Chapter 1: The Quibbler Is A Hat
Diana Evanston was reading the Quibbler on the Hogwarts Express when she noticed Harry was on the cover. She squealed and ran to find his compartment.
On the 58th run, she spotted him staring out the window. She set the magazine on top of his head.
"It's a hat." She grinned.
Harry ripped it up.
