Chapter 5
Interviewer: Ugh, another stupid opening, it's always the same. I'm getting so sick of this of this…ugh, please welcome Princess and Cloudtail
(Princess and Cloudtail walk in)
Princess: Cloudtail! You have dirt all over your face, go wash it off in the puddle over there!
Cloudtail: Mom I don't live at home anymore!
Princess: But you're all dirty, wash yourself or I'm not bringing you any more chocolate chip cookies!
Cloudtail: I'm going, I'm going! (Runs off)
Interviewer: So…..how's life?
Princess: Eh, can't complain
Interviewer: I see
Cloudtail: I'm back
Princess: See, wasn't that easy, your just a good little tom-cat, yes you are, yes you are!
Cloudtail: Mom, not here…
Interviewer: CAN WE START WITH THE INTERVIEW FOR STARCLAN SAKE!
Cloudtail/Princess: Sure, go on
Interviewer: So Cloudtail, how is living in Thunderclan better then living with your mom?
Cloudtail: Oh it's so much easier, I don't have to listen to her nagging, I can stay up all night without her bugging me!
Interviewer: Does she annoy you?
Cloudtail: Yes! A lot!
Princess: You ungrateful cat! I thought you loved me! (cries)
Cloudtail: No I do! It just I love Thunderclan too
Princess: You love Thunderclan more then more, waaaaaaah!
Interviewer: Ok….. Princess, how do you feel about that?
Princess: WAAAAAAH! MY SON DOESN'T LOVE ME
Interviewer: Great I hope nobody puts this in the news, um you guys think you could resolve things here?
Princess: (sniff) maybe
Cloudtail: I'm sorry I said you were annoying mom
Princess: Thank you! Lets to my house and I'll make you chocolate chip cookies!
Cloudtail: YAY!
Interviewer: I wish I had some chocolate chip cookies…… I'm so hungry, maybe I should just retire….What! the camera's on! AHHH! I mean, join us some other day for another interview!
