CHAPTER 5

MAMA MIA!

"Behold!" Jack said as he removed the curtain on top of his newest invention. "The Dimension and/or World Traveling Machine!"

"So, this will take us to other dimensions?" Omi said.

"Looks just like your old time machine." Clay said.

"I know. I liked the design." Jack said.

"Jack, you're the best!" Chase said.

"What're we waiting for? Let's go." Rai said.

"Wait a second…" Kimiko said. "How do we get back?"

"Well…" Jack explained. "I simply press this button and: Bam! We're back here!"

"Let's go!" Omi said. They all walked into the portal.

Approximately 2.6 seconds later, they all landed in a very strange field, with floating blocks and walking mushrooms.

"Whoa." Jack said. "Looks like my video game. Wait a sec… It is my video game! It's the Mushroom Kingdom!"

"I kind of noticed when I saw all the walking mushrooms…" Rai said. "Where to, Dojo?"

"Well…" Dojo replied. "If we find one piece, we'll find 199 more! Oh by the way, the pieces are guarded by evil villains."

"So, if we defeat the villain, we get the pieces?" Omi asked. "I know! I'll ask one of these mushrooms!"

He walked up to a goomba and said, "Hello, friend! Would you like to assist us in defeating the evil villain in this realm?"

Instead of answering, he bit Omi's hand.

"OWWW!" He screeched. "HE BIT ME! SOMEONE HIT HIM OR SOMETHING!"

"Now now," Chase said. "I bet he didn't mean it."

Clay picked it up. "You're not gonna talk, then we have no use for you." He threw him into some other goombas.

"Come, my friends!" Omi said. "Let's go to wherever the villain is!"

"You mean, in the castle over there?" Jack pointed.

"Whatever! Let's go!" Omi started running, with everyone running after him.

When they were gone, WuYa appeared out of nowhere.

"Jack needs to learn how to close his warp holes…" She said as she began to follow the monks.

The monks didn't fight much… The goombas and koopa troopas we're too weak, they just ran them over.

"We're almost there!" Omi said.

A couple seconds later they were at the castle. (Wow, that was fast!) They burst through the door and saw a big reptile thing with a huge spiked shell sitting in a chair.

"So…" He said. "You made it. You're too late. Mario has already lost all his lives, and now you will lose yours!"

"Who's Mario?" Rai asked.

"Never mind him. Just beat Bowser!" Jack answered.

"Who's Bowser?" Rai asked.

Jack sighed. "Just beat the dinosaur up."

So the Xiaolin warriors sprang into action (Again) and started running and jumping and kicking.

But Bowser was too powerful. He hid in his shell most of the time, and the monks just smacked their hands on the spikes, which hurt. A lot.

Meanwhile, Jack walked around the room, while holding Chase's hand. Because he was, of course, scared of Bowser.

"C'mon, Chase!" Jack said. "Just smack him once!"

"Will it end the fighting?" Chase asked.

"Yes! It will end the fighting!" Jack replied.

"Okay. I'll do it." Chase let go of Jack and walked towards Bowser.

Meanwhile, Bowser had all of the Xiaolin warriors in his hands.

"Ha ha ha!" He said. "Look's like I've…"

Suddenly he stopped. He dropped the Xiaolin warriors, and screamed.

"YAAAAAA!" He shouted. "HE'S BITING MY TAIL!"

He ran around the room, but chase didn't stop biting.

"I… Feel…" Bowser said. But before he could finish, he exploded, and a big '1000 points' signal came up.

"Yippee!" Omi said. "Chase has beaten the evil!"

"I feel sorry for him…" Chase said.

Then, a big brick with a ? on it appeared. Omi smacked it, and 200 pieces revealed themselves.

"Yay!" Kimiko said. "We won!"

"Actually, I won!"

Everyone turned and saw WuYa as she jumped over them and grabbed the pieces.

"Yes!" She said. "200 down, 800 to go! Smell you later!" She took out a button and said, "Oh, Jack, by the way… Thanks for the spare button!" Then she vanished.

"I do not tolerate poor performance!" Omi said. "Jack, bring us to the next dimension!"

"You got it!" Jack said as he pressed the button.

Another 2.6 seconds passed as they traveled home.

"Setting coordinates… Done! Everyone in!" Jack said as everyone ran in for another 2.6 seconds of travel.