Warrior Interviews

Interviewer: We are here today with the very heroic Firestar and stupid Tigerstar! So guys, how are you doing?

Firestar: I'm hungry! I couldn't find any prey in the morning!

Tigerstar: WHY DON'T YOU JUST ORDER SOME FREAKING PIZZA!

Firestar: BECAUSE IT COSTS $12:00!

Interviewer: Ok next question. Tigerstar, why do you hate Firestar so much?

Tigerstar: Well, he always kept his side of the den so clean, and he flossed after every piece of freshkill. But mostly, HE'S A FREAKING KITTYPET!

Firestar: Oh yah? Can a kittypet do this stands up and start doing karate HI…YA!

Interview: Ok Firestar, same question

Firestar: Well he was always messy, he never washed himself, comes back to the camp smelling like a pile of fox dung. He makes fun of my kittypet orgins.

Tigerstar: Longtail did too! And I don't see you getting mad at him!

Firestar: Longtail's deaf now! Now well you shut up and let me finish! So anyway. He killed Bluestar and he sent bloodclan to attack us…You know how long it took me to get the bloodstains of my fur!

Interviewer: Ok well thank you very much for being here today Firestar and Tigerstar, you guys can go home now

Firestar/Tigerstar: Oh thank Starclan

Firestar and Tigerstar walk back to the camp