Chapter 3
Interviewer: Its time for yet another warrior cat interview! Today we have Graystripe and the cat thought to be dead! Silverstream! How are you guys doing?
Graystripe: (hugging Silverstream) I missed you so much
Silverstream: I know, I know
Interviewer: Um guys…interview
Graystripe/Silverstream: oh…. Yah
Interviewer: So Graystripe, I hear Twolegs took you what was that like for you?
Graystripe: Ugh…it was horrible, there lazy dimwitted dog barked all day, even when know one was going into the stupid house! I swear I just wanted to get a string, tie it around them and hang them off Mount Everest.
Interviewer: Wow, that's pretty serious
Silverstream: I want to see my kittens!
Stormfur/Feathertail: (from backstage) were not kittens anymore mom!
Silverstream: Oh yes you are (goes backstage) you my wittle pudy wuddy babies!
Stormfur/Feathertail: MOM!
Interviewer: Alright Silverstream you can you see them after the interview
Silverstream: But they're my wittle
Graystripe: Don't even start! If you haven't died giving birth you would have seen them made into apprentices, and their warrior ceremony, but no! You had to die.
Silverstream: Well you try giving birth!
Graystripe: I'm a man; I'm tough (shows off muscles)
Interviewer: oh! Nice…
Silverstream: Get away from my husband!
Interviewer: You want to fight?
Silverstream: Yah! Bring it on
Interviewer and Silverstream go backstage and starts fightingSilverstream: He's my man!
Interviewer: If you loved him so much why did you die?
Graystripe: This is going to take awhile (gets out lawn chair and sits back, drinking orange juice)
