A/N: Yay reviews! Thank you sooo much! Especially to the few people that send me them like every chappie! You know who you are! I luv you people! It's majorly appreciated! (Can u tell this is the first story I've actually gotten reviews for?)

Okay, for the long run Itachi is not on a dating website. He was actually supposed to have a "myspace" like page (even though I really don't like it). But anyway, you'll find out his connection to t-o-A soon enough. Though you'll probably hate me for it.

Disclaimer: I have nothing! (everything around me disappears in a poof.) Eek! My clothes! (they reappear) That's better.

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"Sasuke! Sasuke! Sas…ugh!"

Saskue looked up from the computer and saw Naruto collapse outside on the porch.

Freakin' loser. He ran into the screen again, didn't he? What does he want now?

He got up warily and crossed the floor. "What?" Naruto jumped up and down, bounding into Sasuke's home.

"I know when Sakura has her date!"

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"What do you think Ino?"

"Hmm. You really wanna know?"

"Of course I do!" Sakura flopped onto her bed and twisted the phone cord anxiously.

"Well..." Ino's tone did not encourage Sakura the least bit. "From what his profile says, he's just like all the other guys you worship."

"Worship! What's that supposed to mean!" Sakura yelled violently into the phone.

"I just mean that you should be careful. He doesn't seem like the innocent type."

"Tch. So what? You can't always play it safe. How else will you find your perfect guy?"

"Sorry Sakura, but I don't think the perfect guy for me is a fugitive. Besides, aren't you supposed to meet the people online with someone else?" Ino bit her lip, wondering if Sakura would want to invite her.

Even though they were friends, she wouldn't give up an opportunity to watch Sakura have a crappy date.

"I didn't last time."

"Sakura, remember how your last date went?"

Sakura paused for a moment and blushed at the memory of Gaara's protests. "Thanks Ino. And to think I was actually trying to forget about it!" Ino giggled on the other end.

"So when is this date?"

"Umm… tomorrow night. I know it's early."

"You're tellin me."

"Hehehe! Oh, I've gotta go. I'm going shopping for the date." Sakura squealed happily and hung up.

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"When is it?"

"Tomorrow night. That's really soon, ain't it? She'll go out with a perfect stranger she hasn't even met yet and not even go out with me! Her own teammate!" Naruto planted himself in the swiveling chair and scooted up to the monitor.

"Yuusatsu..." He read aloud. A moment later his eyes widened in realization. "Hey isn't he that jerk Sakura went out with earlier?"

Sasuke nodded and wrapped his hands around the back of the chair, slowly pulling it and Naruto away, but the blonde didn't get the hint and continued scooting.

"It's (scoot) not (scoot) fair how she (scoot scoot) chooses (scoot) any guy over (scoot) me!"

"Naruto (pull), she doesn't (pull pull) like you. Get over it! (pull)" Naruto dug his feet into the ground stopping Sasuke immediately, causing him to fly backwards.

"I can't help it!" He whined to Sasuke who was on his way to the kitchen for ice. A message from yuusatsu popped up on the screen. "Hey Sasuke! Yuusatsu is ta...Sasuke? Where'd you go?"

He didn't look too hard. Seeing an opportunity to find out what yuusatsu and Sasuke talked about, he allowed himself to pry into the conversation.

/ CHAT ROOM /

EmoCase723: Hi! Wat r we talkin bout?

yuusatsu: ...

EmoCase723: Nuthin? Ok well i guess i'll just start off then. Did u no Sakura's goin out wit my bro.

Naruto caught himself before he could blow his cover.

yuusatsu: Alright. Why are u telling me this? Are u jealous?

Finally! Someone who gets me! Naruto smiled and densely continued to type.

EmoCase723: I guess yea.

yuusatsu: Are you serious? Why would you want to date her? She's a bitch and a half.

Naruto became protective over his crush and fumed his feelings to Gaara.

EmoCase723: No shes not! U just dont get her like i do! Shes pretty and hot and fun and pretty!

yuusatsu: You said that already.

EmoCase723: I dont care! Shes the most hottest girl in Konoha!

yuusatsu: You're either blind or desperate. I believe you're merging onto both. Such a shame.

EmoCase723: Whats that supposed ta mean!

yuusatsu: Those in Konoha must have as bad a taste in girls as they do training techniques.

EmoCase723: Shut up! U dont no wat ur saying!

Sasuke came back with a bag of ice held to his neck. "What are you doing!" Naruto jumped.

"Uh... nothing." He pushed away from the desk and held up his hands innocently. Sasuke swiftly rushed to the side and peered at the screen and saw...

Nothing.

"What happened to my conversation?" He eyed Naruto suspiciously. "Nothin. Don't look at me! He must've gotten tired of waitin' cause he just logged out."

Sure enough, Gaara had logged out. Sasuke leaned back reassured. "What time is he coming?"

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A/N: I know it was short... sorry! All that waiting for nothing. I was gonna write in the date in this chappie, but i thought this was a good place to end it for now! But i reaaalllllyyyy hope to get the next one up soon! I already no how i wanna end it so it shouldn't be that long of a wait! Hopefully 2 days at the most : D

I know there's not that much to review on, but plz plz plz try!

Next chappieter: We meet my Itachi!