Chapter 3

Interviewer: Its time for yet another warrior cat interview! Today we have Graystripe and the cat thought to be dead! Silverstream! How are you guys doing?

Graystripe: (hugging Silverstream) I missed you so much

Silverstream: I know, I know

Interviewer: Um guys…interview

Graystripe/Silverstream: oh…. Yah

Interviewer: So Graystripe, I hear Twolegs took you what was that like for you?

Graystripe: Ugh…it was horrible, there lazy dimwitted dog barked all day, even when know one was going into the stupid house! I swear I just wanted to get a string, tie it around them and hang them off Mount Everest.

Interviewer: Wow, that's pretty serious

Silverstream: I want to see my kittens!

Stormfur/Feathertail: (from backstage) were not kittens anymore mom!

Silverstream: Oh yes you are (goes backstage) you my wittle pudy wuddy babies!

Stormfur/Feathertail: MOM!

Interviewer: Alright Silverstream you can you see them after the interview

Silverstream: But they're my wittle

Graystripe: Don't even start! If you haven't died giving birth you would have seen them made into apprentices, and their warrior ceremony, but no! You had to die.

Silverstream: Well you try giving birth!

Graystripe: I'm a man; I'm tough (shows off muscles)

Interviewer: oh! Nice…

Silverstream: Get away from my husband!

Interviewer: You want to fight?

Silverstream: Yah! Bring it on

Interviewer and Silverstream go backstage and starts fighting

Silverstream: He's my man!

Interviewer: If you loved him so much why did you die?

Graystripe: This is going to take awhile (gets out lawn chair and sits back, drinking orange juice)