-130 Ways to Annoy Kakashi!
(Beware; do not attempt any of these or risk getting the special move 'a thousand years of death!' courtesy of Kakashi.)
1.)Walk up to him and take his book 'Make out Paradise' saying "No more perverted things for you young man!"
2.)Don't forget to wave your finger in his face just like a mother would!
3.)Pay Ino to take over his body and read the book in front of Tsunade
4.)Send Iruka a letter saying that Kakashi is hot for him
5.)Get Kakashi drunk and have him do a seen from his book in front of Iruka's class.
6.)While he is sleeping go in his room and steal all his masks
7.)Don't forget all the 'Make out paradise' books he's got!
8.)Head for the hills, he will probably go on a rampage as soon as he wakes up
9.)Grab a paddle and hide behind a building, when he walks by smack him on the butt as hard as you can and run like hell
10.)Tell Anko what Kakashi has been reading and watch her beet his ass
11.)Transform into Kakashi while he's on a mission and streak through Konoha and watch the sparks fly when the real Kakashi comes back
12.)Throw acorns at him until he gets pissed and turns to look at you then scream "It was the squirrel! They're known to do that you know." Then run to another tree like a squirrel.
13.)Tell him you want to make him look cooler and use honey to give him a Mohawk
14.)While he's sleeping paint glasses on him with permanent ink
15.)Dunk your head in cooked spaghetti stand at the door to his room and stare at him with wide eyes and a crazy smile
16.)When he's meditating turn the stereo volume up to max and put it behind him (Continue on 17)
17.)blast the song 'Pop by Nsync' he'll have a seizer
18.)Smack him over the head with a dictionary and scream 'Tag your it!'
19.)Insist that he should Kiss and make up with Gai sensei
20.)Ask him if he's gay over and over again until he says yes
21.)Sneak up behind him when he's reading his book and scream as loud as you can (Continue on 22)
22.)When he asks you why you screamed just say you say a small spider on the tree
23.)Practice the move 'a thousand years of death' then when you get it right do it to him and yell "THAT'S REVENGE FOR WHAT YOU DID TO NARUTO!"
24.)Have Ino Take over Kakashi again and make him sing "I'm a little dimwit short and stout here's my spiky hair and I have gout!" in front of Tsunade. (I made up that little song)
25.)While he is drinking something tickle him and make him spit it out his nose
26.)Turn into a fat panda and chase him around saying "I WANT A HUG!"
27.)Have every ninja in Konoha transform into him and copy him until he passes out from frustration
28.)Announce to the village that he uses his sharinggan to copy tings OTHER than fighting moves
29.)Trip him but make sure he falls in dog poo
30.)While he is sleeping put a headphone in his ear and blast a heavy metal song as loud as it can go
