The Next day

(Cartman is walking to school the next day with a smile on his face)

Cartman: Kyle thinks he is so great in saying Christians are evil, I bet everyone in school has forgotten about it already: He walks in and to his great surprise the school was multi religion! He saw Butters, Token and Clyde reading the Koran and then put a Persian rug down and started praying, next he saw Kenny, Timmy, Jason were reading how to be pacifist. Next he saw Wendy and some others who had robes on and meditating.


Cartman:(Worrying) Okay so Kyle managed to make a some of the school loses faith in the Catholics. But I'm sure Stan will…. OH MY GOD!(He saw with horror that Stan was reading with Kyle along with Bebe, Milly and Tweak the book of the Jews.

Cartman: Stan please tell me this isn't true!

Stan: Dude that book made me see the light and since Kyle's my best friend I well thought Judaism would be better.

Cartman: NO No NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(He screamed they just looked and then left, Cartman ran to Mrs. Garrison)

Cartman: Mrs. Garrison there practicing religion in SCHOOL!

Mrs.Garssion: Well the governor of this town made it legal to practice any religion. And besides that book the Da Vinci Code is more inspirational than the Bible.

(The Class came in and Cartman said in his usual bitch voice)


Cartman: Guys this is all Jewish mind control.

Stan, BeBe, Milly and Tweak: HEY!

Kyle: Don't worry guys after all he is just a Catholic!

Stan: Yeah Catholics suck!

Butters: Yeah and Im sick of that damn fucking pope saying Islam is evil!

Clyde: Yeah its awesome no it's fucking awesome!

Cartman: If you guys are MUSLIMS YOU SHOULD HATE JEWS!

Token: Not really Muslims in the medieval times were very tolerant of Jews read History fat ass catholic!

Kyle: All that time you called me a jew and belittled my people well now its my turn time for our series of Catholic bashing!

Stan: YOU'RE A STUPIED CATHOLIC!

Tweak: YOUURE A CATHOLIC!

Butters: SHUT YOUR DARN CATHOLIC MOUTH JERK!

Token: HAHA CATHOLIC!

Wendy: CATHOLICS SUCK ASS!

Cartman: THIS CANT BE HAPPING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!( He runs out of the school.)

Part 3 will come soon