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Val: Aren't you the cutest baby in the world?

Vic: Yeah, I think I am…. giggles

Val: Not you, the Baby.

Victoria (baby): GAAA!

Val: Ooh, you are so cute!

Holly: Hello? Remember me? I'm still here?

Holly picks up baby

Val: I'm sorry Holly, but Victoria is just too cute.

Holly: I can see that,

Victoria pukes on her

Holly: Well, you're so lucky you're so cute, this blouse is real cashmere!

Val: Ooh, I'm sorry; Vic will go out and buy you a new one. Right Vic?

Vic: Umm, well, uhh..

Val: VIC!

Vic: Right, yes I will buy you a new blouse Holly.

Holly: Aww, you don't have too. Pure cashmere, Saks 5th, blue, size M.

Well, I'm off to the Diner, Vince is meeting me there in, umm, five minutes, I gotta go!

Val: Have a good time, and don't get too stressed out, it's bad for you baby. And don't bend down. Not too much greasy food okay?

Holly: Val, it's only been two weeks, it's not like my stomach is huge yet.

Val: Well, you should still be careful.

Later in the Diner

Holly walks in, the room is dark, and a spotlight on her and Vince walks out

Holly: Aww, this is so romantic!

Vince bends down

Vince: Holly, will you marry me?

Holly: Yes of course!

He places the ring on her finger

Holly looks at it

Holly: Umm, honey, where's the diamond?

Vince: Oh, its right there, see that dot?

Holly: Oh yea, the dot. Sure is shiny in this dark light. I wonder if it's noticeable outside…

Let's see, nope, the dot isn't noticeable now.

Vince: What are you saying? You don't like the ring? But that little diamond dot is a real diamond! If I bought u one with a big diamond, it would've been fake.

Holly: Well that would've been better than the dot. Oh Look, I can't see it anymore!

puts her hand out at lady in front of her

Holly: Can you see it mam?

Lady: Oh My goodness, where is the diamond?

Holly: Yeah Vince? Where's the diamond?

Vince: You know what? You don't have to have the ring if you don't want it.

Vince walks away

He goes to meet Gary

Gary: What happened man?

Vince: I proposed to Holly and she totally insulted the ring I picked out.

Gary: Well was the ring nice?

Vince: Yeah, she said that the diamond wasn't noticeable.

Gary: Well how big was it?

Vince: it was a little speck, you know, a little smaller than a sequin on a dress.

Gary smacks Vince on the head

Vince: What the hell man?

Gary: The only things girls look for on the ring are how big the diamond is. You're an idiot.

Vince: But I thought it was the thought that counts.

Gary: What kind of thought have you put into that little speck?

Meanwhile, at Tina's

Holly: TINA! I don't know what to do. Vince gave me a ring today, but I kind of insulted him and got him all mad.

Tina: Oh my god, that's great. But how'd you get him mad?

Holly shows her the ring

Tina: Oh My god! Did the diamond fall out?

Holly: No, its there, see that little speck?

Tina: Well you should be mad! I mean the diamond is all that matters. Let's face it, he should be out there looking for another ring for you.

Holly: Yeah, why am I feeling so bad? He's the one that should feel bad.

Tina: Want to go smell hair products now at the drugstore?

Holly: Okay.

To be continued……