Chapter 2

(I don't own Warriors, our Buckleys)

Interviewer: And were back, here today are the young Thunderclan Warriors Ashfur and Brambleclaw! So Brambleclaw, what do you think about Ashfur and Squirrelflight's relationship?

Brambleclaw: (angry sigh) I would kill him if he weren't a Thunderclan cat.

Ashfur: Well too bad cause I have blue eyes! (Stares at Brambleclaw intensely)

Brambleclaw: Stop doing that!

Ashfur: Your just jealous of their blueness.

Brambleclaw: That's it! (tackles Ashfur) GIVE ME THOSE EYES!

Ashfur: WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET SOME DAMN CONTACTS!

Interviewer: I'm sorry we'll have to go to the commercial, we'll be right back after there messages

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Interviewer: Ok we are back now, Ashfur, Brambleclaw. You calm?

Brambleclaw: I think so

Ashfur: Look its Squirrelflight! Hey there beautiful!

Squirrelflight: (off-camera) hey blue eyes!

Brambleclaw: You get away from her!

Ashfur: She's all mine now! Sucker!

Brambleclaw: No she isn't! Squirrelflight, who do you like the most?

Squirrelflight: hmmmmmm…let me think…ummm… oh I know! Eeny meeny miny mo, cause I Twoleg by the two, if he hollers let him go, eeny meeny miny mo…Ashfur!

Ashfur: YES! BOO-YAH (walks off with arm over Squirrelflight, whispering in her ear)

Interviewer: (staring shocked) Wow, dumped. Well anyways Come back tomorrow for another interview with Graystripe and Silverstream!

Brambleclaw: (sniff) I can't believe she left me (sniff) get me some tissues (sniff)