A/N: Again! Thank you sooo much for the reviews! (And favorites!) I'm really glad that you found the first date satisfactory!
Sorry I made you guys (and girls) wait so long, just building the suspense you know. Haha. Okay actually it's not that funny at all... I had bad case of writer's block. Anyway, let's just get on with this chapter. I'm sure you waited long enough!
Disclaimer: Do I really have to put one of these at the beginning of every chapter!
/ CHAT ROOM I /
tHrOnE-of-AiBo: No: O
SakuraBlossom: Ya he did! He tried to take advantage of me right outside my house!
tHrOnE-of-AiBo: Did you give him the wrong impression?
SakuraBlossom: No... all I did was hug him and then he grabbed me and pushed me to the wall!
tHrOnE-of-AiBo: Gasp! No! He could've raped you!
SakuraBlossom: I no! He couldn't keep his hands off me. Good thing I didnt invite him in. : O
/ CHAT ROOM II /
Ramenkage: C'mon! If u dont spill, i'm gonna go CRAZY! 8 P
yuusatsu: Thats the only reason u invited me to chat, right?
Ramenkage: ...
yuusatsu: For once no comment i c
EmoCase723: What now ramen face?
Ramenkage: yuusatsu went on a date wit Sakura!
yuusatsu: I refer to it as a meeting. Not a date. From what I've heard, dates aren't from hell
EmoCase723: u mean from Suna?
Ramenkage: Ooooo! Nice one emo boy! He got you good you fucker! So, did u 2 get busy after?
yuusatsu: No.
Ramenkage: Ha! Riigghhtt. I bet u were dying 4 a chance 2 c her naked.
yuusatsu: That self-centered pain in the ass? Do all of you from Konoha have as ailing minds as you make it seem?
EmoCase723: Not everyone... but most. Isn't that right kage?
Ramenkage: Right!
yuusatsu: Point proven.
EmoCase723: But then again, we're not the ones who went out with Sakura.
Ramenkage: Hahahahaahahaha!
EmoCase723: Don't laugh... you still want to date her.
yuusatsu: ...
/ CHAT ROOM I /
SakuraBlossom: I can't believe i actually thought he was a nice guy!
tHrOnE-of-AiBo: There, there. : ( Most guys are deceiving like that.
SakuraBlossom: When he was flirting with the waitress i should've known ): (
tHrOnE-of-AiBo: (: O What a jerk!
SakuraBlossom: I no!
tHrOnE-of-AiBo: So now what are you going to do? File charges?
SakuraBlossom: No, I'd rather just forget the whole thing. Besides, I stopped him b4 anything happened. So I'll probably keep looking...
tHrOnE-of-AiBo: Alright that's the spirit. You go girl!
SakuraBlossom: Thanx t-o-A! Ur the besttHrOnE-of-AiBo: (; )
Ramenkage: Hey ladies! Wats up!SakuraBlossom: Ugh! You again! Let me guess... i told u not to go w/ him. How'd u find out? Did that rape artist tell u?
Ramenkage: lol! Rape artist? Who?
tHrOnE-of-AiBo: I believe she was referring to yuusatsu.
Ramenkage: Hahahahaha! R u serious! He didn't say ne thing about trying to rape u to me.
SakuraBlossom: He wouldn't now would he?
tHrOnE-of-AiBo: Mhm! By what I've heard, you don't want to trust yuusatsu. You are better off ignoring him.
Ramenkage: Hahaha! I new he did sumthing! But i did warn u...
SakuraBlossom: Shut up shut up shut up!
tHrOnE-of-AiBo: Don't get upset again, it'll only discourage you even more. Let's forget about him and move on.
SakuraBlossom: I don't c how. : (
Ramenkage: How bout goin on a date with me?
tHrOnE-of-AiBo: I doubt joking will help now.
Ramenkage: Who said i was joking?
SakuraBlossom: You've got to b kidding me. Is this the best I can DO! (:O (:O
Ramenkage: Huh? I'm a great guy!
tHrOnE-of-AiBo: I don't think she needs you right now. She needs a man, someone that can be there for her, not just there to tell her she's wrong.
Ramenkage: WHAT! That's bull! I am a man! I'm as man as they come!
SakuraBlossom: : ) Oh suuuurrrrreeeee.
tHrOnE-of-AiBo: LOL! Hehehe! You are kind of funny!
Ramenkage: You need therapy! Both of you!
tHrOnE-of-AiBo: Hehehehe.
Ramenkage: I'm outta here. I'll talk to u later Sakura, when we're ALONE
SakuraBlossom: Don't count on it!
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Sakura logged out of the chat room not long after, still feeling somewhat low-spirited about her luck so far.
Her phone rang just as she was about to sign off of entirely.
"Hey Sakura. What's up?"
"Oh, hey Ino." Sakura did not want to go through the humiliating details of her date. She already was beginning to feel a tiny bit guilty about accusing Gaara of raping her. And she feared how many people knew of her lie. With any luck, his ears were ignorant.
But she figured her actions were justified. Convincing herself that any girl in her position would bend the truth instead of admitting her attempts to seduce a boy were shut down.
"Sooo…how was your date?" The way Ino exaggerated 'date' caused Sakura to go into competition mode. Which would eventually lead her to lying even more.
But this is Ino. She wouldn't know the difference. And wasn't she the one who wanted me to find someone?
"Great! The food was nice and the restaurant is even better on the inside!""Sakuraaaa… You know what I mean. How was the guy? What's his name? What's he like? Is he funny or stupid like Naruto…"
"No, no. He's… nice. But really quiet. His name is Gaara…"
"Ooo! Dangerous?"
"Hn. You could say that."
"So did you go all the way like you said you would?"
Sakura sighed, wondering whether or not to tell her the truth. "He didn't… want to."
There was a long, silent pause on the other end.
"Oh. Wow, well, that's… I didn't see that coming."
"Neither did I." Sakura mumbled.
"Wait, are you saying that you were all ready to give it up to him, and then he decides differently? Hahaha! Why am I asking you this? Of course you did! Hahahaha!"
Sakura whimpered with embarrassment. She sat on her bed and held the phone away from her ear. "Uh. Ino, I'll have to let you go. Bye."
"Haha…huh? Hey, Sakura wa…"
CLICK
She slumped backwards and ran her hands through her hair, muttering angrily to herself, cursing Ino for laughing.
Why Sakura? Why! You just had to say she was jealous last night. Now I probably look even more ridiculous than I feel!
A bing-ing sound came from her computer, distracting her from self-pity momentarily.
Hey, I forgot this was on… I have a message? From who? It better not be from Ramenkage. I've had enough of him! Good thing I don't know him, or he'd probably already be dead!
(A/N: Muahaha! That's what she thinks.)
Sakura slipped off her mattress lazily and crawled to the desk, peeking slyly over the top as if to check out if the computer was a threat or not.
It took her a moment to catch the frolicking envelope that was making its way to the top of the window, dancing on the tool bar. "Come here you dumb… thing… eek!"
She lost balance and her hand fell off the chair, twisting her arm and bringing her even lower to her knees.
"Ouch! Hey!" The animated letter started giving out strange recorder like noises. When she had finally seated herself, Sakura proceeded to open the letter, holding her breath incase it was from an unwanted mailer.
Please don't be yuusatsu! Please don't be yuusatsu! Sakura was in no state of mind to receive a hateful, mocking letter.
Which was why she was even more thrilled when she learned tHrOnE-of-AiBo was the sender.It read:
Dear Sakura,
I hope you're feeling better. I know that you must have gone through a lot already, so I'll just get to the reason for my writing. Not that I do not wish to talk, I find our conversations very joyous ; D but I may have a bit of information (or 411, hahaha) to cheer you up!
I have a buddy I met through another website, and have told him about you. (Only the good! Even though I doubt there is any bad ; ) !) He seems interested in you and has agreed to meet you if ever that is what you wish! He's a few years older than you are, but you know what they say! Older men know what they want in life (not to mention are more mature). Just what I thought you may be interested in after your indescribable "date." : P
We'll talk later as I have just realized my bathtub is overflooding! Eek! Ttyl!
Your best-EST Aijou buddy,
tHrOnE-of-AiBo ; )
Sakura smiled with relief. Phew! That was close! A friend, eh? I should look into that! I wonder if he's cute… I guess this website isn't as bad as I thought it was. Hm…
A/N: Haha! Who's this friend? Only I know! Muahahaha! I have to thank my sister for the idea though. Let's all clap for her! Yay! Anyway, I may decide to hold the next chapter hostage. What I ask for in return is not much. Just a few letters and type of the keys before you. (cough reviews cough)
Oh and P.S. I have to give credit for Naruto's line earlier in this chappie to Super Troopers. If you've seen that movie, you'll know the line. If not, then I suggest you rent it! It's a pretty good movie ; P
Tty next chappie! ; )
Rating is planned to go up due to upcoming chapter. : O But don't worry! It won't be too too bad!
