Mario Kart Crisis
Disclaimer: Mario Kart is a great series, but I don't own it. Do you? No, you don't. So there.
A/N: Okay. Free time to work on this today. Just finished one story, so am kind of pumped. I should get Mario Kart music for this instead of listening to Chrono Trigger. Hm, oh well. Anyways, the character (quite mouthy, she gets out of hand…) Shiran has been introduced. Where should we go next…? Thinking. Off to go get Mario Kart DS! That's right--I'm looking for a track right now instead of planning ahead! It's live! Okay, Frappe Snowland is a go!
Chapter 2: Frappe Forever
Three more dead. It just seemed extremely wrong that people died in such a beautiful area; it was almost picturesque, except the deaths stained the once-pristine snow into a red slush. Frappe Snowland. It wasn't fair. Water supply was cut off, and just when people thought it was safe to go after the karts had passed, some jerk in last place whizzed by, and then the karts competing for first came. People tried to pass, and people lost their ass. It was now a common saying in Frappe Snowland. And one had just said these words…
"Jeez. 'People try to pass, people lose their ass' all right." a boy said. He was around the age of fifteen, and looked rather unhealthy. Could you blame him? Karts whizzing here, and over there--oh, and don't forget that spot, too! It was just terrible.
"You really shouldn't swear so much." An innocent looking pink-haired girl scolded.
"But, I mean stupid Wario needs to get in first. And this person…" Waluigi passed by, and the bow kicked the car. It spun into Wario, and then into Luigi. He continued, "Annoys me."
"Tahjra!" the girl yelled, "What do you think you're doing!"
"We need water, Redsia!" the boy yelled back, "These people aren't helping!" One person, with brown hair and a yellow dress, pulled to a stop. And she was in first. She took a bucket Tahjra was holding and drove over to a well. Pumping the water from it, she notice the other racers.
"Throw it to me! Hurry!" She slide the bucket across the ice, and the boy stood there.
"What?"
The other racers were getting closer.
"NOW! THROW IT NOW! HURRY! PLEASE!"
The pink-haired girl stole the bucket from Tahjra's grip and tossed it. The woman pumped quicker, and once the container was full with water, she slid it over. Wario, somehow in first now (thank to some sort of miracle) yelled over to the woman.
"Daisy! What the hella yer doing!"
"My kart screwed up!" the person, Princess Daisy, pretended her kart was broken. Kicking it a couple of times as Wario passed, R.O.B. came over.
"Broken? How is that so?"
"Oh, never mind! That last kick did it!" Daisy yelled. R.O.B. shrugged as much as a robot could and then left.
"Why?" Tahjra asked.
"Please don't tell anyone. If the Mario Kart Organization finds out I'm losing on purpose, they'll--"
"What?" Redsia asked, picking up one of the buckets.
"They'll kick me out! And I won't be able to--" the princess of Sarasland shut up momentarily and got in her kart. As Waluigi, in second-to-last place passed by, she pressed on the gas pedal just enough to make it look like she was going very slow. As he passed, she yelled back, "I won't be able to race! Meet me here at night later on, I'll help you more!"
"But the wolves--" Tahjra shouted.
"They're fine! I've got a few of these I could shove right up--"
"Point taken!" Redsia cut off, "You are all so vulgar…"
"Just meet me here! The wolves got for the well, right? Then when it gets dark! Immediately!" Daisy revved off and continued to race.
"Why was she nice to us…?" Redsia asked, "She even got us enough water for our families…"
"I don't know. But we've got to ration this. We haven't had water in three days; but we can't waste it by nightfall. Let's go, Redsia."
"Okay…"
They heard a growl. It was still daylight. Wolves weren't supposed to…
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Daisy stopped for a minute. She had the worst feeling that…oh no. Those kids…Please. No. She had to do something. But wha--her thoughts were cut off by Waluigi running into her, and she saw her opening. Spinning her kart on the ice, Daisy pretended to swerve. Her Kart hit the water, and she plunged in as well. Cold. Intensely cold. Luckily the well's wasn't like this. A Lakitu picked her up and began to put her back and course. Daisy pounded it severely and threw it into a pine tree. She then kicked it once more because this whole thing of helping people was considered losing on purpose. Which was forbidden. Hoisting her kart up on the cloud, she felt the white puff resist.
"Hey! HEY! Do you see what happened to your pilot! Do you see! Do you have eyes? Yes! Good! Now the same thing'll happen to you if you don't listen!" It didn't matter to her…she was going to have to knock it out anyway once she reached the road where those kids were. The cloud drove in the direction she wished, and once Daisy got sure enough of her surroundings, she slammed her foot on the gas pedal, driving off the cloud and stunning it. Once this plan was accomplished, she threw a spare Koopa shell (which she secretly hoarded, though never used them against other racers, unless she actually obtained one.) at the floating mass, got out of the car, crammed her heel into its cranium, then sped off to save those kids.
"Survive, damn it! Survive!"
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"Run! Redsia! Run!" Tahjra had a stick, fending off against the wolf. It had already got his arm, a horrid event in which it dragged him around like a rag. The pink-haired girl stayed still, and then whipped out a Hammer. This thing had extraordinarily high defenses. Tahjra was barely doing any damage. She could pull this off, to stun it a little bit…
"Out of the way!" Shoving the boy to the left, careful enough not to spill the water, but at least for him to get the message, Redsia got the Hammer in both hands and charged up. The wolf bit her. She held. Stars formed in an arc, and she screamed.
"Piercing Blow!" A crushing noise was heard, and the monster took some damage. Redsia backed away, bleeding at the stomach. The wolf staggered, red liquid flowing from its skull. It had not given up. Lunging at the two kids…
"NO!" the princess of Sarasland dived from her kart, throwing a Red Shell at the Wolf. It hit the animal repeatedly, and disappeared afterward. It was out cold. That, or maybe dead. The latter seemed more possible. Daisy was not so lucky as well, the wheel had caught onto her shoe, and the kart was spinning out of control.
"NOOOOOO!"
A/N: Oooooooh. Clffie. Wow, and I thought Daisy would be a bad person. Frappe Snowland. Was perfect to write about! Hmm…she better not die. She was so nice to those two kids…Anyways, if you've read The Court Case, the fic I just finished, you'd realize there are some references to it. It happens when I can't think of names or am bored. See, Grace of the Feet is the fighting style a maid (Emereld) uses. Tahjra and Redsia are names of continents in The Court Case. And there will probably be more. I really didn't expect the silent person who we just introduced to attack with a hammer, or know Piercing Blow either. That was nice. So, so far, these are the good people and the I'm-not-sure-which-side-I-should-put-them side. And bad.
Good?Probably Bad
YoshiR.O.BWario (how typical…)
DaisyMarioWalugi (see above…)
LuigiBowser(stress on above)
All the other people besidesPeach (What?)
ones on right sideLuigi(Finally acting out.)
Hmm…I mean I like Peach as much as the next person, but it's be nice to see her bust some heads. I never knew Daisy was so tough. This is a very abstract story, so people are supposed to seem more or less OOC. Okay, done now.
