Chapter 4

Graystripe: Now normally the interviewer would start, but since she's busy fighting with my wife over me. I don't know what to do

Cameraman: How does that make you feel?

Graystripe: Good! I am so hot (flicks back hair)

(Silverstream and the interviewer come rolling out, fighting and punching)

Graystripe: Guys! I mean girls, there's only one way to solve this!

Interviewer/Silverstream: What!

Graystripe: Whoever can run to that tree, touch it and run back will be my mate

Interviewer: I'm warning you Silverstream I'm fast

Silverstream: But are you sneaky-fast?

Interviewer: Huh?

Graystripe: ok, when I say go

(Silverstream darts off)

Interviewer: waaah no fair! (sits down and cries like a little kid)

Silverstream: TOO BAD I ALREADY TOUCHED THE TREE! MUAHAHA!

Graystripe: I'm keeping Silverstream

Interviewer: But, but she cheated

Graystripe: Ummm, aren't you supposed to be interviewing us?

Interviewer: Oh yah…so ummm…how was your day?

Silverstream: (staring off into space) it was good

Graystripe: yah really good

Interviewer: Well it's about the end of this exciting interview

Silverstream: Who said we were done?

Interviewer: Me, now get lost

Graystripe: Why don't you make us?

Interviewer: (pulls out gun) one…

(Graystripe and Silverstream run away like a bunch of lunatics)

Interviewer: And join us next time for more warrior interviews, where you never know what will happen!