CHAPTER 29
I DON'T THINK WE'RE IN CHINA ANYMORE
"Where are we?" Rai said. "It looks like a ruin, only there are people who aren't really people, but walking pigs."
"I reckon we need a way out of here fast." Clay said.
"The remote's battery died." Jack explained. "I had to use the Eye of Dashi and the Thorn of Thunderbolt. Where are we going to get that much power?"
"We could ask politely." Chase said.
"Yes, let's find one of those big menacing pigs with spears and ask them if they know where we can find a power source that equals two Sheng Gong Wu." Kim said.
"I think those pigs found us." Rai said.
About 20 pigs had already gathered around them, and the spotlights were shining on them.
"DRAGON X KUMEI FORMATION!" Omi announced.
As they took formation, the pigs ran away for some reason.
"What was that?" Jack asked. "They just ran away. We didn't even do anything."
"Something's suspicious." Omi said.
"You mean more suspicious then that moving barrel?" Chase said.
"Moving barrel?" Omi said. "Evil resides under that barrel!"
"But why under a barrel?" Rai said. "Wouldn't a hero be under a barrel?"
But Omi was already rushing towards the barrel. He smashed it into a thousand pieces, revealing a tiny kid with green clothes and a hat.
"Okay." Kim said. "What's with the kid?"
"Awkward." Dojo mentioned.
"See, Omi?" Rai said. "A helpless kid."
"I am most sorry." Omi said.
But by then, the kid was running off towards the main gate. The monks followed.
"Kid!" Rai said. "It's too dangerous!"
They all ran through the gate, still chasing the kid. They chased him through the entire fort that they were in. Upstairs, downstairs, sideways- any way you could think of.
After a very long chase, they all ended up next to one last door, which was locked. It was a dead end.
The kid quickly picked up the sword that was lying around and pointed it to the monks.
"Hey, hold on kid." Jack said. "No reason to use medieval weapons."
"We just want to help." Chase said.
"WELL THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT EARLIER?" The kid said. "I RAN THROUGH THIS WHOLE FORTRESS CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE EVIL!"
"Sorry." Kim said.
"Let me ask you something:" The kid said. "Do you know where we are?"
The monks shook their heads.
"Then I have a lot of explaining to do!" The kid said.
Dear Readers,
How do you like the first part of the Zelda segment? Review please! Oh, and by the way, I'm not going to make Link silent like the games do.
