles and laughter".
"You mean your smile and laughter", Eddy points out, even though he has the same tone as Ryuko.
"Correct!" Chris said, "Please welcome our special guest star! And possibly our new intern...Lydia!"
Lydia is a little girl, having pale skin, red cape, hood, and robe ( Which has a spider like web design to it ), and black hair.
She looks at Chris, saying, "I hope I earn more worth after what I'm going to do, Mclean".
"Hey, as long as your friend is super wild as said on your application, you'll get what you earn".
"Seriously?" Aqua asked, "This is the special guest star you mention? A little girl with a poorly made Spider man costume?"
"How do you know Spider man?"
"Television, duh".
"So you're the guys I am going to entertain?" Lydia remarked, looking at the contestants, "Wow, you guys look dead inside".
"We are", Ryuko replied, "Thanks for noticing that".
"You know, I'm starting to feel bad for ya. Consider how my friend is".
"Ok then, enough wasting time", Chris said, then looking down at Lydia, "Now how do we summon this guy named Beetlejuice, little girl?"
"That's easy".
Cut to a few hours later, a wooden table has been set up.
The entire main bridge was dark, only illuminated by one candle in the center.
Everyone was there, including the interns. Surrounding the table, as Lydia prepares herself to summon the great entity itself. Beetlejuice.
"Am I the only one nervous around here?" Jack Frost asked his fellow interns, looking at them, "Seriously, I'm not the only one, am I?"
"Heheheheheheh, boy are you late to the party on this one", Phantasma said, referring to Jack Frost not getting use to the oddity of this show.
Ryuko sighs, "I can tell this isn't going to be fun".
"Come on, cheer up", Armin said, trying to brim some comfort to her, "It might not be too bad"
"Ok, what do we do here?" Chris asked Lydia, "Do we need to sacrifice something, drink some weird potion, or-"
"No, I just need to call out his name three times", She replied.
"Wait, that's it?"
She nodded.
"Oooh...then what's the point of me setting this whole thing up?"
"Eh, it's the mood. Sometimes it is a requirement to make the scene eerie whenever I summon him. It's quite comfortable".
"I don't know", Eddy commented, "Seems like a waste of time to me".
"Anyways", Chris said, "Shall you..ahem, begin?"
"Ok, but I must warn you. He is a little...reckless, to put it kindly".
And so she did, looking at the flare of the fire.
As the candle flickers and the coldness linger through everyone, she begins to speak. Calling out his name, with her tone growing bigger and bigger, "Beetlejuice...Beetlejuice! BEETLEJUICE!"
After the three names were spoken, the fire turned into a blue, greenish flare.
Then suddenly, the entire submarine shook and rumbled, as the flame of the candle shot out, emitting more and more light into the darkness of the room.
Everyone backs away, as the candle continues to spur out more flames up in the ceiling.
Just then, they heard laughter coming from it.
It becomes louder and louder, until finally a figure pops out.
Floating in the air and shouting, "WOOHOO! OH YA! BEETLEJUICE HAS AWOKEN!"
The contestants and the interns were shocked to see this...except Ryuko.
"...that's it, I'm out", Ryuko said, already knowing where it was going. She wastes no time to leave.
Unfortunately, she is stopped by a cane strapping her waist and pulling her down, done by Beetlejuice himself, "Aha! Woah there! Party hasn't started, lady".
She struggles, trying to slip out of her tangled mess, with Beetlejuice remarking to Chris, "She's a rough one, isn't she?"
"Eh, pretty much", He replied, "Now mister Beetlejuice, dude. I heard you're known for embracing insanity and absurdity, correct?"
"Absurdity! I can do anything absurd!" Beetlejuice said, as he pulled off his head and popped another one out, looking practically the same.
He then tosses it to Eddy, which knocks him out as if the head is made out of a boiling ball.
"So I was wondering if you can help us to celebrate the final four with my fellow contestants. What do you say?"
As he asked this, Beetlejuice pulled out a cigar and lit it up by a match, smoking and replying as he tossed it away on Armin head, which suddenly engulfed him into flames, screaming and running around, as Blue girl quickly ran for an extinguisher.
"Sure thing buddy", He shook Chris hand, causing Chris to be affected by a huge shake until it finally stopped, "I'll give you the most wonderful, insane, absurd, and crazy mess of a show!"
"Good to hear".
"First, I need all of you to drink this!" Beeltejuice pulls out a bottle, containing a skull label on it.
"Uhh, are you sure it's not alcohol?" Chris asked, "Because I do not want to get into illegal trouble".
"Relax! It's just a fun potion", Beeltejuice assured him, showing a warning label, "See! Totally safe".
"In other words, way worse than safe", Lydia told him.
As Beetlejuice pops the lit out, releasing several skulls and spider stench from it.
Armin, meanwhile, is being saved by Blue girl but still remains on the ground, all burned up, crispy, and having a frozen expression, all while white puffs begin to spray on him.
"Now then, let us commence!" Beetlejuice shouted, proceeding to bring out a hose and put it onto the lit.
Then he sprayed it onto everyone.
"Aww dude, seriously?!" Chris asked, "I thought you said we were supposed to drink it?"
"Really?" Beetlejuice asked, acting surprised by this, "Whoops, guess I misread it".
"Awww my eyes", Ryuko muttered, rubbing her eyes, "What did you put in it? Lemon?"
"So when's the whole crazy thing begin, anyways?" Aqua asked, "Because I'm feeling nothing right about now".
"Oh, you'll feel it soon", He replied, with everything becoming blurry and expansion, with his voice beginning to be distorted, "It should come around three, two, ooooonnnneeeee..."
'What the fu-?" Before Ryuko could finish, soon everything was distorted.
Things begin to be bubbling.
The entire wall stretches upward, the floor begins to sink down, and everyone begins to feel a tense transformation.
Going from their normal appearance to a more exaggerated and crude, scribble drawing.
Red, green, and purple flashes onto them, as they stare with astonishment and awe.
Confusion begins to erupt to some of them, as soon everything begins to crack open, revealing a rotoscoping man, clad in green and white, dressed with a coat and long pants, and having long hair reaching its neck, with visible face but red eyes.
It also seems to be playing a guitar.
Using it's finger to brush and swing the harsh, metal beat while singing in a loud, roaring voice:
"UNLIKE THE DEVIL!
I'VE NEVER SEEN THE FACE OF GOD!
SWEET MR, JESUS INFECTED ON MY SKIN!
DEMONS SURROUND YOU, I'M CRAWLING ON THE FLOOR!
SING FOR ANOTHER, ANOTHER TASTE OF LIFE!"
Soon another second singer is heard, this time it was cold and deep but maintaining a roaring voice. It's coming from a pure white figure, moving rapidly with it head shaking down with long, silk hair as it footstep causes the scribble figure to run around in terror:
"BORN TO KILL...
BLACK, BLUE, BLOODY FINGER
ALL GONE TO HELL
BEEN TIME TO FACE THIS WHEEL NOW FILTHY SMOOOOOTH
I'LL TELL THE PUSSY CATS AN ULTRA PLAN
I'LL BLOW IT ALL AWAY" .
Then the repeated line of "It's alive" is heard, repeated over and over and over again, included with more rambles.
Beetlejuice is seen dancing on top of the green figure, moving its hips and pretending to play a guitar.
Then the holes inside the guitar began to pour out pink liquid, which flooded everyone and everything around this vast, dark and green land.
Lydia paddle by on a boat, as bubbles begin to pop out, revealing cash, cards, dice, and poker.
Sounds of giant champagne popping is heard, spurring more foam into the flood.
Dozens of giant dice begin to rain down, as all the scribble figures swim out of the way.
Two of them swam until they fell into the champagne, as it shook and shot the two of them into the sky, where fireworks began to happen.
Fireworks, with one dropping down a bomb which exploded, ending everything in blackness, showing the last of the hype die down with sparks of dice and champagne.
( Note: If anyone is wondering what song I use here, it Ratfinks, Suicide, Tanks and Cannibal Girls by White Zombie ).
Dreary.
Sense of dreary.
He groaned and felt the need to open his eyes.
Chris' vision was blurry, but not too blurry for him not to see himself tied up on a chair.
He moved but was unable to get out.
He can only feel the light shining onto him.
"Wha-what happened?" Chris asked himself, "Where am I?"
"Uhhh...I'm beginning to need a treat, right about now".
He heard a voice familiar to him.
Although he cannot turn around, he knew exactly who this man was, "Beetlejuice?"
"Chris? Oh boy, is it morning already?"
"Dude, what just happened? Why are we tied up, and where are we?"
"Hmm...don't look like our room here".
"Hello...Chris", A voice can be heard.
A voice sounding similar to Darth Vader, which startled the already confused Chris Mclean, "We were expecting you".
"Uhhh...what's going on here? Is this a torture spoof thing because I am not into this".
"Chris, you are here for a number of reasons".
"...tax evasion?"
"No"
"Breaking into an illegal military facility?'
"Uhh...no", The voice continue, "You are here because of your countless crime of-"
"Wait a minute, I recognize that voice", Chris said, "That's literally a cheap knockoff of a Darth Vader mask!"
"Huh?"
"Which only means one thing", Chris continued, "You're me from that other reality!"
"Uhhh...what are you talking about?"
"Don't pretend, pal. I know you're just putting up that sham as a way to intimate me. Don't think I forgot that mask you own when I break into your cabin".
"Wait?! You break into my cabin?!"
Then there was a sigh, which told the other voice, "Chris, enough. It's time we reveal ourselves".
Soon the light is turned on.
Chris gasps at the sight of it.
He was now in the Aftermath stage show. Or what's left of it, as it seems there are many trash splatter throughout, the furniture, seats, stands, and table seem to be damaged, and there seems to be a limousine hanging from above, caught and strapped by the backstage light wires.
But the most surprising of it all is his captors.
There was Katakuri and Charlie, along with the Aftermath show gang. Ones that were eliminated from their show. They are from Total Drama Infinite.
Then right beside them is Total Drama Everything Chris, along with his contestants.
And last and not least is Conner from Total Drama Endless.
They were not happy. Gathering around and looking at Chris grudgingly.
"whoa! Well, heheheheh...hey, it...uhhh...it you guys", Chris nervously said, "From the...uhhh..other reality TV shows that I...visit...regularly. Man, you guys look super pissed".
"Yes...regularly", TDE Chris said, "BY DESTROYING PROPERTY AND GRAFFITI MY ISLAND!"
"Not to mention, putting our fanfic on a long hiatus because of you!" TDE Deadpool mention, "Seriously, it been sooooo long since our fic has been updated!"
"Wait, that's the reason? I actually assume it's because of your host being lazy or something".
"Shut up! Me!" TDE Chris shouted.
"Come on, guys", TDC Chris said, "It's all fun and games. Now can someone please tell me what happened? Because I think I just black out from all that sudden acid party".
"You really don't remember, huh?" Katakuri asked, looking intensely at him.
"Uhhh..."
( Flashback ).
"Ok, ok, what is it you want me to see?" Katakuri asked, being pulled by Charlie.
Once they are now with a large gathering of shock contestants, Katakuri gasps at the sight of it.
"WHAT THE F**K?!"
The entire Aftermath stage was in disarray.
As the unconscious Chris lay face forward on the ground and a dazed Beetlejuice laying on the couch, until vomiting and falling on the ground.
Katakuri was now pissed more than ever.
"Wha..what just happened here?" Aqua asked them, completely in disbelief.
"I don't know", 18 remarks, "Seems to me someone just crashed down here from a thrill ride".
"And I think we know who", Max said, looking at the unconscious Chris on the ground.
"Chris?"
"Total Drama Cruise, to be precise", Mae added.
This causes Katakuri to sigh and rub his forehead, looking down at the worried Charlie.
"Charlie, get everyone who ever got a prank from this jerk", Katakuri told her, "I think we need a little chat with him".
( Flashback ended ).
"Oh yeah", TDC Chris remembered, "Now I remember. Man, was that a fun ride I just had. Welp, sorry to crash into your world but I have something to do, soooo...QUICK! BEETLEJUICE! SNAP US OUT OF HERE!"
"Can't", Beetlejuice reply, burping, "Too wasted".
"Darn it!"
"Chris, you aren't going anywhere", Katakuri told him, "until you tell us where Wendy is!"
"Wendy...who? You mean the red hair one?"
"Yeah, who the hell is Wendy? TDE Chris asked, "Your burger? Did you lose your Wendy burger or something?"
"No, I'm referring to one of our friends having been missing for a day or two", Katakuri said, "And I'm assuming that Chris must be behind it".
"Wait, you think I stole one of your friends?" TDC Chris asked, "That's it?"
"Actually, no", Conner stepped in, "We all gather here to get payback from your countless pranking".
"Payback? For what?! You already prank me back on the Q&A special! Isn't that enough?"
"Actually, that was enough", Conan told him, "Until today, that is".
( Flashback again ).
Conan is seen on a grassy field, looking up at his shuttle.
His shuttle has graffiti on it which shows a finger flipping him off, with stains on it. Ranging from brown and yellow.
Then right next to it is Chris signature, which read, "By your truly best host".
Conan sighs, "And this is why I feel more sorry for his cast".
( Flashback ended ).
"Oh, and also because one of my interns is missing too", Conan mentioned, "Chewbacca is back on the ship cleaning your mess, and my other two are off on vacation. As for Peter, I have no clue where he is".
"Did you try checking your safe?" TDC Chris asked, "Sometimes the interns would usually steal something, indicating they probably left".
"Enough with this", Katakuri said, "Chris, you're going to tell us what you did to Wendy, right now! Where is she?!"
"Look, I have no freaking clue where your friend is", TDC Chris told him, "Nor do I care. So GET ME OUT OF THIS, WILL YA?!"
"Katakuri, he's probably telling the truth", Charlie told him.
"See! Even the clown gets it", TDC Chris added.
"Clown?!" Charlie asked, feeling offended.
"No offense young lady but I'm not sure what you're supposed to be".
"I'm a demon".
"Yeah...demon...probably a rejected, circus clown one. Or better yet, a comedic schtick. Thank goodness I got Alastor dude. He seems more scary and cool than..whatever she is".
"Oh, that is it!" Katakuri, feeling at this rate having nothing to pull back, was ready to punch him if not for the interference by JFK and 18, grabbing both his hand and trying to pull him back.
"Woah, take it easy, pal", 18 told him.
"Now listen, mister me", TDE Chris said to him, or himself, actually, "Here's the deal. We aren't going to free you, until you A. pay us back with all the pranks you just did; Or B. we do the payback ourselves. What will it be?"
Chris thought this over, "Hmmm...well, I'm not the type to give away money that easy".
"True, true. Can't deny that".
"So I'm going with option B".
"Wait, seriously?" Webby asked, "You aren't going to struggle or refuse our option?'
"Eh, I'm certain you guys aren't going to come up with something that'll guarantee satisfaction from punishing me. Not in a sexual, fetish way, tho".
"Oh, we'll come up with something terrible for you!" Deadpool states, pointing at him.
Then he looked at the others and asked, "Uhh does anyone have ideas?"
"Gosh, I didn't think he'll pick any of those options", Po commented.
"Yeah, I was expecting him to beg or do something like that", Sly Cooper said.
"So what now?" Max asked all of them, while holding a bat, "Are we going to beat his a** or what?"
"Hold it", Charlie said, "We aren't going to resort to violence. That wouldn't make us better than he is".
"Correct", TDC Chris said, "Not sure if you're referring to me or my other self".
"Why not ask this Chris?" Dororo asked, looking at TDE Chris, "Maybe he might come up with something, considering he's identical to this Chris".
"Yeah, that might be a problem", TDE Chris replied, "I don't have enough juice to come up with an idea. Mainly because I'm still setting up the obstacles in my world and trying to fix the damage done by myself from another world!"
"Which I may add, again, that may explain our fic severe update problem", Deadpool cuts in, "Minus other things but still".
"Can I ask something", TDC Chris began, "Where's the other Chrises? I expected to see Total Drama Neo Chris or Total Drama: Ultimate Island Chris".
"Neo Chris is busy dealing with the ninja incident", Conner explained, "As for the Ultimate Island one...let just say, with a huge cast it is no wonder Chris hasn't gone insane yet. Plus, he's busy with a challenge, soooo...there's that''.
"Oh, that's too bad", TDC Chris replied, "Because I would've preferred meeting them than this version of me".
"Oh, why you!" TDE Chris was ready to tackle him, but was quickly restrained back by Sebastian and Snake eyes.
"This is a waste of time", Rukia said, "Let's just put him in an obstacle course and give him a piece of his own medicine".
"That could work", Spinel seems to like, including some.
"Yeah, I kinda like that idea", Mae added.
"But who's going to bring justice to him?" Reg asked them all, "None of us seem to be willing to do it".
"Uhhh hello, have you forgotten that all of us were pranks during the Aftermath show?" Max mentioned, "If you ask me, I should do it".
"Not pranks", TDC Chris claimed, "More like, a surprise apology".
"That's your definition of a surprise? A cake filled with snakes?!" Katakuri asked, in disbelief.
"Uhh...yeah. I mean, wouldn't your version do the same. I do these kinds of things tons of times for my contestants".
"God, how can they put up with you?" Conner asked, "You clearly show no remorse from any of your actions".
"That's because I'm cool".
"Great, can your ego possibly go further?" Mae asked, sarcastically.
"Wait, I got it!" TDE Chris then proceeds to use his finger to blow something.
Soon, Wakko, Yakko, and Dot appear, standing upright and saluting, awaiting for order.
"Warners! There you are", TDE Chris said, "I got a special job for you guys".
As TDE Chris whispered to the both of them, they then nodded to each and ran up to TDC Chris, who soon remembered them.
"Hello! Remember us?" Yakko asked him, which terrified the TDC Chris.
"Oooooh no", TDC Chris said, "No! Not you guys!"
Indeed, it fears Chris more.
More so than anything he had ever encountered so far.
"Guess he still remembers us", Wakko said, looking at Yakko and Dot with his tongue sticking out.
"Awww, he still hasn't forgotten about our fun time together", Dot sarcastically commented.
"Strap yourself in, Chris!" Yakko said, as soon as he said that the TDC Chris was strapped in a wheelchair.
Then he is pushed by the Warner brothers and sister, with Yakko saying, "Because we got tons of fun stuff to show you!"
"No! No! I'll take it back! I'll repay you! I'll repay you!" TDC Chris screams, as he is strolling away into the flapping doors.
"What are they going to do with him?" Webby asked TDE Chris.
Who replied, "Let's just say something unpleasant".
"Soooo what are we going to do with him?" 18 asked, pointing at Beetlejuice who began to flirt next to her.
"Hey baby, nice pants you're wearing", Beetlejuice commented, looking at her with a grin, "Want a tiny kiss by me?'
18, being already annoyed, kicked him off the stage.
( In Florida ).
The sun shines as the crowd of people walk in and out of the gateway from which it leads to the world of magic.
And that magic is Disneyland.
Crowds of people, ranging from family to group of friends or even manchilds, began to be filled with excitement and relief to enjoy something inside these gates.
Cars pass by, with more and more parking near the gates.
It is a special event, as there are people taking photos with family and friends, people fighting for random reasons, and so much more.
Out the gates were Chris interns, including Lydia.
They wore caps with Donald Duck's face on them.
They are holding bags and drinks, with Mickey Mouse logo plaster on everything.
Enjoying and laughing together they completely neglect the existence of Chris, as they seem more fond of what happened today than where Chris is.
"That was amazing", Alluro remarked, "It no wonder they call this the happiest land on Earth".
"Heheheheheheheh! I especially love the haunted house one!" Phantasma added, "That voice gives me some flattering emotion right about now".
"And can we talk about the food there", Tug Mug said, "It's delicious".
"How come we didn't think of taking this place over" Red eye said, as he took one slurp from his drink.
"Heh, you guys are fun to hang out with", Lydia told them.
"Better than Chris Mclean", Luna said, "Kinda think of it, where is our host?"
"He's probably still in the hotel", Lydia replied, "Both seem to be deep sleepers".
"Too bad", Chilla said, wearing Mickey sunglasses, "He's missing all the fun around here".
"WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU GUYS?!"
They turn around to hear a familiar voice and see Chris, marching his way at them with a disgruntled look at it, as he is filled with cans, green and white slime, and a dose of paper, as it seems he has been dropped into a trash dumpster.
Along with him is Beetlejuice, who is seen drinking a Mcdonald shake, casually walking by.
"Whoa, Chris! There you are", Lydia said, "And Beetlejuice as well. You guys seem...like you've been through some things".
"Oh, we did, alright", Chris told them, "I got captured by other reality shows because of my pranks. Next thing I know, I got torture by whatever those freaks are and got drop down into a trash dumpster next to Mcdonald! Also, where were you guys!"
"Oh, uhhh...we were..." Jack Frost try to come up of a excuse, not wanting to feel the backlash by his own boss, "Uhhh...we were dealing some huge business like...fighting off dragons and-"
"Shut up, just forget it", Chilla said, "We were at Disneyland, alright".
"You WHAT?!" Chris asked, demanding an explanation, "Without me?!"
"Now don't get too bad", Copperhead assured him, "We were thinking of saving you but we kinda forgot about it half way through one of the rides".
"And none of you woke me up before?!"
"Hey don't blame us", Luna said, "It's your fault for making up a rule where we can't interrupt your sleep, host!"
This causes Chris to groan out of frustration but quickly calm himself down, "Alright, alright, let's just move on already so I can take a shower and get in touch with my final fours...wait a minute, where is our final four?"
"I don't know" Lydia told him, "I actually thought they were with you".
"Oh yeah! Now I remember!" Beetlejuice said, "Chris already set up today's challenge".
"Wait...I did?" Chris asked, scratching his head, quite puzzled by it, "Huh, I don't remember. What's the challenge about?"
"Uhh...something about meeting you on a tropical island or something like that. With one competitor making it would choose their finalist".
Chris sighs, feeling exhausted, "Alright, let's go...find a random island and wait until the competitors arrive to see who makes it first. But first! I need some therapy after what I witnessed so far".
"What did you witness?" Lydia asked.
"...something more terrifying than any Lovecraftian monsters alone".
Well, that wraps up on what just happened before we delve right into the three parter epic hangover three parter.
Each part will focus on the contestants whereabouts.
Some will be harder, while others...yeah, it is going to be much harder for them to get through.
There's going to be lots of world building, lots of cameos, and lots of lore.
The next chapter is going to be mainly focus on Ryuko and Armin, as they must go through everything that hits at them such as escaping from the return of the Black Hole Mercenaries! Dealing with illegal substances in the black market, arena fighting, and so much so!
Now then, for here on out I am going to finish this story once and for all. Meaning I am going to put all my spin offs on hiatus, until I finish wrapping this up, or even update the first new chapter for next season.
Also, here's a update on the cast so far for next season ( I'm also including the old one, in case if anyone forgot ):
Damian Wayne Aka Robin ( Batman ).
Claude Frollo ( Hunchback of Notre Dame ).
Robyn ( Wolfwalkers ).
Toiletnator ( Codename: Kid Next Door ).
Brick ( Total Drama ).
Owen ( Total Drama ).
Ella ( Total Drama ).
Ray ( Archer ).
Jay Sherman ( The Critic ).
Muscle Man ( Regular Show ).
Zoro ( One Piece ).
Yamcha ( Dragon Ball ).
Reg ( Made in Abyss ).
Hyakkimaru ( Dororo ).
Megumin ( Konosuba ).
Snidely Whiplash ( Rocky and Bullwinkle ).
Alucard ( Hellsing ).
Hades ( Hercules ).
Eggman ( Sonic ).
Jose ( Cybersix ).
Zoe Drake ( Dinosaur King ).
Charlotte ( Making Fiends ).
Josuke ( Jojo Bizzare Adventure ).
Conker ( Conker's Bad Fur Day ).
Lammy ( Um Jammer Lammy ).
JFK ( Clone High ).
Shore Leave ( Venture Bros ).
Miko Kubota ( Glitch Tech ).
Dust ( Dust: An Elysian Tail ).
Toko Fukawa ( Danganronpa ).
Wolverine ( X-Men ).
Loona ( Helluva Hell ).
Larfleeze ( Green Lantern ).
Yao ( Mulan ).
Professor Paradox ( Ben 10 ).
Stan Smith ( American Dad ).
Wilhelmina Bertha Packard ( Atlantis the Lost Empire ).
Punching Judy ( Ok Ko! ).
Wimpy ( Popeye ).
Pumyra ( Thundercats ).
New:
Tiff ( Kirby ).
Cheng Xiaoshan ( Link Click ).
Coachmen ( Pinocchio ).
Satsuki ( Kill La Kill ).
Debbie Thornberry ( The Wild Thornberries ).
And if anyone is wondering what's the name for next season, I call it Total Drama Trainwreck Express.
That's all I have with you today, folks.
Please add any more contestants through PM or review.
If anyone has challenge ideas for next season, do just that.
Anyways, see ya later, everyone.
