Chapter 5

Interviewer: Ugh, another stupid opening, it's always the same. I'm getting so sick of this of this…ugh, please welcome Princess and Cloudtail

(Princess and Cloudtail walk in)

Princess: Cloudtail! You have dirt all over your face, go wash it off in the puddle over there!

Cloudtail: Mom I don't live at home anymore!

Princess: But you're all dirty, wash yourself or I'm not bringing you any more chocolate chip cookies!

Cloudtail: I'm going, I'm going! (Runs off)

Interviewer: So…..how's life?

Princess: Eh, can't complain

Interviewer: I see

Cloudtail: I'm back

Princess: See, wasn't that easy, your just a good little tom-cat, yes you are, yes you are!

Cloudtail: Mom, not here…

Interviewer: CAN WE START WITH THE INTERVIEW FOR STARCLAN SAKE!

Cloudtail/Princess: Sure, go on

Interviewer: So Cloudtail, how is living in Thunderclan better then living with your mom?

Cloudtail: Oh it's so much easier, I don't have to listen to her nagging, I can stay up all night without her bugging me!

Interviewer: Does she annoy you?

Cloudtail: Yes! A lot!

Princess: You ungrateful cat! I thought you loved me! (cries)

Cloudtail: No I do! It just I love Thunderclan too

Princess: You love Thunderclan more then more, waaaaaaah!

Interviewer: Ok….. Princess, how do you feel about that?

Princess: WAAAAAAH! MY SON DOESN'T LOVE ME

Interviewer: Great I hope nobody puts this in the news, um you guys think you could resolve things here?

Princess: (sniff) maybe

Cloudtail: I'm sorry I said you were annoying mom

Princess: Thank you! Lets to my house and I'll make you chocolate chip cookies!

Cloudtail: YAY!

Interviewer: I wish I had some chocolate chip cookies…… I'm so hungry, maybe I should just retire….What! the camera's on! AHHH! I mean, join us some other day for another interview!